If Viagra Commercials Were Honest

hi I'm Roger Horton here to talk about Horton pharmaceuticals new compressed powder capsule for the treatment of erectile dysfunction which is fancy doctor talk for when your penis doesn't harden even though you went to a lot of effort to try and get it - we know this is a sensitive subject so we've decided to soften the blow with a variety of images that evoke masculinity this may distract you from the fact that you need medicine because your penis doesn't work at the very least that allows us to air the ad on network television rather than as a banner on a pornography website look an American made truck boy what a nice truck impotence is characterized by the inability to develop and maintain an erection most commonly impacting men over 75 years old here's a gentleman fixing a lawnmower in a garage it's a visual associated with manliness like a lot of men his age this gentleman wants to become erect at times of his choosing in which he deems appropriate but can't on his own instead he takes our pill in order to force blood into his penis so he can still lay with his wife in the biblical sense by which I mean let's move on these fireworks symbolize you orgasming powerfully because we thought a train going through a tunnel is a little too on-the-nose baseball what a sport it's America's pastime and so by extension could your penis be sewed NFL was invented to treat heart problems that scientists quickly realized it had the unexpected side effect of creating almost unstoppable erections so now we sell it exclusively for that purpose its effects on the heart remain a mystery factories the American prairie horses running free Mount Rushmore families at a barbecue tools your penis doesn't work as well as it didn't you take the Horten penis blood filler pill and it might again it's a drug that forces you to have erections that are less sensitive than natural erections and could potentially last so long it becomes a medical emergency but most men prefer them to not having erections at all I'm Roger by the way and I endorse but do not personally need this product ladies boy that video was fun huh a lot of last to be had there Dan was probably in it a lot of good things happen we all had a really good time together go ahead and go down to the comments and tell us the most intricate details of this video that was about dogs I want to say or subscribe to our channel or share this video disseminate it as you see fit if you didn't like it maybe maybe now is the time for quiet

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Keywords: Sexual Dysfunction (Symptom), Erectile Dysfunction (Disease Or Medical Condition), Health (Industry), Commercial, commercial parody, funny, sex, sexuality, viagra, cialis, Tadalafil (Drug), Parody, Comedy, Spoof, Satire (TV Genre), Stand-up Comedy (TV Genre), Sketch, Humor, penis, erection, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), Hilarious, Cracked.com, cracked, impotence, Advertising, Commercials, Spot

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Length: 3min 5sec (185 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 08 2015