Logan Paul Ends His Career & CodeMiko Calls In - H3 Podcast #234

to welcome to the show it's just the show you know what show it is it's the history podcast we do it like nobody else right well there's people that do it really good probably better than us to be totally frank but impossible but we're working on it i mean we're trying to get better nothing better exists i'm like i like to sometimes be the worst hype man welcome everybody why are you here there's way better uses of your time and more interesting shows to watch but good luck ethan thank you keemstar but if you're choosing to stay with us we're sponsored by mint mobile thank you mint mobile um yo i got a new sound bite i saw this on like tiktok and i just want to introduce it to the lexicon going forward because i know it's going to be really useful all right um this is this has got to be from like csi what are they called law order yeah law order yeah so ice cube with the hotlines i am not gay i have relationships with women and sex with men and i got news for you that means you're gay thoughts i mean this is great this show is great i'm not good i have relationships with women who have sex with men how old is this um not that old i don't think it's that and i got news for you that means you're gay yeah sorry i got no yeah so i was like oh dude this is gonna be this is going to be good you know for example like um so who is gay oh my god there's so many gay sounds i mean peace and love we are all about acceptance but they're just funny sound bites right yeah you wanna hear so there's been lots of memes coming up from the subreddit that i think are worth reviewing this is from the h3h3 production subreddit this someone did a deep fake oh wow this got twenty thousand points so crazy magic shout out to magic of barya and this is one of the best defects i've ever seen just a heads up yeah we should only show um chunks of this because the this guy said that the full version of this got blocked on youtube what but it's my face yeah but it's the office it got detected as a scene from the office so what if i do it like minimize you know what i mean that goofs up and i think if you pause it like halfway through and we talk for a while and then show another chunk of it but if you just show it all in a row we'll we'll get back i think if i do it minimize it'll be fine is it too small though can you see it if i do this oh hello i'm gonna do a full screen be damned hi what do you do i do the numbers oh good for you this is so bizarre this is a lot like how it's so real this is a lot like how we met like i feel like i'm looking at myself and like it looks completely accurate i am kevin that's crazy oh no that is so sweet thank you though yeah i keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them well that is a very safe place for them so yeah this is the episode where she thinks kevin is uh it's kind of like the episode where we talk about uh you asking me to put the snacks in a snack drawer don't stop you know you really think it's like that i hope it's not so maybe it's true anyway she thinks kevin is mentally uh handicapped i don't know what's the word right what's the word no challenge no challenge well no see that seems rude what are you challenged what intellectually handicapped intellectually handicapped ela disa disabled is what logan paul is he's colorblind okay yeah there she is and i got news for you that means you're gay oh man are we gonna really use that soundbite because i feel like out of context people will think we're like well in the perfect context the worst people slam right you know what i mean yeah but zach has got to chill but it's not uh but it's not us it's the it's them it's our show like if they like i'm just saying in the perfect context it will hit so hard i agree with you as like a slam dunk punch line to something yeah but this cannot be used well what about the other guys regularly i have we'll play the other guy zach what about this one done sex with me no no the whole thing i am not gay that's good i have relationships with women and sex with men and sex with men i'm with cube on this one well i got news for you it's iced tea i get confused could they have like could they have communicated a little bit it's like one's cube one's iced tea there's too much ice it's um i worry that this will take out of context stuff you know what that means hit it zach and i got news for you that means you're gay sorry you can't do that let's watch this so that means you could get anything up in the top row that's like us on friday when i'm like okay let's order pizza i am totally gonna bang she's cute and she's crazy this is exactly how we met this is our love story drive your own car okay yeah this is my car do you drive your own car yeah just like you okay bye this is crazy i love it really proud of you i love it and i hate it because it looks so real i'm with you i wish i could be michael scott why do i have to be kevin oh that would be great we can go eat pie i love pie okay have a good night yeah it was a good day i mean first days are always the hardest right i should go i gotta buckle them in all right you better not block our [ __ ] that's my face i own my face the office yeah shout out to the magic of oh barca i want this guy doing more damn see the top commas ethan fits kevin so perfectly see i don't like this right i don't like being mentally uh handicapped he said in the comments uh he spent three weeks on that wow i mean it looks amazing yeah i'm glad that it's getting the love it deserves because it would be a shame for this thing to get buried full disclosure i was watching the office and i could not stop seeing your face on kevin oh after seeing this okay you know i mean i'd love to play a kevin but i just it hits too close to home you know what i mean it's very close to home i love pie i don't know yes that's me um here's a here's another meme from the subreddit the summer has been on fire lately shout out to them shout out to the family awkward moment when theodore and future siblings watch the podcast we're taking a valentine i don't plan on this happening by the way i'm not they're not gonna be sitting around watching reruns of our podcast trust me when i put on art because we always open youtube to play theodore he loves stuff on youtube and when there's there's a thumbnail of me and eli and he goes mommy daddy because he sees this on the tv and i click it and he goes no no no he hates it he hates watching us he thinks it's so boring i hate it too we can we're staying home but without did or which is code for i don't know she's ovulating oh we're gonna so i really gotta put everything out there don't you breaking news theodore sorry to break it to you yes we've had sex [Music] welcome to the office yeah do you feel like is this office harassment i guess i could harass my wife technically no it's not harassment it's embarrassment okay um some people might consider that the same thing if you sue me though you're basically suing yourself right what do i get out of it don't sue me bro we have a joker brain mean from subreddits again i'm not lying there's all kinds him i'm joker brain baby her what's the craziest thing you've done chucky mayonnaise really joker brains out there zach proving them all wrong you gotta do it man gotta live that life we love it i feel like because he told everyone that i'm ovulating i kind of want to share that i actually didn't ovulate what happened i don't know so nothing so so then i'll let him know when the next time yeah well we'll keep everybody updated on your ovulating schedule you know it's important they say that they say that females get synced up i wonder if our female audience gets synced up to you um weird to think about isn't it sync me or ovulation yeah it's weird i hate the whole thing i just want to be pregnant already yeah well just remember how miserable being pregnant is though i know which is part of like why it's so annoying because we're not even through the hard part just want to get it done yeah yeah talk to me baby does vin diesel have kids i wonder anyway who knows it's a good question oh thank you or not i thought it does i don't know talk to me baby i wonder how he talks to his kids hey talk to me look how beautiful she is huh he does tell me about his family a.b um he has three kids i believe and he's documented after uh paul walker his daughter's pauline oh they're after paul walker that's sweet yeah talk to me baby i want to feed that's what he says to his wife he says to his wife at least three times talk to me baby oh little uzi ver so by the way i didn't talk someone saved me so today we're talking about v tubers the phenomenon and we're actually having a call in from code mikko who's super interesting a fascinating character amazing character on twitch who's a v2 purpose you got the whole body the legs the hands we found out that there were nipples on her at one point but then there's not nipples on her character so stay tuned we learned out a lot of interesting stuff she's awesome i'm a fan papa why but before we get to that that you know okay i'm really fascinated by this whole thing about lil uzi vert implanting a 24 million dollar pink diamond on his face i have a lot of questions about this here let me pull this up so here broke okay here's a here's a photo so apparently i don't it's so okay first of all little uzi is not that big of a deal i don't think he's worth 24 million dollars so my question is how does he afford it that's my my question too either the i think he's greatly exaggerating the price or he's got some craziest loan out for this diamond or he's bigger than we think he's not bigger ian is he bigger than we think i mean he's mid-level medium-sized wait abs nodding yes you think he's a big deal i think he is yeah you think he's got 24 million to spend on this [ __ ] i mean i don't know if he's that rich but he does get a lot of streams his numbers are always high he's always like top 15. is that right didn't you say he had like two i mean spotify says i think 25 million monthly listeners that's nothing that's very low that we get that many views on our youtube channel i mean a lot of these artists little uzi vert type artists get a lot from festivals concert tours things like that yeah you ain't making it right now so yeah you don't have no pink diamond money okay let me type i don't know and it's crazy for net worth but like i mean first of all oh see this is 16 million so that's pretty good but that ain't no [ __ ] pink diamond anyway he's put it in his forehead like the dude from avengers and i don't know if this is like a chalk remove because lil uzi vert was the weird cult guy right ian yeah did a whole presentation on yeah dude does a diamond really cost 24 million dollars just for the stone is that a real thing here's him from uh instagram story i'm gonna be right there someone's actually in the middle is john in the middle i just got a long bar in it because i just got it pierced and the swelling when the swelling go down short bar so it won't move oh jesus i know that's a flex on even somebody's office don't touch that it doesn't look secure bro dude someone was just gonna nick that right off his [ __ ] forehead yeah it's kind of scary to be walking around like that nice background ian abby you're saying jewelers give rappers a deal to advertise business i mean that's a 20 million dollar yeah well it's probably exaggerated but also yeah they give them deals sometimes like johnny dang back in the day he used to do that with like a lot of the grills that we've seen a lot of music videos like in 2004 like i get that but this but not with something like this no yeah i mean it's spot in the middle of his head might be how is that advert for them though because the it like if you look it up it'll tell you where he got the diamond you'll see the the name of the uh that's a horrible investment photo those over mil i can't get over this he implanted it in his [ __ ] head you guys like what the hell am i supposed to make of this world we live in i mean the piercing your forehead i've seen done before so but it's more it's just the price tag that's really shocking like it's gotta be like fairly heavy so i'm assuming that his skin is gonna because it's it's a piercing through his yeah if it's heavy it could droop like he's gonna droop earrings and you know someone's just going to be like see ya i'd be like thanks 20 million i'm doubting the price of that though to me that's like a few million dollar diamond but what the [ __ ] do i know i'm not i'm not spending no 20 million let me see 20 million dollar diamond find me a picture of a 20 million diamond here let's see i mean i don't know why are diamonds so expensive it's just [ __ ] there's like a whole backstory about how debris to do beers like limits the amount of diamonds that goes out in the market to increase the rarity i think diamonds were at one point super rare because they're they're just the way that they're formed in the earth and a lot of the value comes from the clarity the perfection of the diamond if it's cloudy or something but now um they've like journeyed to the center of the earth and have just like mountains of diamonds as i understand it and and to be unlocked diamonds yeah and to be totally frank with you i don't know anything got it so there's that to consider got it so there you have it this is the most expensive uh pink diamond ever sold according this article i just googled was 32 million so like this basically means that he bought the most expensive pink diamond which well no this was not the most but like up there for sure yeah up there i just wasn't sure if it was even like realistic but it sounds like it kinda is i guess i mean it is a fat [ __ ] diamond is this do you think there's a power chakra play i wonder if he's gonna be paying for it for the rest of his life like what how do you pay that much yeah i think you must have got a loan for that so much but that shot you can't you can't put a price on that chakra that's mad chakra ian do you what do you make of this because you're familiar with little izu is this a chakra play is this a flex what's going on here well maybe he's on blocking chakra maybe there's some some chakra chakras going on here he's very i don't look i saw uncut gems one time i don't know i don't know well you know about him though i'm just wondering if you know anything about him yeah i mean little little lucifer was fur i don't know he's doing i don't know what these [ __ ] people do a little cutie squirt yeah people are people are joking that basically he's got the infant one of the infinity gems that's why i say that's mad chakra if you can if you can get an infinity gem for 20 million i mean that's actually a good price thanos would have paid that for sure abe what do you know about this guy you said pink looks nice it's a nice diamond i like the pink you want that i'll get you that i'll get you whatever you want i'll [ __ ] i will i'll have zach go nick it off his forehead i would never want to spend that much money on that zach will knick it it's like i couldn't care less done i really couldn't care what if it was like 10 000. that's a big difference that's a huge difference yeah 10 000. i can live with that yeah okay i'll see what i can get you zach we'll talk after the show you got it you know someone scheming a nick that off his forehead already definitely i mean they're just gonna yank it off like a [ __ ] pimple it's just that's horrible just thinking about that yeah well that's the price of having crazy chakra anyway interesting oh the here for so here he's saying they're saying that um he has he's been one of the highest paid rappers in the world for real for instance he earned 20 million from september 2017 to september what 2018 a huge chunk of which came from his touring according to pole star lil uzi vert demands as much as sixty thousand dollars for every concert so let's see apparently he makes sixty thousand dollars per show the diamond costs twenty million how many shows so how he's gonna have to do three hundred that's not that much 330 shows yeah it's doable that's in a year that's a year's work yeah all right 530 shows in a year that's just 330 non-stop touring i mean that's well yeah but but sometimes these guys play like two or three shows in the same venue mm-hmm true but yeah i mean that's definitely that's that adds up yeah he could pay that off in a few years but that's that's just a parent's fee though that's not his own that's where he he appears right that's not actual you think that's just for him showing up and being like yo what up it's me for every concert that he graces really they pay his attention that makes a lot more on tour he's known he's always on tour [ __ ] i guess he also got diamond money people get a cut of whatever he makes too like managers and yeah sure yeah shaved off like a diamond i have friends in in uh in in like mainstream media with the managers and the agents and the touring and the venue it's great do they end up making like you know 50 of what they're actually getting paid at the end of the day it's like holy [ __ ] again a b is writing for little uzi raid uh his uh charted number one really his album charted number one i guess he does have diamond money you kidding huh well good for him i don't know that i would uh support that decision i'm getting a [ __ ] diamond on my forehead bro i gotta flex a little uzi didn't he tweet at me ian or was that somebody else that wasn't him that was true oh well tracy tweeted he was talking mad [ __ ] to me on twitter yeah little tracy is not a big deal is he not like closing that'd be awesome if lil uzi was [ __ ] talk to me on twitter so if hypothetically i got a 32 million dollar pink diamond attack and put it on my forehead do you think he would notice me for sure best friends i think he'd be jealous yeah probably all right let's move on who cares anyway shout out to his family oh more from a b little uzi vert got [ __ ] in the past for saying his fans are going to hell with him yeah he started a concert and he's like if you're here he said something along the lines if you're here you're going to hell like don't deny it or something like that it doesn't seem like that big of a deal i thought he was ascending to the heavens with the aliens i got it i didn't think there was a whole like spiritual aspect to this too let's talk about what can only i talked about this story on frenemies it was mentioned to me in passing by trisha because it just happened but i want to show it to you ela because it's truly and it's about charlie dimiglio and i have to say this with peace and love she's 16 years old and i as much as i hate talking about or let's just say quote-unquote making fun of a 16 year old and would never and would loathe to do that this story is like so compelling that i have to talk about it and you guys will understand why when i say it because i've truly never seen anything like this in my whole career on the internet and um it's probably the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen happen to another human being so with peace and love i have to tell this story so here's the story there is and correct me if i'm wrong ian because you know the you know charlie xcx is a musician who's so far so good okay great thank you and whose friend and and producer uh wait okay her friend and producer sophie passed away in a tragic accident where she just like tripped or something when she was skiing tragic she was just part wow something they never said the details but just that she felt today she fell i mean she fell i mean that's a hell of a way to die they they made it sound like she just like tripped and fell something oh awful roofia that sucks just tragic okay and so people were like wow you know they started trending the hashtag here for charlie for this musician charlie xcx now charlie demilio saw this trending on twitter and mistakenly meant thought it was for her stand with tr i stand with charlie interestingly that means that she probably didn't read through the hashtag or i don't know but so she saw this trending here for charlie and she tweeted this out i am looking through the here for charlie hashtag and oh my goodness you are all so sweet to me you have no idea how much your kind words warm my heart i am so lucky to have you all by my side i love you babes so like she's accepting the condolences for someone else whose friend died that's a hell of a blunder like i wonder what the tweets were that she saw i mean how could you mistake it for her like sorry for your loss i i can only imagine maybe this article has some examples of the tweets here for charlie what what did she think they were supporting her for you know what i mean just our struggles just yeah i mean the one day that um she was sad you know but i i i i i was really really really really sad anyway listen with peace and love incredible stuff here you know uh trisha said it i mean she's a six-year-old girl trisha said maybe they got it together off tick-tock and put her back in school i don't know don't do the stooges i mean she's come on zach be respectful she's 16 for christ's sake but i do feel like that maybe is a wake-up call when you start accepting the condolences of past weird here for charlie you're all so sweet trying to think what you what what was she reading like i'm so sorry for your loss she's like oh thank you yes i've lost so much yeah i've lost so much to being famous so sorry for what you're going through yeah hang in there we love you you'll get through this she's like thank you i know it's tough my life is hard i'm just hard you're very special so crazy though that she was just 34. yeah it's really tragic inside thoughtful she fell off her roof that's crazy well it said she was climbing up to look at the moon and then oh my god oh no wow that's scary i don't like that horrible yeah no there's this you know and and hashtag here for charlie all the way just you know not this one i am here for her i just pulled up on twitter and just searched hashtag here for charlie and i mean there's no way that she could have looked at it yeah read a song i mean uh hashtag here for charlie hoping you feel better soon charlie xcx you deserve so much love and happiness well maybe she thought xxx yeah like xoxo right you deserve so much love and happiness thank you guys i am just i love it thank you she's getting love bomb go ahead read me more ah here for charlie i love you love you my favorite my favorite pick of charlie and sophie there's pictures she's like oh that that that's clearly not you yeah i don't know she must have just not actually looked at it she just saw charlie trending and assumed it was for her yeah i never heard of anything like this and then people were just shocked and odd and then when they saw the her tweet obviously people were just blown the [ __ ] away and like here let me read some of the comments people left people were saying like um well you can imagine apparently her tweet was up for a while too even as people were correcting her um charlie charlie xcx the passing of her close friend sophie please respect that no way charlie demilio thought here for charlie was for her laugh my ass off does no one realize this tag isn't meant for charlie dimigio i'm screaming charlie demilio thanks here for charlie is for her laugh crying emoji uh actually you know i got to feel bad for this girl sophie because the whole thing turned into a [ __ ] circus because she started accepting everyone's condolences and everyone got confused hell of a hell of a move man look we all learn lessons at some point in life do you you need to take a moment and think and analyze before you act right i only learned that lesson like a few months ago so you know what i mean i can't hate on i i'm not hating on her you know it's just unfortunate there you have it what'd you thank you though i don't know your build up for the story was a little bit over the top well when i heard it at the i mean the shock and awe was a little worn off because when i first heard it i know the jaw dropped yeah but i heard it too i mean i watch frenemies well maybe not everybody watches friend me didn't know the story i mean it's pretty amazing like the build-up was a little bit much no stop we're at uh the 30-minute mark by the way all right let's go ahead and thank uh mint mobile and when we come back we all are gonna reveal our much anticipated v tubers we all have v2 bar avatars that we have been in the laboratory programming we have been doing the code and i'm just super excited to unveil so much time the efforts of thousands of hours of work so stay tuned after this brief thank you to our sponsor after the year we've all been through saving money should be at the top of everyone's resolution list because let's face it the 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family oh now i'm a strawberry stupid-ass and bull i do want to again just he is disabled so i'm gonna go light on him stop he's colorblind he you see what ian is saying he himself said he's disabled i'm only repeating what he said um ian during the break got a jam installed in his face yeah the check cleared from oreos so i thought i'd you know you upgrade your chakra bruh get a little bling fix the chakras were you going to the bathroom by chance mercury was in retrograde for gabe's you were going to the bathroom during the break right i'm always going to the bathroom during the break hmm interesting why are you asking well i got a piece so bad why do you want to know bruh well it just so happens that uh we may have something to exact do you have a song i do have a song i don't i didn't have it cued up though okay you're not ready oh i thought you were ready for it no no no okay let's just erase that then i thought i was i was setting you up i can play though i mean you want to do it or you want to wait till it's great well i mean it has a full lyric video and i feel like it would let's wait then let's wait okay yeah okay e ins flow what ian's monitor there was text on it sorry it was an ad come on people got to pay beyond this [ __ ] step it back step it back we're talking about ian's chakra speaking of ads and speaking of uh ian um can you give some feedback to gaga we we tried those oreos on frenemies the other day they [ __ ] suck man they're awful yeah you guys caused me a really a pr nightmare with that one you keep looking in the middle are you looking at your thing because your eyes keep crossing yeah i don't really know what are you talking about oh my god dude i think your chakras are disaligned i can't start my characters no your chakras are all out of whack bro can you do that let me try i can't do it and i can't look at it am i doing it am i doing it a little bit not not as good as that i need something like this here you are bullying me no [ __ ] yeah well get a get an oreo sponsorship and you could give birth that's bad chakra bro oh my god you are bullying me i'm not anyway um people are calling logan paul's podcast this is good again i want to give soldiers out there he should change the name of his podcast to report repulsive shout out to r that's just their name r yeah what is his name how is it not repulsive it's repulsive oh impulsive impulsive stupid ass is that really a good name it's like dude you filmed a dead body do you really want to go by impulsive like you want to go by restrained respectable you don't want to be known as impulsive like that's what got you in the [ __ ] to begin with listen you know we have a branding issue with impulsive repulsive anyway there's more keemstar of course are arch nemesis uh but the enemy of my enemy is my friend in this case i guess i don't know i don't wanna i don't want to uh make light of how much i dislike keemstar so i don't i i i i'm hesitant to even show this because i don't want it to seem like i like keemstar in any way but i do think it's funny because i knew because keemstar is as petty of a [ __ ] as if it's me as if not more i mean i joke about being a petty [ __ ] but keemstar is really like a different breed you know what i mean so i was like of course keem's going to go on it's going to be painting okay i'll prove it i even responded with this i forgot i did that i was just i was just i just don't like him very important stuff i need to talk to you about very comfortable story stop there it's not important because the thing is he's not being ironic he's like very important stuff no very important stuff i need to talk to you about we covered a story about roman atwood uh he's being correct i mean they put bomb threats in his mom's funeral they shut down his electric uh to his house they shut down his insurance they hacked all the stuff they had to say apparently literally would take pictures from his own security cameras in his own house and send it to his cell phone to the point where the fbi got involved now here's where things change logan paul responds to this saying roman atwood is a nice guy and he's got kids why attack roman atwood why don't these people go after scums of the internet like keemstar and h3h3 first of all i have kids h3h3 has right and why why would you even say that logan that's straight fast up trying to get people to rest i hate h3h3 he is the scum of the earth whoa so you're backing him up that's what he said about me scum of the earth that's even more than anything yeah he took it even further than logan by the way being hated by keemstar is honestly a badge of honor like if keemstar likes you you should check your [ __ ] pulse but i wouldn't want any of my fans to harass him in real life thank you and i would hope you shut up you know i wouldn't get the same respect back from ethan that he wouldn't want his fans to harass me and really the only way my fans would ever harass you is on wiki feet and they have even though his fans did and shut up shut up what fans shut up stupid ass even though what was that game what was that i dare you to say the whole thing keemstar go ahead i dare you death to all jews that's what i thought that's what i thought mask off that really did happen even though that my sponsor at the time h3's fans threatened them in real life even though that really happened you know neither one of us i would assume and i hope wouldn't want no the golden boy uh of youtube recently he's not the golden boy but kind of like logan paul i guess he's right he's getting too much credit yeah he's right that um uh keemstar is to make fun of you for being the golden boy of youtube remember that god it's been a long time since i've been the golden boy i was a golden boy for yeah that was fun being yeah when everyone likes you the problem is when everybody likes you that's when you go [ __ ] that's when they're scrutinizing every stupid [ __ ] thing you do to prove that now everybody knows i'm an [ __ ] and it's a little more like liberating i could never do this show back then you know what i mean yeah no it's it's not sustainable you don't want to be the golden boy trust me being the golden boy sucks it's fun while it lasts though you know not on us that's [ __ ] up for you to send your podcast that is so [ __ ] up and wrong and you owe me an h383 a giant apology [ __ ] you logan paul i understand that you're mad that i said there's no hype for your [ __ ] fight i get it but how you're going about it suggesting that me and h3h3 should be harassed in real life that our families that our girlfriends our wives our children should be harassed in real life that is so [ __ ] up and wrong go let me finish it oh [ __ ] yourself logan paul it's so funny yeah i mean look i agree i mean i'm right there with uh keemstar on that one yeah for once in our life i mean i pretty much said the same thing i was like listen i don't think me or keemstar would wish that on each other i certainly know well keemstar has an uh history of um wishing it on people but maybe it's changed i'll be for myself i wouldn't yeah you know i'm gonna take your kids college fund and it's making me happy right he did say that they did wish a couple of things wait he did say that about me still waiting on him to take the college fund what was he going to take the college from for because i said he said he's gonna sue me for slander or something i don't remember what is it i said he said i slandered him for a b you know all this stuff don't you it's the whole video yeah it's just yeah for the video that made him lose sponsors so basically i'm just doing a little update on the wiki feed on the keemstar and basically so we can put logan paul in the thumbnail and say something like logan paul obliv obliterated by the foot soldier army something like that ian sound good roger that logan paul logan paul career is over after the foot soldier army stomped him out of existence logan fall well said a.b logan fall on the repulsive podcast that's so good anyway [ __ ] all this [ __ ] let's talk about v tubers all right so we're gonna i'm gonna have to do like a quick fade cut here so we can set up all of our our avatar so let's cut we'll be right back okay we are back i am ethan klein your host also known as lord borgore and i am lady big titties so eliz is awesome because the titties jiggle when she moves her head like holy [ __ ] bro yes daddy can't you like this that's awesome i might be a burger but i'm still hungry it's funny that i need to move my head to get them to move see try to make them jiggle as much as possible i think try to do like a big circle like a big circle motion oh yeah let those titties bounce but yeah so let's introduce everybody's avatar i gotta say this burger is like super expressive yeah either yours my girl like doesn't move it's all about the titties you don't even look at the face go ahead and talk me yeah she's like a really meek enemy girl her mouth doesn't open very much when she talks hey my name is hi what's a good anime name hi my name is akama sakura hi my name is akama i'm new here will you be my friend don't please ignore my giant bouncing titties i didn't realize i had giant bouncing titties they're just so big and so real big milkers no not fake at all they're all right let's see who else we got dan you want to introduce yourself so i'm very uh i'm the sunder girl i'm i'm angry at you baca ethan chan for uh disrupting the flow of the show the voice does not match though you're gonna have to talk to be kind of exaggerated you have to talk in a female voice i have to be kind of exaggerated for it to properly track so dan what does it say anything about you that you are a female avatar maybe um i wonder if ice t has anything to say about it uh this is just this is my inner uh this is my inner being and uh how dare you um even question it okay okay and i got news for you that means you're gay huh oh oh what do you say to that dad that's right speaking of zach zach what the heck is going on with you joker brain i've gone full joker brain huh you know well speaking of joker brain zack your internet sucks he lives with his parents his internet's it's like dude come on man we got you got to get good internet like i do pay you enough i mean yeah like enough i mean yeah yeah i think we're there what's going on here because you're what are we gonna do about your internet uh it's joker brand internet so i can't really uh bro i can't just use joker brain is an excuse for everything you have a responsibility to come here with workable internet i mean we depend on you you know look at my eyes they close the onion's closed that's kind of cool look at this i can't the burger is kind of the best one it's so expressive ian also looking very kawaii we love that what do you what do you got going on over there ian uh i'm domino's salesman hatsune miku oh is that really her yes uh-uh that's awesome you know it's funny trisha thought she was the most prolific pizza salesman i've got news for her yeah beat it oh my god choose two or more is mix and match deal 5.99 out now i was just going to ask if you have a promo for us i connect you up does is there anything odd about you choosing a female avatar iced tea iced tea iced tea what does it mean that he chose to not have a hello i see i said slow ass internet look at zach's avatar struggling to find the sound bite [Laughter] i see you appreciate it look at zach struggling over there some killer clown who's frantically looking back and forth zach was doing the best joker impression earlier i just really like to hear it on the show just a quick sample he does all the best stuff off the show let's hear it i was not doing a joker impression oh that was a real ian i think that's you wait turn it off turn off his thing let me see if ian's [ __ ] around i'm not i'm not that's funny why is my character like so she won't move because you're all so excited because all that matters is my titties bouncing when i move my head my name is uh they programmed all the expression into this yeah it is nice to live as a big breasted i'm eating that girl look at that i wanna bite that look at those knockers that's gonna be dude the amount of male attention you get if you have big ass or like fake kids with a tight top yeah insane it's like living on another planet you should have seen the avatar i had earlier it's way too obscene very nice damn can you shake that for me one more time okay great success okay all right all right jesus zach god damn ab what's going on with you who we got is that a what is that is that a minion or something else what is that it's a snail oh yeah i just found out it's a snail wait why are you so small that's what she said i don't know i just it's just oh but you're sitting in the chair but it looks like there you go there you go now we go it's kind of cute he's adorable it's really it's really emotes well too yeah what is this some kind of character for something the software comes with a bunch of default ones it's cool i mean he's a cool character he's got like crystals or some [ __ ] no these are just cloud pills while of all the avatars here ela i'm happy to say is the one that i would ah i don't know how to put this lightly smash what about now whoa oh my goodness that is obscene look at the size i'll tell you what you cannot you could spread cheese on at least 20 pies with those milkers you know what i'm saying it's like am i looking through a fish-eye lens like why is it so out of proportion because it's anime bro that's how we roll and like the nipples hanging through there like little claws oh that's the nipple yeah so what honestly i'd still rather uh slam my wife sadly ian good i'm not a fan of those big mommy droopers [Laughter] you know it really really really upsets me how much attention big-breasted women get right i'm with her okay dancing to the role playing here thank you dan thank you dan you know um the eyes do work so we were talking about so we're going to talk about v tubers so v tubers is this whole craze started trending in japan in the mid 2010s it's super popular in japan on youtube and live streaming and um actually on youtube one of the largest super chat earners of all time is a view v tuber that's crazy of all time of last year and they met they netted approximately eight hundred and ten thousand dollars from super chat that's a million dollars of donors not just one of them seven of the ten largest wait what seven of the ten whoa are they even are they doing english speaking or is this all happening in like japan and we don't even know about it uh well i think the one that you're looking at is a japanese one oh wow it's crazy yeah they have their whole ecosystem going on there interestingly a lot of the comments are like show your feet and stuff which we'll get into um wow million dollars oh wait you can't see it all right i think yeah it's either trying to show her feet holy [ __ ] i was wondering if it would show your legs like no that you need a whole tracking suit for that yeah well i was telling like the one of the guys on the crew should just ought to go out there and get a voice changer you can be rich man yeah i mean it would be a fun experiment just to see how big i could get kind of like the spiderman and elsa venture but this is even smarter you don't even need to show yourself right i don't think there's a voice changer convincing enough though to convince people that i'm actually female do you dan uh i'm like your voice is pretty deep too hi my name is burger boy would you like to see my feet oh dan said it was hot what do you think about that ice cube ice cube dan i need you to get it because you asked dan i gotta get you to get a sound bite of the jeopardy like done the final jeopardy so when zach takes too long you get in with that okay or like 16 minutes uh tick tock i have that one i've done that to him before right keep the pressure on the pressure is on joker so anyway super popular you know i was fully unaware of this whole trend same and i have heard about um there's this one this one girl is making huge waves that we're actually coming she's coming on shortly to do an interview with us super interesting um mikko i know i said miku by accident no it is mikko my name is miko and i don't have any friends in this town do you need me or do you need a main service i am currently looking for work to clean houses i'm very poor i need all the help i can get big-ass titties i never seen anyone dressed like that what's going on in anime like i've never seen titties like that in my life i mean i've seen trisha kind of no but not but they don't yeah i guess you're right but those titties are like i mean with peace and love i don't mean i don't even saw her titties but look at those things bro like holy [ __ ] bro i have relationships with women yeah exactly not overcompensating anyway super popular um code code mikko is like she's on another level though she's got the whole body suit and we're going to talk to her a lot about it she's super interesting but just to give you an example of what's going on out there here's one gar guru who's really popular 2 million subs they're all little interestingly you're not i don't know here let me sort by popular all the popular ones are little anime females is there any popular male youtubers like really popular oh probably like really good looking anime and male 1 did you find any a b like snail b well ian actually took lead on this one but abc's did you find him or i mean sorry ian did you see any popular male v1 big male youtuber named kazuha he's the seventh most donated uh there's a couple others but for the most part seems like they're all female so the other crazy thing is that like there's this one huge agency that basically owns all these people out of japan uh called the what are these guys called hololive hollow live and um yeah these people are crushing it three million subscribers on this one let's see [Music] so she must have like a whole body suit on with gloves and arms and stuff [Music] yeah so we've we actually we found some interesting donation comments maybe you guys are interested in the kind of people that are donating i'm not saying this represents everybody but i thought it was really interesting this one says make sushi with your feet please 200 whoa two hundred dollars for that so you know that's not a joke right because he said make sushi with your feet thanks for the stream can we see your feet um i can't take it anymore kiara i need you and i'm gonna travel to japan to look for you i need to smell your c word we had to blur it see you were like like the one that if we can't say in a whole podcast or youtube demonetizes us why would you say that word like that's this one was really off the rails i'm gonna read it i have grown really attached to you which means i think about your well-being every day and take every burden you have on myself and the hope that you will feel better i wish i could do more but i can't and that breaks me every day promise one day you will do something more i promise one day i will do something more than donate please don't let's leave it at donut like what good that's the question we don't want an answer um what do you what do you suppose that guy looks like that left that comment like your burger avatar come on give me that i swear i'm gonna do one something more one day then my girl doesn't even smile she's like do a big smile that's pretty good i have relationships with women yeah so um you know and then the other thing about the vtuber i don't know if we're gonna get [ __ ] for doing this maybe i'm hoping that we won't get [ __ ] from the v tube community because i'm looking like a burger and we're not actually trying to be v tubers right i think that's what their friends probably there's people that got into the youtuber fray like pokeman and pewdiepie they actually got a lot of [ __ ] from people which is interesting people are very possessive about this um the v tuber craze i mean doesn't it just kind of mean you're going mainstream which is good well i guess certainly that's one argument i guess it's good and bad because it just means whenever something goes more mainstream it also gets shittier there's just more people but it seems like i don't know i don't like people who gatekeep it's like you're the annoying one just let everyone have fun i mean i i think it's just really interesting and i can see why you know someone like someone who does daily videos and looking for content i could see why they would want to try this out right it's just fun you think people watch me as a burger do you think people donate i like the melted cheese when you open your mouth i know i can't satisfying to see that so anyway um ian your eyes are all over the place bro what the f that's i can't control them look at those eyes bro i'm not buying any dominoes from this go on get the breadsticks i'm not getting any breadsticks from you freak what's happening to her dipping sauce is pretty good no no look i got plenty of different sauce look at this anyway here's pokemane so pokeyman tried the v tuber thing you know seems innocent and fun she's just having fun so if you guys didn't know there's already a she made a custom one they're called there's a huge it's a seven hour [ __ ] stream jesus christ people work hard it kind of works there's a huge huge anyway that's you know for seven hours whatever but this guy just to give you an idea this dude made a whole vid see how angry this guy got about it it's pretty fascinating this dude um and leave it this dude rev says desu and he's got an anime my profile picture yeah anime profile oh it's going to be a good take so he says please stop this it has 360 000 views and overwhelming like majority so his views are well represented i guess by by his audience and give it to the internet's biggest karen pokeman to come in and ruin it for everyone i mean look at this design i don't know what she paid for she is ruining exactly like what if she's ruining it for you that's your problem it just it's bizarre logic i mean it's just interesting it's a little too fragile of her doing it one like that is ruining it for everyone like bro chill holy [ __ ] but she needs a refund honestly it's not even a v tuber it's just a model of herself like what's the point don't unleash this plague upon this community i know youtubers are bigger than ever right now but i hope to god it doesn't reach that critical breaking point where everyone in their autistic cousin becomes a v tuber to milk the autistic thing no harsh yeah look out this niche until it's bone dry and overused how was this even made are we uh sure i hope that me i hope that me sitting here as a burger talking about is ushering in the end of the whole era i hope that i am ruining v tubers forever for you and i would love to see you make a video criticizing a talking burger assuring in the end i hope that me talking as a burger will up is the ushering end of the era for you and that you make a video showing me talking as a burger look at those titties though you know that's why we're here girl face me ah putting those cities in my house give me some swingers it doesn't move it doesn't have them abilities yeah this is definitely the end of youtubers as we know i actually enjoy watching this guy get so angry though let's continue it's fun knit for everyone i mean look at this design i don't know what she paid for this but she needs a refund honestly it's not even a v tuber it's just a model of herself like what's the point chill don't unleash this plague upon this community i know v tubers are bigger than ever right now but i hope to god it doesn't reach that critical breaking point where everyone in their autistic cousin becomes a v tuber to milk out this niche until it's bone dry and overused how is this even made in ms paint this looks like an elementary school arts and crafts project that wouldn't even earn us angry i think the funniest part is the fact she thought it was shouldn't that threaten them even less like it's not even on their level right it's just she's just kind of trying and by the way she's giving homage to your this community you care about i mean having more people there should um should be good for your community but i don't know he needs something to be angry about i can't i mean it looks i'm always trying to looking for things to get angry about seems that he's overreacting though you could tell he's reading a script as much necessary in the first place like people wanted this the reason real v tubers are successful is because they have really coupled with entertaining personalities like what is she gonna do as a v tuber anyways eat a bowl of cereal while she watches youtube videos in her new avatar and i know some of you that's a leafy joke by the way saying all she does is um she streamed for seven hours like oh my god reb take it easy you don't want to harass the supreme karen and face her wrath just to clarify i'm not making fun of pokeman the person i'm just taking a piss of this god-awful v tuber abomination of a persona they are two different people and that's what she's going for right i don't know final point here when she was out here trying to take away sponsorships from creators because they made valid critiques of her whatever i saw a lot of people in the comments so in this video saying like um there was no need to trash the artist who made her right her costume i don't see one anyway i just i was just fascinated by how angry he was the fact that he just made a youtuber i don't know so here i am fodder for the war baby i hope somebody jizz in my mouth cheese i'm ready for it daddy shoot her right here and i got news for you that means you're gay oh [ __ ] well [ __ ] it um daddy daddy i'm just seeing what i can do anyway uh pewdiepie just made a v tuber for gags and got [ __ ] on majorly from the v tuber community now i don't know if this was representative of the whole community because again i'm not super in tune but there are some people clearly who are very upset about this pewdiepie had a pretty good response here you say pretty funny i thought response i also saw i got cancelled recently because uh v tubers were mad about me using a face uh i don't know what to call it like an anime filter which is amazing my special favorite comment was the ones complaining that it was an ugly anime i might make a video like it's so funny but i like this thing people go through the extra mile of hiding their appearance online so they can cr criticize other people's fake appearances online they're like wow yeah it is pretty ironic i i have to agree you know funnily enough his one looks so funny but in all the preset avatars there's one that looks just like him someone made it pewdiepie avatar he could have used no it was like an official release for the software oh really yeah no it's like a pewdiepie dlc for this program you think he got a cut of that i assume so i mean it was brand new pewdiepie and everybody oh someone is beautiful look at a b so you think you think pewdiepie got a cut of that i mean he's i think he's getting ripped off if he didn't because then logo and everything but here's the thing this was released in 2015. oh my goodness i'm so late for this game right but the point being is like people like getting mad at him about it it sounds like he was ahead of the curve he's a pioneer dude let's see how you emote ab let's see i don't know why it's literally not working it just froze on me it was working i see him moving anyway pretty interesting stuff um how is everybody feeling so we i guess we have code is there anything else we want to discuss before we throw it to code mikko she's going to have all the good deets so um i say we just throw it to her wait let me put on my producer cam here let's throw it to code miku you have any last do you have any dan has been fantastic you have any last pitches for us uh ab or i mean ian for pizza for pizza well i think the meat lover's special is pretty good okay all right i'm not buying any dominoes from you freak look at our eyes did get pewdiepie to work though pewdiepie what do you got to say give us a brofist how's the camera brush oh i can't show my hands so yeah give us a pewdiepie remember he used to do that you know what's crazy i've been watching pewdiepie's channel just checking in on him dude how is it that minecraft became like what all the youtubers are doing now like holy [ __ ] how is that game so prolific that pewdiepie is still playing minecraft that blows my mind it blows my boobs away let me see those titties one more time oh my god oh whoa whoa whoa hey guys blast some cheese in my mouth [Music] all right let's first throw it to um producer girl said this is horrific that uh uh uh domino's girl's horrified and i don't know what zack's doing i got my nose girl zach zach you're just kind of shitty like it looks the coolest but i'm not on a mac i'm on a pc because it's not compatible with what your thing looks like yeah what does that mean oh you blame it you're blaming it on the pc i'm joker brand what do you want oh my god exactly we have we need more answers from you than that no i'm not saying i'm not saying it's your fault i'm just saying that avatar there's not much emotion emoting scaring oh no wow jesus that's freaky all right well let's throw it to code mikko who's obviously way more interesting than we are that's right and more knowledgeable and has way more to say about this so i look forward to uh talking her so let's get her on the phone okay with us today is code miko a very popular v tuber on twitch who's back this friday right uh yeah yeah back on friday this friday at 4pm that's exciting yeah i'm really excited so how did you get into um v tubing um how did i get into v tubing well i first started it my channel in like march like end of march and april and um i've been doing it of 20 of last year and i've been doing it since then um a little bit of my background is that i actually worked in like live animation before and i was doing like research and developing for um for live animation to for like trade for to make like traditional animation studios um be more productive um and that's kind of where i got my skill set so are you affiliated with any of these big v tuber networks are you totally independent i'm pretty solo that's great that's pretty impressive because by the way something that's unique about you too is that you show your face oh yeah right i mean that's pretty unusual for v tubers to have they're to show their real the real persona yeah for sure um yeah i chose to show my face because um i thought when they [ __ ] it i mean like are we allowed to curse in here you could say whatever that okay okay okay um i was like you know i i kind of wanted to show how i did my things because i thought it was cool to share yeah and i was worried about like oh what if they like ruins immersion and stuff but honestly i think it helps people to know that there is a real person that's behind the character and not a you know because i would get these comments that i'm a 40 year old man and there's nothing wrong with that you know there's nothing wrong with being a 40 year old man doing b tubing right but i would get a lot of those comments and i guess i i wanted to show like no i'm i'm like i'm just a girl you know doing dev stuff that's interesting you know i was wondering because i saw we have our little v tubes that we're doing here and ian one of our cast members is looking like he's like he's like a really kawaii cute little anime girl and like the titties balance when he moves his head and stuff and i'm like if we get you a voice changer a convincing voice changer on twitch you could probably have a career do you think there's people that do that oh yeah oh wow yeah 100 there's there's definitely guys that um well there's guys who identify with their female youtuber avatar right so right there's guys who do that and there are there is like there are guys who specifically you know do uh choose to be a female for the reason of just economy yeah they they um they think it will bring them uh viewers and yeah that's great wow what a gig you know i was so i was wondering if there's really that convincing voice changers where people wouldn't suspect but i i don't think so yeah although if there are we don't know yeah that's true we wouldn't know yeah i mean for the longest time people thought i was a 40 year old man that's so funny well i think it's really cool that you showed that no well yeah i mean actually just a girl doing her thing well your tech setup is super impressive i don't know if you i have a i can show a video of you because like you have the a lot of people just have the face emote emoting but you have a full suit with tracking the hands and the legs and everything is that something you buy as is or did you make that oh okay so this so i didn't make the suit from scratch that'd be so cool i'd be like iron man but no so i got the suit the suit is um from accents and um it's the best inertia based suit in the market um that basically means that you don't need like a hundred thousand dollars worth of setup with all your cameras and all that stuff all you need is a suit and um yeah let's do and then i've got uh new gloves now new finger tracking gloves um yeah yeah i love that stuff it's crazy but this one's charging right now so you charge all the little pieces of the suit or just the gloves um i have to charge my accents as well but this is the gloves they only come in one size oh it's like super big on you yeah it's super big on me but it's it's so it's fitted for my accent so so yeah and um uh the main engine i use to build all my stuff is unreal and i don't know have you guys heard of unreal engine yes so um basically i developed all of my live animation stuff it's called like virtual production and i develop everything inside my world and um i integrate it with like twitch live uh chat so that they can like influence mikko's world and stuff like that that's so cool thank you so when you do you play video games like how do you play video games with those gloves on oh i don't play much video games anymore because i haven't played video games since like for a long time because uh i i do love playing video games but i still have the time to this this whole setup takes like all of my time because um not only do you have to plan for your content but also you yourself is making the content um so you have to constantly kind of fix things or engineer more things so that people don't get bored um yeah so it's i don't have much time to play video games but i would like niko to like play some games although she's i'm terrible at video games um there's some we have a meme going on that she's really good but she's actually terrible terrible at video games so how do you differentiate your guys's personality like when you be when you become mikko oh my god i feel like because i'm an avatar i can just show like the really crazy side of myself and i have a lot of fun with that um like i'm pretty old so like me as myself is kind of really subdued but like i meet with mikko i can just be as crazy as i want um what do you mean by all yeah what do you mean by old oh i i'm i'm 30. i'm old as [ __ ] we're older than you i'm 35 dude oh you guys look really good oh stop everybody tells me [Laughter] the internet's so [ __ ] up that you think that you get all the weird things lately i started to feel like that like oh my god i'm seeing some wrinkles and i'm like jeez yeah you'll see that wrinkle so all the streamers i talked to an interview i'm always surprised because they've been on the platform for like 10 years right or like you know six seven and i always ask them like how old they are and the oldest is 25 and the 25 year olds are always like oh my god i'm so old like i should be like the minecraft kids all like under 20. yeah i mean i yeah i relate i've been like that my whole career because we started kind of late i didn't even start making youtube videos until i was like 27. so i'm old as [ __ ] so what do you make of uh people are very protective of the v tube community people like pokey and pewdiepie got a i don't know a lot of back i don't know what a lot is but people they got some backlash why are people so protective of this v tuber this idea of what a v tuber is and who can be a youtuber i don't know really i don't know i can't relate to you oh really because um i don't know ever because every human being is born as a human being so like i don't understand how you could be protective of it i don't know that that mentality never really um i never understood i think maybe it's because i come from a tech side um and maybe they come more from like a cultural anime side but you are you accepted in the v tuber community it seems like you're pretty you're um i know i do have a few youtuber friends um i think i'm kind of just uh i can't i think i'm i don't really think about whether i'm accepted or i just never thought about i think that i think i am um yeah i just i just i don't i just do whatever um [Music] because i don't i i think i made a post of like a year ago well not a year ago like six months ago saying like i don't fully identify as a youtuber um because of like because i feel like youtubers have like a certain type of culture and certain type of look and i felt like i didn't really fit into that um but someone made a point that v tubing is just being virtual and just you know youtubing or or just tubing as a virtual character um so i was like oh i'm like chase and i guess i do identify as a youtuber um but yeah i think they have a very like anime central culture that i i joke and say that i'm i watch a lot of anime i actually don't the only anime i've like watched this death note i read the manga but that that make that gives me credit i feel like i can relate to just not really feeling comfortable with a specific title like i i get that feeling a lot when i don't really know like what i feel like i fit in as yeah i think the sometimes i just don't like that whole conversation it's just like you know it's just it's what it is i don't know yeah you just kind of it sounds like you just have your hands in a lot of different things because you come from the tech world so yeah also like the tech and the talent right i think she's playing it down though she's a revolutionary and the v2 world you've got i mean come on look at that don't be modest i really don't i think i i think i just came in at the right time you know so who do you get more donations as yourself or as you get more donations when when uh when mikko is on well okay wait wait wait wait wait i get more donations as myself but i get more uh bids subs like in total like my income is a lot larger when i'm we go because um the way i set up mikko is initially because now's a little bit less but i'm gonna go back to it being that um but i i initially set up set her up as like a live arcade so um people could throw 25 bids and make something happen yeah and um doing that making designing my twitch stream like that actually helped me um afford everything as i was going because with how much everything costs um you wouldn't be able to continue the project as a 200 viewer streamer um considering like two traditionally 200 viewers at 200 viewers you don't make enough to have it be a full-time job right and then for me it was like i had to have it be enough for me to pay my bills and pay my equipment and you know pay for anything else that i needed for the project right um so i when i did this arcade uh type of thing where you know people would throw bits and things would happen and they would also get content out of it i was able to you know sustain myself at a much smaller viewership and so i thought i guess i got really really lucky and like just uh for some reason just blew up and like like really fast well i think the way you did it is just so like so unusual and it's just kind of shocking like to see it done so well like when you first started you would just sit there without moving and then when someone donated you would animate yourself oh um well one of the one of the things that they like to do is um to nuke migo so um they'll throw a bomb and kill me though in a in a video game cartoon way and things like that where they can directly affect her and her animation and her and her environment um people just really like doing it i noticed that viewers really love annoying streamers he finds so much joy in that and so i just basically made a lot of like things where they can you know make her annoyed and um yeah that was that was mostly it just did you need to put in an initial investment to get started like oh my god only yes yeah i i spent when i first started um because i got laid off from work our entire team got laid off from work because of budget issues and um i basically i was really interested in doing live animation with twitch because twitch is a streaming platform right and so i thought it'd be perfect for that and also i was like i i was a game designer hobbyist meaning i like to play i like i like to make games in my spare time with unreal engines so um i thought to kind of cross all that and create niko but to do that i basically had to spend like um 20 i was like 20 000 in debt wow that was the initial startup cost yeah yeah and then and then like this apartment i specifically i specifically got for my job um to be really close to it uh but when i lost my job it was like i had a one-year lease and yeah la la is not right no um yeah so um i was like paying a lot of bills i was like in twenty thousand dollars of debt um the first month of streaming on twitch i think i made like three bucks um so it was like i struggled a lot for like three months yeah but that was kind of a gamble it sounds like interesting yeah it was really stressful because um you know you you know yourself that twitch is really really hard to break through um i actually got lucky in my like second or third stream where i got hosted and then like my one of my clips got onto lsf and so i was able to get like my first 50 viewers and like quickly get up to like a hundred viewers um wow that was exciting yeah yeah yeah it was really exciting and i could see like oh it working but um oh you were online what happened on live stream fails what clip was on there it was literally it was just it was just me walking like nothing nothing happened i think people are just right did nothing happen or was it just intriguing this avatar yeah it was just i was just walking and that clip just got a lot of views you have that clip baby can you pull it up yeah let me check one of these guys we'll pull it up we have we have a discord over there really wait do they know which clip it is they'll figure it out oh wow a lot of speculation about how much your setup cost with your suit and everything you're doing now like what would you say is your investment now on all your gear and everything if i discount everything yes um okay wait can i get i'm gonna get a calculator yeah i like it let's get one more thing yep get it all in there wait like how much i guess hmm i feel like i could guess really high or really low are we talking about like now everything including right now everything all in oh my god yeah i want to know everything because look you ever it takes a lot to do what you do and i want to know you know how much you're going to be yeah okay okay yeah go get it all the way i mean i have a number in my head can i guess wait i think i'm gonna get a discount on something so no i'm not gonna add that in there oh you're getting you're you can ignore the discount let's go really i mean how much of a discount are you getting okay well all right i'm just gonna say that i think that's a very safe number i think it's a little bit should we guess a little bit yeah you guys can guess because i'm afraid okay let me see because you said you spent 20 000 just to get started right yeah and you've come a long way since then right yeah in terms of your gear and stuff yeah i was gonna i was thinking a hundred thousand i was like i thought you were gonna you were you're in like 50 000. uh hey that's actually really close yeah it's like 52 000. wow wow that's an expensive that's a big investment yeah that's kind of interesting because it kind of it's almost like a it's not something everyone can do um well they have a credit card right there i guess although maybe and a really good credit score um there you go that's a good point a lot of it is like the thing like a lot of like almost everything i make on stream i put it back to my stream yeah so um once i started go get it like going i was able to kind of redirect my funds but to get started honestly i to just get started i would say like around 20 grand that's amazing that's a lot that's really cool that you had the foresight to do that though for my setup though you can get it way cheaper um so let me ask you this i know that there's a lot of creepy dudes and people who get really obsessed with youtubers have you had any weird obsessed fans in your career no wow weird yeah i've gotten some weird messages here and there but i mean i'm really in my own little world right because i i stream and then i work on my stream so even if they tried like what are they like it sounds like nothing in here i just i saw some really funny donations that we pulled up from other youtubers like ah just messages of like a wild hold on we got a clip from love's live stream fail can she see this dan i don't think so if i take it full screen i think she will be able to see it yeah this is something from live stream phil ah hard is you see that stream in devon yeah i see it i see it is this really old or is this it this isn't it is it oh no no this is not it this is really interesting though let me watch this right when it comes to like an organic um innovative type of stream oh her mouth is amazing yeah so i didn't have her i didn't have her face cooked up on this one got it here's one that we saw here's one we found i don't know which streamer this was on but i have grown really attached to you which means i think about your well-being every day and take every burden you have on myself with the hope you feel better wish i could do more but can't and that breaks me every day promise one day i would do more than donate i was like oh boy i have one person like like threaten me i mean but i don't really i did i do get these but i feel like i just they're just kind of me they're not necessarily that serious yeah it's like it doesn't it like just kind of goes away from my mind do you get stuff like can we see your feet like what is what are people into yeah the people love their feet for some reason that's awesome yeah we're very curious about defeat do you know you know if mikko has a wiki feet i have a i have a clip of me deliberately showing mikko's feet yeah i can show that to you guys yeah let's see i'm ready dude this one is the first this one is like the the the clip that got me my first initial viewers oh great can oh you got it ian just sent it to me great there's a pop-up do you see that i got it from ian so here it is i'm gonna watch this so no nate wait oh this is the feet clip oh that that one is the feet clip let's watch the feet okay hold on now and you have to go to like this this it starts slow so oh i'm patient for feet okay what do you think i don't have feet or something no that's that's a ploy they just want to see your toes she dances and cooks yeah i can dance and cook and hi winfrey how are you doing she'll fee sophie dude that must have blown their minds though yeah yeah because they're like that's the genius of what you do nobody could ever lift their boot and be like i have feet and legs oh my god and it's perfect too like the motion yeah yeah oh but where's toes show toes not boots show toes she has smoke she can't why they're so weird there you could show it here on this show i don't know to be honest i've heard so many different things that's so weird i mean it's just faith i guess they're just they so does does mikko have toes she does she has toes so what how complete is her anatomy she's fully uh she's full she has nipples she used to what happened to her nipples there was a bug where when she was switch outfits or sometimes when so she's got morphs meaning there's um things that can shift her body and like make her larger or make her you know muscular um so there was a bug where sometimes if someone threw like if someone i don't i can't figure out exactly what caused it it could be a level change it could be someone triggering something in chat um it could be a bunch of things but there was a bug where her skin inside would pop out clothes yeah yeah and and they were and okay so when you make a like a body right a human character body and when you texture it um you get you don't really think like oh let's photoshop out the nipples because you just get like the reference photos right in you and you put it you paint it in you do your thing um and you make it as realistic as possible right um but you don't really think like oh photoshop with nipples i just thought like no one's gonna see them so who cares right um but yeah the they they you know you can see how that could so that you end up did you end up showing nipples on twitch by a bug or you were just afraid of it happening i can't say oh i can't see it what about the genitals are those fully no no no no no no no just curious is there like a butthole or is that just uh usually when you like model it a body you don't there's no that area you don't really map out that right you know okay just curious just asking questions that's where all the seams go yeah got it so you could show her feet if it wasn't for twitch oh yeah yeah yeah i can i can show she's got a full body underneath her clothes um there's some things i'm doing now to like because i'm scared of uh they're they're not they don't [ __ ] around no no i think i think i found it is this it is this the clip that blew up in uh that's my initial one that gave me my first this is your first clip ever yeah it's just me walking oh wow your model's come a long way in terms of yeah yeah but i still see how impressive it is look at this wow that's awesome yeah this must have i mean this must have blown people's minds [Music] it didn't appear yeah yeah dude that looks amazing yeah it's just me walking yeah but it's so freaking it's cool it's so crazy it's gone a long way for sure wow so this is this is the clip huh yeah that's really fun actually that got me my initial view i gotta say it's really impressive seems really fun for someone who's shy to be able to just kind of like have this uh persona oh i oh because i'm shy like do you think i'm shy oh well that's what you said i think is reflected i'm also kind of like referring to myself like i'm shy so i'm thinking like it seems like i would enjoy doing it because you don't actually you know yeah it's not your real body it kind of yeah liberating you can kind of go crazy i mean when i so i have another character in which i'm me and i call her the technician um and when i'm doing technician i'm also playing a character so what is this i play it up as technician as well it's fun what is this you show off your apartment it's like a full on like 3d oh yeah so one of the things that uh one of her features is that she is a game character um so her story is that she's a failed game character so that's why she's trying to make it on twitch um so because of that she can go into like certain game modes like being a third person rpg uh please like walk through so that's kind of what you see there jesus yeah that's amazing okay so this must have blown people's minds too yeah you are on the next you are really something i mean this is incredible you you are unbelievable so this is just my adhd making but um because it's kind of like a decrease oh this is sick so you were working on this whole 3d world just ready just waiting for this to show up your apartment um um i'm sorry this show opened my phone before sorry i think the audi the double audio let me just watch this clip okay it's got scary music i could basically go back to my mogak form like this see that i'm making the kings a little bit better but so you were you were working on this whole kind of 3d world in secret just waiting for someone to ask you to show off your apartment yes dude this is insane you are so thoughtful i cannot believe this what was the reaction when you felt that talented huh what was their reaction when you showed your apartment off like that oh people were people were talking yeah they thought it was really really cool and yeah it's awesome to think that people think what i'm making is cool um i i just i yeah i mean i'm just kind of like i don't know what the big deal is because i think anybody can do it well clearly there's a lot of people that can create a 3d world but it's the way you've done it where you're like oh yeah i can show you my apartment like it's just mind-blowing that like you did that and thank you guys so i'm assuming you're working on some other crazy [ __ ] in her world yeah i'm so excited oh my god i think um one of one of the things i really enjoy for myself is like creating games like i'm not the best developer i'm a terrible engineer honestly i think but um but i just like to make things even if it's like even if it turns out really buggy or bad it's just kind of fun to experiment with stuff um but so currently i'm kind of experimenting with different types of games that amigo can have on our stream and um when i come back i'm going to try out like my first game show with multiple streamers and that's gonna be really fun but one of the big one of the biggest things i've been working on for a while now um is like a miko rpg world where yeah where she takes her chat on an adventure and we go out to defeat bosses and all the bosses will be like big streamers like um like casual navi or like miss kim and they'll have like their special attacks and there are special moves and things yeah and they'll be like niko and chat working together to defeat yeah thank you so much yeah yeah i'm not looking okay wait i can't go off the rails you can keep talking i'm interested um no no no i can't because because okay if it's a surprise so here's the thing when can we get an only fans for mikko so we can see her toes oh my god i'm kind of like i love debating and joking around with with my audience so i was like thinking maybe i should just make like only fans but just pictures of fans you know the stakes i mean i don't think it's against the rules but i think people want to see the toes i'm just saying mikko's toes are kind of gross to be honest they're textured really bad right now well i'm very glad to have talked to you i mean your whole journey your whole story everything you're doing is fascinating and i'm very happy to announce to all of our viewers that you'll be back on twitch this friday you can find her code miko you are on like a month let's say a month uh hiatus yes around the month yeah like three weeks three weeks two weeks brutal yeah but you're back on friday yeah i'm back on friday and i'm actually it was like a blessing in disguise because i got to like form a team and because before i was doing everything pretty much by myself and um it was a lot but i spent like my three weeks getting like um devs modelers animators yes so i can just so i can push the content further and i could just focus on um my youtube or my streaming and is that is that a huge hit to your revenue to be gone for three weeks that's a long time in the world of streaming right oh my gosh it's brutal it wasn't just that it was yeah it it was a major was it how how was your mental health during that time when you got like a three gone for three weeks um well i just honestly i was fine because i i just you know thought about like the silver lining positive stuff about it and i i wanted to take a break so that i can make more stuff because the whole december and a lot of january um because i blew up so fast or i grew so fast i didn't have time to like because before what i would do is i would this was my schedule it was kind of maddening but um i would um i would go to sleep at 9 00 p.m wake up at 2 am dev until 12 p.m stream at stream at 12 30 uh end my stream eat and you and then it would it would be like that but now that's crazy yeah and then when i grew it's like i had all these other things that i had to worry about yeah um my youtube my socials are not more important um youtube is super important now yeah um and then it's like what's your youtube just called mikko yeah it's called migo yeah well you guys know what to do let me go to your youtube is it just clips from twitch it's just it's edited interviews on my twitch channel and um yes pretty much all of it is just my twitch content at the moment i want to do more like youtube like just for youtube content and one of the ideas that i think would be hilarious to make a video for is i want to figure out how to mocap my cat to mocap my cat oh wow oh that'd be crazy i can't i want to make a motion cap got it that'd be fun i'll make like a youtube video of me mo capping my cat that would definitely blow people's minds you need help though yeah you definitely need help yeah you can't that's yeah you need sleep come on especially when you're all especially when you're as old as me and you yeah but good news though is because of my three weeks i was able to get a team i'm glad that's awesome well not now because i'm not sleeping because of my return stream because i have so much to do for that but is it going to be that schedule again 12 p.m huh two ways to wake up are you gonna continue that schedule it's that's not you that's not sustainable is worried about you yeah no because i noticed that i would get too tired when i'm swimming so now it's more like i wake up you know i do my morning thing i stream i well this is my ideal schedule i stream and then i will work on my things and then relax great sleep that's my ideal schedule yeah that sounds normal yeah well anyway me uh code miko on friday everybody tune in thank you so much for coming and sharing your story with us it was really great and really nice to to hear from you yeah thank you for joining us thank you guys you guys were lovely all right uh good luck on friday i'm going to be there i'll be watching i'll be asking for feet uh for tokyo be donating you'll notice all right i'll look out for you yeah okay all right all right talk to you bye bye code miko is amazing by the way i am the cute little anime girl now and ela's the burger so she's like the coolest person ever um that whole apartment tour is blew my freaking mind right you just love being the burger you can't get over it i think she's awesome i hope you guys go watch her i'm going to watch her on friday get some feed picks or whatever i can you know hey whoa he was on my titties so let's see if i can bounce my titties better than ela yeah look how good i'm at bouncing oh you're just moving your head yeah this side interesting anyway that's the show anyone else have anything to say as we ended up [ __ ] drunk look at this guy say what are we looking at pewdiepie pewdiepie had a stroke somebody called the police pewdiepie what the heck is going on pewdiepie yeah why are you having a stroke sounds like you've lost uh some circulation there when the eyes go in the black and it looks like an eye oh my god this is such okay let's wrap it up because this is just i'm trying to make my titties mouse people don't even know what i'm doing because they can't see me because he's my character all right everybody get this is your shot all right is there anything else anyone anything nope that's it that's it all right thank you everybody i hope you enjoyed the show we will see you on friday for a after dark experience all right uh the thank you food picks please [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 957,153

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, codemiko, code miko, vtuber

Id: 4LbemPA5lEo

Length: 115min 7sec (6907 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 04 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/LaPuissanceDuYaourt]

That lone Joker laugh soundbyte is somehow still cracking me up.

[u/chuffdarter]

Oh my god Burger Ethan rules. The french fry eyebrows following his perfectly has me losing it.

[u/FATstronaut5]

Ian is the true Joker brain

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I'd like to hear Hila and Ethan redub the Office Deep fake, to make it complete

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Are you really a fan if you arent on the H3 ovulation cycle?

[u/King_Slowpoke]

This episode was such a fever dream with the avatars, the podcast is really having a high streak lately!

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Horny on main Cheeseburger Ethan is something I didn’t know I need until this. Lmfao

[u/llama20]

Dan’s avatar fit him perfectly lol. Great episode!

[u/p1s1n03]

I think Charlie genuinely thought people were “there for her” because of her backlash about travelling during Covid. She really thinks she shouldn’t have received backlash for it and that everyone would support her.