If Make-Up Ads Were Honest - Honest Ads

with skin this flawless how will do you think I am 2030 try 60 that's right I'm [ __ ] 60 I'm wearing the latest in age defying fortifying glamor gloss what not makeup to get me looking this good don't you want to look like me what race am i you don't know I appeal to everyone my race is beauty and this makeup can get you there not this makeup obviously not the makeup we're selling that would be insane behind the camera there's a de an extremely well-paid makeup artist she's the good stuff her makeups diamond infused Ronnie our camera guy is shooting this 30-second spot with the same camera they used on Avatar he had this set lit to make me look like a walking magazine cover to trick you into buying the skin color manipulator you know like alai eyes are forever after I'm long gone from the set Brandon here gets paid more than you've saved for your child's college tuition to sit in the dark room and blur enhance and color correct every blemish dark spot and wrinkle I absolutely do have because I'm human Brandon showed the people at papaya here is a fire a tasty that's fine branding our manufacturers for the fraction of the gram of papaya oil in this makeup so they could show you papaya in the commercial it makes you think the makeup is natural plus it reminds you of vacation maybe I'm born with it maybe it's 75 grand worth of work maybe you're born with it probably not and 60 [ __ ] 6 hey everybody it's Brandon and the papaya from the sketch we just watched I hope you enjoyed it if you want to see more videos from cracked please subscribe and if there's anything else you guys want to see made fun of why not write a comment about it and and don't suggest me please don't make fun of me I have very thin skin emotionally and literally

Channel: Cracked

Views: 2,070,063

Rating: 4.9243336 out of 5

Keywords: Honest Ads, Honest Commercials, Make up, Make up Commercials, revlon, clairborne, parody, Honest trailers, lipstick, mascara, beauty, cracked, cracked.com, funny, spoof, humor, sketch, comedy, hilarious

Id: zopXzOERACg

Length: 2min 6sec (126 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 21 2016

Reddit Comments

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There's a whole industry built on women's insecurities and fears of looking their age. So stupid.

HOW THE FUCK DO I CASH IN ON THIS?