Movies Secretly Told From The Perspective Of One Character - After Hours

kkt Michael Daniel and the gang Sauron makes for Ren Tammy Timmy halls of Medicine she knows her name's called memory palace yes she called you names e guy you want it so badly it's distracting this is supposed to be our cheers where everyone knows my name exactly Kramer Lane George and Vince from Entourage for some reason I don't know any of these other people's names what's the name I don't know anyway Boston bars are full of people that just want to fight you puss you think it looks Matt and those glasses it only looks like cheers to drunks in the bar oh there's this theory that Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually just the normal world through the eyes of a dog on a farm that's why it seems like they live in the middle of nowhere and all the monsters are mailman and vacuum cleaners people who aren't the dog's owners Cheers could just be a dive bar through the eyes of cliff and Norman Frasier the drunks at the bar [Music] they're always tomorrow the movie it's all from multiple perspectives so we got all the different points of views but it's the same story know what a rashomon is this would be we would do a list of them cheers works everything drunks would like to believe about their lives is true inside of Cheers they only get funnier and easier to be around the more they drink and their nagging wives may as well not exist if they fully acknowledge that they're avoiding their family doesn't your wife ever complain that you never spent any time with her would you in Cheers Lilith is the frigid wife that you hear about in every bar joke about a sexless marriage but everywhere else Frasier is an objectively terrible husband and father the theme song is about going to a bar and drinking enough to forget about your worries where's that piano man both piano man is business [Music] Cheers is taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot wouldn't you like to get a piano man could just be a sober guy describing Cheers everything smells like stale beer the people are all shrunk and lonely and Paul Paul is a real estate real estate novelist isn't a thing and the reason you haven't had time for a wife is the same reason you're still talking with Davey who's still in the Navy quit lying to yourself man and the cheer song is just cliff and norm being like there's the drums at the end of the bar putting bread in the jar and screaming for him to play another song even though he's clearly ready doing that yes I met the people who work here I'll just tell them you're breaking in - no way nope no challenge Rashomon off that doesn't make me want to kill myself pulp fiction is - roughly 48 hour periods told from three different perspectives okay so the first is Vincent story where he finds the briefcase gives it to Marcellus and then takes his wife out Vincent is also the one who equates foot rubs with sex eating a [ __ ] and giving a [ __ ] a foot massage ain't even the same it's not it's the same ballpark and that happens to be the story that includes the classic Tarantino shot just camera luma Thurman's feet okay the second story then is Butch's and it takes place the day of the fight and then the next morning yes days or maybe weeks after Marcellus refers to it as the night of the fight at the bar when Vincent and Jules walk in looking like a couple of volleyball players explains why me and Vincent are awkward when they see each other in Butch's locker room yes and then the third story just cycles back it's the first 48 hours again yes but from jewels perspective so we're seeing the things that are important to Jules the guy with the hand cannon completely misses them Jules thought that was a miracle and it's the first thing we see when he's telling the story Vince skipped it right if Vincent were recapping the day to a friend he'd probably say said some cool - Jules about Europe and foot rub saw neat light in the briefcase a bunch of annoying happened guy in a tux was a dick took some heroin the world became a French New Wave movie almost killed my boss's wife went home jerked on her whole look and dance from Jackrabbits Leyva's was ripped right the French movie for which Tarantino has named his production company and Vincent just got back from France wait is the squared dotted line thing that he does the French new-wave no that's from a cartoon but it actually is very fitting for Vincent Vincent wants to be cultured but he's always missing the point everybody comes Rory he goes to France and eats at McDonald's okay so when Tarantino steals a shot from another movie it's actually just one of his characters who's a fan of that movie you know the logic of that actually fixes Adam Sandler's character and punch-drunk love being a fallen Superman blue suit super-strength and an unbreakable handle finally has a love interest namely nolan art ll like Lois Lane and Cool J and beam Lana Lang Laurie Lamar is his fetish for women with those initials is well document Lex Luthor when are those two gonna call ready huh yeah Annie literally leaps onto a second story about me hands first is a solid theory but there's just as much Wonka in there right he gets the real power of flight from winning that chocolate floating sweepstakes that blue suit is totally Wonka it just makes more sense if it's all happening inside of the brain of a person who likes Superman and Willy Wonka and losing his mind hey speaking of independent films made by directors named Anderson who like to do creative things with subjectivity and at the end of the day isn't that what we're always really talking about what Sanderson in the beginning of grand Budapest hotel a little girl is reading a book that's narrated by a person 20 years in the past about something that happened 20 years before that that year from an old man about something that had happened to him when he was a child like nesting Rashomon truly I've been working on a theory that all of Wes Anderson's movies are actually written by that melancholy little girl in moonrise kingdom she sees her dad Bill Murray gets cheated on by her mom and then she grows up to be Margot Tenenbaum and then she marries and cheats on a guy that looks exactly like her dad have you met someone else that time I work sort of a moonrise she's 12 and 65 and then in Tenenbaums she's late 20s early 30s and what looks like a 70s impressionistic version of New York then in her early 30s the love of her life either dies or they get divorced or something and she becomes a melancholy teacher in Rushmore she's just mixing and matching real experiences and all the characters have faces from people as she knows he's both Tenenbaums and a Rushmore he's attracted to Luke Wilson so there must have been some Luke Wilson looking guy in her real life when she was writing these she always ends up with Murray he's her dad her husband and the man she's having an affair with and in Rushmore she says that her dead husband had a crazy obsession with Jacques Cousteau so when she finally sits down to write her fourth book and stops ripping off Salinger she makes him his own hero when you're talking about me [ __ ] got some daddy issues [ __ ] got some daddy issues is that really what won the argument today no I'm pretty sure cheers was the best I mean yeah it came first but that doesn't matter a lot of conversations start with the best point cheers and Safet by the Bell right both theme songs rush you through a Saturn more stressful world than the one in the show cheers theme was about people making their way in the world today getting off work and deciding not to go home to their horrible families that reality doesn't matter because everyone's already drunk by the time that show starts Saved by the Bell scream song is about a kid missing the bus which I guess is the high school version of crippling alcoholism no I mean Saved by the Bell just zooms through Zach's whole day it starts with him getting woken up by his alarm in the morning I wake up in the morning the alarm gives out a warning yeah that checks out and then the other Bell is the bell at the end of the day saving him from riding low in my chair she won't know that I'm there if I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be alright it's alright because I'm Saved by the Bell it's alright because I'm saved by the it's all right because I'm Saved by the Bell yeah it checks out to the bells that he's talking about in that part is the bell at the end of the school day the one that's saving him from school but Zach rules Bayside why would he want to be free because it doesn't actually go to Bayside that school only exists in his mind in the first season he went to a really realistic Middle School in Indiana where he got season got in trouble all those timeouts that frees the whole world don't even exist in the first season I mean he's not even popular and miss list bust his ass any time he tries something so of course when he dreams he's gonna dream that he's the big man on campus with this gullible principal who wants to be his friend but that all happens between the bell at the end of the school day and the one that wakes him up in the morning that Bell is sending him home to dream Bayside into existence that makes him so profoundly crazy yeah it's a sociopath so you're still one huh oh yes absolutely what's a valiant effort though I think this is just how normal conversations go really just gonna [ __ ] on Zack like that I know Soren you don't feel that way right or if that's his name those have you been trying to come up with it well I built what's called a memory palace thank you I think we should how we'll remember that though pop volt hmm pop fold ok new challenge Rashomon off that doesn't make me want to stare drinking Gary the character from his movie who's a fan of that other movie I don't want so many movies there do that I'll see what I can do the theme song is explicitly about going to a bar and drinking until you forget about your worries piano man Paris in France it's a capital it's actually Sacramento he has a love interest named Lee Nolin or not that was for sound anyway yeah she becomes the ball and call a teacher in Rushmore do you remember that movie Rushmore [ __ ] got some daddy issues Oh [ __ ] got some daddy issues ah that's what won the argument today ah no sure this side one we want

Channel: Cracked

Views: 2,715,145

Rating: 4.9200449 out of 5

Keywords: Cracked, After Hours, Cracked.com, Cheers (TV Program), Cliff, Norm, Quentin Tarantino (Film Director), Perspective, Samuel L. Jackson (Film Actor), Pulp Fiction, Zack Morris, Zachary 'Zack' Morris (Fictional Character), Saved By The Bell (TV Program), Adam Sandler, Punch Drunk Love, Wes Anderson, sketch, comedy, funny, spoof, humor, parody, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums (Film)

Id: Urk1Eib9_Rs

Length: 10min 45sec (645 seconds)

Published: Mon May 11 2015

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That can't happen though because Tenenbaums takes place in the 2000s http://www.tunasandwich.co.uk/imgs/blog/tenenbaum.jpg

EDIT: SPOILERS FOR ROYAL TENENBAUMS

[u/Avaleer]

After Hours is such a great show. Their talks and theories are pretty interesting.