How To Ruin Your Favorite Sitcoms With Simple Math - After Hours

my meal is $14 20% 14 is okay 20% of a dollar is two cents so two times 14 is 28 cents okay to it no no $28 is 20% of 14 it no 208 dollars this is painful really have you guys stick around to see this do you believe I've never seen it before how long does he go on Oh about 15 minutes he'll get frustrated and just leave some jewels you leave the waitress jewelry for my birthday you meet some cheap-ass frame with his pitcher glued on the glass ah not jewelry jewels just loose jewels haven't you guys ever wondered why we're allowed to stay here so late after the clothes oh yeah hey beautiful mind they're going to need to open soon for breakfast would you like some help no yeah we've dodged your basic map sensor verts severus snape Hogwarts I got there this is stupid this is such a pointless skill name one time your life that math has actually made your life better other than this exact moment for which I have says a suitable work around body body mass does not exist to make things better it exists to empower you to tear things apart like oh no that's not that let's see what this doesn't right over to me do you like power I'll show you think of the most comforting thing you can something beyond reproach and then the three of us will ruin it with math the average human being only uses 17 percent of his brain all right I realize what that means we don't use a full 64 percent because we show my how could anyone besmirched the hallowed name it holds up to show universe holds up of it let's see Dan I'm gonna need you for footnote got it cliff huxtable celebrates his 50th birthday in season three turning 50 is a monumental event in a man's life who let this job in two years later his wife Claire celebrates her 46th birthday in season five wife throws one candle not 46 episode 20 entitled Cliff's 50th birthday and episode 22 entitled birthday blues respectively she reads very fast so simple math tells us that cliff huxtable was 52 at the time of his wife's 46th birthday because each season the kids progressed one grade in school which makes him 6 maybe 7 years older than Claire right yeah maybe I don't know I do you like Ruby then in season 7 they celebrate their 27th anniversary together have you a mom figured out what you're going to do for university least likely have good to see after 27 years yes which means that when they got married Claire was only 21 awfully young so that's rogdon I mean she can get married win it oh no I am defending The Cosby Show but here's the real dagger in season 1 we find out that cliff went to home in college for one very specific reason he knew that's where Claire wanted to go which one weekend was chosen Hillman right sure why because that's where your mother was going so in the very first year of his adulthood cliff Huxtable made a decision about where he wanted to go to college based on the ambitions of a 12 year old girl that he was interested in Oh gross Michael's right they even dated while he was at Hillman she couldn't go to her high school dance because he had junior finals that week no I didn't go to my prom why not well your father was we at school yet to take final exams so he couldn't come so that puts him at 21 and heard 15 Oh the fact is he's cliff Huxtable used years of his adult life to tinker with the mind of an impressionable young girl just to make sure she would love jazz and stupid sweaters enough that she'd have no choice but to fall in love with him and he is the protagonist well Wow gosh Michael that was really well done I don't think in a million years I could ever just got one he did a Cheers yes great show hey cheers the cheers hey isn't a great show though don't don't hurt it don't hurt it with math sorry norm Pearson's Bartek it's a running gag in the show that she's got this massive bar tab that he's racked up Sam at one point takes out these giant binders that are supposed to represent his tab yeah but that's just a goof normally to have a few every single day in every single episode across the whole run of the show three people show up in 100% of the episodes Sam Carla and norm two of them who have to be there for work and norm who has to be there because he's norm and we know that this is the only bar in town when he goes to with this frequency because when he walked into Gary's Olde Towne tavern that whole bar crew there says oh yes but he never actually settled his tab which means that we can't calculate what it would be not a math crime he settles his tab once and we could use that as a sample size when Rebekah takes over the bar she cuts him off when she realizes his tab is over 850 dollars what's the big deal what's the over 10 20 bucks 837 now we know his entire account was wiped clean two seasons earlier and according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics the average cost of a beer in 1985 was a dollar seventy-five so we know that he had at least for today's experience the course of two seasons that is that is several now imagine someone you know in your real world was going to the same bar every single night he loses his job I earn income struggles to find steady work for six years a real good friend who hasn't worked in years separates from his wife she's not the same Vera I've been out of town gains weight look at that we go all the way back to when we didn't even know your name skinny guy at the end of the bar tells everyone he's moving to Bora Bora I'm sailing to Bora Bora gonna live in a hut and then instead secretly moves into a closet in a bar okay why isn't anyone helping norm he's clearly spiraling and no one not one person on that show reaches out to be like having a tough time buddy or maybe you should seek out some counseling or you know even give us but he's driving himself home every night no he said they keep flying in with free drinks he let them run up that tab and laughter stupid jokes about his sad white Western I'm most of my wife Wow that is nothing I got it Fraser Katie we just did Cheers no not Fraser from Frasor guys burger is a terrible father and math prison was he such a bad idea like you like Fraser you know I do Fraser son Frederick was born in 1989 and the cheers episodes of stork brings a crane over for local schools and the Frederick is 15 in the lab student of Fraser which aired in 2004 which means that the seasons chronologically line up with the actual year that means that when Frederick was four years old Fraser not only got a divorce but moved across the country from Boston to Seattle and what did he do every episode ha fight Lois for custody of his son try to spend as much time with him as possible no he tried scheming to get tickets to the symphony Wednesday it was the symphony or trying to war some new woman who his family all have more iron bed for the night not just to hide breathing available female body whoo okay whoa lady needed some time to find himself again you know they say it's important for parents not to be defined by the role Prager ran for eleven years right 264 episodes you want to know how many times Frederick makes an appearance huh nice from the ages of 4 to 15 Frederick saw his father nine times and everybody who watched the show was like snap you know what that seems normal anyways I really hope that now builds up the courage like a cheat on his wife with his clairvoyant illegal aliens I hate this show hey Frasier is a joy finally the upper crust get a fair shake and you want to air it down also Eddie was two different dogs but they both died I know that's not technically math related but we're throwing logs on the fire know what friends you like friends do like friends of course good okay you know how Phoebe does that altruistic thing where she had three kids for her brother yeah okay well what if it doesn't add up the number of babies why are you shaking I'm saying what if they're not her brother's kids because the pregnancy is weird that it's the wrong time I'm very angry where aid and you might be right so Phoebe's brother asked her to help out with a pregnancy in season four they want me to grow it for them in my uterus maybe late January early February we don't know but we know that on the episode right before it Monica still had a Christmas tree up in her apartment and then we'll get to go one about Phoebe's uterus it's gone yeah we're not there so baby gets the procedure done the very next episode but even if we don't take it to account the hormones that you'd have to take we know that we have to wait to a certain point in her cycles before she can get the egg injection so almost definitely late January early February that's what she gets pregnant and doesn't she take a pregnancy test the same day she gets her in vitro and says that she's already pregnant you're gonna have a baby they're gonna have a baby and that's that's weird right you're not supposed to be able to even tell from those tests until two weeks after dinner your cycle trust me you don't know what once she gives birth though okay we know she gives birth two weeks after Ross and Emily's wedding because Rachel just gets back from Ross's honeymoon Greece for two weeks alone and that's right when Phoebe's water breaks as she's on the way to Atlantic City how can anyone hate this show Neil Ross pushed the wedding up to just a month away a week after proposing to Emily get married and he proposed to Emily in the same episode where Monica gives season Knicks tickets to Joey and Chandler in exchange for the apartment season 4 episode 19 the one with all the haste so so Katie if you knew a single about basketball you'd know that the regular season ends at the beginning of April and that Knicks season tickets don't account for the playoffs so in order for those tickets to be valuable to the guys it has to be March at the latest maybe the beginning of April if they're idiots they are so one month and two weeks after the beginning of April is May and Phoebe was pregnant in February oh my god seven months right is eight for four months pregnancy I did it those babies would not be viable those cannot be your brother's kids the test test that she was already pregnant because she knows I'm pregnant for a month those are Phoebe's babies and it killed her to give them up and she still didn't and I solved it with math oh that's like really sad oh well fridge was pregnant for over here that show is notoriously bad with knowing how long babies cook so what are the implications of that Rachel pretends to be pregnant until or maybe she was just hiding it until she could make sure that it matched up with Ross's I'm like what it's not how it works everybody knows if a woman keeps the baby inside for two longer body reabsorbs it like when you wait too long the poop really happy you guys we're here to see this like where you think your poop goes when you don't poop mine mine just goes in an alley next to my house what do you mean well you don't know when you absorb it into your body where does my poop go when I don't poop yeah you're not even making sense listeners what's the longest amount of time you've gone without a poop let's solve something else with math right here hey you like stand up some see the cracks stand up show is happening March 23rd at meltdown comics in Los Angeles if you want to see amazing stand-up comedians including our own Tom Ryman go to dirt South LA comm slash ticket and if you want to see me without a shirt on you're rude

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Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 20 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/MrGoodGlow]

They really did do the math.

[u/STRANGE_BRO]

This was in the comment section of that video give this man a medal.

Chris Browne 1 day ago.

''486 beers in 2 years, and he's there every night? by that logic the guy has an average of less than one beer a day, he's fine''