Cute Girl Next Door

chillin at home playing PlayStation Quatro my boy Gary calls says he's having a kickback Gary lives 10 houses down so I Drive over Gary's there his little sister Mia is there and then the girl walks out on the patio who looking all hard body karate who is this oh that's Jessica she actually she lived right next to you I never seen this girl not once it's not damn my life this girl was bad she jumps in the hot tub then there's other dude walk out who is that oh that's just his boyfriend so now I'm over here thinking I could be her side piece I have a problem with that then this dude and Jessica start making out hoard well the sexiest girls I've ever seen in my life she probably living next to me while she was single but see us the problem you cute girls don't never come outside see the Ilyn it turned everybody in the hermit's girls how many of y'all are outside your house multiple times a week like that's the only time your girls like that or to walk your dog that's it oh oh oh hold on or y'all go in your backyard in a bikini and do that self-timer bikini picture for Instagram and even that bikini pic nowadays that's not even taken in the backyard now that's the bathroom mirror selfie I can't highlight you if you inside watching Riverdale and Disney Plus all day long now Gary is one of my best friends he was in the neighborhood we're at each other's house literally every other day and something happened that I wasn't expecting to happen meeow meeow was one of those girls you never looked at because she was your boys sister so there was always that invisibility cloak so me Gary and Mia always hanging out when I go to their place whenever Gary starts coming over media starts tagging along matter of fact I've talked about me in the past on some old videos there's a video I posted called crazy pool party that was Mia the older she got the more aggressive she got so the girl I was talking about in that video Megan that was really Mia so one night I go over to Gary's house when you have that neighbor that you're really tight with you don't text before you show up it's almost pointless you just go to their house so I walk in I always announce myself like hello the Negro's here I always say something funny like that just yelling to their house you know so that mostly said they don't shoot me Gary's dad walks out hey a Dante Gary's not here but me is here she's in her room i'ma go to the complete other side of the house and do my taxes with some noise cancelling headphones on okay I'm by going to Mears room she puts on Despicable Me as some background noise and we start playing you know as her plan she says by the way I broke up with Gaston about three weeks ago it's no no no no no no not today Satan she was my best friend's sister so he's off-limits so a plan boom Mia wins play another game boom Mia wins now let's be clear uno is like 95% I gave a chance she wins five games in a row I'm starting to get a little heated you know what I think I'm gonna beat you ten times in a row I've never been beat this many times not never not a day in my life relax I'm warning you Jill she gets nine in a row we're playing a 10th game and I'm sitting here like this girl is not gonna beat me or play it's a game of chance y'all how I'm down to three cards she has like ten and she smiles at me looks down draw - draw - draw - reverse skip skip reverse reverse uno uno out this girl's giving me the eye right now I feel the energy and this can't happen would I be okay if Gary hooked up with my sister just start going at it it felt so bad but good but bad we were actually making out 3540 minutes I left and as soon as I left I text her I was like yo we can't tell Gary about this air quotes uno game I promise I won't say anything fast forward a few weeks Gary gets a new girlfriend her name's Amanda right Gary's house chillin and Gary says you and Amanda used to flirt a lot before me and her started dating I know you and Amanda have hooked up I swallowed all up me and Amanda have never done anything you could just tell me I wouldn't be mad I'm telling you the truth we've never you know what I got a list any girl I've ever hooked up with I got on my phone take out my phone open up my notes hand him the list he starts looking at the list why is my sister's name on this list caught red-handed I look at Mia Mia looks at me Amanda's looking at me Gary's dad comes out of nowhere he's staring at me thank God Gary just laughed it off he wasn't even mad true story not for nuttin from this day forward I made sure Gary never saw my sister again like not even in the same room not even in the same house not even in the same state you know just just as a precaution [Music]

Channel: sWooZie

Views: 3,470,074

Keywords: swoozie, adande, Gary, Mia, neighbor, animation, uno

Id: U-7Ysaovm2E

Length: 5min 16sec (316 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 20 2019