If Video Game Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)

hi I'm Roger and I'd like to offer you a respite from your life do you like video games or failing that are you psychologically addicted to video games because we manufactured them with built-in reward systems designed to activate the pleasure centers in your brains great then you'll love our new game there's generally where I'd cut to some really impressive footage but we both know that any clips I show you won't actually be in the game the video game footage we show in trailers and at gaming convention is in no way representative of the actual gameplay in the game itself it's just an expensive little movie that you will never be able to play footage from the actual game is worse how worse buy the game and find out but before you do there's something else I'd require you to buy you're going to need a new video game system not just any video game system but a video game system that's more or less like any video game system there's Hortens reality escaping electric brick I know what you really want is the game I just talked about and I know you probably have a version of whorton's reality escaping electric brand but you need the current one unless you're fine playing five-year-old games that were designed specifically to fail after a certain amount of time will of course have a new electric brick coming out but that's at least two years away so just buy this one now when it comes to graphics the ones on Hortons reality escaping electric brick sure are subjectively comparable to what you'd expect for whatever year it is it's got a good amount of the major games you'd want plus some of our own some of the games are great most of them are alright but in general they're all just mostly identical installments and one of the three types of video games that exists now but you know it's still a perfectly acceptable way to escape the crushing truths of reality and hey if you don't like games we got Netflix on this thing but you probably do like gay so here try this one it's a zombie munching bloody things I'm told it's exactly fine you can get it on your Playstation your Xbox or hey you why not try it on Orton's brand electric break I'd show you some footage of people playing a game but I can't because the games not ready yet it won't be ready when you preorder it either and heck or hell if you prefer it won't even be ready when you play it you see we learned a long time ago that we can make lots of new games or we can just keep charging you to download more of the same game assuming we call it bonus material or the DLC and we chose the latter option the option that requires less work on our part the only real innovation happening in games now is centered around sales we've got a team of dedicated researchers and scientists working round the clock to come up with new and exciting ways to take your money video games with subscriptions oh somebody thought of that early access that's another one we found that we can take a game that is unfinished and you'll still pay the full price for it so long as we call it early access you're paying for the privilege of playing a broken game hello keep it up oh and you you too you also keep it uh keep on buying our video games and video game systems even though they're all mostly identical because you pretty much have to and if you don't know now you know I'm Roger I'm Roger like and subscribe to this channel what he's still doing here it's over

Channel: Cracked

Views: 3,619,767

Rating: 4.7891469 out of 5

Keywords: video games, x-box, playstation, microsoft, sony, addiction, video game addiction, commercials, video game commercials, commercial parodies, video game trailers, xbox, playstation 4, cracked, cracked.com, sketch, comedy, funny, spoof, humor, parody, satire, xbox one, game, video, games, honest, ads

Id: ngEhgqGlyjQ

Length: 4min 9sec (249 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 25 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/krunnky]

Figured my fellow PMCR friends would enjoy this one.

[u/Tizaki]

You like this game and want to play it on a PC? Too bad, you have to buy this weaker, lesser featured, overpriced box instead! We didn't make this game to make a profit from this game. We made this game to make a profit from this console.

[u/Thawhiteloser]

He reminds me of Carlin

[u/[deleted]]

This format at least on youtube reminds me of gamingwildlife.

[u/SabreSeb]

Sadly this is probably a pretty accurate representation of the big publi$hers like EA, Ubisoft, Activision, Blizzard, Sony etc.