Hand Simulator with Tanks and GoKarts and Bob and Wade

how are we really doing artillery battle against no no God no tanks here's one see what tanks are like hell yeah it's like artillery on wheels I gotta go the bathroom first I'll be right back real quick wait I can't join the server it's burning a game already mark this is amazing it's gonna be so good that would be great I would love to mark all right join the server quick I'd love to quick join it Oh God Oh help me Oh Oh okay so you guys have already figured out how this thing operates oh yeah we played it for 30 seconds oh wow okay we know the left joystick support and right joystick rather is important either the left or the right joystick is important one of them or are you huge bang all right so I'm going up a mountain oh wow oh my god this is so funny well I see dust on the horizon guessing that's one of you guys oh well my hand broke okay guess I'm not driving don't worry if you drive if you drive around a little bit your hand might come back okay I see wonderful hey what's up nerd who's doing donuts in the desert who's this douchebag oh here we go let's fly it out Oh how'd you do that oh look you over but you broke my hand so you did good still I'm just permanently in Reverse I'm coming for you what's waiting to push it when you push it you're gonna push your joystick to pull I don't know it doesn't right for me and I gotta adjust my aim here a little bit okay wish I could stop moving Oh would you do something like that I'm playing bump okay mark is this you that I'm hey what's up buddy [Laughter] while at the target where you going where are you going I literally couldn't get married the target what the hell miss you Scott damn it I forgot what you the target oh my god I've got both my hands like you guys are so dead wait yeah because I have skills and stratagems Christ sorry I'm sorry frames gonna play a different game now I think no no no no no no no no frames I think I just need to learn how to better grab the balls you know what I mean so Bob team up on Wade yeah sure okay so good please you guys you need to sing the chance I can't turn left this match though so okay good just don't leave me to the right you know coming on the horizon just descend it's gonna go for a little bit of a stroll oh Jesus that's really close hang on oh god I'm not like no we're yeah we're yeah yeah the target ball right if you get both hands locked on this game mode is actually really fantastic yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes kill me I want to spectate come on man you got to be a part of this [Music] there's a new grenade toss no I got find out a way to cheat at this game and then you'll be fine mark don't team up on me you'll miss me I'm your buddy let's get mark I can't turn left again so uh I dumped my hands I swear to God are intentionally doing the opposite of that's not good I gotta be right back okay figuring [ __ ] that way yeah what you got to do way to just don't turn your wrist don't do nothing just place it on the ball and click yeah yeah that's crap and not working not to go left go left this time hold on holy smokes all right hold on what do you mean you can't go just pull it and go all right I I know how [ __ ] new steering works I don't get why it's not working that's all there is to this I can't click now my buttons I can't grab wait well hold on one finger I got one finger that's working please why do the other buttons not work and that wasn't you oh god it wasn't you where are you oh okay wait wait wait what is the problem here why is are you looking at my right hand doesn't want to like what no matter what I click and I got it it doesn't grab anymore what see how my fingers don't grab well then use a s DWF this one works I am this is the only working finger I just got to be left-handed yeah tell ya what see all right it's a new day working on the ball I can grab it alright words one forwards stoppin we're yanking we're breaking we're banking someday you'll respond to me alright well who needs to shoot when you've got driving for you just see wait for I get this bad boy gear I don't like turning left no you're lying to me excuses I'm doing everything I can to push this ball left I like this mountain a lot though so where's gonna left yes left oh you sweet succulent baby not the words I wanted to use I have full control of my tank already where are you dumbasses Titanic I'm trailing wave locked on target did you say your by the Titanic you're on the other side Oh baby I'm right next to you you can turn left did you know Justin seemed to be turning left at the moment no no kind of straight like what you guys oh my god it turned left to miss you if I'm honest what's up how's it going oh good pull you out of your misery waving Marc house this house it has the race looking from a servo cinematic shots wait you just put them on the balls and you grab that's it I know you'd think it would be easy I just gonna sit back and watch wait if you can shoot Bob if you can manage to you can do it Bob try and sit still we will film drown man part 4 we will do that if you can shoot it if you can't just I don't know if he's trying to make it effort I'm not sure these balls you want me to park in front of you see you keep your turning why are you my hand is not on that wheel okay I'm gonna try and keep myself my let it go God you just ran me over just stay still on this hill wait there you go wait now now's your chance this would be anger live or die is the way so I just give him all this is inches of what I didn't do anything I was literally not doing anything wait get Matt wait make me kill him I was literally only controlling the hand that something more on the motion stick oh wow wait you're really bad at this you are so incredibly bad at this that somehow you just made me kill you in a way that doesn't even make sense I've got both balls firmly grasp okay I will push the button wait if I come upon you I will not engage oh my god what are we are we in a truce marker which are just exploring right now or oh I explored in death mode I don't think as much to explore I think it's time to throw down it's gotta leave the target whose turn oh you will not oh yeah baby here you're off all missed you by inches missed you by inches what do you think you're going all right oh my god balls all right mark I give you credit you figured this game out you're the master thank you wait you really you really struggle with this one but no no no I figured I got it all right you want another you know the trick is my game breaks after the ready button so I have to grab everything before the ready buttons clicked look I don't know whoops why would I do that to myself wait wait whoever that is wait hey God hang on I was Wade competing now I don't know someone shot towards me and I was not dying 99 yeah don't you do Brad leave the target to target yes yes oh I'm sorry I had you in my sights my mind hit you I don't understand how are you not dead you again okay believe what killing me I think what Lord you and I both just hit each other directly like several I think our shells hit in midair so skills game is definitely not broken working to me Anna wait you got to lead the target no I did I just led to Munn and Wade some day you'll get a kill some day shouldn't have done that that was so mean I'm sorry I feel bad you'll never find me mark oh yeah I'm going to hide away done [Music] no you don't Oh oh my god how far away I was miles away I did not expect to hit you that was insane skill uh I claim skill wait I believe any of this stuff oh me too oh wait no getting antsy in it who is this is this you Bob I'll bet it is are you chasing me around the boat no what is that Wade it's maybe you're facing what oh wait okay oh wait oh wait I see you found your big boy pants oh god you'd think that killed me don't you we go I hear it okay oh god oh god oh no you don't know you don't know you don't know you know hey money you just gotta know you killed me accidentally that was bull all right Wade all right Wade [Applause] what a legend we went from the possibly the worst that's ever played to killing the best yeah this game is very difficult this is possibly one of the best and simulators I think we've ever played yeah even we can do it yeah yeah I like I'd just make sure I'm ready before the buttons so what happens if I do this Oh God just curious is he god now yeah where's your God now whit what happens to you I don't even remotely believe you okay it waits over here go dude sir see the trail the tracks in perfect circle we like I got my hands on it before they're just not in good standing Oh God but if I switch it's bad I don't get nothing happens when the ready button goes I destroy you like no oh and we're fighting oh we're fighting now I'm just gonna watch mark king how many shots look Nikita oh come on now that's rude yeah I'm watching yeah you're going after him get it mark you keep watch wait like the United Nations I'm just here to observe and well I'm not gonna participate godom just prove that that's not how it works that you totally got a handle on your balls that was very different it's very different I don't believe you at all watch this look easy cruising cruising oh you can fire with your with your driving hand if you you won't get too far to the left and like catch the other joystick the perfect strategy oh you can't oh boy I don't kill like that's good oh that's so close I'm just trying to yank it that's all whoa whoa your corpse now baby it's not very rude don't be rude now a parent discipline yeah you know a parent's shoot their children with it like how wait always gets the spot on the top of the hill in the middle super this is whoa easy there champ oh wow okay kids no no you got you got oh how did that miss oh yes coming down to this point our guns at each other's dicks and then run full speed at each other see what happened let me restart it for you guys I'm retired I'm good I think I've settled oh man that's fun this is the most fun I've ever had with an simulator this weird way I don't know it the last hero Vikings what about karting literally just go-karts could be fun Oh what it's not what I was expecting oh that's awfully bold of you to assume that I was ready oh wait there's like a there's like a little thing down to your left the game was it oh Jesus Oh God God there is no in-between with this steering there is no God Oh God how do you go back the link on the left thing and pull it back it's like a boat throttle oh my god it's so fast oh god it's so fast now we're getting it now we're getting it yeah uh-huh my arms oh okay oh is this a jump or a ramp or what is the deal here ho ho there goes my hair and it was a ramp like I was deafening oh I'm like half row no no I didn't find half throttle it's either go or not go Oh God in heaven through the air really getting a good oh that's not good oh I think I'm know if it's on I thought the car was off but it's on Oh the game's not on screen no mark can we restart this yeah please God holy crap all right let's go a baby let's go baby fill this speed wait Wow why am I going to reverse to start a mark this is nice and easy how are you doing that oh you didn't touch it ah I figured out the throttle this is nice it's not I got it uh-uh look at me oh oh wait no picking up feet wings oh okay oh god wait no baby please oh this is fast I didn't figure out the throttle guys pull back your arm can we restart no no no okay all right yeah maybe what would be a no wait I'm doing it oh it's picks it picks up speed whether you wanted to or not oh my goodness rims oh good okay cool all right I'll Boop the button are you moving it mark wait wait wait my throttle is doing some crazy things crazy I think you really got to manage the throttle Oh what have you was just inside of me and I don't like it oh yeah yeah yeah it's fine oh okay oh it's fine it's fine it's fine I'm correcting Oh God okay I'm just wrong with onions really hard to manage your throttle and manage the steering wheel it is it is quite dull oh you just can't grab this throttle why can you not grab it if you're not ready you really can't like keep your hand on it I don't know rattle rattle why would it just go through Olga there I grifting for control drift okay excuses oh yeah go forward okay and we're back don't you faster God do this broad block oh okay babe babe I'm just gonna who's behind are you behind my bike and I can't move right now hang on come on now come on now Oh why'd must you be blocking oh yeah just go and save the birds rates here are absolutely is destroyed what what what what ah stop making my arm be like that alright I'm what what I'm going for a journey are we back I'm just going with glad words no I really hope I'm going the right way but you know I don't know anymore considering my adventure with the bridge other hand what all got the bridge I see the bridge yeah he's on the bridge I was afraid I made it across the bridge bridge how I don't know I drove right behind you somehow perfectly what's I made by jumping over Bob okay it's fair okay I've got I think I'm on I'm doing it I think I think I'm am i doing it oh my god checkered flag oh no really I got it I got a lap oh you're a wizard how the [ __ ] I got it this is terrible it's fine once you can think of it oh god no I gotta think of it we talked about the bridge and I can't seem to bounce my way out I'm coming back around I'm gonna ram into you so fast that you'll just be launched on to the other side okay well this arm is literally stuck in my pants what is your my elbow please help me oh god here we go I miss you I miss you right I missed I went right around oh sorry a tit this is my nightmare oh my god my arm what is happening my arm is trying to go to space maybe oh sweet Jesus send be a good for me oh I'm flipping over now I'm going in a direction now all this just absolutely the wrong way wait you were in the way we're gonna launch off the bridge no I'm not yes I am no I'm not no I'm not yes I am what direction are we facing is this my front my back my left my side I don't know man good luck oh god damn it I didn't get two feet oh god damn it stop slipping off the throttle for the love of God come he frames was it frames time I think it might be frames time Bob's been on the bridge for a while I'm off the bridge now but I mean backwards progress sup super attached to this okay this is a nightmare huh maybe you got a grip it like lower at the base of the shaft maybe that's really where them I'm not trying sick my hand into during wheel and see if I can just lock that situation down someone I got no problem with the steering wheel there's a ball there that I grab on it freaks out it like freaks my whole card I'm going back okay oh wait wait no no got not this early not I can't be screwing up this early why is there music there wasn't music before I don't know there's snow on that it ended oh okay okay please okay oh god oh god here we go okay okay navigating my way out the music's already over so we're okay I think you were right mark I think grasping it lower on the shaft actually does help yeah I've been uh yeah I agree I concur oh the steering wheel ball makes my right arm lose its [ __ ] completely yeah yes your ball may not be the best way to go doing it am i doing a reasonable speed you won't for long man what is with this bridge in this ball not a good thing okay well oh where am i where am i where am i stop stop sup throttle please for the love of God throttle well I might what is happening to me ah oh I'm upside down inside myself [Music] okay wheels mistake wheels mistake hammer through wheel hand went through wheel hand went right through wheel whole lot Bob called frame okay mark still on frame oh no frames just power over the bridge top come on just what happened to you arm you were so you're such a dick alright look lucky look phone yay no please 2-minute 295 seconds fast over the bridge Pat whoa it's physically impossible for me to go over the bridge I literally do a loop-de-loop with a turn around the other way a man oh god curse it's really good for your arm the way please please God out of the hole and just oh oh I did it I say I did it I don't where am I my wheel is gone my steering wheel is gone yeah that's what happens to me on the bridge and suck on that nerd my wheel I've I've lost the ability to turn okay I I'm just going my wheels are pointed it's completely different for guys by cars possessed by demons can you can you hit me I apparently can no longer move think I have any ability to control my vehicle it is just slam into me buddy come on just line it up just come on what I can I got over the bridge and now I can't move what if my wheels are pointed left and right I don't know what you want from me man but it's not a man hit me at me I'm like that I'm like in the next corner around if you just keep going for aren't you are you not understanding hearing you and I'm telling you to do better than you are is no wheel there's no steering wheel I made a lap [ __ ] I was so close I didn't finally bested my nemesis the bridge Oh Bob please God touch me my wheels have now decided to stop moving altogether why am I going that's what's happening to me I can't I can't move I'm just gonna keep cranking on the throttle a little bit great ok on the bridge going across the bridge I believe everything on the bridge my arm broke on the bridge leave me daddy the bridge really I hadn't seen this on the bridge but I saw welcome to hell I'm just gonna sit here me also I pretend like I'm finishing a lap just I'm doing flips on the bridge yeah that happens frames mark how did you get over the bridge like twice I just kept going and look I mean those bridge walls it's not the walls it's any of it yeah it's the bridge if I get near the bridge I just [ __ ] splode jeez I was not holding sounds good yeah I was in the roof of mark are you blue no I'm red I'm behind you guys oh I'm RIT where racism erase them wow I touched you and everything went wrong okay here we go here we go bridge bridge bridge you out of my way oh god damn it damn it okay this is gonna be fine this time you [ __ ] have screwed me I don't think it's our fault man what do you mean it's not your fault I'm literally up sideways knows autumn you hit me Oh Great Scott LOI mark will jingle it yeah help on the helm I think I was working whatever I'm doing it's working okay well we zzzzz on that front oh wait I said I solved the problem if I just let go of the steering wheel and and let my car drive itself over the bridge with my crazy ass arm can't ruin it for me okay wait are you gonna go or not Jesus Christ man I'm doing the best I can it's not good enough okay you just let go oh my god I'm gonna be the winner this time are you kidding me about that's the solution all right hey did you uh find me yeah I did can you mark me help me nope yeah we need help I don't know how I'm stuck [Laughter] coming back three I knew I should I was like why would you trust me this is the fish line no it's not yes it is no it's not is it check her things 35 it's better than wait guys hold it I gotta cross the bridge all right I'm gonna use my mini use my newfound my newfound bridge stratagem and I'm gonna set an even hotter lap time not if I am here oh my god my strategy worked again don't shoot we're gonna go out of it oh jesus take the wheel hoga okay hon I'm back okay if you get anywhere close to the bridge it just all hell breaks loose physics be damned bones be damned and just [ __ ] everything oh I got strats now really really are you joking me yes look at that [ __ ] huh that's a good lap that's two in that's two seconds what an improvement is an example to us all you need help oh my god oh my god I just perfect this is a perfect day would I got over the bridge now I just need to get my hand back on the ball right well the right way again hell yeah oh never mind go the wrong way again Oh God I grabbed the ball too early too early little too early on the man grabbed jumped me fine it's fine yeah I sure did I sure did eat my dust Oh God don't I don't hear you my dog you broke my arm again what did you do to me crippled the competition that's what I that's how I do thank God why is gonna be a good one huh oh god oh god please no not like this no well I'm really glad I set that 2-minute time before this happened to me my steering wheel is not happy is it there it exists it exists in like four different states of existence all at the same actual time somehow coming in for a really wibbly-wobbly lap of the most Wibbly lap I've ever had Hey Wow that time huh oh my god are you serious yeah apparently a speed demon look man I don't know my my wheel was like literally jello the entire lab this time I don't think anyone's gonna catch that laughs like be honest I can't physically do it anymore I did the the noise of the engine was like their news [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 4,674,630

Rating: 4.9636893 out of 5

Keywords: hand simulator, markiplier, tags take too much energy, its funny so watch it, if youre reading this lend me your energy i am so tired

Id: Ma1qUTmlZ4w

Length: 35min 8sec (2108 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 07 2019

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Funny video 😂😂with wade and bob