Ninja cried on stream (this is so sad)

when these articles started coming in you know there is a comparison going on between PewDiePie and us and family it's a very thrill movement for in pyrocynical and everybody is congratulating me all over the world are cynical from five minutes into the future and I have a special announcement that's right guys the pyrocynical hoodie is now available in purple it's just it's it's so epic look at this really cool design in the back reflects on your friends I'm only joking you can't have friends and watch parasitical so we got it in purple now visit the link down below to copy self 1 they're so comfortable sit while you can are you you don't need anyone else haagh pyrocynical hoodies welcome back to ASA we've got a lot of stories to go through let's just finger blast all of them we all know Logan poor world renowned humanitarian fighter for all that is right in the world and is now apparently a flat earther - say my name is Logan [Music] he uploaded a video titled the Flat Earth to the edge and back get it cuz the Earth's flat so it has an edge miss channel die already please conspiracy theories we've all heard them oh I know how we'll begin the Flat Earth documentary by showing the earth is a sphere clever Logan he didn't show a corpse he's getting better we've all heard them global warming hey guys you know that hoax global warming it's not like there's been hundreds of case studies proving there is legit and our generation is absolutely screwed because of it global warming Jon fortnight Kennedy it's all fiction Jon fortnight Kennedy does not exist but even crazier people that actually believe them you know it's crazy Logan showing a corpse in a YouTube video and only getting your ads pulled for a week meanwhile a gentleman said a racial slur in pub Jean and screwed us over a million times more than you ever could have akia isn't even good and you know what's even worse he wasn't playing pochi mobile I'm gonna say this as a friend do you think the earth is flat earth the earth is flat iron it's flat people's greatest lies drop oh that we're living it has been described yes Logan I to know about s shake and the VHS preset look at my voice now tense everything is if I watch a YouTube video and I see the little like reflection because you didn't turn it off I just click off the video what shape is the earth flat think that the earth splat because if it wasn't flat and we were already falling off of it I like how disgusted Logan isn't this kids answer despite the fact that this child is probably 99% of his viewer base [Music] my dad school playing pool bath games to go home and watch full night ninja and logs Logan do you acknowledge that other planets around I don't know it's at other planets our planet I mean literally says Flat Earth podcast what kind of bad sir were you expecting but yeah Logan is releasing his very own documentary on Flat Earth conspiracies which kind of goes against YouTube's new Terms of Service against conspiracy theories conspiracy theories on YouTube were as popular as they are today because the Chuckie Cheese man and now the tricky cheese man has a big fuck-off mansion Logan wanted a piece of our retired tazing dead rats to make this documentary now we're done in the comments because we all know the comments section the world is a mess don't hate on him he does have holes in it that mean rip read Dobbs HD that's me next episode space is a square he's not wrong space as for angles WTF yeah Logan pause documentaries out soon go watch it and blow your brains after theories invented that be good go to space is nonsense next wait I can't clap because PewDiePie does that he collapsed with his hands next now guys I have an amazing announcement and it isn't I have brand new merch and you can buy it down below please buy please buy thank you so much no more important than that I don't know if any of you remember back in the old days when I used to use a sound clip of a guy from college you get really angry his name was Donny G it was just threatening to kill everyone I live in smelly Birmingham if you want a [ __ ] ball no because Medici well apparently this gentleman was spammed so much he ended up making a YouTube channel yo everybody this is the real 14th Danny G yeah I am sick again hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of messages on my [ __ ] profile on xbox every [ __ ] day right so you don't want me to start a YouTube channel yeah I'll start a YouTube channel so you can see what I'm really little I can see the [ __ ] I really am I'll start YouTube channel but I want 20,000 subscribers just to let you know that he's really made you come to my house I'll collapse and I'll break your [ __ ] legs no I thought this was just a guy impersonate you trying to get some clout doesn't help with the potato quality but look at it some more videos on his channel it's legitimately him which is quite terrifying profile so you all know that he's the real Danny G that you're [ __ ] talking to yes yes everybody I have a [ __ ] wicked day a lot of his videos are just workout videos so I can safely say that this is the real Danny G god bless you Danny G and stay away from my wife [Music] guys guys ninja cries this is so sad [Music] now we all know ninja the wall popular final fantasy online stream so one day he accidentally started streaming and he he just looked like a rotting my theory he's so sad because he only gets two K view is when streaming final fantasy hotline I have a subscriber who's literally talking trash in my stream saying that I have 8000 viewers and I'm a dying streamer I'm playing final fantasy xi dude a game that is 16 years old but yeah it's really obvious the guy which is hungover now unfortunately because ninjas fanbase is so young they have no concept of what alcohol is so they proceeded to make a bunch of video saying he was crying and I love how they're all 10 minutes as well despite the clip of ninja being like 16 seconds absolute ewdiepie no T series of overtaking PewDiePie about three times each victory lasting about 14 to 15 seconds but now for the first time we get to hear the common Indian person's perspective on the whole debate the question is who rules YouTube in terms of the maximum number of views is there Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift with about 15 billion views is they Justin Bieber with 18 billion views now they're far behind because it is Indian homegrown tea series that has something like fifty three billion views on their channel and is about to pass the controversial personality feed a pew die pie talk about views or not subscribers Justin Bieber hmm what white people were popular three years ago let's just put them in we got Smosh as well they also got the managing director of t-series Bhushan Kuna to give his opinion on the whole debate when these articles started coming in you know there is a combat isn't going on between Beauty buying US and all over they just fly out line now t-series the most subscribed channel on YouTube nice what India your India you primarily it's a very trill movement for entirety series and everybody's congratulating me all over the world you could so badly but the problem is if Bookshare does that PewDiePie get them back a 10-minute video out of it creating more of a gap between the two i skim through the rest of the footage trying to find some loaded questions you know what do you think of PewDiePie do you want to kill PewDiePie but shout says yes but most of it was just scripted roshan how big is your pee-pee Bhushan can you sleep with my wife please but then I found this video what the Indians think of PewDiePie vs. t-series Street interview I know felix has already done a video on this stole from a guy with two editors that uploads daily damn bro that's so low of you as we all know PewDiePie has stolen from me numerous times please subscribe today the sub gap between me and Felix is only 86 million have you heard of the brandy series yes obviously yes the every one of these series I have to publicly acknowledge t-series exists well they take my family away from me deceive you is the biggest you know database of all Indian entertainment from from the last few decades and primarily music and a lot of movies as well t-series a creative visionaries with the likes of family for 20 funny punjabi movie free online a great film that I recommend to all my viewers looking you know that you wanna see that but you know I try I gotta put my Italian why do you think these series are so big and under Oh small Indian point you look like every PewDiePie subscriber ever please don't let us down with your words of wisdom okay first of all like the YouTube algorithm they post like 20 videos add a brave soldier is then asked what does he think of PewDiePie I am subscribed to him for the mean this kids a legend man I can't I have found like this can you guess how many subscribers he has yeah I just II 760 million 87 million it's it's kind of the same thing all the way if you want me to of 60 million subs feel free to subscribe down below recipes and why not PewDiePie because I'm not interested in gaming and your only goal are cc's of [ __ ] lasagna which is really just gaming videos excuse me PewDiePie does more than just gaming videos he makes dr. Phil videos surface level movie reviews stealing my videos a day later and most importantly talking more about T series than T series do themselves PewDiePie where content exists again human in a dish no but he just keep doing what he's doing right now that is how he became number one if pewdiepie got big by cry fear let's place that means for me to block i have to go back to MLG well guys it's official I've returned to montage parodies here's my very first montage parody after all my years in retirement [Music] who do you support in the battle for the most subscribe YouTube channel PewDiePie or t-series thank y'all for watching subscribe to join the sister [Music] subscribe please and like the video as well just tell me how much you love your wife [Music]

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 3,851,060

Rating: 4.9333005 out of 5

Keywords: ninja cried, ninja, cried, this is so sad, pewdiepie, t series, indians, india, pyrocynical, logan paul, logan, paul, flat earth, THE FLAT EARTH, asot, a series of tubes, satire, pyro

Id: 9qLbnQLCryI

Length: 14min 6sec (846 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 18 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Finn_MacLean]

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[u/Labrom]

Of course Logan would be a flat earther.... guy does whatever is controversial to stay popular.

[u/Wemorg]

bruh sound effect #2

[u/Chaski1212]

It's pretty obvious that Logan's doing it just for views. He's had coverage before by acting like a total moron and he will get more of it again.

Personally, I think his "documentary" is gonna be bad for the sole purpose of people calling him out on it so, he can stir up some drama that YouTube loves. But, that's just a theory.

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[u/RobuxMaster]

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[u/Bren80p_resolution]

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[u/EthanJaWsome4]

Now this is E P I C.