MeIRL As Awful Renaissance Paintings (r/TrippingThroughTime)

that's it my boy throw that click bake into the water taste it wide what happens next what happens next will shock you welcome back you lovely degenerates it's time to do some art slash tripping through time it's it's basically just me IRL but like old timey Oh gotta have these things as well a year from now you all will be laughing about this virus well I mean not all of you obviously I can't handle how you put on a new dress every hour I'll change no no no see Meredith this is the problem I want a divorce dogs before conquered the Americas wore armor fought cannibals they were Catholic like thugs to dare their dear free to fire crackers you trying your best so uh tell us a little bit about yourself uh well I'd rather not because I I really need this job oh you poor thing don't bring my financial status you we see France help me France can't I'm broke it's against the British fritzsche women are so hard to read well actually we just watch such complex creatures if you would just with so mysterious name wishing was a widow ah YouTube girls from England Wales oh sorry are you to Wales from me never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do just look at Beethoven everyone told him he would never be a musician just because he was deaf but did he listen [Laughter] how dare you accuse me of stealing your TV what's the runo's you are good stop looking at her she's not worth your time tits are temporary look into my eyes the glory of Rome is forever move out of the way seeds or I'm gonna bond stabia the invention of glue I bet if we melt a horse we could use it to stick stuff to other stuff dude dude is everything okay at home the disease is God my son is going to be okay I did I just told you he's God God I am a genie I offer you three wishes make it four granted you now have three left when your mother calls you dowdy to luncheon but lo she has once again played you for a fool as the meal is not yet ready to be consumed how could you've been so nice get inside your house no release murder Hornets oh what vampire I'm so happy I get a B in reading that's a D idiot when you're leaving the house for a night out and yet the stiff arm you're Tyler's we can smear graham crackers snap blood crumb paste all of your adulting clothes get back you heathen you're the reason why mommy drinks ahh not a single phone in the whole image only people living the moment what good times he's having a good time down there look at him the bottoms smiling away actually everyone's having a good time and smiling what the [ __ ] doctor doctor hmm we found these troll under a bridge his legs broken one never happy they should time it is no way well what kind of quack medical school did you go to medical what Oh what the [ __ ] did I just draw hey want to come over tonight sorry I'm having a threesome with an older couple tonight yeah but my parents won't be home I know I don't know how to say this just just say it oh god I'm not doing this again yeah I already did this I'm not I I can't say it okay I can't I can't say it I'm not doing this again I already spent like a good portion of a previous video trying to pronounce this world I'm not playing this game again I'm not dealing with your mean comments yeah I can paint your ceiling Michelangelo scoffs to himself gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out dough love everyone no matter what they have tattoos yes even if they ask stupid questions me coming out of lockdown was a stupid they ordered online about what those atomic tones can scream your breath the top of it I've already learned how to play megalovania when you sell in Jesus swag there it is crucifix like the restored Jesus baby are you doing when your kids been yelling daddy you're not watching for like 10 minutes and then you look and they're just wearing a gum wrapper like I had her some [ __ ] I saw it the first time I saw it the second time it's still not funny the fifth time Jesus I shall turn water to wine Judas actually wine is 85% water so that's only 50% of miracle this is literally the worst betrayal the doctor after I pee in that little cup mmm a light fall I am going straight to hell rabbits 1218 they walked upright heavily armed severe no-nonsense attitude kidnap passers-by for slavery or ransom 20:18 sneak about on all fours unarmed timid groveling attitude limited cages egress and Garrett's mom where do babies come from yeah Mary where do babies come from mind explaining that would to be you [ __ ] daddy what did you do during the erosion of our democracy I shared some white hat means a small group of like-minded friends did I just gotta called out use over time 400 goof I've been whooped oh forget I hate this I hate this so much sits 27 hours for an oil painting oh my god delete that I'm serious Bartholomew do not hang that in the Great Hall Bartholomew hangs it in the Great Hall oh my god stop it hey um uh good luck breeding those lions you're gonna have a bad time tell me Agatha well what do you see there I see how futile your existence is how you are trying to justify your mediocrity by bringing up your marital and parental status whilst the real world spans far beyond your middle-class values all right Oh should we have for supper tonight Freddy Krueger attacks me in my dreams me a lucid dreamer Perry this you [ __ ] casual person you can't just summarize the entire 20th century with one book title me a series of unfortunate events when you're telling a story and someone interrupts you like oh that happened to me too and starts telling their story listen here Katherine you little [ __ ] I swear to God I don't need to hear your side of things this was my time this was my time to tell my story and now you're blabbering on how Jessica did this this is that it's different I was gonna go a different direction and you just had to interrupt me because you couldn't take time having a limelight for five minutes Jesus Christ I did mommy and I hugged you enough did daddy not buy you the new Porsche why are you like this why can't you just let me have my moment all right so this 16th century guy was miles ahead of hipsters everywhere with an amazing cat t-shirt he knows he is gonna be on trend in five centuries time I'm jealous but those of you who don't know I have a cat Christmas sweater like this when you're 30 minutes into an argument and realized you might be wrong just double down and keep pushing forward something you have to do what could possibly go wrong it's not like you might in create a your movement or something like that don't forget what Christmas is truly about hello there Jesus picks up bread this is my body Jesus picks up line and this is my blood Jesus picks up guitar this is ground control to Major Tom Jesus who sounded like you're on who just like smokes a pack a day I like a guy who is in touch with his feminine side me thinking of something to impress sir I'm on my period sometimes I put the car in neutral I let the car drift backwards at a stoplight so people think I'm driving a manual once again a bit weird but not as sin Hey so like the you worshipping crisis for what part of my story makes you think I like crisis huh tell me hey welcome to the outro you made it pretty damn far in the video thanks I guess you should like subscribe and stuff because that'd be like awesome if you did that the subscribing in the stuff and the YouTube stuff yeah [Music]

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 383,095

Rating: 4.9707384 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, satire, comedy, funny, subreddit, reddit best, reddit top posts, best of reddit, reddit stories, meirl, r/meirl, me_irl, r/me_irl, r/, tripping through time, trippingthroughtime, r/trippingthroughtime

Id: zxGJu71Xlh8

Length: 12min 23sec (743 seconds)

Published: Wed May 27 2020