So about 6 years ago I told this story about this girl that snuck into my bedroom, gave her a massage she gave me a massage, in that story I put a little caption saying this was the 2nd best massage I've ever gotten, someday I'll tell about the first best massage Today is finally that day, 6 YEARS LATER , I know when I was a lifeguard back at Hardrock, I had this coworker named "Tim", me and Tim were cool, so one day Tim runs up "Bro, I'm talking to this girl, she's a massage therapist, I'm bout to get free massages ERE-DAY! *whispers* oooohmygooood Tim finally locks this girl down, they start dating If you watch some of my older videos, you'll notice massaging is like a recurring theme, that's just how I made money before I had a job, I would massage my female friends they'd give me 20 bucks Uncle Sam doesn't have to know ;) After I got a job lifeguarding at Hardrock, I would still give out massages because I didn't want to get rusty, one day me and Tim are in the breakroom another one of our coworkers comes in and she's like " Oh my god Adande da massage you gave me yesterday, ahmazing" "you give massagesss?" I meannn It's whateverrrr, one day me and Tim are hanging out we go back to his apartment His girlfriend's there, 15 minutes after I get there he's like "OH oh Katrina Adande gives massages too" see nah I just do back rubs on the siiiide, E-I-I I'm not pro like you "First of all, it's not a back rub, it's a massage when you what you're doing, it's called a massage" E-Um you know what, tomatoes, tomatodos "Give her a massage so she can tell you if you are good or not" guYou know- you know I don't wanna make this- that's kinda weird guys, you know- no no it's coo- nah-nah-nah-nah, it's cool "Massages aren't sexual it's only sexual, in the persons mind, massages are totally natural I start giving her a massage and she's like "hmm, no, no never massage the spine, EVER" so she's critiquing every finger stroke. "let me- let me show you how I do it" this girl is me THE best massage I ever had in MY life, I'm like melting I'm holding in the moans guys, this is how goo- I was in heaven! I've gotten Thai massages, all kind of massages girls walking on my back, still nobody has ever come close to this one. DEAR LORT, about 4-5 months later Uhhhhhhhhhh Tim and his girlfriend broke up Guess who she starts texting ereday *Dramatic pause* "Hey, what are you doing today let's go to Coldstone and get some ice cream" It started off as just that ONE time Then turned into like Twice a week I would go to Coldstone and get fat with this girl and something bad happened I started... To like her, not only is he my friend but he's my coworker, and this is his ex Naht goud, that ever happened to you guys, you have a friend they break up with their ex, you start hanging out with their ex, you kinda start catching sprinkles of feels for the ex, that ever happen to you guys? Cause this was a first for me, and I ain't like it Like at all, what do you do. Part of me is like I think I only like this girl cause she's the forbidden fruit and I start thinking about the massages I would get everyday *Head smack* I ultimately decide to lock her into the deepest pits of the friendzone let me to you I deserve a mansion in heaven for some of the stuff I have done in terms of respecting peoples relationships, Coincidentally enough, about 2 weeks after I made the decision Katrina got a boyfriend, human words cannot adequately describe how amazing this girls hands were like *Hand falls in despair on table* to this day still, bar none best massage ever, I'm done, I'm done roll the end cards, I'm done talking, why did I even talk this is bringing back mad mem- Can't even talk This is bringing back bad memories
