My Girlfriend's Boyfriend

I think one of the worst feelings in the world is being cheated on from that girl was dating that I turned into a gamer I did that three much before she went off to college and converting your girlfriend into a gamer and her letting her go to college out of state he's like taking Justin Beiber ripping his shirt off and then throwing him into a pit full of thirteen-year-old girls anyway but yeah me and my girlfriend we're doing this long-distance thing for about a year and then one day she calls me up and she's like we hire this new guy at my restaurant named Tim I'm like huh he's such a cool cuz he has a police record a week later we're on the phone we're talking again and she's like Tim found out I was a virgin and he's been like saying oh this is really sexual nasty stuff to me and he was like saying how he'd had me trembling when he was done with me and I'm like oh yeah put him on the phone put him on the phone I want to talk to him right quick she puts him on the phone hello hey yo cut I don't appreciate my lady telling me right now you know relax all this sex talk you becoming our witness and partner I go hard in the paint I beat beez in the trap you don't know I'm from Trinidad and I am crazy hey your motto of I say I won't come up dear hey dawg no disrespect you know I'm saying you know that's just how we do up hind' a you right though my back my back I'm a chill I'm a chill and from that point on it was all good or so I thought and then she starts telling me how every day after work Tim is trying to take her out drinking and I'm like babe this is not brain science or rocket surgery it's obvious but this dude wants so as the days go on I'm venting my frustration out to my boy warned and was like do me a favor find out what kind of car Tim drives and I'm like why and he's like don't don't ask questions just do it ask my girlfriend come back and like yeah he drives in 1998 black Mitsubishi Eclipse okay okay just you know just curious now my girlfriend's this routine she calls me every day as soon as she gets out of work and this one night in particular she gets out of work so I waited a few hours you know I'm not a stage five clinger I wait a few hours and I still have no call so I call her she doesn't return any of my calls or texts for a day and a half now if you're like me when you panic you start thinking the worst possible scenario and she finally calls and she's like okay I'm just gonna talk just listen don't say anything until I'm done so last night after work I went out with Tim and Yuto for drinks and I had a little bit too much to drink so Tim took me back to his place we didn't do anything the three of us talked about anime and sex all night until I fell asleep I saw you calling I saw you texting but I just turned off my phone so if you want to break up with me I'll be really sad but I understand and me being the big teddy bear that I am I forgave her and it was all good or so I thought next thing I know she says something that I'm sure some of you have heard at some point in your life we should take a break I'm young I still want to have fun blahdy blahdy blah I'm fighting back the tears but I go along with this whole break thing and I'm sitting in class one day and then I had the most massive epiphany I've ever had so I pick up my phone and call up my girl and I'm like listen I need you to be a thousand percent honest with me right now okay that night you went out drinking with Tim and Yuto and you didn't pick up the phone you kissed him didn't you yes I knew it I cried like a week I was just crying crying crying tell Warren my girlfriend cheated and more I was like I had a feeling this might happen you know we got a do know right we got to go up to Atlanta and Jack this dudes car up I just happen to have these two baseball bats in my trunk and these two ski masks one for me and then one for whoever else I don't know you but let me break out my laptop okay I'll show you on power plan just do this together real quick you know his schedule you know what Daisy works today's Tuesday I say we do this on Thursday we drive up to Atlanta get there by 8:00 or 9:00 when it's dark start beating the crap out of his car if for whatever reason he comes outside and he sees us and he tries to stop us did you get it - okay dude are you serious its car gets jacked up who's you gonna blame the dude that lives nine hours away no you gotta take your place in the circle of life everything the light touches will be your kingdom why are you throwing movie quotes at me not throw a movie quote you ride together we die together bad boys for life Warren leaves I'm like yes I should know your good guy no yet screw it people people people Warren let's do this so for the next few days I'm getting in the zone I'm raking out my Super Nintendo out of my closet and I'm playing through final fight it's just letting it to that bonus stage for you be up that guy's car I'm let's go Thursday comes along I'm ready to go Warren supposed to be at my house at one o'clock 1:05 I don't see no one and all of a sudden I start thinking about consequences and what if the cops catch us and I think okay I'm not gonna call if he shows let's go if not what else Warren never shows up Tim you got real lucky because me and my boy was about to go bonus stage all up on you Mitsubishi believe it or not Tim and my girl got together they were dating in about two months later they broke up and guess who she came crawling back to and you know what I said say it with me for those that know I know buddies plan B either you choose me or you lose me [Music]

Channel: sWooZie

Views: 20,723,550

Rating: 4.9487586 out of 5

Keywords: Girlfriendcheating, relationship, animation, art, anime, short, swoozie, 2d, cheating, breakup

Id: WyA6ucsD2Bc

Length: 5min 34sec (334 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 10 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/CanadianLiberal]

This is the Disneyland guy isn't it?

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/baylithe]

Thought it was gonna be an animation with Mike Birbiglia's joke.

[u/Bar_Sinister]

He's actually pretty funny. I like him...he's silly.

[u/timmeh83]

Fuckin' Tim.

[u/TeddyGNOP]

I don't play that shit. That relationship would have been over the second she called me telling me about how Tim wants to go out for drinks. You don't call me talking about the boy you're swooning over wanting to take you out for drinks like it's no big deal. You ain't that stupid and I sure as ain't either. You wanna go drink? Go drink.

[u/fineillstoplurking]

I have no idea why, but I was enthralled by his story. Maybe it was the silly animations, but I was hooked.

[u/capcarpsamungas]

Should have beat her car down not tims

[u/FunstuffQC]

Swoozie has some pretty good videos