If Insurance Companies Were Honest - Honest Ads

hello I'm a friendly face that goes by Roger and I'd like to offer you some car insurance not because I particularly care about you or your car but because this is one of those rare products where if you don't buy it you're doing a crime so like any superhero I'm essentially stopping criminals and I do this by allowing you to give me money for doing nothing yet but if you do get into an accident we at Horton insurance heroes promise to maybe pay you some of that money back depending on what happened we're calling it the Horton insurance heroes protection plan even though protections not the right word at all we don't protect you from anything we just give you back a small portion of the money you were forced to give us and we do this after something happens from which you could have used actual protection you're welcome we're happy to pretend that we're helping you everyone else does and you have to choose someone so it might as well be us if you're not a fan of kind old white men in suits we've got a wide range of diverse representatives with non-threatening and friendly enough faces it'll be there whenever you need to give a company some of your money to prevent a crime which is every month or else if you trust this little lady the most you can buy it from her again it doesn't matter who she or I or any of us we'll use every possible excuse to not pay for your accident even though that's the opposite of the one thing you pay us for and regardless of whether we do the thing you pay us to do or we don't do the thing you pay us to do we promise to charge you more money from then on for even mentioning it to us essentially punishing you for using our service which again you are legally required to do but we don't only protect your car we protect your peace of mind there's a child that may remind you of your own and here's a list of unlikely scenarios in which your child could die [Music] if you give us more money we'll help you out of any of these tragic events if they happen which they won't because we've effectively terrified you and and never letting anything happen to your child ever you're welcome kiddo and thanks for your money as if you had a choice I've been Roger never call me ROG hey thanks for watching hey and if you liked this subscribe and if you have any commercials you'd like us to deconstruct write them in the comments below and we'll see if we can get to them for you

Channel: Cracked

Views: 1,808,971

Rating: 4.9477344 out of 5

Keywords: Insurance (Industry), Politics (TV Genre), car insurance, commercial parody, car industry, Geico, All-State, honest commercials, funny, parody, comedy, spoof, sketch, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), Stand-up Comedy (TV Genre), Satire (TV Genre), Humor, Commercial, Advertising (Interest), Television Advertisement (Film Genre), If P&C Insurance (Business Operation), Commercials, Spot

Id: zfdSTyAcXfs

Length: 3min 12sec (192 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 07 2015