I read ninja's terrible new book

fortnight ninja is one of the most influential people in our current generation not only did he make the popular rapper Drake McDonald's chicken McNuggets but he also invented fortnight a game known for its mature and intellectual fanbase but now fortnight ninja has delved into the world of literature releasing his own book titled ninja get good my ultimate guide to gaming now I found this book totally by accident when travelling to Sweden and I just had to buy it for myself I mean how could I resist with such amazing five-star reviews like I bought this for my friend because he really needed it and who can forget I finally got to show my skills to the girl of my dreams she was so impressed she took me on the spot I'm no longer 25 your virgin ha ha ha ha victory Royale thanks sis I love you but before that you've probably seen that funny advert where a man is talking to a CGI skeleton or my father apparently it's a mobile game called rage shadow legends and they've decided to sponsor me which is pretty cool it's available now on Android and iOS free to download you don't own an Android do you hold on Mary I can't file for divorce just yet I'm playing reg Shadow legends and please don't take my word for it look at all these positive reviews as well I love everything about this game why even go outside when I have such an amazing game already sold on my possessions and don't even see sunlight anymore built cryopod in case very long wait for update very great game which highly recommend god bless you Abdul Channing Tatum and noticed when internet historian did his ad read here two phones two phones I have four phones three dedicated for raid and the fourth exclusively for listening to kpop look at all these people being game ended in grade shadow legends it's okay though there's gallons and we all know skeletons have no rights jump yeah you can get hundreds of champions or can be highly customized my favorite is this woman for a huge courage there's PvE if you have no friends PvP if you hate everyone outside your immediate friend group and almost ten million players worldwide oh God look up above its hell star Romina and it has one question yeah okay I'm just tripping the game's also constantly being updated look at this mp4 they said me Wow's there's a lot going on there the game is growing super fast and highly anticipated new faction Wars is now live so why are you waiting for you disgusting filth go to the link in the description to get yourself a hundred thousand silver 50 gems one energy refill and one free champion the executioner you can find all of your rewards here next time you login sounds pretty epic right please download raid shadow legends today I deeply hate you all and now on with the video so guys here it is ninjas book on gaming I'm so excited even got that brand new book smell it's actually quite a lot in this book you've got gearing up power up level of team up blow up and grow up the last one is a direct message to his fan base reader a few things before we drop in get it cuz battle bus [Music] this isn't really meant to be the kind of book you pick up and read starting on the first page and ending on the last though you can do that if you want it's more like a reference book and encyclopedia by me for gamers by rich people the most disconnected from reality every gamer relies on hardware like power plants or electricity it's the found a I'm sorry I feel like I've just raided this at its Morpheus on The Matrix explaining how we're all a Duracell battery mice keyboards and headsets should feel like a natural part of your body so that you can trust your tools play cyberpunk once so he played Deus Ex once you've got an augmentation I never asked for this believe me there's nothing worse than knowing you lost the game because your equipment failed you know the equipment didn't fail you you're just bad at the game look this book's probably gonna bait you into spending money or something just you suck at the game and you need to get better all right gaming mice myths busted log on to any gaming forum log on to any gaming forum and you'll find people arguing about hardware especially mice let's take a look at some common myths and separate fact from fiction higher dpi is better false while it might seem like higher dpi means at Mouser superior the truth is the DPI of most gaming mice is overkill guys are lie the higher the sensitivity of your mouse the better you will be at gaming you max out the sensitivity anything less you're a coward if you can't do 700 360-degree turns by just flicking your mouse you're disgusting [Applause] the most common mistakes people make when selecting Hardware getting too much RAM for most users 8 gigabytes of RAM is all you'll ever need of course that's everyone's problem when they get a new PC they get too much RAM I mean obviously you can download Ram online there's many sites where you can download plentiful amounts of RAM for absolutely free don't do that by the way I know some of you watching a like 7 do a gaming headset is crucial communication is an essential part of compare of gaming which means that your headset your primary tool for hearing and being heard is a vital part of your arsenal yeah it's also a vital part for screaming all the twelve-year-olds that join your lobby and then by that time like I've cut off everything else that's been dying like an hour to get in this game anyway comfort if a headset pinches your ears or falls off your head then it's not right for you simple okay you've basically saying if it doesn't fit you doesn't work yeah great all right Tyler Blevins you're a genius I do really wonder how you have so much money this seems to be some kind of sick joke but I don't think it is there is a section for warm-up exercises for gaming the truth is they're competitive gaming is a physically demanding activity [Music] I just looked at the one with the go the double chin so this is this is apparently a gaming exercise from a full night ninja am i doing it right by doing it right oh there's also one with you you raise your hands up like this this is exercise for people that have just had a new gym attached what how is this gonna help me with gaming I've been sweating quite a lot when if you can't tell cuz you know the amount of gaming I've been doing recently there's one for our slumped shoulders as well you need to go into a corner of a room there's also one way you literally do a push up that is not a warm-up exercise that is a exercise also I just like to say imagine the amount of people that bought this book and could actually do a push on hey I imagine the numbers are quite low there's also one for a sore wrists where you get some kind of like jello and play around with it I don't have any jello unfortunately so I can't recreate those exercises you know while I'm gonna do a push-up not for my health but for Tyler for night ninja Blevins the next section is called power off I assume he just tells you to drink g fuel that's the end of the chapter there's also a section on common gaming myths busted by facts and logic you have this one here bad for school parents love to talk about how video games are bad for school and sure if all you ever do is play video games it's gonna impact other parts of your life the kids that bought this book they probably play video games 25 hours a day he also does a little piece on violence as well pretty much as long as video games have been around people have been blaming them for all sorts of social problems but nothing has been more consistent than the idea that video games cause violence psychologists and media experts have done literally thousands of studies on this and have never found a casual link between video games and violent behavior in fact the American Psychological Association released a statement in 2015 calling on politicians to stop blaming videogames for violence god bless america so kids if you wanna play GTA 5 and your parents won't let you buy this book and then read this section to them the parents are gonna look at this book and be like oh my god fortnight Thailand ninja Blevins you're so right all my years of parenting totally for nothing thank goodness a young twentysomething your bad with no children has taught me how to treat my child look all I'm saying man if you want to let your kid played like video games and gore and violence do it alright but there's a limit you don't to put up one you're on in front of five nights at freddys picture them here can we can we get a close-up please of his beautiful mustache hair look at that just oh god turning a losing fight into a win it's pretty much human nature if someone thinks that are about to win a fight they'll drop their guard and go in for the kill alright you know what fortnight ninja this is the one time the one instance I actually agree with you the amount of dark soul-stirring pvp's I've ended up winning because I'm about to die they get greedy and they keep attacking and then I roll catch them and kill them you're wrong about everything else - shut up he's also done this section strategy of winning and losing you've got effectiveness and efficient nurse and apparently the worst thing you can do is lose slowly that is not everyone's choice if they lose slowly dude I get have a team dragging me down and it could not be my fault [Music] stay motivated getting better consists of two parts hard work and motivation if everything I've described here seems exhausting it's because it is especially the part or I guide to the corner of the wall to do my gamer warm-up never stop reminding yourself why you want to improve plot your progress save your best games and look at them when you're discouraged remember the compliments you get who whoever gets compliments in an online video game will assure a girl this never happens he seems to they may start to forget procedural things like for instance have you played fortnight in the past five years I think it's been out for like two but still have you heard the community the very young mature community the air v s/s age this ain't the amout of illuminant of your who've got no socks on we already have depots WTF you throw that set 6/10 passion he's also got a little section called ninjas way way you know he has his own opinions on stuff how I stay hungry I know I'm not gonna be the best at what I do forever and I'm always the first to admit when someone is better than me I mean stream sniping if you don't have that hunger to be better than someone to put the effort you need to be better than someone then you're in the wrong line of work that's right Drake sit down [Laughter] how could one human be so just the complete antithesis of humble in one book it's amazing but I love as well about these pictures of ninja throughout the book there's pretty much always a can of red ball somewhere in the picture he's also got this section here on a diffusing team tension back when I was playing compare of halo I got into an argument my teammates Spartan aka tyler Ganzer he thought he had a great strategy and i thought he was wrong it got heated so he took the conversation offline away from the game yeah you see like you could be right with you strategy but I didn't make it so you know it's kind of wrong or so I'm four-time ninja lets you know how much money I have broke Oh you know he's right he also talks more about defusing team tension a self-deprecating joke is a quick way to let your teammates know you're not really mad at them and if they respond with another joke things will be back to normal right away that's right guys if you want to be friends with someone completely just mock yourself into the soil like any commentary channel ever apologizing has that effect too even if you're not certain that you're in the wrong with his voice break words using me to count to a platform change the subject when things are tense and don't seem like they're gonna get better with an apology or a joke ask them about literally anything else like for example what their opinion on the current president is moment what do you think about brexit it's not controversial topics also got a picture of him here looking just absolutely beautiful look at him he's so beautiful I love him one section he's done here which I find very interesting is the blow-up section you know how to get Fame it's great because every single person that's a youtuber or a streamer will get asked how do I get big and no one knows the right answer because there isn't a right answer why should you stream don't stream you still happen PewDiePie streams don't stream on snake we've just had a transmission from inside here's the audio where's it coming from he's also wrote a little bit here your audience can be your best biggest critic but in a good way he also did a bit jerking off twitch then our popular is yeah that's uh that's quite awkward now things have been going on that you know we let's I they were kind of annoying keep talking until it's a habit just like you have to be a little more yourself than usual when you're on air you're also gonna have to be more comfortable talking more than you would if you're playing without an audience this is true even when no one is watching your stream you never know when someone's gonna drop by and if you're in total silence you're not giving them a reason to stick around that's right guys just just talk talk the entire stir like for example like when the fortnight's dreamers they say let's go socialize with your audience in one study researchers found that majority of viewers tuned in to twitch not to be entertained or get better or decide what games to buy but for the feeling of being social that means it's important to interrupt with your viewers ask them questions and listen to what they have to say of course if someone disagrees with you you can happily ban them I've made a severe thing is you're talking about socializing with audience you got to keep in mind most of these kids are probably like nine and they're just gonna donate money to like some twitch streamer girl so she can go write your name on the chalkboard he's also done like a little kind of mini game here as well ups and downs of streaming you've got stuff like you know your first stream hosted by a partner for coming into Philly or all great things and then you have some of the negatives like not following a schedule a storm knocks out your internet and I like this one and it's the biggest failure and it's called oops shouldn't have done that I wonder what he could be referring to drinks are that hours up and coming and let's face it gaming can get a bad reputation chances are you've heard something about health care me makes you antisocial or leads to aggressiveness or ruins your schoolwork and sure there are lots of problems in the world and it's easy to blame games if you've never tried one I feel like I'm ridding a leaflet on a go to legalize weed yeah you've never tried it you don't know if it's bad there's a bit on a game as they get you know angry look back here avoiding tilt anyone who has played video games knows what it's like to tilt that irrational anger yourself or others from some upsetting in-game event which leads to you getting frustrated and even more unforced errors it's a vicious cycle and once you're in it it's hard to get out I've just I've got like a film playing through my head of like pretty much every single stream of that I just got angry and rage quit criticism shrug it off or respond neither ban them in the comment section there's another section I want to close off on this book and it's titled everyone's a gamer everyone plays the same games of course and not everyone plays the same way but if you're looking for an art form they just about everyone has been involved in one way or another games really do rank up there with film and music if you're ever at a loss with how to connect with someone there's a good chance you can get them to light up by talking about video games that's right guys anyone in Congress complaining about violence in video games you just play postal 2 with them a very family-friendly game that has no violence whatsoever why would a dictator want to declare war with other countries when he's so busy paying up his bills to Tom not in conclusion this book is a masterpiece move over any kind of Experion literature because toilet fortnight ninja Blevins is here to stay [Music] [Applause] Drake saw that I was up-and-coming in the gaming scene

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Length: 17min 58sec (1078 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 06 2019

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