i completed this legendary harpoon escape using my patented technique

all right we're checking out the only game that starts with having a crossbow bolt go up your ass tappy wheels man i couldn't even get the intro in i thought i would start with something particularly sadistic today this is called the impossible harpoon run i think i can see where some of the jesus i was gonna say i think i can see where some of the total lack of fairness comes in i like how it just goes from you suck to okay very negative board oh what have i got myself into gotta birth myself out of here there we go oh okay now we're gonna go ahead and eatily deed our this is good this is not good this is very very bad are you ready [Music] give me a tough board go ouch why am i rising up to heaven through the swords not today satan ah [Music] okay i'm gonna have to put on my a-game for this i have a feeling i'm gonna die a lot on this board [Music] ah yes wiener seeking harpoons how i've missed you man when they said it possible they were kidding incredible speed i think i'm doing this the wrong way we're just gonna do it this way yeet here we go one single gigantic harpoon up the ass no big deal all right we've made it to awesome i'm taking this harpoon with me and yay whoa i got the best god i just gotta just gotta back up slowly slowly no big deal ease on back back it up if you will almost like doing the worm right sweet oh it's called rubble swing multi oh god i oh i've saved it okay double hand grab i thought i was screwed but everything's fine and all right first yate i'm dead this is an unbelievably hard rope swing there we go okay down really not today satan all right down the bloody sphincter here and then the full damn i think it's hard because none of it really makes any sense all right slide down the sad cancerous colon onto the gigantic treadmill of agony spin around prepare for the full backflip and there you have it there it is this is oh jesus i was gonna say it's called the impossible jump yeah oh that is a hell of a jump come on huh okay so you need to just barely catch the end of the chain whoa there's one thing i can do fantastically it's land on my head on a pile of swords okay i think i'm getting closer it's all about how many swords i am from the platform at this point man when you said impossible jump you weren't kidding oh okay i'm right there i'm still alive hold on right back forward full flip are you ready yes any slides in the home base enjoy 200 characters of gain oh my god this is gray still plays harpoon run i was like no please don't please don't explode up my ass insult to injury oh crap i'm dead nope never mind i'm still alive oh i'm still alive you can't never mind all right eat through here eat through rumor good and wow nice what's the same one this is called neon spike fall hard or is it [Music] i can win damn it my foot is caught on my groin really a pain in my ass i will inchworm my way to victory you don't even know i will eat this damn segway segway here you're not making this easy for me okay maybe i should have some arms or something for this 20 seconds huh okay [Music] oh my god got it i want my shout out all right now for the actual board here all right looks like a i'm going to die now all right let's go off this with a little bit more heat that looks very not appropriate wow this is a very small margin of error into the jaws of sadness god it's like going into an alligator's mouth which i actually have a lot of experience with since i'm in florida you know what we're gonna let go we're gonna do the wow i was gonna say we're gonna do the flying yeet there we go oh that's that's beautiful see most of my organs made it okay this is a hard spike fall you got me but where there's a will i'm almost there there's a way touch it well um every single limb touched it pelvic thrusting this is unbelievably difficult please let me have this i can get so close oh like i'm just touching heaven lean forward lean forward lean forward lean forward lean forward wow talk about just barely being able to make it this is one you don't get to see too often it is a tom hardy rope swing there we go just kind of shoot our oh my god our tiny sad body into the cannonball clearly nothing bad could happen here go ahead and wind up and get fired out pray to god i don't have to grab onto a [Music] on to the on to the thing here hopefully this takes me into a winning area hell yes way to go tom show in your dad how it's done this is called death fall it's supposedly impossible it's not really a jet fall oh my okay we're gonna how am i supposed to do this okay i'm gonna grab one of the jets there i'm gonna use this jet i'm gonna wrangle this jet go my son it's like worse than a normal jet fall because there's nothing to guide you you have to just fall down the stupidity all right here we go here we go here we go here we go okay now hopefully all the jets are done walk on these jets ow ow yes oh person god thanks for giving me the roto-rooter up the rectum with rocket powered plungers this is called what the hell what the hell are you supposed to do this is called the gray still place challenge 100 i do i have to fall can i just you go before me i won i did it somehow i managed to sit directly on the blades without dying this is called the 100 it's called 100 impossible dodge wow okay guess it's legit how the hell are you supposed to do this go yes 100 possible dodge a this is called the superman oh i superman jumped without trying to superman jump anyways it's called superman jump okay and yay come on baby all right i need a little bit of a jump oh i survived got it i'm trying to just get like a better time there we go now at least i'm on the winner board hell i'm number two getting faster all this says is great please it doesn't say what the please is for it doesn't say what this board actually hm i was gonna say it doesn't say what the board does but oh tom i'm sorry buddy hold on come on i need you you're very important son you're like a scout okay get down there tell me what you see yeah go to it buddy i don't hear anything exploding okay so far so good looks like a little bit of a of a downward hill oh my god my son came in what the hell [Music] this is gonna be a tough board all right son i was wrong i actually need you you're very valuable to me very valuable my son's caught in my neck i died because of you child how did you get there all right ready we're doing this oh god what i was trying to say is we're gonna do this in record time oh yeah oh yeah oh i might be able to cheat the whole board got it out and yet i will take all of the arrows up the balls for the win and now i'm going to do the worm while i am penetrated by over two dozen arrows that skill this is what the hell what happened this is called grace still plays can't it says you can't win not now not ever am i missing something this doesn't look that hard yay this is called dodge the chopper you have to dodge the choppers i'm probably not going to oh god i'm probably not going to dodge the choppers why are they all going for my groin well i can see this level's going to be a pain in my ass wonderful full flip hmm there is a certain lack of fairness in this level okay jump land jump oh yeah full flip land ah to my ass what am i supposed to do oh there's two in my ass now hmm there's one thing i love doing it's pooping out oh butcher knives still alive damn it this very difficult board you have jump damn it go go no i'm right there oh i'm so close i think all i need is one coin i'll never give up i'll never give up full flip ow these things are like freaking ball seeking ginsu knives oh yeah oh that was skill epic skill oh yeah okay this is good so far i just you know what whatever i'll take it with me i'll take it with me i do no no no no okay so once i get stabbed in the ass i've got about i was gonna say once i get stabbed in the ass i've got between two to four seconds before it just explodes my groin this board is ridiculous please land ah land in the right spot land in the right spot before i explode come on it's like having a piece of dynamite strapped to you i have learned at this point to just embrace the butcher knife to the groin it is an inevitability there's nothing i could do to stop it you just have to tense up and go the distance with this tail singing your nuts for the whole map come on i'm so close we could do this yes oh this is called the longest spike fall mr gray challenge you if you can finish this level then you have to give a big shout out to my youtube channel you're supposed to give the shout out to me but i will out all right so obviously this is very v this is a very tense fall here you need to really lean back not yet not yet not yet now there it is oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah i'm still alive why did my limbs go flying back up is there a cheat at the bottom i feel like there's a cheat at the bottom come on come on come on come on come on come on ouch you cheaty bastard or cannot oh i think i can do this come on crap you know the name of the game is never to give up and yeah real ssr yt you successfully made my brain shoot out of my rectum at light speed and anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels till next time stay foxy much love

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Id: KqWOQrvcKSo

Length: 14min 4sec (844 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 27 2021