Video Game Girlfriend

you ever been attracted to a girl and then find out she's a gamer how many girls do you know we were talking to him you mentioned something about gaming and they just roll their eyes and go boys that was a response I got from every single girl I've ever met until a few years ago I'm online playing burnout this car tried to pass me I bump them they crash and I hear this voice go oh oh my god Busey when I catch you I'm going to uh like I don't know who's trolling but for a second it almost sounded like a real girl was actually in here um I am a real girl I see I sent that girl a friend request faster than any friend request had ever been sent in the history of ever girls that play video games instant turn-on and I was dating a girl at a time who was not a gamer I pretty much started plotting to figure out how I can turn this girl into a gamer I turned her down with Smash Brothers and Super Mario Kart and whenever I told doubles at my job at my hotel I would just drop off my xbox or playstation at her house like okay here's the games here's the cables I'm not forcing you to play it I'm just saying and if you want to play cool if not I'm working out with you but it is whatever you know no pressure and pretty soon her idea of a good time we're just ordering pizza bumming it while we played video games and watched animes and cuddled I know some of you guys believe that video games don't affect you now when it came to this girl I was dating there's three traits that really started sticking out she became more competitive he became more creative and she became way more aggressive this one night I'm in my room playing online of my girl walks in now if I wasn't so wrapped up in my match I would have realized a my parents weren't home to let her in and be she didn't have a key to my house so the fact that she just Assassin's Creed in her way into my room went completely over my head she closed the door turns off the lights jumps on the bed and we start making out so we're kissing and getting all romance cool and then I hear or say bite my neck just leave a mark I don't care okay this mic is going off and then a few minutes later she goes pull my hair girl keep talking slick and you're gonna end up on the back of a milk carton not even two minutes later she says okay now choke me all right now in my hand I'm thinking is this girl hooking up with some other dude and this is how they kind of get down cuz I don't know where this is coming from but then I got my answer we're still getting all the romance cold she says okay you see the stuffing over there put on that outfit grab this gun put me down by my wrist and then you gonna put me in a choke hold it and then all the and then sneak away and disarm the medic here and I'm just staring at her waiting for her to be like oh just kidding crap this girl's not kidding and I'm a Christian this girl already knows I'm not about to do 12 to 10 things that she just asked me to do this girls trying to take it to the next and I take it to the next Harry day I am about to be showing up by her and then I thought okay well I'm not gonna get super freaky with this girl I need to try and at least make her think that I am maybe I should start getting all wild and then just slip in a Spock Vulcan nerve pinch and when she passes out leave bite marks in weird places all over her body you know like maybe beat her with a whip you know maybe run over her with a seadoo so when she wakes up and sees all these bruises she's gonna Ralph until her friends like oh girl my man is a certifiable freak who's messing around for like three hours and then I blacked out and woke up with all these bruises like is this a horse print I'm out for it and all her friends would be like oh my goodness I secretly want him now I'm currently single and I don't discriminate I'll date you if your gamer if your non gamer but you guys ever seen me at Home Depot and I got like thousands of dollars with the power tools and heavy-duty industrial equipment in my cart it's mostly for house maintenance mostly

Channel: sWooZie

Views: 16,120,978

Rating: 4.9199233 out of 5

Keywords: Animation, PlayStation 3 (Computer), Video Game (Industry), Wii U (Video Game Platform), Xbox 360 (Video Game Platform)

Id: xRYTl2RX-8c

Length: 3min 45sec (225 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 07 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/ljcrabs]

What's so crazy about rough sex?

[u/jtdo76ejgcutd]

got about halfway before I cringed out. This is everything wrong with how guys view "gamer girls"

[u/UnsocialPanda]

Hold on, I'm lost... When did black people start playing videogames?

[u/natelight]

Love me some Swoozie.

[u/[deleted]]

This whole 'novelty of girl gamers' escapes me. Most of the girls I know play video games of some variety or another. I mean, I don't know many who play COD but definitely some sort of video game. I love me some Swoozie but I'm curious...why do guys seem to assume most girls don't like video games?

[u/soapgiver]

Is this the swoozie from that reality TV show with incontrol?

Edit: Yes I think it is.

[u/[deleted]]

Give me my 3 minutes back please

[u/[deleted]]

i would have wrecked that chick.

[u/dtrmp4]

He's got quite a few good vids. Confessions of a Disney Employee