If Car Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads (BMW Ford Toyota Chevrolet Parody)

hi I'm Roger here with a regular reminder of what cars look like because you're gonna have to buy one of these eventually even if you currently have one and you're gonna have to buy this car from me a legally mandated middleman who buys up cars and resells them for almost no profit unless I screw you over which I will but don't worry if you don't like that you can go to another dealer run by another middleman who's basically just me again Roger whether you want a car powered by exploding dinosaurs or one powered by lightning come on down and buy one that's not a request unlike every other purchase in your life you can't buy this tiny rolling metal house online for a set price no you have to come across town to where I work even though you don't have your own tiny rolling metal house to get you here then you'll negotiate a price with me a person who spends every minute of every day getting better at negotiating and once you promise to give me all of your lots of money now for all of your less money now plus more money regularly for a long long time you'll drive you're in close chair off my lot and on too busy crumbling roads at the speed of basically whatever you want but don't worry you and everyone else learn driving skills for the first and last time at age 15 from someone almost qualified to teach high school gym and trust me you're gonna love driving a car let me rephrase that you're gonna buy a car this car or this car Oh buy any car I'm judged entirely by sales volume I also have an incentive to sell you something broken because our dealerships number one profit stream is our service department so get that even more money of yours ready to give to us and in the event you break your car while you're in it rest assured we made a guy who sort of looks like you out of materials you're not made of and practice beating the hell out of a bunch of times anyway you probably want to get back to watching sports or action movies from three years ago or other TV aimed at adult males but before you do consider texting in a brand new traveling pollution machine from me Raj just stop by my twenty thousand square feet of water aggregate and cement that's been flattened out and dried by the side of a highway and make a major purchase you won't know the outcome of until far too late today also buying this muscle car won't fix your penis but you think it will because we want you to hey thanks a lot for watching oh and if you have any ideas for us put them in the comments below you know I like reading that [ __ ] oh yeah I'm the actor playing Roger by the way and c'mon subscribe

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Views: 7,126,316

Rating: 4.8566957 out of 5

Keywords: Automobile (TV Genre), Car Commericals, Ford, BMW, Honest Ads, Advertising (Interest), Commercial, Commercial Parodies, Funny, Spot, Car Dealership (Industry), Chevrolet (Business Operation), Toyota, Spoof, humor, cracked, cracked.com, parody, comedy, sketch, Satire, Commercials, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), If Car Commercials Were Honest, chevy, chevrolet, auto show (event), fake, sketch comedy, ok boomer, boomer

Id: gmQE4qdb9fg

Length: 3min 2sec (182 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 10 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/PurelyNicole]

And why I'm pissed Chevy is trying to stop them.

[u/MadComputerGuy]

"Buying this muscle car won't fix your penis, but you think it will."

BAHAHAHA Gold!