The Bizarre Unspoken Truth About Pet Ownership - Honest Ads
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Channel: Cracked
Views: 1,983,200
Rating: 4.8030958 out of 5
Keywords: Pet (Website Category), Animal (Film Genre), Commercial, pet store, petco, Animals, Animal (Film Character), pets, Pets.com (Defunct Organization), Dog, cracked, sketch, comedy, funny, spoof, humor, cracked.com, honest ads, commercial, Dogs, Parody, Cats, Cat (Animal)
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Length: 3min 0sec (180 seconds)
Published: Mon Nov 30 2015
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Who wrote this? Was it Morrissey?
This isn't funny. I want to say more, but I don't think I need to...
If my cat wasn't an adopted adult stray who didn't whine pitifully for scraps of raw meat every single time I go into the kitchen, then proceed to kill my plants, shit and piss in the pots and spend the rest of her time ignoring me and lying in the sunshine, that "ad" might have made me a bit guilty. But honestly, the cat has a better life than I do, except I get to drink beer.
Brought to you by PETA.
Because there is zero difference between slavery, the buying and selling of members of our own species with equal cognitive and biological ability, and animals with no ability to cognitively process the concept of "self" and that would not even exist in the first place if we did not have a use for them.
Seriously, if we stopped pet ownership, everywhere, what exactly do you think would happen to the dogs? They wouldn't re-evolve into wolves. Domestic animals are things we created thousands of years ago. They are products of our efforts. They are not wild animals. They need us in order to survive. We are their habitat they have evolved to survive in. Remove their habitat and they'd die like any animal would when faced with habitat loss.
Human slaves, when freed, go on to have full lives because they still are human beings at equal biological standing with any other human. What exactly happens to the pugs and pomeranians we set free do you think? Not to mention livestock that have next to no defensive instincts left.
I get what the video's trying to do, but it's actually quite insulting to slavery to compare pet ownership to slavery. There are still humans in the world who can be described as being slaves, owning a beagle is not the same as owning a person.
117-ish upvotes... and no comments until this one. Seems to have hit a nerve, I think.
Haha, not their genitals (usually), their reproductive organs, silly! Oh, hey, sorry about drooling a li'l' there.