I completed this impossible anti gravity jump using my secret technique

all right we're checking out the only game where the person with the longest lock wins [Music] oh god oh jesus did that say if you're still here and you've survived good job it's happy wheel now it may have looked like i just died but that's not true uh i was actually carrying a bag of hamburgers and jesus and they had kind of evaporated most of my body um i think my son is going to push me to the end oh he brought me to my bicycle helmet that's good not gonna lie your log run this is real pain in my ass okay there we go i was gonna say as long as i'm not going if you're still alive good job now survive okay that's what that did say as long as i could get to this part i think we're going to be all right and then yiddis this way perfect 22.73 seconds it's a pure agony this is called oh my god i was gonna say this is called rope swing secret i think i figured out what the secret may have been yes welcome to the gray steel play spike fall it is said the spike fall may be impossible can i get past damn it hold on i knew i could get past there is like an invisible hidden wall over here yeah it's just like a place don't mind me i'm just trying to be very thorough so i'm trying to see if there's anything here if you just fall to your death just fall to your death pee pee all right let's see what you got for this bike fall uh yes ketchup on the background i know how it is there's a lot of ketchup and happy wheels isn't that right youtube and yetis all right see what kind of spike fall you got here i'm in the okay area uh-oh sometimes i feel psychic because i can see my own death before it happens all right that right there is probably gonna get me killed that's a heat demon yeah man all right now i'm going for the full landing face first into the dive yeah oh i died son of a [ __ ] would they say jump over payne wait a minute is this a lie at the bottom hold on i'm just double checking something okay let me try and double check stuff with more of my body together i'm wondering if this level was made to be impossible and finding the fall trajectory here is kind of a pain in my ass i think i've got it though oh yeah oh no okay i'm still alive okay i'm less live now if there's one thing i love it's being turned into delicious sliced summer sausage god i've been penetrated by swords so many times i forgot what it's like to not be penetrated by swords or have i hm this may look like it hurt it actually doesn't see i'm just i have to dislocate my arm in order to scratch my ass [Music] maybe by jumping over pain it meant this way because it's definitely a fake area aha here's some text you can keep my other leg i don't need it a real spike fall son of a [ __ ] okay at least i know where i'm actually going at this point oh penis i spent all that time calibrating my jump on the first bike fall and it was a fake spike fall so now i have to calibrate my jump on the second spike fall which i hope is the real spike fall your secondary spike falls real pain in my ass but i'm coming baby i'm going for the this is it oh yeah i can feel it i can taste the mustard i can taste the ketchup okay this is really really a tough spike fall uh i don't know what happened but my legs just got replaced by my segway like permanently i'm like the robotic nixon now oh spike fall you are a titanic pain in my ass [Music] yeah come on damn this spike fall has claimed my life like 100 times it is possible that it may be impossible but i don't give a [ __ ] there has got to be a real ending at the bottom and if there's not i will flip my computer's asked out the window here we go yes it's working come on oh my god this is called gray still plays impossible run this is my first level and it's for gray still plays hope you like it i love kool-aid oh this is the first time i went down into the little secret wind area and it's actually patting me on the back usually it's like don't you do it gray i'm assuming there's like a real board here oh god okay um okay i could see how this might be a little less than fair i was i was made for impossible i i knew exactly what i was doing yes crystal place this is called the gray still plays obstacle course i was wondering who was getting shot because it wasn't me and my oh okay oh oh oh all right hey okay i'm i'm still alive i didn't think that the hidden part of this would be quite so impressive do i win [Music] oh shh i think i just screwed myself um did it oh no no now that i know there's like an actual entire course down here like i have to do it right oh god oh i just i i pretended i just took a ton of damage but it wasn't actually me that took the damage it was my son now i'm taking the damage i'm not gonna lie i'm pretty impressed so far with your obstacle course for this part you need patience and i don't have much of it i'm still alive [Applause] and then off this and then oh my god my computer just stopped ah i'm just gonna rest on this sword all right now i got through it with all my limbs that's pretty good and now here and now yiddis upward and then over the battle axe come on yeah oh my god i can't believe i read the lean thing at the last second okay now what's the actual obstacle i screwed that up um damn it okay so jump over this and then go this way ow i didn't see that there okay come damn my disembodied leg is getting in the way okay jump over my a all right and looks like we have like a spike fall holy piss um [Music] all right hold on i have an idea hey leg piece get down there make me oh that rockers are just flying randomly oh god [Music] choose an option i didn't get to choose anything what is this am i allowed to get past this i can't it's invisible i don't know what the hell i'm supposed to get past what is happening oh i did it oh i can't believe it this is called grey's spike fall no it says it's long don't move okay did this just turn into a don't move challenge what is this what's happening ow there is a complete other other freaking thing here go slow i'm a winner what the hell is there a real spike fall or is it a lie is that like the only way to win hi okay there's a spike fall here like it's legit i just don't know if the way i won is the only way that you're supposed to win or what nope you can win both ways i did that first try both it's called grey's bottle run it says it's not impossible i'm kind of wondering if i'm going to beg to differ if i can get down this freaking hole bike you're pissing me off let me do my goddamn calisthenics oh i'm so flexible i'm so flexible all right my there we go oh yeah i'm wriggling down now can't stop me oh i lost my helmet that's bad there we go yay [Music] oh there's nothing here all right guess we're doing it this way i mean i survived and i found what you're supposed to do in the end all right glass break you and me bam oh there's like a three foot piece of glass going through my spinal column i should still be fine hey came in like a wrecking ball and went over the damn winning area come on a little bit more pain in the ass than i previously anticipated screw you game okay now i need to damn it i don't have any arms okay i just need to i just need to kick my way to victory it can be done now with that without any arms i kind of have to do this like 40 times slower than normal i have to deal with tom constantly punching me into freaking cab stop all right yeah tom put your arms put him downward there you go good perfect god this is even worse now he's pushing me backwards okay that was unbelievably annoying hmm there it is got it and i brought a fruitcake with me that's what this is it's a uh it's a pie it's a fresh fresh holiday pie this is called the gray steel play spike jump it says if your grace still plays then i hope you enjoy this little challenge no you don't you hope i enjoy pain if you manage to keep little tom hardy with you save your replay and you get your name added oh a shout out but first free alcoholism i won so tom hardy was with me technically i mean we were both in pieces but he was there does that count so what exactly am i jumping over it says it's the first bike jump oh i think i have an idea hey i won this is called i already lost one of the watermelons what the hell this is called grace watermelon run it says if i beat it i have to save my replay i'm a winner edis the mighty oh granditus i expect you have more for me than just that what the hell wait are the are the watermelons alive hell yes try to fake me out with you [ __ ] watermelon a this is called laser dodge pro it's only for pros so i'm just gonna try and leave please tell me there's a way out um there is a tiny hidden mine all the way in a place where i would go of course all right pros it is oh my god [Music] i'm not going to lie this is um the hell of a laser dodge oh okay so far so good oh i made it i could win yes [Music] i i i almost died right there i am so glad i under jumped to that is that the only one i have to like double check okay it looks it looks like that's uh but now i don't trust this board creator worth a damn ah god now i i don't just have to get over the bloop hole i actually have to get over the damn harpoon crap you're kidding me oh god i am almost dead here this is so close to me i can't get this thing out of my wiener okay there we go oh yeah oh we're rolling it now okay now i have to get over this without that damn harpoon getting in the way because if i don't i'm screwed so i guess i could sacrifice my legs if i had to y out your unfair pogo board oh got it what do you have to do now where's the end oh you son of a [ __ ] okay so the win is like just barely off this edge it's like right here there we go this is called the nine nine nine nine nine nine it's it's that okay that's how impossible it is all righty first things first yep i'm pretty screwed now it doesn't look too bad all right looking a little bit worse now that my forearm is shoved up my ass i'm still alive [Music] i don't know if i can get off this huh that was probably the most epic like human bottle flip i've ever seen okay that's pretty good i got one of them out of the way so far and you got two out of the way oh come on you're 99 million percent um huh there's a spear in my chest and i'm just just man it up okay yep got it this is called the yummy rope swing i'm oh i was gonna say i'm really concerned what's the yummy part of this all right andy and a sweet landing right there land on here we have a countdown now until we fall onto the rainbow testicle then the rainbow testicle is going to swirl us around for the full flip and another full flip and a yeah date and tuck and roll there we go land head first of course gonna want to go into the cannon there we go haven't broken any legs yet go flying out oh there goes the leg but it's okay i've got plenty more looks like we're gonna want to land like this for the best position get shuffled out over here through the various multi-colored testicles then we go flying down this down here penetrate that and we're a winner and i even got my calf landing directly into my own mouth i'm highly curious this is called mobile gaming ads level one new okay level 10 thief 30 gangster 50 hit man what is this bodyguard crime boss 100 level what the hell my son just popped out of nowhere with a paddle axe i'm the heat master i'm the heat master dude stop trying to kill me tom take that sword out of your ass there we go this is called the slope run apparently it took the crater a really long time to to beat it oh my god okay no problem no problem all right now it's a little bit more of a problem okay how about if i don't use the bike for this oh god um i think i got it nope got it less now all right i slowed down with my arms and i tried to slow down my head all right tom i need you for protection go out anything is possible if you have a large supply of blood you believe yes this is called the gray still plays bottle run it says 0.0001 percent will make it to the end no don't do it gray please don't do it i'm doing it oh hey here's a gift you lied to me well i guess it was a gift it was just death there we go now i won alright what else is down here now now i'm now i'm vested i'm personally interested oh it's a lie all right let's see what the bottle runs like okay this is a 90 99.99 billion percenter here all right into another bottle run oh i screwed that up nope never mind totally saved it and second times the jar hell there we go all right now just i think i understand why only like point one percent will make it to the end now this bottle runs real pain in my ass real pain in my son's legs too okay it's a pain in my legs as well all right so when you come around here you have to get ready to not get crushed all right first bottle run no big deal into a second bottle run okay kind of a bigger deal there we go around here down here go backwards over the glass get eatily beated go flying through the air and i'm the zero zero zero zero one percent don't worry about how many times it took me though this is called i don't know what to call this that's that's literally the name of the i don't know what to say do i wanna go here okay you can definitely get down here hold on why are you here don't you want to restart hell no so wait is there a real board or what okay go over the little thingies oh my god my son um he's fine he's just stretching all right then you have to go through the glass breaks this is a long board if it's all a giant lie i'm gonna feel bad but also good because it's it's kind of fulfilling this guy brought all the all the glass in these last few pieces of glass are trying to be a pain in my ass that's okay though my ass was made for pain ow [Music] i found a secret area during my death what does it mean oh i mean this do those explode i'm alive oh my god well someone tried to shove every single bomb in the entire universe up my ass simultaneously and it all worked out anyways folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels till next time say foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: Z8b3OMi1Vvk

Length: 18min 54sec (1134 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 13 2021