in this episode, wade betrays his friends... | Human Fall Flat w/ Bob & Wade - Part 3

all right let's do this rowboat I love it hope I do not remember how to play mark what oh I didn't know oh wait okay can you grab me all right pull me in try it mark I wish City going backwards bar if I let go you have a better chance of good everyone there we go I need assistance mark no no no no I got okay you got this you trust me right yeah I trust you all right wait come hold me wait come back get away from the rower step away from the rower we're doing important stuff oh [Music] so I I get it I'm the gondola operator in your romance movie okay so yeah this is good for you man no we got to lift it up and drag it in alright you drag it you're the worst don't worry I'm in it you got really cool it sounds really cool and fast dude pull harder we go to the back are you push things away to go you might be right oh god is that gonna hurt us I can only hope all right fine I'll help jeez no you're off of it so much hey come on come on we're almost there all right quick let's get in here no no okay you're running it Rendon ah never mind I guess we're good it's fine this money yes gets away from the shore there can you you got that you got the control just a motor doesn't seem to be doing anything we are running into our old boat it's fine crush it keep pushing wake you push it there we go now we're come there we go they're off cabinet walk out of it oh my god hmm yeah there's another bowl right there you know what since you're all incompetent I got this what do you got there the boats out of the way let me get the boat into the open water look at that go that way how do you know because we came from that way I guess actually hmm interesting interesting okay oh you got the boat got too far away guys Wade you got to drive it back over Wade drive it back over here we can use the rowboat to get to it all right good plan man good plan you will see what happened on the road or help I can't do anything all right you're good you're good time died oh wait there you're all right cool hey guys have fun what we're wait no guys no not like this please no no no pushing me it's not my fault so my fault it's all my fault try and turn it around No [Music] [Laughter] mark I'm coming feels actually bad my god hang on hang on sorry boss blade come on man don't beat it don't beat it don't beat it don't be okay good good I think I can get in there yep yeah we're good oh not that way sorry I'm gonna be just oh god wait I don't know how to drive this properly why are you guys in a cloud of smoke I've eats no no the way the motor aims is not the way it turns the way the motor not were you aim the way the motor aims right right it's all inverse controls I don't know this those work full speed ahead we're being a genius with a rowboat to come save you yes captain we've been bjv easy climb here or oh wow kind of one-handed be there alright Mark's driving mark left I am trying the left I'm next to you now there's a big boat can we drive that boat we absolutely can drive absolute Louise that's true but I want it to be sorry I aiming straight for the buoy there's a boy that way working on it captain my ability to turn left is very limited.i I got this I think I see the edge of the world the world is flat and I think be ridiculous don't tell me well you're one of these disgusting flat earthers all right all right captain abandon ship apparently stares you idiot I can't climb the glass I got achievement sail away there we go guys I think we lost the speed boat just rebound wait oh okay I think you're on the wrong side there bud all right what does these do what is these do what a what a deep question turning the bow how you doing good you grab my head or the glass is glass glass dude all right mark you don't need to [Laughter] here man this gives you a feeling of power I have never felt before strong yeah wait yeah why don't you climb the goddamn stairs you peanut let's get over Bob you get one of these I'll get the other one oh god they're both stuck forward hang on wait let's keep it okay you where are we trying to go we're trying to dock we I think we need to dock in there all right all right so straight forward well that's it go forward marks don't got it okay perfect I think walking forward or you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right all right keep yours on the goddamn stairs you idiot help me no no no I will not teamwork guys we are doing teamwork right yes playing an amazing amount of teamwork right now docking this huge boat this is surprisingly incredible I wish I could go up there and see it but I guess oh my god yeah we're docked well done all right I feel like we all contributed equally they know well mark yeah your nice little captain yeah you too co-captain hi 5.05 go away you filthy dock worker get out of here just warm up the water cannon thank you there's something here that we can do are we supposed to be using the crane to get five oh my god get away from me I feel you unshorn behemoth get away I don't I'm not comfortable I can't hug you in real life till the quarantines over so I'm just gonna enjoy it here wait do you wanna do you want to work together whoa I got you saved your life do not touch me I'm literally gonna just disconnect oh this moves Oh interesting Oh interesting platform I think are we supposed to add the boat I think we're supposed to get stuff off the boat that's my guess yeah move those crates so is this all boat no ahead of us right now is not the boat we need to go left get low yeah left wait - we're not in one of the boat right now we need to take the stuff off the boat all right let's see we need to go backwards a little yeah which one we going for first I say blink blue maybe whoa - far too far too far too far all right how do we hook that oh my god I think we're centered left right now I'm gonna go I'm also going to help them do the thing so one blue one we're doing blue one yeah is this actually gonna work like I know this if this works I would be a little we got two hooks over here it's the thrill of being a dock workers really never been more appealing with this strategy for some reason oh I almost got this I've almost got that one okay I know so close so close so close okay I think that that's actually hooked yours the circus mines the only one the song yet oh my god mark you're a wizard how'd you do that I am the best alright this one so you do not touch anything can we get back so my guys you can raise it up that's fine all right fair enough fair enough fair enough oh sure of our book stuff look at that we did it Wow amazing holy [ __ ] don't touch me God all right drive us drive us home boys where are we taking it just stack them oh so we can get up to that building oh my god that's a big thing swung it around so we want to build it so we can climb up I think yeah that's the objective right so we need one more on top of the blue one is the blue one close enough - yeah I think I think so yeah do you want me to go over there and give you a little precision measurements maybe please don't crush me to death this would definitely destroy you needs to go a little bit more right all right that's good yeah I stopped right away and it needs to come towards me a bit skosh in yeah yeah yeah okay now try and get it down a little bit see if you can stop it from wibblewobble Aang easy easy easy a little bit up a little bit let it settle and then back down oh my god guys how do we unhook it now oh we need the orange one because it's half block we can actually step on that Wow Hellfires okay oh yeah I know it'll fit in the middle okay so up yeah and then toward view guys I'll tell you when to stop and try and like hit it on the other ones to stop the swinging oh that's good wait wait wait lower lower little wedge right in raise it up just a touch raise up just a touch not too much a little bit more there there there now lower it I think you're right there trying to get on top of it it's fine fine fine it was lined up and then you pushed it it's not that wasn't me that wasn't me that wasn't me that was Wade my god come on we'll close that's not the right way okay wait wait wait wait oh yeah okay so now you can try and unhook yeah yeah yeah do we want to unhook it right now I mean we could if I jump over to the platform while I'm on it would that autosave us over there I don't know if it's gonna slot in between and what benefit would it do slotting in between anyway nothing Oh Marc Marc I think we need to I think we need to just no wait I think you put it all the way down and let it be all angly and funky so you can jump up on it let's unhook it and let's go get the other one okay I can't climb up this thing I'm sliding off it's very slippery at the moment but I might be able to do it I'm not I got one I got one into it he's have to jump I'm not I'm not an ignoramus like way too incapable of pretty ignoramus II right now okay two are unhooked how did you do that some kind of wizard I know this side is unhook now uh Wow one of them rehook hang on unhook you demon you demon bastard come on you piece of garbage I don't think this is gonna help our situation much no no it's fine I think this is the right plan I think this is the way to go I think this is gonna be God you got it we're unhooked over here working on it wait mine's only one of mine is unhooked I thought mark over to your sides was fixing his own mistakes my own mistakes I was getting it right in the first place measure twice cut once that's my philosophy all right it's unhooked wait go go go go go go oh that's a fun idea [Applause] for you let go we'll get it hooked were your hook crew hang on I need is which arm I'm reaching with yeah no hang on there you're on you're on go swallow me daddy we're gonna set that one down with ours leading on the way yeah see that's what I'm saying I was like they shouldn't seem to think this through very much we don't have to unhook it we can just put it over there over where where is it gonna lay it can hang in the air on the hook oh you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right oh yeah this is not OSHA approved all right lower us down let's hook this [ __ ] okay first one almost - and maybe it is maybe it isn't sort of fashioned [Music] Schroedinger the hook who knows this bad boy is a bridge yeah dude we did it the right way oh my god my chain is spinning I don't like that mark I see that it's a you problem it's not a me problem [Laughter] stop it needs to go towards the bridge a bit I can't see that so the urine give me and then down oh boy that's enough stop okay alright it's perfect it's perfect in every way after you Bob after me turn around and jump on it I get you you gotta let go buddy [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] okay I've grabbed both I'm really I'm really captaining Captain America this problem you're about to rip my arms out of my socket no it's fine mark just hold on it'll be fine Oh Gary yeah [Music] you kill them you've definitely killed him all right I got him what I help people it's what I do I'm a hero not all heroes wear capes I did it wrong I did it wrong easy the goof isn't it you're easy to goof nice Jesus cried effort gang good I have to go through that much trouble okay this is definitely a box I think I say oh god oh god oh god is that not right no this is definitely right okay we go ride this bad boy how do oh that's a low I'm not jumping [ __ ] that I'm doing this how do you do that ex good good luck with that buddy I [Music] got this their boxes over here on this side no I cannot I know oh I flip me die flipping I'm flipping I'm flipping the box further on without us guys help no guys oh oh oh I feel like you deserve that oh there is a maybe wait what if we lift the big one oh hey Mark how's the gun I didn't make it I'm not gonna tell you the secret but there's a real easy way to solve this problem no no you shut up you shut you don't know what I know which is some amazing stuff I hit the wrong button yeah oh not get back up either oh wait Bob discomfort that's the wave oh right right right right right okay that makes sense so what we do with this big red thing are we supposed to slide this Oh does it slide oh my god you're right it slides guys are smarty pants there's more boxes in here I guess yeah well we just put him in the next thing and we use them to I reached under my leg for some reason Here I am I'm still alive I know how do we get to where wait is that Wade go get a checkpoint ahead just keep going ahead why so I think I remember this part what no I'm okay oh dear oh yeah that's about what we're about to have to do yeah we have to we're gonna have to grab walls and balls and all right I do not want Wade grabbing my balls I'm Wade you grab my balls I'll grab marks balls all right behind creep get away from me I'm grabbing we have to unhook that I believe nice do we need to hook that on to this for a moment maybe to do something I'll remember I started this part sucking I don't for exactly what happened oh no I've made a mistake I'm so close wait why are you standing looking and not helping Jesus Christ okay I got it I got it thanks Wade thank you thank you yeah it's someone who's not an idiot grab me okay time time for all of my training and skill to come into play I'm gonna get a nice front-row view of this we've ever come up with we in 2020 the peens podcast invents the cream pie hey Mark what's up I found the secret no no I was right here man you always got to take things from me and look mark there's a box up here do you want this oh man I had it mark come back gods my secrets oh my my arm is broken do you need a lift my dude no no no I want to get I want to get it under my own power give you no no no I just got I just got it wait there's something in this plate there's something in this pipe yeah right okay [Music] yeah okay buddy we need that mark the side it's fine it's fine look I had told reach-around and now I refuse hey Mark can you help me no but look I'll lift the box up for you you grow oh come on man mark we need this where the hell are we going by the way oh no I'm over here oh I see yeah we do need that box we need a boat to get to the box guys let's free the boat great you broke the chain oh god no hang on guys I'm hopping my own ride you guys okay Marcus all about not one to be free yeah yeah I do take your hands off me that's the one you know homemade my plan my plan didn't work wait you'll notice there's a box in the water that I believe was important to press the button in the middle oh that's a waterfall alright you found the waterfall the swinging along the wall method oh you so you trying my patented method II it's terrible more like delightful oh my god please oh god what the hell what are you doing mark I'm trying to climb up a secret way oh my god now I hate this game just physics I hate it I hate it very much where's mark she's over there dangling on the distance not anymore god damn it this game was so stupid oh look guys just you do your thing I'll do my thing oh my god it makes oh my god it makes no sense it's so stupid alright Bob we gotta go you need to go left excuse mark can you go to the left yeah I died the bed the left okay you got it go go go go go go yes what am i doing so you need to get around to where the box is and somehow like push it over this way okay can you grab the blue thing you mean sort of okay oh you right you right you right just don't like you ain't yourself off okay I always join myself ah so sassy with the pole why can't I get up when I fall down here we go here we go here we go what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing so you gotta climb up there and then you gotta know oh god no not like this oh my god actually if you could get on the boat and get the box really quickly you'd be the oh my god I hate this game so much I hate it so much do it I believe in you I'm gonna drag the box over to you underwater it doesn't it does float hundred bucks bucks okay mark I think you may have just made the Box respawn which might make our life a lot easier there goes a respond do not touch me right here you guys coming one day all right so you guys do that same thing you just did mark go to the left you uh another box is easily accessible are you telling way to do it wait boys incompetent that's true that's true I mean that's mean wait jump almost scoots you too far away that's true yeah Jesus he's a scoundrel Oh someone can actually hold the boat next to it wait hold the boat along the thing or okay okay okay okay it's so heavy why is this heavy why is it move move mark if you could push off that wall at all oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god daddy I'm coming back one day okay let me hear let me I'm gonna fall I'm gonna grab the boat I'm a lick of this I'm gonna wait till I get back up I'm going to grab the wall I'm gonna push I think it might actually work better just use your momentum so like run towards the boat and then put your arms out and if you stare down really if you aim down really quickly you like grab the boat so like right move forward and then like aim at the ground and you wait I think you should provide think you should try and go help this is not the met the part of you I intended to grow well that works why it's not moving you got this dough you're good your take take your time it is moving ever so still ever so slightly actually mark if you climbed up on the other side and then jumped back onto the boat okay yeah no it's fairly okay how do we get it over to you suppose gonna grab the boat okay I'm back okay all right cool my gosh so careful okay we got a hand off this box we got a hand off the box I gotta stand up self okay here we go here we go and guys oh let it go let it go let it go you actually use the book to get back over yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh-huh get back on the boat is it over oh god no oh god no so what is this gondolas now yellow yeah yeah oh all right whoa boat boat boat boat boat I'm not getting up I'm not pulling it back pulling it back pull it back there we go wait is off in la-la land okay my stick is in Oh actually wait wait a mess left okay all right we're pushing off this way sorry Oh God Oh stick I think it stick is better just like pushing off a thing is probably a lot all right there we go push push good push I'm gonna streamline the stick here a little bit all right no no pushes I'm falling wait wait we're here we're here mark oh this look sorry I gotta get up I fell God get up get up get there oh my god I just hold the stick hold the stick my hand is but my hand is behind my back I can't my hand is behind my back come on stick tape stick tape stick why is my hand behind my back no one will ever know why is it who knows you get one more get a push now just jump just jump it just jump it there goes my hand is high this seemed like the place we're supposed to go up here right sure okay what you doing nothing what are you doing making progress you uh you cream in some pies over hate my approach on this thing okay I don't know where this is gonna go but here I go no god oh my god oh my god are you kidding me oh my god are you [ __ ] kidding me hey well am i alive what the Frick you're doing and I'm dying right it's I'm not here okay so you do run and jump but for some reason my run and jump went drunk I tell you that thing is messed up running and jumping on that oh it's slanted that's why I'm just going to take the easy way out alright you do the [ __ ] to get here that's not impressive time for my technique whoo oh yeah use that and you pull the boat over here really I am making so much progress with my patented technique hey what's up guys buddy man taking this it's like taking the elevator when you should be taking the stairs for your health I beat you I beat you I beat you I be you guys over there we're just goofing no no no no I'm gonna throw rocks at you [ __ ] go argh oh wait wait wait nope we're supposed to load it up so it sinks a little I get that we loaded up with these rocks probably need both hands on there there we go it's going on no not yet we'll go out sorry actually going now okay so then I'm gonna I'm gonna get up I'm gonna take a rock out god damn it are you kidding me whoa we'll get a checkpoint for use my technique where are we going wait we're kind of stuck right now all right we needed me didn't you a-holes made the stick maybe you unbelievable a hole we're trying to get a checkpoint for you no the other way yeah we have jammed this absolutely the worst way all right action Oh God there I go oh oh this is lovely oh my tail Oh just works perfectly oh did you guys get checkpoint or what oh no you did not oh wait I can get up no don't get off no not then right why right exactly then oh wait no wait why have you [ __ ] me wait why did you do this to me nice oh my god okay I'll get off so you can actually make it up wait you know I can't help you if you can't there you go yes did you make it I'm so close did you do it Bob yo oh man I was so close to pole vaulting oh my god I'm just a little oh my god Allah that was good you can make it I keep hitting my feet on the ground I'm on oh my god why that was the one unbelievable believable dick you unfathomable douche we you beyond dick dick that was the worst thing you've ever done is it ruined I can't believe you I can't believe you that was by far the worst thing you've ever done I was right there that was the swing I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive you for that I really don't that's like you did a real dick move their way oh my god Bob I wish you could have seen it I wish you some rocks yeah yeah yeah yeah I guess some rocks I'll do some rocks shoes and throw you in the Cincinnati oh yes I see that oh the Ohio River sorry is it going yeah it's going good meet us on the other side feel free to help Wade I can't wake up fast oh [ __ ] we're drowning good this works better if there's just one of us so I think I can jump out of here and be safe to hear ya so you'll float you can jump up up there now guys I could reload the checkpoint so I can come back okay man so I want to get onto this chain thing yeah but you know two people really screw it up because it can unhook from clasp apparently there you go so now I do this whatever that does oh can you actually can you raise it up so draw I could drop off up there no I didn't make it that's fine it's fine it's fine spider it's too low I'm gonna scooch it up and I'll catch you there's any problem all right that's what you're here for always on my side always here to help well okay my god you need to go up a little bit I think no it's fine I got this this will be the what this next one here [Music] yeah but how do we get it to go it stays in whichever direction you pull it so once you turn it on it just goes okay you want me to pull it in you go sure yeah okay here we go hey guys do you come back for me nope oh yeah baby [Applause] sorry guys do you guys forgive me for doing this I'm about to do you do not do it no fine don't do it we literally can't turn it around if we wanted to do so there's three I know I gotta get to you somehow no just hold on who let us touch the top one one point two-five uh-huh uh-huh forget ahead account zero I thought you guys might have got to the checkpoint [Music] okay that's good that was what a good podcast we had guys no no it's okay I'll fix this thank you everybody so much for stopped by this week tune in next Tuesday when we find a new member no guys love three beans in a pod we will have the brand-new brand-new member with us he or she will be so talented so funny and so thoughtful guys come on let's go all the qualities we've been missing we could do this together you'll get all the latest news and updates scammy news world news for the vents and less baggage bob streams over at facebook.com slash my skirm go give him the follow give him a like watch the stream good guy good guy that Bob good guy good guy great streamer great streamer always rely on him facebook.com slash mu why is ke erm we'll see you next week that was the funniest [ __ ] that's ever happened apparently [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 3,413,326

Rating: 4.9732194 out of 5

Keywords: wade betrays his friends, markiplier, human fall flat part 3, mark bob wade, bob and wade, collab, multiplayer, human fall flat markiplier, human fall flat funny moments, game physics, funny physics, funny, laughing, hilarious, betrayal, how could you wade, how could you betray us

Id: 0GT547r68KE

Length: 45min 51sec (2751 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 19 2020

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[u/Milospesh]

Wade really did betray them hard this time :)