WADE LITERALLY LAUGHS WHILE I DROWN

yeah mate where's the water we're slow no way we're not we're not falling you're going up wait don't go up all right we could do a little little more like a monster outing around oh yeah try oh yeah all right monster so just do we do not want to change jobs then I'll be captain if you want to run around like an idiot but I I'm good at engineer now yeah I'll watch one engineers what you were yeah engineer it me engineer boy I feel good about my job I'll be gunner oh no no no Bob you want to be gunner oh yeah okay I'll stick with engineer Wade you're the captain now oh god I don't know why you are d captain now but here we go I feel good about this I feel bots we get of a bot be the engineer now eight nine bots ten BOTS whoa excellent no you have to be captain that's that's the rules what's happening let's have three BOTS and see how big how much I bought be captain no I don't to drive the ship I'm so bad at driving it's fine man it's all good you were like go go back wait what are you doing but now you get to experience the joy dealing with all right so we're hunting a monster wayde's the captain I'm the scary officer and we're gonna have BOTS doing stuff or whatever got those ready set video games so how does this actually work bog yeah well are you telling the bots to do stuff yeah I'm trying to make sure that they know their purpose very damaged systems what do you mean everything's working all right systems goddamn injured we're trying to get to the water outpost - I see where the swarm is and I see where the outpost we're trying to kill the swarm that's our that's our excuse me yeah we're doing a monster mission we're hunting my fingers moving now I thought it was gonna be one monster not a swarm or hunting the swarm mark alright how do I load the guns this is you have to go up and grab ammo from upstairs and bring it back down guns loaded I don't tell if it's loaded top middle top middle okay so it only has like one round in it the one goes to that five the other guns are like machine guns so they have like a little the green will slowly go down to show you how those left are those the ones that replenish themselves they don't replenish you have to go up and get more ammo okay something deep groaning from inside the crap he's not making me feel better why is he up here just staring at you Bob mark I'm gonna get a wrench in a little screwy so in case you need my help I'm prepared this is sucky yeah it's freakin terrible it's the actual worst it's so bad about it why are you complaining oh just cuz it's sucky wait so can I stun baton the bot or us Gerald Oh Traci Maxwell well we have a medical officer we've got to all right we're heading directly to the right now I got a cave system Francis look away nothing happened behind it lip on the radar to the bottom right bottom right to of the mark yeah what's up hopefully that was deaf one of our medical officers Oh what is that what I don't know you weren't here you weren't here Bob I had to kill it for you did you kill something I did yeah good work dude thanks thanks not captain wise Francis say things are getting tense shut the [ __ ] up Francis look things are getting tense man which way are we going right now down down I trying to navigate us through what I think is cave walls right now we're going straight down we'll be going back to the right shortly we're 450 meters away from the swarm calm down I'm just saying guys the swarm sounds real bad we have a very narrow cave or about to go into so sorry and Brendan Vance actually you know what I don't know if I can navigate this cave it may have just totally Gerald Danko to go charge the batteries yeah there are any batteries on this boat I beg to differ Gerald's a little stupid I think I've realized this can I just tell him to follow me power the power went out so I think we might be hitting something were you running the engines too hot oh god what happened get out it's pressure the pressure in the engine room Oh what happened oh god get a suit on get a suit on that place so I can tell you that god why am i holding this goddamn guitar fix leaks hang on I'm going for the engine to seal a breach what hell happened I lost power we were right about to hit something real a bit Oh God yeah yeah yep we lost two of them no go next how do you tell where the leak is I don't understand I don't know I just kind of dragged my fusion welder along the walls and I hope for them the thrust is at 95% Wade what are you doing I don't know I was dragging that little arrow around trying now for so long about keeping the thrust slow if you don't know that was you I lost power and then everything with the [ __ ] Oh power Oh mark there's leaks there's a leak symbols you see now yeah I see em I think it's the crew reporting leaks which they're good little boys and girls so two of the crew members died oh yes okay I didn't like them anyway no Gerald's the only one that survived I told thank go to pick some damn leaks is the ship moving no if it is I don't know I have no power to the helm I'm trying to go outside I need to find a screwdriver again oh we need another fuel oh we oh we're out of fuel I'm gonna replace the fuel rod oh god we hit we have another fuel rod so we should have we should be back up to power I'm overheating it I'm overheating it I'm overheating it I did that thing you said that was bad to do okay it's okay it's okay okay I took the other one out and now we're back below means shotgun I'm checking for home roots as I'm doing it I can't there's a we're sitting on a rock so I can't if that okay I did my best waters going down okay good this is out right here by I got you I'm sorry to try to find a thing to help I'm trying that's very good mark can you uh fix some [ __ ] please I will fix your mouth you might have to go make a screwdriver I think there were two last time oh one of the crew members might have it though I think I had to grab a screwdriver oh man temp low output low why are you oh we have no power to craft a screwdriver why don't we have power I don't know I don't understand the reactor keeping up with stuff I don't understand I don't know what is the what is the engine or was the hello output low right now what is the helm at is the helm on oh my god worried 100% thrust that's why wait wait it's not I was not 100% thrusting on wait get to the helm oh my god oh my god fire fire fire oh oh okay oh god the helm is okay that was not what we were going at before my god I was not on master pilot I were you were a great pilot puppy who are the best bottom okay all right chillin chillin everything's nominal on the reactor I'm putting my suit back in yeah I'm gonna go take the suit off so I can move around [ __ ] despite my best attempts not to what are the but what's the situation with the ballasts ballast airlock airlocks full alright I got that I got that alright got a corpse is the airlock draining yes okay I got that everything appears to be draining but we're still not going up do you have the ship going in an upward direction yeah these can be quite slow don't don't over critter it if you're looking at the gun turrets can you guys see the bottom I am NOT I'm making sure everything up here is behaving and okay we're going up we're starting move up that one okay good job hey let's get the swarm guys let's do this I don't that was my fault whatever went wrong there I think it absolutely very temporarily increased thrust in order to try to dodge walls I've got internal damage in my head I've got damaged in my I've got internal heart damage and burn just so you know I hope you guys are all ready to rock cuz we're 300 meters away from the s'more why I'm gonna bring one of these down did I just use this okay I just said I'm gonna set all the spare coil gun ammo by the coil guns I guess what am i dying what am i dying what I put in a bow to cut my head and now I'm dying what what it said I needed antibiotic and now I'm dying to take an antibiotic I did I think I overdose I think I'm gonna die I'm gonna die what I hope knocks were crushing the swarm I don't know what happened are you dead no I'm I'm alive but my interface has gotten strange I'm gonna just take some morphine yeah check for 90 meters which way which way okay there we go I'm the right better now always thinking why this go up are you using the engines a lot because holy [ __ ] this is a lot of power I had I had to bump the thrusters up for a second to dodge the bottom here cuz wasn't responding hey your helm increased hey good job big guy Thanks get him bud top right all the swarms here whoa I can't see it yet they swam to us they're on the front of the ship top of the ship on that ship what what but what we're surrounded by swarms what you're telling me that this swarm is a swarm oh yes I killed some [ __ ] Oh with [ __ ] more Gunners we might need more Gunners I need to get my suit on metal that's interesting they feed on each other ballast one which one's ballast one front by the helm by the helm okay coming in there's a swarm on the front of the ship there's another one person there's no air in this suit I need to take it off fine I can't really shoot straight up like on the edges of the ship where I can't reach we got to get out there and shoot him open the guns so the guns are open I don't even know what you mean no open the gun room the armory it's open its open its open it is not open it's been open every time I've gone up there because you have a key card to it thank you no you opened it for me it was it was open when I got there coz of the shadows indicate whether it's open or no God I'm standing at the door unable to open it meaning it's not open we're approaching straight above us oh I need a cloak I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna shoot them and if I got one on us I'm going out there and I'm gonna shoot them here I go good bye everybody bye Bart I can't see the ones that I okay okay where is this thing what are we talking about here top right of the ship I see one on us top right meters away top right top right okay you big whiney bow are we falling oh my god I think so oh my god Oh airlock airlocks full come in come falling too quickly why are we falling hang on I need I need preparin just do it okay okay sweet freakin Jesus please please Godin all right I'm going out again so we're falling so fast yeah mate where's the water we're slow no way we're not we're not falling you're going up wait don't go up without bag all right told auto pilot to maintain position here is this thing [ __ ] body slam Green now we should be drained now there is still a swarm on our ship I'm trying to get to the ship are you moving please have auto pilot maintain position that's not happening now but is it maintaining position I think because it's a tear log over control and just manually not move I'm trying to manually not move you I wish the autopilot hope somebody better than my manual dude I am in the middle of the ocean breach should be fixed that we should be waterless wait you I with my last breath I curse you wait god damn guns right side going I'm killing freaking everything just I know I don't know where Mark went I hate you so much I am dead mark you okay yeah ma'am good yeah were you at we're coming for you I'm sure it's good top right how I don't see him how where how they're sinking again for some reason okay I'm gonna see how far what the hell you guys are on the bottom of the ocean again tell me again I don't see those things over here you see our deaf and you see what the sonar is showing yeah we're at the bottom of the ocean guys you I was swimming upwards think cuz you went up and I'm like oh you went up where are you good job my first time being captain I was also just captain for the first time ever swarm swarm we're hitting one one okay yeah oh god one one yeah one you know I don't know how many came to meet in the abyss for if you just go straight up if you'll find my body if you go straight up 42 meters we're between one and two o'clock there are two that are I think munching on a little piece of me [Laughter] you know you can stop holding left-click and it won't move I'm trying to adjust this to keep this thing and shooting range for you I can't I'm not shooting anything I can't see anything 30 meters straight up straight up straight up go straight up yeah okay where's one oh yeah I marked it now but we did it got guys crazy can you at least bring my body back so my family very alright pretty much accomplished buddy good work all right thank you this is going to be a rough you are a legend again we're going down for God's I'm glad I'm just really thrilled that you guys are gonna die now we're gonna be fine Wow Gerald's really doing on oh wow that's not good huh it's fine it's fine I'm just gonna stand here with a fire extinguisher and put it out repeatedly I put two fuel rods in so we got extra juice yeah that's never a good idea we I okay you're just scraping along the bottom of the ocean a little bit but yeah okay well we're gonna go up eventually it's fine we have we have nominal power or we're not going up no we're moving to the right but not up you're going a little up do we have water anywhere I don't understand not that I see know where you are going are the ballasts working I guess wait oh [ __ ] over are things offline up here oh we're starting to move up a little bit now yeah wait it's house way let's not have patience it's how you know how acceleration and velocity are different things yeah but I had it up and we were scraping the bottom for five minutes man what's offline Wade nothing up here is offline what's the whole section it just says offline because it's not using the battery right now it doesn't need to use the battery time are you guys gonna come get my body insufficient power right now something is not fine well I'm going back to engineer well for some reason I was dragged away from engineering you should have some German [ __ ] Danko he's trying to be positive man why is it like I'm like trying to belittle you as hard as you can you it rolls off you but Jones like we can do this and you're like King Jerry goes to your [ __ ] I'm not used to your [ __ ] we're down to the fuel rod in the engine and the extra one extra okay we're only 888 meters away but I don't know that we're going up Martel bonhomie no no I'm wet you left me way behind I'm way by dropping six kilometers an hour now we are but I'm telling you we weren't 26 kilometers an hour what I was violating I was keeping our velocities under 10 in all directions where am i way Pat you're way off to the [ __ ] left no dude um I'm coming for you oh are you in like a respawn thing are you aware that you wait chopped-up up to the left bun bun bun yep I think that's where Mark is some supplies for us why we have supplies for you screw you I'm sinking again are you I wait I'm like a hundred percent sure that it's you how do I steer this thing how do I actually make a ship go so you guys see it nevermind I see it I got I click and drag the arrow and then it moves yeah well yeah I'm coming for you big guy I'll cover for you humpy back II cover for you my nominal nominal no I'm anal ok I'm coming in I'm gonna dock with you guys so don't get to the end when you sort of maintain position we're moving mark I know you're moving I'm aware of this I'm trying to find you how far are you mark closer I shoot you what I'm just curious I'm just curious if that's pot if that's a thing I knew you'd want I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I would I'm not saying that I would want to I'm just we're uh musing out loud oh here comes bunny yep okay I see you here I come bunny up I'm happens if I do this I'm gonna line up the doc no I mean maybe wait what no what come doc I'm coming I've got issues in the engine room well it flashed red I'll check it out man this docking thing's real stressful yeah dakis [ __ ] nuts I'm running out of power don't do that what and will will talk to you or something um I ran out of thousand bucks I'll [ __ ] no well you can always hop out of the ship and just swim back in right like that always works out right all right I don't know what what where's the engine Mark Waid mark wait what what what blam into us at relatively high of a loss to say us Tim what do you mean trust me I ran out of power I don't treat oh I could see you bud look at that oh don't get squished how do I go this George considered by thank you do you have to close the airlock to your right maybe look if you go in there and then close that and then open the top what is this pump no I don't want them custom oh wait move slightly left he's drifting away from us I'm just gonna force this bad boy oh not down but but you're I shouldn't have told you to move I've got very slightly going up I'm forcing this current accelerating away from I'm forcing this away I'm speeding it up slightly responsibly what why can't I open this thing why can't I open this thing hey Bunyip we're accelerating toward you why can I not open this thing we're gonna die in the rescue submarine I'm trying to force the door open with a crowbar I can't I can't [ __ ] open it what is happening docking mode you literally it happens automatically if you can get up yeah wait actually Marc just chill and wait you try and talk on to Marga then that will say oh my god the other two guys are dead oh no shoot around the bots no they're not around I can't get the thing open I can't just ward oh [ __ ] a deathtrap wait doc with him how oh I got it open okay I got it over me what did you just do Oh Oh do we have water Wade anything thanks so much why were you laughing I'm in the middle of the ocean again you were laughing so you couldn't use your eyes Wade just you have like three things on your screen just look at them Wade is the ship moving no is the ship on the ground yeah did you go straight down from where you were no it's straight down okay because I am swimming again okay okay I am running out of air we aren't moving cuz ballistae k is a whole bridge I have to go in through the bottom remember this weight is the bottom axis okay I turned off the we're not going anywhere that's fine I just I'm gonna get to you first do you see where am i how close am I your I see your light meters Cassie you're light ah you have quite a few problems up here I'm gonna do you a service and I'm gonna well it is shut wait give me information what's happening everything so a command room I just flashed red once Bala think B just flashed red guys like broke guys I need you to come downstairs and open this hatch I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming since we're gonna rescue mark and then all will be forgiven ties you got like 10 seconds I'm right here how do I open this come here why can't I open it guys guys I can't mark what you do why can't I open this just the ship I power oh wait wait I know I know okay mark come here buddy coming what do you mean that Mike coming it's not open wait horse it I'm bobbing bub bub I'm literally how do I open it it's not opening poop I jump I can't man I can't do anything Bob it's cold puff what Papa don't die mark I don't want to die off mark I cope with the dog the dog i straight-up can't open it please please go if I press this button nothing happens please [Music] are you doing much literally wouldn't it literally bangs at me I don't know what it wanted I think everyone did a really good job you have a good time Marc yeah yeah you know a lot of fun I seriously can't open this door I don't understand I think it was just because there was no power like a junction box didn't let there was power though maybe not heard of the junction box that went to that button and I think that's one of the situations where you would rewire something to give four virginal power Jesus flying on I'm just gonna end this bad boy hey wait why are you hitting the ground again my arrows in the up position man I don't know did you drain the power it's a real fine balance you killed it I'm trying not being very successful about it Oh God wave your back Wade you're backing the ship up to run over my corpse aren't you let me see if I can let me see if I can end this misery real quick here that could find like a reactor for the sub I think it just had batteries yeah yeah wait I was I was there hard the door open what that I was trying to pry the door open from the outside it didn't work commander why can't I kill us we're still gonna kill it ourselves well that's not what we want to do somebody goodnight for good old Jerry I'm Way ahead of you well he took the grenades well he's an underwater scooter that would have been good for mark yeah oh hey Bob wait it wasn't if you you know the funny thing is very concerning Wade that you were just laughing when I was drowning and that's very concerning [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

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Id: LouJMKWfjcM

Length: 28min 54sec (1734 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 18 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Wizzerd348]

Hopefully this encourages a bunch of new players to join :)

[u/seanking59]

i love markiplier especially when he does stupid stuff with bob and wade

[u/PolskiBoi1987]

OH GOD

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FIRST WE HAD CRIKENTIDE NOW WE HAVE MARKIWAVE

rest in peace public lobbies

[u/Chaski1212]

Anyone got any idea why the door didn't work?

The airlock doors were closed, the sub had power, the buttons weren't rewired supposedly.