minecraft, but i upgrade my bow to power 1000

all right so we're checking out the only game where you can craft a sword that you can throw through the entire core of the earth killing everyone on the planet and ending world hunger it's minecraft well i built the broken pickaxe throwing star but honestly that that wasn't that wasn't good enough we have to go all the way at this point no i'm serious i'm gonna do this to everything i think that there is a way to make like this but crossbows swords pretty much anything and since we one-shotted the ender dragon last time i had to make something particularly difficult for us to defeat the ender dragon has been moved out he's been replaced by something more powerful we'll get to that in a little bit after we make this sort of destiny let us begin also i um i'm playing on a cursed seed today so we'll see exactly what it's like uh that mountain side over there looks like a giant fish to the middle left and i don't know why but there is a very potent phallic looking thing straight ahead of me if there's one thing that deserves to die though it's trees what's up fish i probably didn't have to say it but get wrecked oh hey it's man's best friend how you all doing i got a question you like fetch right oh i ended up finding something very horrifying hold on mr dog i found something i gotta check this out real quick while i'm down here i'm also getting a ton of stones so that's good ah the stone hoe the hoe gets no love the hoe is basically like the friend that gets picked last on every single sporting team like when the car is full and everyone's going to the mall and there's no more seats left the ho is the kid that gets left behind and so it's grown up bitter and angry but what if the hoe could be made more powerful don't you worry oh i've got plans for you all righty by creating the summoning circle of satanism for hoes we have yes what i have dubbed the obliterator look at it all this land it's beautiful it's perfectly tickled you may be seeing yourself right can you kill a man with a hoe you cannot that is not what hoes do however if you want appropriate amounts of violence i did also make this i'm not gonna lie this is probably the more violent of the items that we've made so far see now i don't have to worry about it looking quite so lame this looks like something that was made to sever people yes people well and dogs oh god oh yeah that does a lot more damage than the pickaxes this one to see what's down here ah you done you got arrows you got arrows aren't you get wrecked don't mind me with my one and a half hearts it'll be fine i had to come out here to land these little bunnies to show y'all something see this rookie numbers one shot one kill look at this [Music] it's depressing it needs to be made better there we go now you may be asking yourself but great what the hell does it do well uh you see if you simply use it normally it's just it's a normal bow okay if you use it like bows were meant to be used which is to say by throwing them like a psychopath it does this yates all right mr cow i actually need you and your little cow child to die because i'm running out of health here man thank you look at this place looks like a scene out of we'll find in the shade you're damn right you will see you cows are good for something nice tastes like fear and regret that cow was like why how alright now obviously the next step here was always to make swords completely abusive ah yes the circle is complete do it all right now this should make my job a lot easier because now the planet won't get evaporated but only the creatures will at least if if my calculations are correct and this was made appropriately let's take a little check here oh yeah that was fresh sushi right there ready for this bing didn't even all the fish meat is just popping out of the water hungry have a snack all right now we do have to get ready here to go toward the nether so this sword ain't gonna cut it all right time to start mining this stupid pickaxe is so strong that it will actually pick axe lava okay that's why i almost reached the sun and now most of the items are just glitching out this place needs more sun look at the guy the gigantic chunks as they get relieved from the top soil and where the hell were your diamonds at i can't actually throw this pickaxe here because if i do all hell will break loose oh i just threw it just wait until i upgrade this freaking sword [Music] okay now we're getting somewhere gotta get rid of all these damn stone swords that are ended up duplicating all over the place damn it go away oh yeah what's better than one diamond sword all the diamond swords behold the diamond sword blade uh where'd i help my sword blade go i think it travels halfway across the planet so i kind of have to wait for a while for it to come back i mean i still have my bow i guess if i need it look at it it just looks like a freaking buzz saw it's just a saw blade hey guys i need to test something all right now obviously we're going straight to the nether right chopping sword and i had to create an appropriate target to see how much damage this thing can actually do so here hold on let me do it up here here we go oh my god look at it slowly and chew its way through all of them it takes a little bit because there's so many human bodies in the way go my nether right sort of evil slay the villagers cut a sloth through them they're still coming they're like why did you do it why did you do it yeah [Music] go go my aero rain no scope 360. for real it's actually like a like a no-scope 360. i can't kill him fast enough [Music] okay i finally started to make a dent in this freaking mess i made i'm sorry guys it wasn't it wasn't supposed to be this way i am your vengeful god all right we're definitely ready to go to the nether no i saw obsidian around here yeah this is a total non-cursed structure i appreciate that there was some gold here too uh huh appreciate that most of my work was done for me like someone went to go build a portal and then just got tired halfway through they were like gray's gonna break everything anyway you're right yeah deep piglens i'm coming for your meat the hell is this glorious cancer take the gold and give me your bacon i hope you're done with the trades because i'm out of patience nothing i love more than grinding down flaming wieners look man i don't really know how else to describe what exactly you do to get the blaze rods all right what part of this hellscape do i have to ow as i was saying what part of this hellscape do i have to traverse to it's like the most masochistic set of biomes i've ever seen okay so in my travels on the cursed server i happen to pond a small village here that we can do some additional testing in i'm not gonna lie i really appreciate the architectural design that these villagers have here this dude up here is like if i hate my neighbors below me i could just attach my house and kill us all okay um so yeah guys i hate to say it but this place is ripe for testing real quick before we go take out i say the ender dragon but realistically it's it's going to be something else besides the ender dragon i love this open floor plan you guys have what you couldn't afford air conditioning the old half window half house plan hold on before we start here the dream work makes the meme work so uh get golden axe boys oh yeah oh i think it's gonna be enough what the hell now the house is just floating yeah the dude up there is like jokes on you my property value just went up now obviously it was only a matter of time are you ready before this happened oh yeah that looks that looks a hundred percent in game that is legit all right young ethan over here is going to be the test subject to see just how well this hideous monstrosity works yes continue to undulate just like that perfect excellent hmm i can see a distinct lack of insanity here hold on okay i had to make a few more here we go oh yeah that's more like it go my child jesus it's so dangerous to stand by it look at the waterfall now i'm not 100 sure but i i feel like there may have been a battle here all right guys tell me how this feels i need you all to be honest i appreciate that i just filled the entire area with holes and these three dudes over here are having a conversation on how to kill me and my family they're over by the water cooler over here like so greg just found the machine gun crossbow what are we going to do about this one dude over here is like [ __ ] this i'm going home i appreciate that the ho the nether hoe can clear up all the arrows at least hey welcome all right just need to do a quick test here test number one go looks like the machine gun axes work too so during the trek uh i came across this mostly water area of the cursed map i have to fly in order to do this but i had to show you something okay are you ready here we go there you go this is how you clear out the water bottle [Music] oh god the game's breaking look at what's happening to the water eventually when this tsunami reaches land every villager is gonna get swept away straight to hell oh god i'm at like 2 fps i think that worked out pretty well ended up punching a hole through the world too oh god all the fish hold on a few a few lived listen nothing against you guys this is mostly for testing purposes before we do the thing oh it's like a water shock wave okay i'm not gonna lie the game's starting to glitch out now uh releasing these things underwater was like the worst idea i ever had i'm single-handedly the cause for world pollution right now look at how jacked up the water is from all the stuff in it it's like a random creeper rising up from the underwater the enderman there dude was probably having breakfast that he was like what the hell happened a freaking axe came through my roof and next thing i know i'm underwater anyway it had to be done back to the track great the portal somewhere inside of a jacked up florida actually what am i saying jacked up florida this is just florida that's all it is okay i think we're close i'm not gonna lie i'm not a big fan of just being close though so here you go another right shovel guide me all right um well i thought we were close now i'm not so sure because i just cored my way through this entire mountain on the plus side it's a lot easier to see where the pearls go now right over here then oh hey i found some watermelon all right we're right where we should be and so all we need is the final i think i'm gonna jump when i do this so i don't fall to my death um yeah it looks oh jesus oh never mind he evaporated excellent oh one fps how i've missed you okay i think i found something i see you in your glowing red eyes you little beady bastards i had to open up a hole into the pit of the earth in order to find this damn place like a good dog it always comes back now we play the game where i hope i didn't you know atomize the freaking end area oh lucky me all right ender dragon i'm here i'm going to retire your ass real quick with one hit so we can get to the real fight also what kind of end is this at the parkour my way over yay oh yeah oh i threw the friggin axe over that way and i killed him he's on the other side of the board italy deet my axe always comes back for my meat oh okay for the first time ever the hoe is going to get its do i love hoes okay goddamn piglets are finally gonna get their do okay all right quick test subject here okay that looks about right so far there we go i don't think the hose gonna do it oh jesus i gotta bring out the axe none of it's doing nothing [ __ ] how about the arrows now this is the royal rumble that should have happened at the end of minecraft dammit no survivors i got a whole through the world and they're all just falling to their desks this is actually better than doing damage i should have done this the first time like it's just a giant ball of withers and there you go now i can finally go home anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of minecraft till the next time stay foxy much love

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Id: 93NwCrfqdmg

Length: 15min 7sec (907 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 20 2021