We're Not Done With James Charles - H3 Podcast # 242

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about the quartering i'm glad he admitted though because there was there was some dispute about it so i would like to just please tell everyone to please leave the quartering on twitter at the quartering on twitter alone about peeing in the basement my wife went out for pizza without me yeah and so i get it it's just it's upsetting i g there's no telling what i would do if my wife went out to movies without me i'd pee all over the [ __ ] house in my basement i mean he's the saint bikers aaron i'd be all over the [ __ ] place so anyway jeremy i'm sorry but thank you for coming clean and that's about it thank you thank you thank you peace and love now guys on to the main scoop here ah james charles oh no um this james charles story is like he apologized he admitted to sexting two minors but there's so much more and there's so much more coming out and even when you go to his apology video which i'll pull up right now there are he has way too many people still supporting him and liking his video hi sisters james charles here and welcome back he's more he's just a predator i mean pedophile he's not trying to [ __ ] like eight-year-olds right yeah i think predator is a more accurate description than pedophile it's got a significant more dislikes that's interesting but he says 260 000 people are like oh i forgot to play that hold on let me play this what [Music] yeah yeah that's what he says every time he gets a new picture in the dms wow so you know he's still working with his biggest partner morphy who has refused to even make comment on the situation and there's still banners on their website dedicated to the greatness of james charles so he doesn't seem at risk of of being cancelled but what we have in our midst here as i've i've um as i've you know pressed before is a legitimate bona fide proven predator okay yeah that's the uh the special sexy crimes unit right good calls out you know since he let me let me let me put this let me put this in context okay 16 boys have made allegations against james i mean he's almost hitting bill cosby numbers at this point bill cosby was hitting what like 5 50. i mean that's over like his whole bill cosby is like 80. i mean james is like how he's in his 20s and he's already hit baton 16. i mean this guy's racking like major league numbers wait for this though 10 of the 16 are miners home run baby major league numbers dude you know crazy uh it's gross oh yeah and there's also allegations of him like her sexually harassing fans and stuff i feel like we can't it's too much criminality here to just sit aside let it slide and be like okay he made the thing we made the videos about him he made the apology i don't think that we should just let this slide without addressing the the uh torrent of allegations that keep accumulating while he's still being accepted by the majority of people on the on the platform i can't do it i'm desperate right he is desperate did you forget about that defense yeah maybe i'll cancel this video you know since he made his apology video on april 1st eight new accusers five of which were miners came out this is the special sv svo this is i believe all of the law and orders use that sound actually but that the svu would be appropriate for james this is the svu there's going to be an episode of james charles svu i'm certain of it oh you're probably right because they they base all of their stuff off of real events bro i guarantee it i can't wait for that oh that'll be good so i want to go over each one of these but before i do i want to give a shout out to my boy d'angelo walls who always always has a good take on things you know d'angelo made that like uh the moment shane dawson's career ended that was like kind of a big deal has like 20 million views but you guys probably all know d'angelo anyway he said this about james charles if he was going to make a video on him or not so imagine imagine just go through this exercise with me for a second and y'all might understand why i'm not making a video about this imagine you have a 14 year old brother or a brother younger than you maybe you're 14 maybe you have a 12 year old brother okay right a random random 21 year old man has been exchanging pornography with your kid brother gets caught for this online and then goes online claims that he didn't understand what he was doing claims he didn't know his age claims that he's a bit of a victim because he was just desperate and has trouble dating and gets 125 000 likes and gets to continue posting and everyone's just going to move on because he quote unquote addressed it as extreme as that is that is what happened there's no difference between the words i just said and what we just watched and that is why i am just like i've legitimately had it like i cannot continue making like 45 minute videos where i just take every single thing we talk about what led up to this because this is just getting to be so much more extreme than like randomly internet things i disagree with a little bit but i think are funny there's no growth from any normal person to gain from this there's no benefit to hearing or learning about this it's just disgusting and all of these people need to just legitimately have their platforms removed i am okay with the platforming if the platform is used to harm children you heard it here first folks i set the d word and i think i legitimately think like any person is probably okay with d platforming if the platform is specifically the tool that enables children to be hurt but yeah overall this is just disgusting and it makes i'm gonna be honest with you as well it makes me angry that i have a whole video on my channel with what seven eight million views that kind of kind of makes james charles seem like he's in a positive light again i'm not going to start blaming myself for that because i look anyway yeah it's crazy this this goes beyond normal goofs that we've been dealing with this is this is a predator right here and he's going to continue to make videos and he's going to continue to pray on children and you know at what it makes me wonder you know like take does tik tok at what point have a responsibility or even youtube is it is there some like superior responsibility of these platforms when someone's using it literally to harm children you know i mean i saw instagram recently they um implemented a new policy where if you're over 18 you can't message minors you can't message people under 18 it's kind of interesting so that's good that they're not at least they're doing something about it but tick tock seems to be not only removing criticism of james as bullying but you know tick tock does this really disturbing thing i don't know if you guys have noticed it but when i'm scrolling on my feed they'll show people on my feed that follow me just random followers that has that's not an interesting video or has no business being on my feed they're just trying to get me engaged with my fans i guess and so they'll show me random uh like two follower accounts that follows me and sometimes it's like children it's like it's that [ __ ] is cr have you guys seen that phenomenon yeah yeah that's it's a newer feature in the west it creeps me out i don't like it i hate it and then oh and also it even encouraged you it says follow gives you like a big prompt that says like oh follow this person they're your fan or something and it shows you that they follow similar people right they're like they're not just a fan they're a super fan so it's almost like they've got these tools that would even help enable someone like james what what do what is someone with millions of followers on tick tock need help following fans random fans it's just odd and weird and creepy my for you page and explore page are not dating apps well aren't they anyway it is really sad and depressing and it's like dude i just i really hope someone presses charges it's not funny let's see 16 boys have made accusations 10 of them miners 10 10 minor sextings five have come forward since his apology i've got a highlight of all of them here so here i've got so fourth this kid was 14 a b yeah the very first one before in uh july yeah reported to be 14. what i didn't know he was sexting a 14 year old yo whoa the youngest i heard of was 16. sister oh yo this guy is sexting 14 year olds okay let me pull this one up because i am not familiar with it you know it's funny i think when this kid came out i kind of do remember this everyone was like oh this is just a cloud chaser because this was like the first kid that came out against him and you know everyone's like clown chasing piece of [ __ ] 14 year old ethan claims let's see ethan claims that he was sending and soliciting explicit images on snapchat he says he's tick-tock boy james mentioned what the [ __ ] ethan claims he's tick-tock boy james mentions and what what does his words mean ethan claims he's tick-tock boy james mentions oh he mentioned him no the kid he wanted to fly out are you serious is that what it means he wanted to fly a 14 year old boy out yeah really sad he's implying yeah that was the one that was talked about on impulsive bro i can't do this okay let's listen wow yeah going back now and reviewing this from the beginning is kind of a lot the reason why i'm here today is because ethan didn't feel comfortable oh why are we going so fast he's like sped up filming this alone after numerous threats made to him by james charles all right so about a couple months ago back in march too um it's a little sped up there for you huh yeah those could just get right through it one of my homeboys around james i was live and you're like like joining this like let's just troll them like we're just playing why is it going so fast i don't know is there something wrong with the video or is it just like that he's trying to get into twitter limits is that it he's trying to get in the twitter limit to a minute yeah oh all right let's just listen on double speed the original ones are not on youtube anymore it's been removed i thought it was like yo i got this one i wasn't thinking anything other than i said all right i'm gonna dm him so i deem him and um i guess the next day he responds and he tells me why do you keep texting me i was like what i don't keep texting you like what are you talking about and he just kind of knows this up there because i see like a picture back at me i guess i don't know he finds me attractive or whatever i don't know what i don't know what he was hiding in his brain going on he asked me what my age was and i told him i thought i was 14 years old and he told me i was very young and i said yeah and he said snapchat because i feel more comfortable talking on there and so i said okay let's do it like and i mean bro come on like i that story adds up he goes i'm 14 and james says add me on snapchat nah guys wow sister it's so interesting because this was the first story that everybody dismissed and now coming back to it it lines up with everything that we know he was soliciting a [ __ ] 14 year old chris hanson step the [ __ ] in here that's straight up chris hansen age that's the age that they pretend to be on date on [ __ ] catch a predator i'm chris hanson with dateline nbc 14. that's like prime predator age there ain't no whoop this is what this is what james says when he thinks he's about to snap with a 14 year old yeah yeah yeah and then this is what he says when it's chris hanson when it's chris hanson he goes like no no is that funny or not this is serious matters though it's not joke dan please i like to make love me not knowing anything like i just think that's cool like james charles like 18 17 million followers like once you're out of my snap like not even in the cloud way like i'm saying like that's dope like an influencer like everybody knows who he is pretty much i like that yeah you don't need to explain yourself it's obvious you're like okay this is interesting cool mega celeb wants to talk to me like totally makes sense so i thought i was cool and he just started getting a little too comfortable with me and just pushing it over the limits knowing i was underage and i started talking to him about it he didn't really believe it until he he saw it with his own eyes james charles being so pushy and just making me feel uncomfortable to the max and i honestly like he was like i guess he was trying to get me into thinking i was bisexual he gave whatever he wants to whatever y'all want to call it but he was asking me some news and he kept wanting me to go to la and he kept sending me news and i kept just sending me a picture back i didn't respond just listen to that picture back to me and he would leave it on open and it's not me like a few hours later sending me another picture of his like ass you know i'm just gonna say like it was just it was just it made me feel super uncomfortable and so um yeah like honestly like i'm not making this video to cancel them i'm just trying to help others out there because there's a lot of kids that are my age i think it's awesome that james charles is actually item on snapchat but in reality he's trying to he's trying to make you think that you are something you're not and i don't want to happen to anybody else and to all the parents and everybody watching this video i'm trying to help you out for the future with your kids and to make sure always like stay in touch like ask them like check their phones whatever you want to do y'all cause like there's people like james is the chocolate editor oh i think it is you asked him how long you were when he told you he was 14 years old you still continue to try to force yourself on a minor okay a little kid so my thing is like i don't know i don't think that's cool yo this guy's story is one trillion percent true allegedly but i'm just saying like as this was the first accusation i think a lot of people were like okay dude you know what i mean um i think uh when when was this posted summer of 2020 july 27 2020. so if i recall the the kind of pendulum swing of like hating james charles had swung way back in his favor because that wasn't that long after he had made his kind of like rebuttal to the whole snap yeah tata right which was um one of her accusations was about this kind of stuff and he had kind of you know at the time seemingly shut all that down that's right so people yeah people were in james's corner here right bro i can't believe he was he would actually be hitting on a 14 year old that is so disturbing can you guys please and like why is the fbi not taking his hard drive and phone this kid says he's been sending him dick like literally was sending him pictures of his nude body what is with snapchat snap now snapchat needs to get its [ __ ] together bro snapchat is the sh is the predator's playground wow sister it's not crazy bro i don't even have snapchat i don't even know a race snapchat i'm [ __ ] what is a snapchat even having that do you guys have snapchat i do of course a b does maybe not not like that you're a predator you're just like the social media guy i was gonna say you spend time on snapchat what goes on there other than uh sexual assault um no i haven't as much recently but i used to be on snapchat i used to post a snapchat every day but then after instagram has stories i kind of just post my instagram stories on snapchat sometimes my closer friends from back home on snapchat i see yeah go ahead zach i just i think it's a dumb [ __ ] app yeah it sucks i never understood the concepts of something erasing i always find that so appealing it's like i make a post and then it goes away so i never even engage with it i was like that sounds horrible but then it makes sense james charles is like oh you posted it goes away so i post my dick pic and then all of a sudden the fbi can't find it but it's like meanwhile at snapchat headquarters you know they got receipts can we please sister get a [ __ ] bro please can we get a search warrant for snapchat hard drives imagine the [ __ ] they would find in james charles outgoing snaps they really should i'm having a hard time getting over the fact this kid is 14 like wow holy [ __ ] the next one came out only a month later or no july august two months later a 17 year old september 25th uh tick tock accused james of sliding into his dms and then ghosting him james claims it took dr slitted to his dms no the kid the kid wanted to [ __ ] me your honor let's see i'm gonna look at the minor ones 17 or so let me go in order actually january 25th this is a few months later so now we're in this year 2021. james exposed for allegedly sending unsolicited nudes and trying to pressure straighten into having sexual relations with him that's just like a hobby man that's like what he does in his free time like this is james charles full-time [ __ ] job uh it's gross he's trying to get dick pics from guys like what trying to like what bruh i'd like to see the time you know there's like a chart and time spent on your phone on like social media you guys got a full-time [ __ ] job trying to get little pictures of kids of kids penises peace and love of course jared fogle that is so true that's fine just bleep it'll be funny shout out to uh are we rolling or no yeah i just hear you typing like so loud because i'm i'm having to put a bunch of notes because half of what you're saying i'm gonna have to edit out thanks dan all right um shout out to jared fogle by the way i have a feeling they would have a lot to talk about over a few sandwiches let's go back in order so this is when he really ramps it up right so that was january february the next month he's found hitting on a 17 year old boy james was accused by a second underage boy of allegedly having inappropriate interactions um this all comes from deaf noodles by the way who's done a great job of like are the archiving all this legend having inappropriate interaction well the 17 year old said nothing sexual happened he lies james continued to flirt with him after he told him he was 17. we all we all know after this point is true hey i introduced myself and said i was 17 in a photo he continued to flirt and said he thought i was a catfish mm-hmm what was on the agenda tonight yeah we know it was on the agenda uh next up march 10 the next month there's only a couple weeks later you know the people who come forward is probably a small percentage of the amount of people he's actually talking to right so two weeks later 16 year old boy comes forward accusing james of allegedly sending him nudes you can only imagine how much is actually going on behind the scenes um this poor kid's tick tock got erased that's what i'm saying with tick tock like um was this this was actually the one i think that like was the big story that happened recently right or was that later um i believe it was a little later okay yeah so 16 year old james charles trying to uh ex uh let's see this guy says he should be in jail i agree people accuse me of lying that's why the cops are looking into their computer system okay whatever is there any receipts from this one uh maybe other than that this guy's just saying it happened um a lot of this guy's receipts were wiped and they were wiped from death noodles account as well like yeah like twitter i believe gave death noodles a band i believe was on this one oh okay so like this is like this weird paradox like i noticed the 14 year old kids video got removed and someone's got to figure this out because they go oh it's change it's child endangerment we have to remove it but like how are these kids supposed to [ __ ] talk about the fact that there's this predator who's using their platforms to target kids it doesn't make any sense i'm not physically attracted to older guys you know what i mean it's it's so stupid sometimes these [ __ ] platforms like like look at this the 14 year old kid we we watched the first one his enough feeling this video was removed for violating terms or this terms of service like i'm sorry what what terms of service exactly do you violate you didn't even describe anything this is important [ __ ] that should be out there in the [ __ ] world and youtube is like protecting james charles tick tock on the other should be they should be investigated bro they're like enabling him it's weird the next one has a lot of receipts marks um let's see in february another one the next day the next day james allegedly pressured a fan to send him explicit photos this one was not underage but like this alone is a scandal right just pressuring your fans [ __ ] as you can see conversation this all happened during the whole tacky scandal um i actually reached out to him because i felt bad for him as you can see he asked me for my snap right here anyways let me get that snapchat buddy about to get assaulted everybody watching this do not add celebrities on chat snapchat i promise you bad things are about to happen to you does anything good happen on snapchat no i don't think so we have a family chat it's nice oh you do yeah pictures and videos of my nieces but that's pretty much it oh good things happen on snapchat mm-hmm don't add james charles without family chat we'll get weird real quick as you can see right here at this point he messaged me right away as you can see so as you guys can see uh we did develop a streak i know three isn't a lot but it does show to prove that we were snapchatting each other back and forth for a bit and at this time we were actually on really good terms i did not think he was gonna do anything stupid so anyways we started talking again at three in the morning and we were snapping each other i sent him a shirtless picture and it was literally just me working out at home if you know me i literally post that [ __ ] on my story all the time it's quite obvious that he was pressuring me to sending him photos after doing what he said he questioned my confidence alright so as you guys can see um he's questioning my confidence because i didn't want to send him a specific explicit photo and i just find that very disgusting like who does that person yeah one thing we've noticed time and time again because there's an apology video he goes i'm just the truth is i'm just desperate but what you actually see in all these receipts over and over again is a very um determined uh pushy character who will demean you and insult you and and and and do whatever they can to get what he wants out of you right this is not this is not a play to find a relationship he's being pushy he wants the photos he's me i was being reckless he's manipulating him you know what i mean this is not about relationships over here i was telling him i was tired that it was late but he didn't seem to care so obviously me being me i didn't want to lose the opportunity to talk to him so i continued to do what he said anyways i was getting really tired because it was super late it was almost four o'clock am and when i told him i want to sleep he started to make me feel bad he even asked me a video call and i said i didn't want he still proceeded to call my phone at this point i got very very anxious and as you can see i'm literally shaking in this video because i was so scared i didn't want to do it so i chose not to i told him i didn't want to video call him because i was scared my parents would walk in he told me to go to the bathroom this is what he said then he gave me attitude and he removed me off snapchat as you can see what pissed me off the most is how he questioned my confidence i'm gonna be posting part three i'm running out of time yeah that's his mo dude he calls these guys out he makes them feel horrible and then when either he gets what he wants from them or he doesn't get what they want from them whenever the interaction's over he blocks them does that sound like someone who's desperate and looking for love like he says in his apology i really thought i met 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nice body do you shave your body i'm just laying here bored and horny hahahahaha can i get a whomp bomb for that one can i get a chris hanson sit right over here please for that one no don't you take a seat right over there he says it would literally take you 30 seconds to send a pic like this yeah but that he's already implying that the kids already resisted right he's like dude it would only take you 30 seconds god stuff to ban you did you bring condoms um just take a pic dumbass he looks kind of crazy it's that's that like that's that like that cute predator [ __ ] going on there yeah you can't be like q and a predator at the same time you know what i mean you gotta pick your lane he's a little spooked just take a pic dumbass how old were you again 16 that's fine i flirted with much younger okay got it you give off big dick energy low bro you're such a creep come pick me up for some road head bro stop right now holy [ __ ] literally perfect i [ __ ] up and then all of a sudden so what's the duke nukem sound bite have to do with anything i don't i think it's a tick tock trend sound yeah it is i thought he yeah but yeah but it's gotta have some context that's because dave and buster's well dave and buster's is specifically for like adults i don't know i don't get it i don't know busted james and nuked his career i i figured um he blocked him or something okay here we go one more time let's do it with the audio let's just give it one more go because dan loves it so much damn it i've been banned from dave and busters dude this guy just [ __ ] [ __ ] all over james this guy just exposed james so hard in the time lapse of five seconds with the duke nuka meme on top like holy [ __ ] yeah this is one of the worst ones i've seen wow wow that's a 16 year old not cute not funny people liking james charles morphy morphy which we'll talk about later still working with him no comment from morphe [Music] interestingly um o.j simpson still works with nike no i'm kidding speedy like that though nike sponsoring o.j after like he's in jail or he never went to jail but during the trial just do it oj went to jail oh separately he did go to jail thank you dad for saying the world truly for stealing back his memorabilia or some wild [ __ ] he's so wild dude armed robbery armed robberies showed up uh with a gun and demanded a bunch of uh what in his view with stolen goods stolen from him really it was this man trophy i'm not mistaken something like that i i forget the details anyway it's like sponsoring o.j simpson while he's in prison that's the equivalent of morphe keeping james charles on their roster hey twitterworld just do it what is james charles uh thing he says don't blend don't blend in yes a twitter world hi sisters remember not to blend try not to blend in with the 16 year old boys bro he's good oh god i hope he goes to prison i mean that one's great that one that one's up there with the 14 year old woman that shocked the hell out of me i'm not even gonna lie same day he had another accusation the same [ __ ] day yes march 31st was a big day for james charles this guy all the while still just cruising along making videos everyone's happy james is making him ton of money with those little [ __ ] makeup kits has he made any content or publish any content since his apology video has gone radio silent he's gone radio silent i think right yeah said he was taking a break in the video i mean it hasn't been that long but in this video he's like i'll be back guys i just wanted to say you know put it all out there so we can learn i'll be back in 10 to 15. yeah ten exactly hopefully longer tend to life hopefully he's jails jailmates with matt gates they'll have a lot to talk about okay the same [ __ ] day james charles gets exposed for allegedly soliciting and paying for nudes what he's offering people money now from a fan james allegedly said shut up and send stuff and you'll get money if you take good pics and videos man i don't know to me but that sounds pretty romantic that sounds like a guy who's just desperate for love desperate for [ __ ] i like it peace let's get glam bro what the [ __ ] okay is this gonna be another duke nuka meme why are these videos all so short oh damn i just got a snapchat invite from james charles hi guys yes i did that why are y'all gonna do packages in like the weirdest meme they are making the same [ __ ] face it's like why do they all make the like smug like half smile face it's i don't the fbi would have arrested james charles like [ __ ] years ago if these kids would just make like although at the same time you look at what the 14 year old did and it got removed by youtube you know what i mean like he did it the right way i suppose and youtube is trying to get around the algorithm or something right you have to fool the adults like if you're if you're a grown if you work at the fbi watch this imagine taking any info yes i did that and you would do it too for a change i was an employee and i was going to get employee of the month and nothing period hi guys actually that me makes sense at least all right let's see what this this loving conversation was like he says devin shut up and send stuff and you'll get money if you take good pics and videos you're being rude i'm sorry a no-go wow pretty mature response from him we'd love to see it and then he's saying hello oh here's the receipts hello good only 40 bucks james come on pony up he gave him a hundy 40 50 and what looks like 30 40. bro what the [ __ ] what he's sending money to fans to send news you guys do you understand what we're seeing here and he's flipping him off too he's like doing some daddy dom [ __ ] on him bro i can't do this i know youtube doesn't like it but this deserves all to be exposed in the daylight so it's got to be seen i mean the depth of this is just so disturbing can i get a womp bomb for our monetization can i get a whomp womp womp for our uh age restriction but can i get a yeah yeah for being important thank you sometimes you just gotta do it what's right so since james apology video on april 1st there have been um seven new accusers four of which were minors that's more than 50 that's right here comes the apology video of him saying i'm desperate sisters i was looking for love in all the wrong places i'm actively searching for younger people to be in a relationship with and basically just kind of makes himself the vic you guys all seen it well the next day the very next day april 1st was the day of the apology april 2 new accusation james charles fan exposes james for allegedly harassing him for nudes even after he told james he was straight and not interested james said in a snap you're a huge dick let me see daddy he's 18 so but again remember this even alone is like really creepy daddy daddy please don't go please don't go i love you so i love you so oh please another great meme format that is just way unnecessary here let me mute it there uh last thing you need okay so you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you he sends them all the same pictures with the heart on the eyes and stuff hey you you're a huge dick let me see it daddy all years daddy i want to see more of you daddy chill bro i can't do this that's the day afterwards that's the next day bro daddy this is the bit this is maybe the biggest this is potentially the biggest most heinous um outreaching a scandal in youtube history i don't think we've ever seen anything like this just the gravity the ages the the amount um and the size of the creator involved too i mean i mean james is he's like the bit one of the biggest tick tock accounts in the world one of the biggest on youtube right he's he's so well connected with like all these celebrities the kardashians and [ __ ] one day later the next day a 16 year old comes out against james charles he's got oh this is the oh oh this is the one about the tall yeah we've talked so this was the one we've talked about uh i'm sorry for some reason some of the links are going to the top of the thread rather than the specific this is the one though i think this was a 15 year old one he returns this was the guy who's like six seven or something we talked about on the podcast this was the one that really lit james ass up and also in a weird meme format let's see what it is [Music] there's like so much information that 10 seconds you got to fool the adults though otherwise they'll delete it yeah i've looked at this one anyway 16 you know james tried to say he didn't know his age which was blatantly [ __ ] ridiculously obvious like his age was everywhere all over his profile it's like come on bro it's ridiculous give me a break same day this is crazy bro the same day james star allegedly tried to shoot his shot with an english singer-songwriter alfie templeman who was underage at the time of the shot that he allegedly took so apparently he's famous how could he possibly say he didn't know his age james charles try to shoot a shot with an english singer songwriter who's apparently famous so obviously you knew he was underage at the time he's someone at him wait did james charles try to shoot his shot with you last year yeah it's not much but it is something that is a you you fbi detectives be like yeah bro i swear to god somebody better be investigating this right like somebody has got to be investigating this at this point pretty likely that pretty likely that he's got to have yeah there's got to be an open case on this i know these investigations take a while and they interview a lot of people so it's not like not expecting anything to happen right away but i just pray to god that he is being investigated i'm chris hanson with dateline nbc someone a little more official than that so this by the way which i totally forgot too uh james did a tick tock bachelor in january 2020 um which has not aged gracefully in consideration of everything dan can you on me james here i can't believe i'm making this video right now but i feel like this can't hurt and i don't think it'll turn into a scandal either so i guess here it goes nothing i made one major observation after that i'm going to take a few weeks ago and that is that this app is pretty much a dating app let's be wrong everyone on here no it's not what what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] how is tick tock a dating app it's just the prince it's the it's the praying grounds for you dude dude he straight up just was like hey guys everything in that whole intro hey guys i'm looking for as much young dick as i could possibly find send me your applications and then add me on snapchat i fall into that second group of people surprise surprise in 2020 however i'm trying to change that okay i'm trying to put myself out there a little bit more and i want to get wiped up so i want to play tick tock bachelor my name is james charles i'm 20 years old and i am five times in los angeles california and i am a beauty youtuber so sometimes i look pretty and when i don't look pretty i have a pretty fun personality to make up for it i'm a very hard worker but in my free time i like horror movies escape rooms singing with friends i don't think any you'd only think you do in your free time is snap miners from what i can tell that's a lie eating at new restaurants and also i have fun nails for back scratching and cuddling if those things are interested leave me a comment down below or i guess do it this video oh my god what have i done bro so creepy so creepy i love this part i love this part here grab this sack throughout this video oh my god what have i done oh my god what have i done helpful also the part where he says let's face it this is a dating app shut up james you [ __ ] creep it's 14 let's not forget he texted a 14 year old damn sexted and finally the most recent one came out two days ago these are these are still coming in he says that james slidens his dmz was very demanding something we've seen he says he lost interest in once he grew facial hair hmm that kind of adds up with his james here i can't believe i'm making this video right now but i feel like this can't hurt and i don't think it'll turn into a scandal either so i guess here it goes nothing i made one major observation after downloading tech talk a few weeks ago and that is that this app is pretty much a dating app let's be real and then this is the only screen let's see hey saw your duet to my video wanted to say you're handsome and should tell me more about yourself i add you on snap oh [ __ ] oh oh that's where it all goes down boy no receipts the only screenshot i have because after we started talking on snap i wasn't like the other boys where i was like taking a picture off a different device i do want to say for the record like i definitely was into him like i was the one who do edit the video i wanted to talk to him but i changed my mind like i just didn't like the way he was speaking to me like demanding [ __ ] control like i don't know just didn't vibe with me i also do want to mention this was like a year ago a lot happens in a year people do change i'm not saying he changed or anything but i don't think any of us relates to who we are like a year ago another thing is we never talked about my age like at the time i definitely did look young i was legal i was 21 at the time don't worry but once i started growing up my facial hair i don't know if this has any correlation we kind of stopped talking does because i don't know there he is there's a guy that doesn't open up his ass cheeks in the shower to let the water in just imagine how oh that okay i was wondering so after he made that he says message me on snap stinky that ass could be message me now like what the [ __ ] bro you are such a pathetic [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] message me back on snap now my for you page and explore page are not here you go a guy who he was who was actually interested in him and he ghosted him once he grew a [ __ ] mustache because he looked too old sister all right that's that eh so now i'm moving on to the people that are continuing to enable and monetize james charles who are allowing him to have a career and a future really on this platform talking primarily of course about morphe morphe even on as recently as april 3rd um after james apology and everything his admission really his confession i should call it posted a [ __ ] promotion for his palette ex x james charles palette let's get that let's get that hashtag training let's get excitement guys the but this money you know how they say like uh this money will directly go to help save the planet or whatever turn your charity this money will directly go to help kids get preyed upon oh i'd love to support that friend this money will directly be used to harm children great morphe enabling child predators we'd love to see it so that was recent they got backlash and then okay so they got backlash people like why are you promoting james's palette what did they do did they remove it from the website nah they just removed the hashtag those pigments be popping they just blend they just uh they just removed the hashtag but it's still up on the website they're james charles palette on morphe morphe directly supporting the harm of children since nineteen friday and i oops um insider put out an article about james and morphy's relationship apparently they've been trying to reach out to them for comment and morph has declined to uh comment on this but one thing they have not declined to do is remove james charles from their website let's give a round of applause to morph people remember remember unleash your inner artist baby but can i get a let's see what we got here if you go to morph dot com slash pages james charles we're going to unleash our artist in fact it's even listed here if you go to let's see brands featured brands i don't know what the [ __ ] going on with this x morphe x james charles right here baby let's go yeah ten miners let's see if we can get the palette we can get the brushes we love that so much talent so much talent wow yeah i would say his greatest talent is getting miners to send him pictures of their penis on snapchat and he's really good at makeup so that's saying a lot like if you consider how good he is at makeup so they have not addressed it they are just loving james charles products um it's not the first time they found oh this is interesting morphe has found itself in criticism before linked to an influencer they cut ties with jeffree star what did jeffrey star shane dawson even do compared to this they cut ties with jeffree star and shane dawson who by the way are saints compared to this i mean let's be real right can i say that maybe let's not say they're saints but let's say they're not ready to serve time in prison james charles yeah like why are we making the exception for james so who's the owner of morph did you guys find any information about that no we looked into it they talked to um some people were talking about like future collabs and other companies but specifically like the uh another influencer or another makeup artist kevin james uh bennett was talking about how morphe was covering up for him um but i looked into it and there's not too much on it publicly at least not as of now let's talk about william ford who's the owner of gentr general atlantic who is the majority owner of morphe he's a big boy he's got 34 billion in accents under his management he's crushing it um philanthropy rockefeller uh oh i don't know what i said is that part of the conspiracy thing the uh it used to be well the rockefellers they've sort of they've they've fallen out of the conspiracy i mean they they certainly still are involved in some conspiracy theories their star has faded a little bit in favor of not in my heart soros is and the koch brothers and you know those type of people well anyway um i just want william e ford to know that he is funding uh child predator uh every dollar of the james charles morphe brand goes to uh uh harming children shout out to him because nobody seems to be doing anything about it in that company which is really incredible so maybe this guy will [ __ ] know something about it anyway that's that right thank you with peace and love peace and love [Music] that was not a fun segment but i think it's important to lay out it the entirety the gravity of of of all of this is truly [ __ ] remarkable i mean this this is a man who's running major numbers well let's let's clean our palette before we move on with one final video [Music] that is literally a paralysis demon can you imagine you're paralyzed you're stuck you're almost weird like fish mouth pale the paleness it looks like from the from the hp lovecraft story oh yeah it's like half he reminds me i've transformed into a fish man the guy with the eyes on his hands oh from pan's labyrinth something like that you're paralyzed you can't move you're just staring at james charles going yeah yeah yeah you sure that's what hell is that's something i'm repeating he's out there guys let's go and get him fbi open up yeah it's funny you know chris chris hanson did this whole thing about like uh that's his name the youtuber that everyone thought was yeah onision shane jeffree star all these people that have like all these crazy accusations against them this this makes them all look like child split they ain't [ __ ] compared to james charles this is crazy numbers brah he's the kobe bryant i know you guys don't like me to say that but what would you rather me say he's the um jordan his name is kobe bryant right with the t the t is silent isn't it kobe bryant i never see her anyone say go oh walk around kobe bryant i never hear anybody say kobe bryant really that's what i hear when everyone says his name kobe bryant anyway he's the kobe bryant of uh gotta really spray that tea out of uh predator predatory behavior so shout out to his family yeah we want to talk about giuliani and little not sex this is more definitely more funny yes more light more funny more light we love this we love giuliani rudy giuliani as you know giuliani um he was trump's lawyer sort of he is a legend he is i mean you all saw giuliani everywhere he was like his lawyer that was just running around just kind of leaking [ __ ] black liquids from his forehead right like there were many legends in philadelphia what was it called the uh four seasons oh yeah four seasons uh landscaping shop landscaping man that was a legendary like week that all happened within like five days like that well anyway giuliani has a pod or show or something called common sense you know you'd think that common sense would indicate not having a presidential press conference in front of a sex shop and like the outskirts of philadelphia but anyway here he is talking about lilznas x new video i'm sure he has a lot to say about it the music video is is uh uh filled with biblical references it begins with the he's reading this whatever he is this guy little nas being seduced by the by the devil in the form of a snake obviously from genesis right he's then put on trial and they they stone him but they're not really stones and he heads down into hell he's on his way to hell right i i guess he gets there and then he engages in a this ridiculous uh really rather ugly dance i wish he would narrate everything vulgar makes it way better with uh satan yeah and it's a sexual dance yeah i don't know how much of it i should describe except you gotta get it it's um you gotta get this [Music] uh what would be anal sex whoa julie he's like i i don't know i want to put this mildly in an unoffensive way he [ __ ] him in the ass did he i thought they were just lap dancing was he pounding saying i think it was just a left dance but yeah bro you took it way too far rudy yeah that's a sound bite he reproduces uh what would be anal sex come on rudy that didn't happen did it anal sex what the [ __ ] how do i put this delicately he uh [ __ ] all over his [ __ ] ass rudy your imagination is getting away with you anal sex um and a few more things that are equally disgusting and then the culmination of it is he dethrones satan and he becomes satan love it he murders satan actually and he becomes that sounds good this uh the video that i'm describing is available right now on youtube what is this a promo on which you cannot get my podcast at least for a while oh you got banned that's right rudy got banned off youtube probably for the election yeah so he's like let me get this straight little nonsense [ __ ] satan in the ass on youtube and my ass can't even come here and spread russian propaganda anal sex i don't get by the way he just described it he didn't even criticize it like what's your criticism of it bro he literally just described it in like a really fun way i mean disgusting i wonder what rudy yeah i mean he's basing all of this on you know his supposed religious beliefs i don't understand the christian of the video he went and [ __ ] satan satan is probably gay if you all hate gay people so much what is the bible what does the bible say about uh [ __ ] your cousin is that cool did he [ __ ] his cousin he married his cousin he's married to his first cousin uh he was second cousin he's been married multiple times what does the bible say about divorce by the way probably more than it says about gay people probably i think stoning death what is it but like if i don't understand you hate satan right you hate gay people so everybody you hate is having a party and they're [ __ ] doing all the [ __ ] you hate and that's good right that's where it belongs gay sex with satan belongs in hell this is all all cosmic entities are lined up for you why are they mad about this you know what i mean is satan not allowed to get a dick in his ass then who is will get cancer in the butthole you know what i mean he tries to preface it a little bit by saying oh he talks about the sneakers a little bit and says that he's they're pushing it to kids but still i mean regardless i mean he's yeah i really want to go [ __ ] satan now it'll burn and burn and burn yeah these guys still believe that um being gay is a choice i think that's the big disconnect here do you know how many kids are going to be playing coming out of your butthole are going to choose to be gay because of this video i saw a really funny analogy how all the conservatives are going crazy over little nazak's video meanwhile there's like highway to hell and they're all like hi wait they love that song boy they got no problem with highway to hell i wonder if it's because it's not a gay black man singing it that shit's more demonic than anything right he's a highway to hell he's want he's going well you spin those old rock records backwards i mean there's a theory that it says like i'm satan hear me six six six there you go oh it was the nightstalker's favorite song wasn't it i think i read that somewhere what'd you say the nightstalker used to be driving around to highway to hell oh really that's creepy it was ramirez's favorite song that's creepy i don't like that rudy talk about that now that's creepy i'm canceling highway to hell and i'm taking that super bowl can we just cancel ac dc in general oh [ __ ] you dude i love ac dc [ __ ] i [ __ ] suck dude have you listened to their first few records i've listened to enough dude aliens look i'm not saying i'm the biggest ac dc fan but i mean rock is my fourth time come on here dude the alien's coming too okay all right you're not the [ __ ] only rock god around here you want to go rock and roll trivia you want to throw down my forte [ __ ] massive [ __ ] in hell that's what i choose to do with my life okay all i'm saying aliens come down and they're all explain rock and roll you give them two records okay one of them better not be ac dc are you going to give them you give them the who live at leads okay good okay okay and you give them ac dc highway oh get the [ __ ] out of here title track dude that's right have you have you lost that record through and through i'm gonna you know what exactly also here's the thing too about like you know like in hell right it's not even satan was forcing the gayness on him like little nas they it seems like they're having a consensual good time right like satan was kind of into it and a little it wasn't like he came down and and then like devil was like i'm gonna [ __ ] you i'm gonna have gay sex with you lil ma's ex made the choice he's you know what i mean like he's having a good time rudy i think he is the one to blame i mean he kills satan at the end that's great isn't that great don't you love that we love that he's sitting at a chair rudy how is he gonna [ __ ] him in the ass satan's [ __ ] him in that well he's just doing a lap dance come on i mean you [ __ ] your cousin like dan said so anal sex yeah rudy i'm sure has plenty of knowledge of what goes on in a strip club so he should and it's a sexual dance you should recognize that rudy really [ __ ] his cousin did they didn't have kids did they he didn't just [ __ ] her he was married to her wow i'm gonna come that's crazy he's also i think he's been married four or five times and several of the marriages fell apart because he he cheated on them uh he he constantly cheats um it's absurd for him to be moralizing music sexuality it's just can you imagine cheating can you imagine [ __ ] rudy giuliani just wondering i'd rather [ __ ] satan yeah easy easy joy of the week easy choice ten out of ten times that's [ __ ] up one of the most grotesque human beings on this planet how does he get really people to cheat on him with like that just seems like such a task like how do you convince him to have sex with that thing he's got money and power yeah you can you you probably do can you imagine what his breath smells like yeah i mean he's disgusting let's not forget this scene from borah [Music] you can give me your phone number and your address he takes his dick out i thought he's about to get some success or he really thought he was going from interview to dick out like he was ready like a cadaver look at him you want to talk about do monica just laid out like a vampire he looks like dracula this is still so absurd i wish they didn't stop them man i guess they had he was worried about the woman yeah it was about to get really bad she's an actress dick is coming out it's time to put a stop to this well he said he was uh adjusting his pants i believe it wasn't he was saying you're taking your dick out you sick cousin [ __ ] falling on it get it up can we criticize chris wait can we criticize cousin [ __ ] is that like is i don't know if i'm being offended is that like something that we need to normalize or i mean it's not exactly incest uh it's insensitive to my culture it's insensitive insensitive to my culture of white well i know in some cultures marrying your cousin is kind of normal uh but not in rudy's i could tell you that [Music] yeah we down here rudy john only rants we're like the [ __ ] all cause we'd like to get as close to legal incest as legal incest as possible now take a look at this little nausea here get a lap dance to satan that ain't right oh hold on one sec let me get a divorce real fast on to my next wife [Music] come on here betsy now this is betsy's my first cousin we just had sex and made a baby yeah that makes me her uncle and her cousin and her brother and boy being his sister and the mother we're all so related now take a look at this little knowledge x here oh wait we don't like him he's against god three victories an abomination boy that's it that's all i got but pretty much everyone who moralizes is the biggest [ __ ] hypocrite i don't say that you spent the first hour of the episode well rudy i mean these i mean specifically these religious guys right like rudy is such a creep bro he's a little [ __ ] vampire ghoulie julian anyway he did a really epic ad read we found [Laughter] [Music] time to take a short break during the same uh took a break from lola's ex to sell old people a scam you never thought kovit could cost you your home right no it just might because cyber crime is up 75 and by far the cyber most serious cyber crime to worry about is home title theft that's right that's a [ __ ] lie the most serious cyber crime i've never heard of home title theft he does this whole scare read on these old people that watch his [ __ ] i've never heard of home title theft i hadn't either and when i googled it the only result was this company that he's selling and multiple articles about how it's a scam including on fox news yeah well it was a local affiliate of fox news we better take care of them better shut them up a cyber crime to worry about is home title theft that's right that's right cyber criminals far enough this isn't my first audience after our homes and it's easier than you think the title documents to our homes uh are online now no they're not what we're talking about this is exactly what the guy's stealing your title bro this is straight out of like uh video blocks hacker dot mov it's just a loan this gives me mad tom selleck it's just a loan reverse mortgage vibes a reverse mortgage loan isn't some kind of trick to take your hand i mean at least a reverse mortgage exists it is real it is a thing it exists this is a straight-up scam i mean with peace and love of course minecraft the thing is like this shows what who's left sponsoring rudy [Music] it's it's where does it even exist at this point he's been banned off of everything where does he do this it was just on where did we even find him i wonder how much you got paid for this ad i mean a couple hundred bucks you know what i mean like how much could it possibly be worth and forge is yours he may have stopped because he was getting trolled so much but he did do uh call-ins that have been good yeah a lot a lot of pranks coming in on that all right let's watch this title insurance if if i may interrupt real quick i just checked on my computer that is from storyblocks oh no way yeah what is the video of yeah what is it was just the first result was it literally cyber crime hacking and technology crime and dark room good awesome it's just alone yeah this is like the most stock video [ __ ] i ever seen in my life and forges your signature on a quick claim deed stating you sold your home to him then he takes out loans on your home what and he leaves you in debt what you won't know until late payment or eviction notices arrive what insurance doesn't cover you and neither do common identity theft programs no that's why i protect my home with home title lock the instant home title lock detects someone tampering with my home's title shut it down go to home title lock.com these featured on fox news it was featured on fox when they wrote an article about it being a scam right let's look at this page look at this landing page this is like such scam [ __ ] fbi says you may not own your home what f what yep what is that statement 15 a month here's a picture of bill o'reilly so you know you can trust it it's just alone with no context oh lord help me jesus so she's saying people hack your title and then they can do a transfer of title and then get um and register your address to see if you're already a victim oh no then use code rudy to receive 30 free days of protection i mean code rooting the bank in most right oh yeah if you have a mortgage there's a zero percent chance of this ever happening to you no [ __ ] chance i was thinking somebody used code rudy if you own your home but these people are like 80 they're they're their title's not online it's probably in their [ __ ] like safety deposit box right but also a title doesn't is a piece of paper it's registered with the city you can't just sign a house away like you have there's so much paperwork involved with with buying and selling property it's not just like putting your signature on a [ __ ] e-document and then it's just not how it works anal sex well i'm signing up and i'm using code rudy i'd frankly rather buy james charles morphe palette than this and you know you'll never [ __ ] cancel that [ __ ] they'll charge you to the day you die fifteen dollars every month home so you just cancel the credit card here's an article on fox news about how it's a scam title luck insurance is a waste of your money boom done it's used by people like bill o'reilly anyway [ __ ] brudy giuliani he's a ghoul a reverse mortgage loan isn't some kind of trick to take your home all right how long we've been going dan let's do something let's do should we do miss connections let's put let's let's lighten it up here sure yeah i like that okay ian you lead the way on this one uh okay yeah um i was thinking of starting a new ongoing segment called sort by new it's like one of my favorite things to do is going on weird sites and things and then sorting by new instead of top you see the weird [ __ ] that's where all the weird and wild stuff is right so today we're going to sort by a new on the craigslist missed connections affection these are all posted within the last two or three days in the la miss connections uh page which is always especially spicy yeah l.a craigslist you didn't have to go you didn't have to fish deep for these at all this is just right at the top it's such a constant ongoing well well there's a lot of misconnections out there there's millions of people crossing by each other and um you know there's just lots of people that are just like james charles imagine how many missed connections he has yep millions of them i'm sure there's a lot floating around so uh we each have two i think that we'll read so if i don't know whoever wants to go first dan or i'll go first i'll hit it off okay this one is called taco tuesday west covina our city has the best tacos i used to hang out with my neighbor and eat tacos i liked hers because it was dark on the outside i'm talking about tacos i love to find someone serving darker tacos i love mexican tacos and would love to try asian talk what the [ __ ] [Music] so this is why is he speaking like this do they have some kind of rules that you can't be overtly just like obviously euphemism for vaginas he's trying to eat he wants to eat out wait what excuse me that's vulgar okay next one let's have a game of basketball again [Music] lost dude's number we played one-on-one behind walmart there was a basketball court we were going at and you beat me real good latino versus black guy it was a good game but was more competitive after and we had fun in the baseball field scary at night but not really we had fun in the baseball field scary at night but not really he never got this guy's number huh sounds like they had a hell of a day i mean sometimes you just run into a dude at a basketball court no these guys they're just they're just balling out are they not allowed to make sexual references i don't understand is there some kind of rules i thought craigslist was totally off the rails [Music] sometimes you have to have a little more tact than that ethan okay who's next papa jack shoot go ahead zack take it away [Music] [Music] posted three days ago male looking for plumber larry from burbank northeast los angeles you're the plumber who worked on my drain a few times put yours you put your snake inside my drain and release some solution to clear it out be great and hope i can find you on here [Music] i have one more for you need need asian nutrients [Music] nutrients need asian nutrients san gabriel valley or near oh he's just looking straight up for asian nutrients okay so apparently apparently there are posts get removed for inappropriate content which is why people are right they're having to force to find the most incredible euphemisms to describe right sex acts asian nutrients like eight like ancient chinese uh remedies right right respond for more details be ready to give what you have oh my god posted three days ago wow i hope you found that plumber sounds like he's got a problem with his pipes i know he's gonna get that take you know would be funny bit if we actually send plumbers to these people's house like a real plumber that doesn't know yeah at her uni plumbing who's next hey b hey b why don't you go ahead okay uh-oh this one's called 76 gas station cold water you were getting gas when i walked by to go to the ralph's damn there's a hype they're gonna find each other for sure you were getting gas when i walked by oh dude that's a real lost connection deep they had a real moment that's a real love story true love you got another one maybe yes this one is called if you're a latino with a small tiny package hit me up to meet my girlfriend oh that one's not hidden at all it should be like if you're a latino with a tiny little skirt if you're latino with a little burrito yeah exactly yep there it is and you want to be able to do more with my wife i'm looking for husky big guys with small packages wanting to meet one of my girlfriends if you have a small piece looking for a little only micro size give me that you are a fat stocky gordo with a large package with a lot wait a large package i thought he was into no no sorry thank you dan yeah let me let me watch you we want big dick or tiny [ __ ] i gotta get it right you're seeing the word gordo that's why yeah especially if you are a fat stocky gordo with a little package i love that thank you dan so you're not so sure to send the bad guy with a tiny dick there's someone for one of his girlfriends you know i think we may have to flag that one because they didn't miss them they're trying to make a new connection yeah that's a fresh connection you put these together ian it's it's a little dicey i love that though just giving love to the big little dick boys out there i mean respect man they don't get enough love that feels good that people are reaching out to people like me to [ __ ] their wives or something no he wants me to [ __ ] his wife he the message was a little unclear on what the the intent was but um ian you want to take once sure uh we met in trader joe's we both love their varied and affordably priced food we used to hang out spend a little time together open up a bottle of two buck chuck i'm in my mid-thirties you said you're not a looker but i like an interesting gal a gal with a sense of humor a gal with a little something extra then you threw my hash browns and shepherd's pie in your cart and with a wink you said it's on me this seems like a trader joe's ad more than anything yeah viral marketing i was having trouble following the uh the metaphor i was just there was just a lot of trader joe's marketing in there i like how they ran into each other and the first thing this woman apparently said to him was you are not a looker you're ugly as [ __ ] dude it's a good opening line it disgusts me it seems like she was more interested in trader joe's affordable and uh the variety and affordability of trader joe's fine products yeah i got one more exact you have like some cool music some cool [Music] there we go yeah so i'm in the stardust hotel casino i see three good looking girls playing blackjack with a dealer this is a friend of mine ron i was tired and half drunk but i sat down anyway because of these three beauties and although ron was doing things to help all of us win i still lost again i was tired i decided to leave but as i got up i said to those three gals that if anyone would like a night cap i was in room number so and so [Music] with me being drunk and tired i headed home to sleep and i heard a knock at my door with me being drunk i thought it was room service so i yelled out no the next day i happened to see ron he said to me boy oh boy i bet you had some fun last night i said huh what do you mean he said those three girls left my table about 20 minutes later and said they're going to my room oh no i was stunned that i missed the chance to have some hot fun this was in the early 90s and i know that this is a 30-year miss connection posting this is a bit of a long shot at best but i'll try anyway signed dan 30 year lost connection folks this guy has been thinking about that moment for 30 [ __ ] years man he [ __ ] up [Music] yeah best of luck to him though so dan and torrance is looking for you so three let me get this straight the three women from 30 years ago if you guys remember him from stardust hotel playing blackjack here we're still hoping to have get make that threesome happen that's awesome there's three women so for something there's a four hopefully the three women are still friends and connected themselves they probably have families and stuff but [ __ ] it you know lost connections are lost connections yeah hey man the 90s were crazy you gotta make it right who are we missing sitting on his mind for so long yeah i've got some uh all right this one is called uh you almost hit me with your car in west hollywood i had just come out of 32 advanced dentistry office thought i could make it across santa monica between you and the car in front of you i didn't want to run and you didn't want to slow down anyway i think we could balance each other out couldn't tell if you were local or just passing through but on the chance that you live between la cienega and crescent heights boulevard maybe we could slow things down really make that connection not funny they really almost had a collision but there was a maybe a spark of a romance there i mean she almost hit him with his car and what he like locked eyes yeah and he was like oh yeah my favorite part of this one though is that he had this connection he's interested in finding this person but he does have a strict parameter of if she lives between la cienega and crescent heights boulevard which is basically just like a one block area like if she knows he knows where she lives almost that's what it makes it sound like he knows who she is you know where she lives is all of this a threat maybe he has a tether on his foot can't leave that perimeter oh he's got uh maybe he's oh yeah maybe does his life flash before his eyes and past and future with her right all right and then i i got one other but this one um we need we need a little bit of a darker tone for this one yeah thank you in fact let me um let me change my background real quick to something more appropriate let's see take me there come on down come on that looks kind of cheap that's not actually yeah that's terrible this lonely uh is that lonely it's kind of isolated it's off by itself i could take a dip there [Music] this one's called a man recalls a man recalls the moment when seated with his lover outside of fisherman's hut he drank away the tears which fell on her white hand now now that he's wasting away with longing he realizes those tears must have been poisoned ah miss you babe it was beautiful then so here's a lot of twists and turns in that one too um yeah i i guess he's writing a poem for his ex or something it was a little unclear because he's saying her tears are poison but he misses her yeah it's a poem yeah this is this isn't [ __ ] uh workshop tell me about the lost connections and move on it's very profound all right that's that well i hope james charles doesn't get any lost connections but i'll tell you i have um i'll tell you what i'll have some lost connections with you guys until friday be missing you oh not you you're talking to the audience yeah the audience oh i get plenty of you guys all right well with a whomp womp and uh yeah yeah yeah [Music] uh we'll see you guys on friday when eel is here this felt like a low energy episode i'm just tired and frankly grossed out by james i wanted to do a full recap i mean it was a bummer but i felt like i felt like it was a worth doing so hopefully the womb won't sprout you up [Music] nice anyway that's it so we'll be back on friday guys and uh we'll appreciate you and see you then all right take care tata this is ethan off the rails without ela uh with ethan klein thank you end the game [Music] [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,420,892

Rating: 4.8730578 out of 5

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Id: PcDqarjl4w0

Length: 100min 5sec (6005 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 08 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/jdicaire]

Dan: half of what you’re saying I’m gonna have to edit it out Also Dan: doesn’t edit it out

[u/alllllyg]

That James Charles “womp womp womp yEaAaaaAh YeAaaaaaAh” video is out of fucking control lmao

[u/eyedontknowhowthiswo]

Dan is sooo sasssy lmaoo

[u/coolestbythelake]

Loved the missed connections craigslist bit. It inspired me to look at the missed connections on my local craigslist and I was not disappointed. They should do this again!

[u/Hinkil]

Zach... you lose any argument about music when all someone has to do is mention ccr and you'll freak out. Dan missed a great oppurnity for a call back.

[u/jc4noobs]

why did "Robert Tips" shorten his name to Dick?? Bob for Robert, Dick for Richard

[u/start_nine]

Just give Ian his own podcast at this point

[u/DrSillyBitchez]

I had to slow the H3 show down to even hear what those kids were saying. Idk what it is about this generation but please make your receipts easier for the old people to dissect

[u/emotionowl]

WOMP WOMP WOMP!!!