BETRAYING EACH OTHER OURSELVES APART TOGETHER | Resident Evil: Resistance

I only have the starter mastermind which gives me G Birkin I'm ready I don't know G Birkin your Birkin keep working I got a big eyes shoulder and a big juicy arm can I be the Chad oh yeah I'm back just like the male version of Chad from Friday the 13th I guess we're just gonna play downtown map because I don't know what any of these are anyway okay I have increased fist damage so get ready to get fisted Oh oh goodness and I have to select okay there are decks of zombies that you can unlock jerks no literally zero of these things existed in the Sariel I don't even know what we're supposed to do look what is our objective here I love the floor a lot apparently it's a friendly fire no why did you test it on me cuz you're you can handle it yeah how else would you know because you're so strong if you get infected you need blue worms that's what I learned from the tutorial okay waitis always if to pick things up in this game it's unstable connection with the mastermind hey friends Bob you don't see anything yeah except for my sweet ass yeah shoulder it yeah so strong he's so big and strong okay [Music] I'm the best oh yeah now he's down okay I'm gonna reload my stick that's it's it's Bob in zombie form ah you got me it's Bobby I went into my focus I never Ram it my tiny bones my sweet shoulders how I not known for that wait don't trust that you guys are really you guys are really running through here don't worry Oh have you guys seen a mr. raccoon it's a gun turret shoot no no listen don't do that when you shoot me it really shakes my entire thing well that sucks what you shoot Zig it shakes the camera so badly I literally can't do a goddamn thing no I saved your life that was me saving your life - I mean cause you know I don't trust this puppy just can't what puppy okay wait nice booty shorts thank you thank you so you guys are not picking up the things you should say miss out the shorts who keeps doing this someone's doing this look look look look [Music] it didn't hurt me at all okay so this is the mr. raccoon what it's a zombie you idiot it's treating thing on it we drew things that you think there's a traitor in this game like oh it's okay guys I got the cameras fine can you stop doing that no can you stop wait wait come here I'm healing also I grabbed a tail - a raccoon if we find a raccoon got its of course is a record there's a raccoon right there okay you first you first Oh fire you know what I didn't I gotta say it didn't oh yeah there's another thing down here we need an arm will you have an arm didn't you just say you had an arm I have a tail oh okay I got it boys don't even worry about it nicely raccoon is all good just bounce out take that Bob did you win win Oh way area 100 my sensitivity just go up a bajillion mouse sensitivity just go up a trillion yeah what the hell okay it's done you can pick up umbrella credits and then buy stuff in that container I think that's cool also I don't know what she does I feel like it was important to know what my G button does oh yeah that's your unique ability I think I have like a limited ammo for a short time or something uh-huh are you super punches huh take that Karen look out he's got a gun maybe I don't know set a gun Bob is that a gun it's not a gun wait wait let me see if it's a gun destroy the cameras what am I supposed to do about it I need help I can heal you well not yet never mind go away I don't like you hey I see an urban here Bob what's up friends how's it going I don't think so so I'm getting blues and yellows and I wanna I want to count combini you wanna oh it's still alive apparently I got a security card if I must I don't I don't understand these areas well who are you at fram's you know we're stuck in controlling a dbag zombies at all in the slightest existed out of this a whole [ __ ] slow kill me what's happening out there oh my god because I move one inch yeah I do you got over there I walk into a [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] no Dommy Dommy Dommy Dommy oh yeah that looks good how do you like them apples hey waiting to speak can you not sir I have no concept of Sledge hey listen you need to let me put down my that's not good that's that's not good guys behind us mmm that's not good don't think about Bob you can't get me Bob I might be able to see zoning yeah I guess what you gonna eat TM what'd you get how does an ATM how does an ATM help us oh it's a rocket it dispenses money guys explosive money what's is what that sounds oh oh oh I think it's an anti-tank like the fact that I kind of got split off from everybody I want to come back I don't know what the objectives are sizzling top left from American scream oh no is that a gun it's not it's just a camera you a-hole no it's a gun camera it's good don't trust him a gun brah a gum stupid look out look out to the exit to the exit yes oh my god yeah let me oh oh oh can't kill us we're healing get in my heal whole my whole is unstoppable well that didn't really work very well Bob you're amazing oh you guys are all fully healed and I don't like running out of resources here it's hard it's my heel hole no one ever expects as a whole no there's a lot steeper of a learning curve for the mastermind I'm not doing anything we gotta be way too sensitive right now as well yeah oh my god what is with that right and then it cams down what's love bugs got some good bugs on that I want to buy something yeah don't don't buy stuff that's not nice don't buy stuff can I drop things how do I know I can okay get rid of that herb smart huh what do we eat them do you don't combine them anything yeah he dumb you dum-dum can you nerds come out here what are you doing we're getting ready for you we're getting all big and beefy our big muscles we're gonna get them all big for you we're killing doggies the dogs chewy Bob my sensitivity Solheim oh yeah my 40 don't get a thingy on your footing he's got a gun gun camera okay good run a gun brine it's fine it's fine can't even control the camera when you do that that's the zombie spawn you can't shoot them when they're gold kinda shoot it going doggy yes golden poppy very simple science are you mad boy I'm science boy hmm suspicious hey wait a minute wave like a human being shoot it that doesn't even make sense hey wait doing that I've got got going on in this game honestly it's zombies guys where are you okay hey how you doing how did you all just kid they just died so fast we got guns I nothing I could spawn does anything except for my one ultimate douche bag well it's it is running us out of ammo so if you were worried about that definitely what I'm worried about okay Oh big boy big boy big boy oh that's not good I'm gonna dispense money at him with my ATM right right good idea whip I'm stabbing this glass we're all it's worth well that's not good no no get that okay good trap haha I got him I'm on ammo can I use this F yeah I'm coming back up nerd no no what no that's not love no I'm not running I was walking very slowly away so yeah are you actually kidding me my guy's not doing anything oh budget why I need more things do you guys are gonna really enjoy being master mob it seems real fun tell you what it's so fun I bet it's pretty fun oh that doesn't what's the what's that sound what is that the plant dudes the plant dudes oh those are no good no no bueno on those guys oh god I just pulled one down no oh good god I landmine we should definitely use that that's a good one to use all those plants suck oh wow oh dog wait what well rude to the dog I'm in the moment it's nothing against the dog little rude see everyone gangsters in the dog bison in the ass that bit me in the neck return the favor ah what's going on I'm eating a yellow herb I'm being eaten I'm the yellow huh no I'll stop well that's not good we need to destroy the course oh you're right the core is the core but of course wait you didn't finish off that one at the top of the that one oh you guys are so so Mickey Mouse we have seven left on my sledgehammer I ducked I got me super amazing don't go in there goddamn yeah you keep punching him watch him get the supplies on B punch yeah get the supplies on me punch him I'm helping okay punching him wait are you dead oh that's a shame oh god Shawn god damn it I don't know what that did that's not good taking one of these that did that not hurt him all right you're coming with us you think we're trapped with you he'll never be stabbed in my ass like this no you're not stabbed oh you're dead we run away [Music] we got him I'll never suspect me slipping by who missed me it was a lot of there's a lot of zombies aha so are you all the way did I respond one room up first yeah no however we only have a minute left so it did take time off oh well we better get through this objective guys yeah I would recommend the bio core sir I need to be God I just got them by Oh Boober wasn't one up here all the way over there oh there oh it's Bob gonna win no by pure random chance I'll shoot oh my god it's so much health I got a [ __ ] Magnum and it's not doing anything Charlotte - oh Lord is this gonna be the third one got some zombie friends no they're not our friends wait I see it on the map it's all the way down and across its way it's on the other side we're far from it hey Shaun you just took ten seconds off what you do though what you do Oh Shaun really did it to us over time quick guys just because my character is the one that highlights the objective with my ability doesn't mean they what that was a great a performance apparently great I absolutely owned you noobs what you were doing towards the end there but it was like never ending zombies yeah well I sorta just had a huge stack of a lot of zombies left and all the energy I could use and just spam zombie right and right around that place where you guys strategy yeah I finally figured out how to use one of the I think the most powerful move of the darf G G Man G boy that last time where you abuse on one ultimate yeah that that was the way yeah but then I stabbed you in the butt and that that really made you man really did stab me in the butt what do we who's who's mastermind now all right I'm gonna be Han you airy girl squad in the haze ow yeah hell yeah all right yes let's make it happen this time we know what we're doing baby no no you don't make anything happen ba get it as fast as possible no wait I don't know is your cursor is a face of like a 12 year old unlike me I wanted my character to finally have baby-faced if you see what it would feel like because it sucks have an old man face okay right it's important to have a melee weapon just to not waste ammo on things you can avoid I think having one against those things the insult yeah so should I buy a torch I don't know what you can buy I didn't have a torch there so you got definitely mainly a weapon I see I think as a torch I cuz our timer is oh it is going oh god it is going okay wait no on the ground we got hit the thing on the ground okay yeah we're just trying to completely objective so we got three pieces of a puzzle okay he's on me thank you oh wait the master I know he's got a gun yes whoa sure do stop that my ammo I'm putting the thing on the thing okay so what does the puzzle piece look like then it was a fox before this is a different one so I don't know it's just you gotta grab it and then you gotta go get it hit it damn it open baby hit it harder harder alright there you go oh hey what I just hear I heard something sound good all you mean sound very infected there's a lot of them going around what do you do there's dago's there are some dago's controller - he's got a piece kill him oh I can't see why can't I see blind or something no no no don't laugh he's got a gun be in my heal circle he can't kill us in my heal hole no I've got the piece I'm gonna go go back and give the piece Wow am I supposed to do now oh yeah surprise army oh god no that's no guy what guy guys no no no no no what are you talking about guys we work together never mind I don't need any of you don't come and take my stuff I got it's my son's coming back to help I don't like the laughing on the girl I don't need to watch my step oh god do not hit the mines Jesus Christ you bang bang bang bang real good I'm not helping guys it's all good dogs right in front of us up nevermind how he's got the gun again hang on I can do something about this oh wow this feels spammy whatever whatever I might even care I'm putting a heel down it seems to be a one shot oh god no oh god no no no no no excuse me pardon me gotta go sorry I gotta go I'm in busy suspected you didn't know what you were doing well you did resort to the strategy that I ultimately want it for me so the strategy is spam everything yeah puzzle rooms and just filled it with enemies and that was it and then I got Birkin and then kind of trapped you all oh is that what you did because when I got to the puzzle room and there was enemies everywhere I was like what's going on what the hell I was there I was a real big mastermind it was a big brain move oh I see well I'm glad I won cool you should be my buddy you should be mad now you guys man yeah I can tell you want it now I can tell you what I can tell you why no needs to be called big brain it's you but I can tell you want it you can have it I'll get a next time do it I'm beginning to think that it's really unbalanced about the fourth player oh all right way just go come on but make it fast right after you my friend I had to throw away this cupcake wrapper look just do it not a bit anymore now it's just really annoying and boring you heard the man she do gives Becca limited ammo for short duration that sounds really overpowered and also she's got sweet booty shorts oh yes I see with Valerie yeah the heels are really helpful helpful and the identification of objectives seems pretty nice I like it plus she gives off like a Velma vibes and I'm into that she's the girl next door she does kind of look like Velma you are right yeah girl squad girl squad let's go oh sweet ass shot immediately Wow yeah I'll just go let's let's do this come on we got a hurry before before Wade learns how to play before he learns what to do search for the exit come on that's what your thing does yeah okay it restored the bingo puzzle where - bingo puzzler or the bingo puzzle that I don't know bingo board was a lock I got a bell icon is that good sure oh wait yeah we need a seven a bell and a dollar oh you wall up that dog I really want him feel bad watching that meow thank you thank you I might be able to see something don't come to me okay but wait don't even try don't even try wait don't even think don't even try you're trying your thing in the door oh do we have them where's over here oh he's so fast wait what the hell he's fast that's fast this to my house weights weights controlling him but that's so fast you said it moved like a slugger that's quick I helped you a seven is there like a specific place for a seven or do we just get it yeah there's a seven hole a seven hole got what the seven in the seventh hole of seven no wait no no no easy I'm coming twitching can I like shoot you guys or whatever no you got me I don't know if you can shoot us watch out there's a trap my trap card that's a very very bright I'm gonna put a Hale down just in case healing the key got the key let's get out here you hit the trap not helping you apparently shooters good I'm trying try takes that stinky I'm in caution okay go through the door now oh wow good job we did it dummy wave Oh sensitivity that's such a strange but you're saying now about this wait I can hack this thing or something no I can't don't Bobby you should probably buy health I think you guys should take your time just think about what you're doing between you look at this lovely velvet couch oh yeah we need to hurry up cause he's doing things no no no he's not there's no way he's too honorable for that defeat the security guard zombie the security guard zombie dude odds are they're in here I thought we were safe yeah no there's no safe route there's no safe rooms that's not very safe no they're not they're dead kill mr. blue he's got a gun camera oh good job so fast miles an hour I can't hit him there we go look out behind you Bob you're going coming over here I'm shooting mister oh my god I got one dog I'm so speedy and my booty is amazing how can I hit you oh that's not good Oh God wait I'll save you you're not dead you're not dead watch this amazing [Music] [Applause] broken skull there that's my brain is mush something to you guys we respawn don't you worry I know and I'm about to do number two of three nice oh hi no no no no I get my wait listen wait you don't want to do that cuz I'm gonna bid see ya all right hey come back you can't get me in here what's he doing he's being a big dumb yeah I could see your outline right --always daddy fell over his good eye it just says leave control mode apparently that kills him yeah to deactivate the security devices yeah they're like little ATMs I did too I don't know where they are mark can you ping him I'm pinging as I go trying to find things not really finding the things you're talking about whatever those might be I can't see the last one oh I think things are going really well right now oh my god absolutely massacring dogs right now that's awesome where are you Bob I'm trying to find online I just hit her in the crotch I'm fine no come on you find it No Oh II did I did I did I did yeah you've got I'm tight voice run you into the next life get out of here on the way it turns out there's a bunch ah let me help yeah you can oh yeah it's okay I don't need you behind us oh that looks bad in front of us oh [ __ ] you know watch out in front of you your footsies all right [Applause] behind you toss I got a tennis shoe Tammy - I'm getting bited don't get bite at this time okay that's not good no you're not not my watch yes we can oh that's not good that's what we call not good hey stop shooting me hey anything can see okay big gun for this one take some enhancement spray everybody your perfume course up top rows up top guys Igor okay I'm using a sledgehammer instead yeah good job Bob oh yeah I got a swung in there your morale really lifted my spirits gets logged good absolutely pong Don douchebag yeah over this way yeah Oh dong for that hold on guys my muscular shoulders all right go for it ow my shoulders okay wait no throw blast throw a grenade throw something you can't kill me I'm healing my heal hole is unstoppable I'm fragile oh [ __ ] give my heal like you hold my heal huh my heel hold my heal old guys good lord good lord guys you should keep flashback or something I have flash bangs but I can't throw them how do you throw them right click and then throw guys come back ok there are more dogs out here oh we have 30 seconds shut up I'm trying I really should use that ability I have where I don't run out of bullets op that'd be nice okay like I still wasted all of your time we're one second away from being leet ah damn it we said I really took off that last second there didn't I damn it wait your records really wonky being mastermind cuz like you guys go through the different room so fast you almost have to stack up like a room cuz like we would load in and I'd be like all right what do I have and I was like put something in a room I look at the map and you guys like alright we're cleared three so it's like well I guess I'm just loading up this last one then yeah so no it's monkey I don't think we're supposed to take grenades and [ __ ] yeah survivors feel a little weak overall but maybe it's because we're the not damaged characters or something I don't know well and also there's not four of you there's not mark that's how numbers work okay so are we doing more we switching experience the joy you're right okay else experience yeah please demolish us wish I had known some of the things I know now and iowa's mastermind well you wanna be mastermind again I guess I'll be beck again no my back oh you could be back at then yeah oh poor old face and the booty shorts that say hell yeah I don't like that sentence alright we ready here we go Oh none of us picked the healer [ __ ] that's ok maybe that's the maybe that's the thing maybe you don't need heals a lot oh oh my god I've completely forgot how to play oh yeah I have to clear the cameras for the rooms Oh yeah okay spooky guys this guy oh that's bizarre oh this is weird yeah it's a little wonk okay why that guy died they shot him oh you're in this room oh you're here oh you're here hey guys how's it going I did not shoot yet all right cool good there with the shooting no not at all to the lounge we'll get there guys don't even worry about it don't put those traps down no no no what traps you don't always talk about is that are you loving it okay it's it's definitely wonk it is definitely wonk wait it might pick up - oh whoa whoa oh God oh we enhanced him Oh God I didn't know what I did do you ask it like I know [Music] okay I'm dead I'm dead gone to pieces but oh did you put one in Bob I put one in ya oh we have them okay let's go back why doesn't it play placing it with a and D for like moving the camera is super weird yeah it's pretty pretty jank like for the exit' folks damn you guys are quick you guys are real quick I'm a dying behind is fine I'm doing all right all right round two don't forget to stock up on grenades and stuff okay why would you blame this now what did I blind it what did I do you flashbang this I didn't know all right speed is key friends let's do this muscular shoulders muscular shoulders do it January now I used my power now just swung a dog out of the air thank you so much this is fascinating I will give it that it's very fascinating if my fascinating do you mean all over the place yeah all over the place very all over the place very strange very [ __ ] cool though so you can really just throw [ __ ] zombies at people's feet and take 15 seconds off I'm not throwing zombies at you guys wherever you are I thought sounds bad Oh Oh interesting we need to keep looking for the thingy Oh big boy all right Oh God fire bad okay well I'll let you guys I don't want a cornea that feels bad all right I marry you come here what's the way you gotta go here don't like it I don't like it I'll get some of this nice good you're learning you're learning I'm proud of you there I go you guys did it proud of you oh my god he's spawning things in by the exit I'm about to die we're not supposed to be at the exit I don't know he's spawning things in over here I'm about to die oh yeah I'm just gonna close that door you guys stay in there that's fine in there things again on my way baby the spawn point man I gotta go how why does this year guys what where you spawning things watch out he's doing stuff he can do stone I was I was revived in a crowd of seven zombies well buried fine oh my God he's spawning so many things I it's it's I think it's completely imbalanced because after I control the big guy you stockpile like 10 energy it feels like that's a really unfair advantage watch out behind you [Music] sorry who's gone oh Jesus oh that's at the room where's the room here's the room I'm dead now oh that really burns the time yeah see anything what the hell is happening this is oh hold on hold on please you hacked me we just need to go to terminal I might be down down Jesus no no that's definitely not true they're smart good I feel great that oh that was area too well we ready for another area sure I feel like I feel like you did great on that cuz I feel like I through so much at you like unbelievable and I was like this feels almost unfair but you guys survived very proud very proud okay destroy the bio cores so it's over here next to me and Bob there are so many be careful Oh landmines kill my own zombies that's unfun he's there hello it's me I'm here now no I didn't think now come here right no no wait I think we need to keep moving now I will do this nothing apparently I will do nothing a single one of these hit you okay 15 seconds Bob you got this could be a lot less than about now but man overtime baby here we go oh my god Jesus that is so vicious sure brain yeah this room gets obnoxious without the fourth person yeah I could definitely see how a fourth person is necessary for that I would have to the person is mastermind would have to be going easy on you because I felt like energy got up so much faster in the last round too yeah the first area I was like oh god they're gonna destroy me and then like area two was like okay the third area and you just yes yeah you guys flew through the first area I wouldn't even able to do anything but that last round wolf yikes yeah big yikes you have to be like super pinpoint targeted like get the objective shoot it as fast possible the exact one and then get there Bob do you want strike you want treasure well don't stop do something about it sure I'm gonna be Tyrone because if the play is to be aggressive and quick I think it's like as much damage as possible yeah you can boost our morale then we fight better yeah let's give this a try by the way hacking the the cameras really mess me up yeah hacking it don't do that to me and then like the disruptions very very intense and then what I discovered is like the gun is basically useless because I'd rather just be placing some biessings are named launcher at one point that took Shawn down like instantly if it was a one shot mmm yeah that was a good shot I had one of those but it was I accidentally pulled up on a camera that you guys walked away from before I could fire it so I just this one's ready to go I didn't realize you were just stuck as the anything here I'm gonna save up let's just go for it let's see what happens okay all right okay Oh found it for you get kicked dude I Terra's the best tyrant is literally the best never be stopped why were you guys not playing Tyrone that's good argument that that is a good argument you know I got another one hey Tyrone no mess no traps I've got peace tired that trap put it in oh nice good job Tyrone thank you look out Tyrone swing Chuck Oh Oh God rally do something I'm gonna scream the power I'm ready to fight I can't hit this guy what can I not there we go okay supply zombie we should always get this guy always need help okay Tyrone you're getting in my way you're kind of behind you good thank you Tyrone hits hard that's how your own voice maybe yeah you sure about that Tyrone hits good I just use your mind to blow up your own zombie there it is [Music] there's stuff on the ground okay okay there's dead end I think so there Tyra oh oh wait no not dead end wait Tyrone you strength yes too strong broken Tyrone Power big hey what's up so you want to be kicked I love Tyrone so much I understand the controls more now but I don't understand how to win any better I don't think energy in the first round again energy is like non-existence Tyrone hurt a little bit but Tyrone okay Tyrone get sledgehammer I have a minigun what thingies ah me give me a minigun so I'm gonna use that one needed okay how I stepped on a thing I'm an idiot all right I gotta equip this oh god don't shoot me dog standing under my gun I wasn't more screaming what do we do defeat the security guard zombie okay oh god I never looked down oh my god I kicked the hell out of that duck we what are we looking for security guards nothing over here there's got to be a security guard somewhere oh oh oh Don yeah because my friends are DOM and not here where are you don't further popped Egyptian zone that's Egyptian zone it's all Egyptian zone Oh pasty gyptian zone okay I didn't understand your dialect by zombie dog there's a lot of boobies I can't look down Tyrone look forward always for it I found the security guard zombie why did that fall on my feet coming in for a kick man he can't beat me I kick my arm haha that's what you get alright MIDI got the boss oh the kick works haha come here and look nope hang on I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you get the keys the keys some of here you got the kid I can't do it I get kicked BAM kick didn't work with the minigun would you get out of here okay okay I want to do things did he die no not yet okay he will know well drop the goddamn key off with kept objective we have to do three things yes I'm running but he's chasing yeah I won't protect oh he's dead he's out he's okay now be careful he's got like a bajillion things oh not that counting it oh that's a lot of dogs where a security guard where security guard we cut the security guard there's gonna be two more okay well go get them then you just run twice do I have it does that mean I have it with hobbits oh oh I could do it um that may be why not here on the far right oh that's okay look for a kick by missed no dude we get the love where's the other one I think it's down here if it's the same as last time it's not the same as last time don't look down never look down the way we need to go what do you mean everything is spawning over oh that probably would yeah that makes that if that checks out Tyron go Tyrone going Tyrone screaming Tyrone hurt Tyrone round we're terminal meet Tyrone don't understand technology it's here it's here Tyrone kick kick Tyrone supplies Tyrone use big supply ah Tyrone being bitten Tyrone kid kicked Aaron dang oh my god Tyrone dying Tyrone such a piece of gum please need help no that zombies still alive zombies still live John okay back it down [ __ ] I'm infected so I couldn't do anything Tyrone losing consciousness wait it's not gonna waste our time even if all because we respawn Tyrone alive Tyrone going to exit now he's barking Oh for [ __ ] sake No Tyrone might be in trouble Martin's coming oh I see the wrong way Oh God the exit screaming I was at the exit wait was not at the exit what the hell only one has to be at the exit we're still not gonna win I was just keeping you all away from the exit no I got sensitivity honestly I've just wasted so many resources on that you're probably fine we only have 54 seconds okay let's go let's go let's go okay okay okay okay okay over here you shoot it we get time if we break one I think oh this is what Tyrone is for okay it's right up here yeah this one this next one yeah but Tyrone handle this so many cards in that one room you sure did you sure did Tyron handle this set off the exploding guys that was Sean no I said let Tyrone handle this and then he didn't let Tyrone handle this that's would've handled he would have [Music]

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Length: 60min 26sec (3626 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 21 2020