i made family trips 1,000,000x more violent

all right we're checking out the only game where you don't have time to make an intro because you're going to fall to your death holy sweet jesus now it's happy wheels i'm going to go ahead and chill out inside of this cannon feel like i just circumvented part of the board hold on and then fall then all right let's try this again i got one of the coins also i'd just like you to know i'm still alive that right there was the lightest yeet a man can do and yep and getting out of this is real pain in my ass there we go oh you have to fall straight down hmm okay grab swing eat grab swing land land a little bit better there we go and really come on penetrate it nice yes rope swing insane what you didn't know it's technically i'm already insane so this is just kind of rope swing normal ah yes time to go inside of the ultimate blasty camera have my ass slowly compacted by tesla rules or whatever the hell that was slide down using my tongue in order to slow my descent as one typically does into the trash can 781 or whatever that was a nice spike up the ass a full spike fall into a flippy do to the right of flipping dude to the left and we have a winner this is called anniversary level let us see whether or not having an anniversary is good i'm going across all of the different electronics and alcoholism my god i lived right until i died i call that a victory this is called rope swing hard oh this isn't actually a swing it's a fall into a swing all right well there you go oh i circumvented the entire board hey a win is a win man okay this is called gray's death ceiling duck under the sadness of spikes this is technically possible if grace don't place jesus your channel inspired me to make this so it's your fault trust me i know think you can cheat i thought i could actually i know i can hold on tom you know what to do buddy this is what i trained you for bye okay now that's done yep just kind of yiddily deep down this way here we go ramp off of that and full tuck roll boop i see you yoked the child how did you know you cheated bastard obviously you think i'm unable to cheat this you have no idea what i'm capable of just you wait crap all right slide down this way right okay and then wait for it wait for it and then you need to leave why did my head pop out of my ass huh you actually created an invisible barrier so i can't cheat it alright well since you've made cheating impossible i guess i have to do your board the right way so you go i won i have a feeling that was not supposed to happen okay i think this is what was supposed to happen yeah this is called grey's 99 impossible with mode choices hi great choose your mode baby mode normal mode hard mode the hell is baby mode obviously first things first there's nothing here so it was your decision welcome to hell well if there's a button i have to press it i'm gonna have a meteorite fall on me aren't i i am so lucky all right just gonna go ahead and bounce along here obviously i managed to completely outsmart all of the swords that was pretty good geeks [Music] you cheated leave it to me to not see the landmines until it's too late this time myetis will get dennis i gotta back up you know what i'm taking the sword with me right back up a little bit lean forward oh my god i'm a winner i'd like to take a moment to appreciate how many things flew at me and didn't crash the game all right baby mode okay so baby mode see here eat and not gonna lie i just managed to lose on baby mode okay let's try that but with less fail okay so you have one single crossbow coming at you in baby mode i like how normal mode is still like a hundred freaking harpoons at this point you ready for this [Music] now it's time for hard mode hard mode is how i live my life it's just average mode to me [Music] if a doctor ever told you to picture anxiety in your head it would look like this this is this is called mind jump crap i dropped my mint ice cream on the background well that's unique don't come back here really well what would be back here i wonder right you can lose your head and go upward don't you worry tom i will avenge you wow i'm still flying i'm on top of the board now i i don't know i don't know what's happening i am i'm 100 biking on top of the board i'm the best i've done it look at this i'm going past the world's longest harpoon run using nothing but sheer skill and agility [Music] i'm a winner all right i guess we'll find out well hold on you could go that way or you could fall so like hold on is there anything down this way yeah welcome to the mine hops don't forget to die while you're here you're gonna need your back wheel for this one go this way all right oh i'm literally supposed to hop on the mine all right so here here here and then eat all right crap my son's um turkey dinner destroyed the mine what do i do [Music] oh that was close and yeah my tongue touched the finish line that should count alright nice and slow tons of patience that's how you do this you you have patience see there nice jump no big okay and boop here we go yay i'm still alive look at that i have two arms and kind of two legs like 50 50 of my legs all right time to see what the actual board is like so boop hop up oh yeah oh look at this boop oh i'm screwed all right so if i if i miss one of the mines there's really nothing i can do so i need to make sure that i oh god son son you're son you're stuck on me son son stop yeah okay and yay dammit this one's pretty tough because you need just the right amount of momentum i lost my bike so boop flip and then boop this is an impressively annoying board you've made there we go losing a couple limbs but that's fine i still have quite a few oh yeah huh so there's eventually a spike fall cheedly adidas out okay i can almost make it all the way up to the top using my patented maneuver yes okay and then yay sweet do i have to do this here or can i just fall let's just try and fall oh you have to all right well no cheating on this one all right ready this is it the last mine we can do this let's do this and yes i had to lean back or there was no way in hell i was going to make that this is called grace oh boy this is called grace mosquito run mosquitoes are incoming ow lean forward nice holy peepee that is a big piece of glass god the mosquitoes don't stop my son to infinity oh full flip and beyond hurry up hurry up before the mosquitoes come before the mosquitoes come oh god there's so much crap i have to go through at least they get to see the whole board this is insane this this board is nuts [Music] what are you supposed to do okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go all right eat us this way okay lean forward up full flip go go go go go okay and then slow down slow down slow down nice nice nice nice this way and then yiddis down this way get us this way what the hell am i supposed to do the mosquitoes are coming the mosquitoes are coming the mosquitoes are coming for god's sakes get through this ah jesus i made it to the end but i didn't get to win it we're doing this ah i don't care what it takes okay here here stop up down left right do the sure you can don't ever give up come on tom a little pain never hurt anyone actually that was kind of redundant you know what i mean go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go no i'm stuck i could do it yes oh yeah okay if i get rid of my arms immediately that makes this a hundred times easier i lost my helmet that ain't good get off my head please oh god no no go go through the minefield event yay you can do it you can do it dad yeah you son of a [ __ ] that's what was killing me the whole time now i know though damn it how it doesn't matter how much [ __ ] you put in front of me i'll never give up i need to lose my arms i need to lose my arms oh god not the mosquitoes ah there we go okay and then you just heat us upward ultimate speed ultimate speed out of the way god this is one of the most ridiculous runs i've ever done i'm learning the pattern though okay i got rid of my arms immediately that's good okay up here lean forward way forward backward and then forward your board is made by satan go away child safety see all right what we're gonna do god i'm never gonna give up i can do this yay ah i'm almost there i don't care how many obstacles i have to overcome no bike no bike no oh thank you no there's no way for me to beat it with the bike in the way yeah i've got to literally jump over the bike somehow this is the most ridiculous run ever this is the most ridiculous run ever there's nothing else that's that's even slightly as ridiculous as this there has to be weight no there's no way to get past this it's all just a matter of luck go screw you screw you oh oh that was awful my soul has been abused in ways that shouldn't even be legal well i'm gonna go ahead and sign up for floridian mosquito control army folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels till the next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: D7VQmdJ_gR0

Length: 14min 11sec (851 seconds)

Published: Fri May 07 2021