The 10 Most Secretly Ridiculous Moments in Classic Movies | After Hours

so Captain Von Trapp this strict frigate harvest nails military guy marries Maria who just a few months earlier was a nun so all I'm saying is that there must have been a honeymoon scene cut from The Sound of Music where this stoic sea captain just straight gives it to this naive grin face not lady what is the most important lesson you have learned here my child to do it wholeheartedly kids are all chirping about roses and meanwhile somewhere in nazi germany he is tearing her apart in the way that only a man who's seen war can you guys never think about that nope but that is a super great idea for a topic [Music] oh I got one and this seemed that they didn't show is the scene that they did show and the movie is like all lands movie great stars will lose if you want to be specific wait the topic isn't best implied movie scenes where a sea captain de spoils a virginal nun okay think of the scene where Kevin Bacon is dancing in the warehouse okay so he turns on the car radio and dances but he's like 50 yards away from the car realistically there is no way that the sound could travel to the cab base the warehouse would just be echoing with like really awkward grunts and like sneaker squeaks with almost all non-diegetic sound look at rocky and Apollo having their training montage in the ocean and the audience hears this awesome music but can you think about how crazy it is it's extra funny if you still imagine them in slow motion people dance without music all the time Oh people people dance now I'm not me I don't I don't even dance with music I I can't I the sweat is just I'm just a tragedy it's everywhere I have to keep sponges to reel my ridiculous scene that must have happened comes from dark night think about the Joker's crazy plan he gets himself arrested just so he could stage an elaborate Prison Break activate a bomb in the same prison and then kidnap loud the accountant which was his plan the whole time so what did he give all of his henchmen oh I want a 30 page document outlining his strategy because some of his guys needed to infiltrate the police and some of his other guys needed to steal a bunch of carnival trucks and acquire a ton of weapons and some of his other guys needed to tie up Harvey Dent and Rachel Dawes and explosive filled rooms on opposite sides of the town okay plus all of those bombs that are in Gotham General Hospital and those two boats that must have required some pre-planning bounce bows at least one of his guys was showing a cell phone bomb into the stomach of a guy they knew was gonna get arrested and be sent to the same jail as the Joker plus all of this was based on the prediction then Harvey Dent would step forward as Batman and then the real Batman would come up to save him plus Jim Gordon who was supposed to be dead was actually alive and he would show up at the last second - all of this coming from a guy who says door I really look like a guy with a plan but it worked all of his henchmen knew what to do they were all on the same page so what was that meeting like hi thank you for signing up to be my henchman some of you were gonna be robbing banks too standard henchman stuff a lot of you are going to die also standard I need at least one of you to learn some basic surgery less standard here's hoping that aren't we dead get to have his face it often turns to a life of crime I'm an agent okay there are so many dumb scenes implied by Dark Knight Bruce Wayne has to apply eye makeup in front of a mirror every night before he goes out before there was the Joker a weird-looking dude with face scars had to go into a party city all green hairspray and lipstick please yeah and a nurse's uniform and a wig just in case I've gone awake or a nurse's uniform cuz I'd like to see you in either no I know what the answer is what's the best movie of all time freakazoo hm okay I shouldn't have asked it's the Godfather mom the boobs that there is the Wednesday yeah look I'm on it I'm upstairs semi Godfather right okay great but everyone remembers the scene where Woltz wakes up in his bed with the horse head in it right so that means that Tom Hagen a mob conciliate lawyer has to figure out without explicitly asking which of Home Depot saws is good at sawing through horse bone what do you say there's a tree branch I need to cut down and I obviously have no frame of reference for this but it's like first bode as far as tensile strength goes uh hi I'm studying to be a veterinarian but like a terrible great but we'll never know because that scene was never shown nor was the scene where cool calm Tom Hagen broke into a stable and sawed a horse's head off then broke into Waltz's bedroom and crept up to his bed carrying a hundred one hundred and twenty pound horse head and slipped into the sheets without what's waking up and the Godfather is just full of those ooh the scene where some low-level mobster had to plant a girl in the bathroom that small Italian bistro and then I'll really leave without ordering actually imagine Fredo banging cocktail waitresses two at a time boner poison those four mobsters who crammed into a toll booth and have to wait or sunny we do in there how long were they in there what are they talk about how sweaty and gross did it get in there Dan oh really bad really sweaty ain't gross if they don't have the like a sponge they yeah I would watch an entire movie that's a spinoff of those four guys just bonding so four buddies just killing time posting searching for Sonny yeah you don't get enough of that as is oh oh you mean like well weed oh no I mean this is good but I mean like a real movie with good writing what our conversations be more engaging if we pretended we were waiting to murder somebody I could get on board with that yeah I mean if that's something you wanted to do I'd be fine with it yeah I'm a mobster seeing nobody heard me say that see if it makes you feel any better I usually do want to end somebody on the radio okay let's talk about why Superman is secretly terrible at his job but we'll pretend we're on our way to murder some mid-level gangster okay I just realized you trick me into LARPing this [Music] if you're feeling saucy like me you'd like our videos there's I thought there'd be more puns we set this up and I just what click subscribe use your noodle and the possibilities are endless breadsticks and showers we got there we got there all right [Music]

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Keywords: After Hours, Cracked, Cracked.com, The Joker, The Dark Knight, The Godfather (Film), Gone With The Wind (Film), The Sound of Music, Footloose, Turner Classic Movies (TV Network), Kevin Bacon, Sketch, Comedy, funny, best, parody, spoof, humor, Rocky, Rocky Balboa, Rocky 3, Apollo Creed

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Length: 7min 12sec (432 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 25 2013

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