Time to make some videos.. I guess. right? Thanks for being patient-should probably do like Daily videos for a while??? Probably won't do that. Maybe weekly? Maybe. I am back. I'm gonna post a lot more I am doing live streams did one a few days ago Hi. Say hi sexy people. "Luca's the very first dono, ever." Alpha Alex and DJ69 got into a money fight. My subscribers are either Millionaires, or bank robbers, or both. Started memberships, shout-out my first member ever Anthony I see you. Anyways a lot has happened in the last few weeks, and I'm ready to talk about it You see the title, not that it's happened to me I'm just a third party not attached to this narrative in any way shape or form whatsoever I'm just super sayin' do you have a friend? You start secretly catching feels for them and what you have to understand is if this happens... it might cost you your life. Mistakes are real suckas is DYING in the streets cuh! Because going from friendship to courtship is haaard So let me tell you how this is gonna happen if it hasn't ever happened to you before, One day you're gonna be hanging out with this friend and they're gonna say something and then out of the blue. You're gonna be like нмм. and then you can be playing The Sims and you're gonna make a sim for you and this friend and you're gonna make them roommates and then your sim is gonna look at them and be like нмм. Not that this has happened to me Um, this is a hypothetical third party situation that I'm not attached to in any way shape or form I'm just sayin', you know, you're around this person all the time. That friend is all over your Instagram They're all over your Myspace People mistake you guys for a couple I get it you talk to them everyday you text them every day and all of a sudden You accidentally OOPS. Anyway, so around the time that you start catching these fields and you start getting those tingles is around the time this friend is all Of a sudden gonna say, "I'm so tired of being single, I just wish there was somebody I could daaate~" you're there like umm hey-yeller?? Because for this to go anywhere you got to confess to this friend that you like them and they'll say to you, "Oh ADANDE You've always been like a brother to me! ᵒᵘᶜʰ And then when I leave here, I'm gonna tell everybody that like you're obsessed with me" Not that this has happened to me Um, this is a hypothetical third party situation that I'm not attached to in any way shape or form I'm just saying, you know because going from friendship to courtship is hoaaard. None of us can control When we start liking somebody You know how many times that I'm watchin a movie and I just fall in love with some girl I see and you know I'm not even talking about the lead. I'm talking about like random extras. That's how bad it is Shoot I even get crushes all my teachers y'all seen it and don't even get me started about the 'Gram You know many girls I'm dating in my mind and they don't even know I exist anyways back to what I'm talking about So yeah, after a few more months of having the secret crush on this friend, she's gonna repeat herself out of frustration *𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓴* UGHHH I reaaaallllyyy wanna be in a relationship like I'm so Alone, I'm just gonna take the next person I see. Hey homeless guy. Are you like a single? E? Horny, because I'm like so desperado (No) so then you gonna start thinking of a clever way to tell this friend that you liked like that you want to transition from friendship to Courtship and you're gonna trying to tell them at CityWalk and just so you all know. This is not me Okay this I'm just saying this as a third party person not attached to the narrative in any way shape or form So you look over at your friend and be like - I have a confession. All right, I low-key real talk kind of love youuuuuu -tube????? It's not gonna go it's not gonna be smooth You're gonna bail out you're gonna abort audible, but then you're gonna realize when you go home, you know We got simultaneous conversations going on Instagram texts Snapchat, even Foursquare and Groupon and then you gonna send her email on her, AOL and be like hey So I need some advice. Okay, I have this friend and I think I'm starting to like like like this friend more than a friend Anddd this girl is you... Okay, so what should I do? Be real scared, but then you're gonna hit send this is not me again guys This is not me a hypothetical third party situation that I'm not attached to in any way shape or form (yeah sure) I'm just saying, you know and then they're gonna say back "OMG I only see you as a brother Adande" And they're gonna tell your mutual friends that you like them and they're gonna tell your parents and they're gonna tell your boss That homeless guy Hector is gonna DM you like yo dawg just coming to you man to man Telling you to stay in your lane. Leave my woman alone *sigh* And then your friendship is never gonna be the same a lot of you guys are DMing me right now like "Swoozie, I have this friend and I like her or him. What do I do?" I'm sorry That's the one topic that I can't help you on. And if you're a guy who only has guy friends or a girl who only has girlfriends and you think this is never gonna happen to you. Ohhh Just. you. wait. So is there like a Craigslist application you fill out for this job HAHAHAHAHAHA
