The Horrifying Truth About Living Inside A TV Show - After Hours

and then once I'm the rap battle king of Brooklyn Neil deGrasse Tyson will have to give me his telescopes right anyway I figure that's enough for the first day okay so in New York for Michael and then the actual New York on a completely different trip for me and then a mountain for sores not a mountain I'm free climbing the North Face of a 14 or that's like high-fiving God well fell Oh God okay and Dan your summer vacation is Netflix encyclopedias I'm seeing the white house Oh DC city of Presidents crab cake dot-gov ugly Rome no I meant I'm seeing the White House in quotes you couldn't see them because this is a spoken conversation I'm going to Burbank where they shot the West Wing they built their own White House there it's actually pretty interesting it actually can't be I wanted to be real so bad or she can live there who wouldn't want to live in an Aaron Sorkin show oh let's find out let's look at those Aaron Sorkin shows West Wing studio 60 newsrooms for tonight those shows all take place in world where everyone is 100% clear about what they want you know what I really like you and if you give me your number I'd like to call you no one walk in talks around the bush all conversations are efficient and direct almost hard to believe it's almost hard to believe almost hard to believe it's almost hard to believe no one has any social grace on those shows and no one needs to be an expert on recognizing facial cues because everyone's just wandering around delivering speeches describing their wants and personality Daniel I know you you don't want to live in the West Wing but I'm me he really is something you are a sweet kind IMDb server a good longtime friend yeah you're the man Danvers so let me tell you has a friend how you are under pressure queen David Bowie 1981 album ha space nice time comes and you fall apart faster than that car at the end of the Blues Brothers I mean Aaron Sorkin's characters are always at DEFCON 1 whether they work at the White House or a writing sketch comedy in his world every problem is an earth-shattering battle for the soul of America it seems to me that more and more we've come to expect less and less from each other I expect nothing from you you both faked SportsCenter you couldn't pull off permanent hero mode I mean after one day in Bartlet's administration you would be curled up in a book fort under Toby's dance but he's is the saddest desk okay this us sitting around a diner table talking about nothing yeah that doesn't happen in this or converse there's not enough time because even arguments about stupid sketches in studio 60 are actually about freedom of speech or some other high-stakes thing that you can't even handle poser German 1685 blonde is heroism really a mode for all of you I guess my people live in shaundra and shows Grey's Anatomy how to get away with murder scandal the catch you had me an Anatomy scandal : murder catcher that's where I belong a universe where the full feminist spectrum of women and men are lifesavers murder solvers and gladiators in suits also some white color sex machines white color sex machines oh well forget your dumb show shaundalyn every doctor lawyer fixer and private eye Holmes fellow confident strong people 24/7 I would fit in great money wouldn't you have to break all the rules no no we lay out the rules before him say for Star Wars no in Shonda Rhimes universe hard-working professionals are turned into teenagers you were all 17 years old since high school with scalpels and they're very demanding jobs are turned into reality shows the top student gets this consider this your immunity idol and then everyone has to cheat to win stealing police evidence sexing in hospitals secretly manipulating the US government and that's how you leak intervention in Shonda Rhimes shows powerful people aren't just untrustworthy in the normal way their real world contestants with our lives in their hands oh yeah there was a whole season of scandal where America invaded a country just because fits hearts Olivia and Lauren I would be the only barrel yet responsible grown-up in all of America even the emergency services would crumble I would literally be putting out fires every day yeah I guess because of all the firefighters say I got it on it's obvious comedies who doesn't want to live in a comedy now I keep my work at work think about it though what is a sitcom - castelo show absolutely fabulous accidentally on purpose between 7:00 it's a hundred percent healthy people living in nice homes everything works out at the end even a homely fellas get a golden ticket to the poun train it's not a training where we upgraded to it I mean nothing also you can't just pick sitcoms I'm taking the world of the king of TV comedy Chuck Lorre Big Bang Theory to it happen oh yeah no no shows are they funny they're not that's the best part I'd be the funniest guy in the planet imagine my comedic powers in those worlds I'd be like Superman on earth or Andrew Dice Clay anywhere in the known universe Michael I didn't know you liked mom no no we've talked about this I like moms Oh mom created by Chuck Lorre follows a single mother and daughter as they grapple with alcoholism drug abuse teen pregnancy cancer homeless also he created grace under fire that was his first show and that's about a single mom restarting her life I'm so proud that you would want to live in female-driven stories no no take it back also we're done here let's give the win to Danson well I would want to live in dick Wolf's law-and-order verse where crimes are always resolved and justice is always served within an hour and with a couple of done tons yeah SVU criminal intent LML prime it's all just New York with crimes rip from the headlines it's like an ongoing alternate version of New York City New York that catches every bad guy bad guys were secretly fun comedian Oh Chevy Chase in jail where he belongs yeah dick wolf also wrote Chicago med Chicago PD and Chicago Fire which means that he took America's most violent city and made it a place where emergencies get solved promptly by beautiful people he built the perfect world it also crosses over into a bunch of other TV worlds munch alone started out on homicide life on the streets before bells ring over into SVU and then PMON pops up an x-files the wire and Arrested Development photocopies are not admissible as memories wait let's focus on the fun facts in dick Wolf's world Olivia Benson is real actually the crossover means that she's not real it means that she is some autistic boys dream please she is every boy's dream in 1988 the last episode of Saint else were revealed that the entire show was happening in the imagination of autistic snowglobe owner Tommy Westfall he sits there all day long in his own world getting at that toy like to think about it and according to the internet st. elsewhere characters crossed over into other shows which then crossed over into other shows until they made the whole TV show world one universe every show that we talked about today is part of the same dream world so all of our favorite TV writers are just writing episodes of st. elsewhere without knowing it no one's creating anything so none of us went or maybe we all win then I would win oh yeah no no we can't all win that's like a participation trophy and participation trophies ruined soccer and America okay well if we're gonna keep going we should back up a little we skipped over the most important thing yes Michael his name is Dick Wolf which would make his shows dick picks sort no one calls TV shows picks no dick flicks like we're missing a wolf part to look at wolf content wolf thank you so much for watching this episode of After Hours if you enjoyed it please make sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel and comment below as to what's your favorite movie universe or TV universe would be well that covers it Michael's checked out

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Keywords: After Hours, Aaron Sorkin, The West Wing, Studio 60, Sports Night, Law and Order, The Newsroom, Shonda Rhimes, Grey's Anatomy, Chuck Lorre, 2 and a half Men, mom, President Bartlett, cracked, cracked.com, sketch, comedy, funny, spoof, humor, satire, humorous, Robocop, shondaland, sitcoms, Olivia Benson, scandal

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Length: 7min 48sec (468 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 18 2016