If Hotel Ads Were Honest - Honest Ads

hi Roger Horton here I'd like you to sleep in my bed I won't be there at the time it's simply a bed that I own Horton Hotels is a building with rooms you can own temporarily to do whatever you want within for money we say Hotel for short trust us we're experienced our hotel has loaned your temporary bed to thousands of strangers no questions asked and will continue to do so long after you're dead beds like this one Hey when you pay my staff for what is essentially an anonymous short-term timeshare you will also receive a door toilet shower and maybe more if you give me more money if you don't want to spit any freebies see once everyone started comparing hotel room prices online I lost my profit margin these days I have to cut every corner I can I wouldn't sit on that but that's not all your room will be in the same building as a communal tiled water pit filled with other people's children at their most reckless need a break from the little terrors settle into our hot communal tiled water pit filled with heavily chlorinated water and trace fluids I'd rather not get into right now we have a concierge that's a French word for person in our lobby who has Google our staff is here to serve your every non-sexual need no matter how drunkenly conceived [Music] that's one reason us hospitality workers stay in a job for less time than any other labor force the other reason is that when business is down staff pay is the first thing we cut but why talk about that you're here to relax and thinking of the housekeeper that brought you X at 4:15 a.m. and cleans your post buffet toilet as anything but a Harry Potter style domestic elf is not relaxing that's enough thank you go do other people's wild hotel's sex laundry there are alternatives you could go to a bed-and-breakfast where you'll pay extra to dine intimately with weirdos or a hostel where you'll sleep in a pile of drunk europeans or you could randomly come surf what about air B&B like I said randomly couch-surf but whether you're on vacation meeting for an affair doing business or just a big weirdo we can't wait to get your money while you borrow our franchise building hey hey hey what buy one of my pornographic DVDs come on come on they're great never know if you don't go so nice you'll watch them twice [Music] hey thanks for watching us like us share us and subscribe to the channel and get more great cracked content

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Id: n07D23Y-OG8

Length: 3min 21sec (201 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 23 2016