i had to complete the tightest spike fall ever created and this happened

all right we're checking out the only game where you can strap your balls to a table in an attempt to slay everyone who's not you [Music] that's happy wheels i'd like to mention that i still have all of my limbs that means it's going to be a good day this is called impossible 100 the only context is it says enjoy why do i feel like this is not something made to be enjoyed i see an unfair amount of land mines and there's the swaying testicle of death yay you ready for it you ready for it you ready for it oh piss all i did was die better than normal oh okay this might be a little difficult and not today satan um where am i falling to i'll piss i left the entire board okay there we go no problem this is called the ultimate fall it has you descending to hell in all the different ways all right so we have a ball fall then a jet fall and then a spike fall i appreciate that things get more and more dangerous as time goes on now luckily i still have my helmet i'm gonna grab one of these oh my god i feel like the jets have been given an unusual amount of cocaine please don't crush my abdomen you're crushing my abdomen actually this is kind of therapeutic it feels like a uh like a massage you know nixon is the tip of the spear not today satan last heart oh ah yes the wonderful opportunity to have my legs repurposed for something more valuable it's not like they've really managed to do anything important in my entire happy wheels history at this time i'm going to eat myself downward miss all of the harpoons slowly slide in dragging my forehead across the ceiling at light speed and there you go we have a winner this is a 99.99 possible bottle run what the hell does that mean what is this it's like it's like an inverse impossible challenge which is like a bottle run that anyone could beat all right i'm not even gonna try then i'll just kind of like oh my god well he wasn't wrong this is called the gray man eater text says painful but possible i like that send tom to daycare and wait briefly ride the boosters align yourself with air and checked off the bike win i want to see what daycare is like oh hey i'm like going through the entire board not doing it ouch all right tom i've decided uh you will be the one to go to daycare listen it said i'm supposed to wait briefly okay brief wait's over here we go oh wow okay you know what time there's no reason you can't do this with me oh yes i will eat my meat until i make it all right maybe i do need you to go away how about without the bike ah this is insane how are you supposed to get through this i'll never give up god i'm just feeling oh yes i was gonna say i'm filling the entire universe with my man sausage that sounds really bad my my body my my body pieces you know like a like a deli slicer forget about it from the top of the spike [Music] let me try that again from the top of the spike pit how did how did this happen he's just levitating through the damn table down to the canvas this is called oh my god this is called hard bottle run wow okay hard bottle run it is you know what i think the best idea is just not touch any of the bottles there you go this is called gray's testicle pain the fate of these men's balls falls on how you handle yours get it balls oh i unlock the wind i wonder if i can get the ball shield there oh it's so magical there we go got the ball shield now all i have to do is just win yes i did it this is called grey's glass break hello gray i made this level to challenge your skills if you don't complete this you'll be grey doesn't clay so i suggest you complete it you got it tyson but first what could you have hidden down here oh i won i beat it i'm still gray still plays kind of redundant but it's true all right i'll do the real board oh my god what the hell what the hell did you make me what is this all right [Music] here we go oh yeah oh yeah oh my god is that a bunch of uh a bunch of jets in the shape of a wiener of course it's not that is a mushroom all right let's see how bad it is whoa baby question please didn't expect that did you now i'm gonna dance on over to the finish line dance my way over and oh my god and there we go congrats you play for another day what happened i won how come i get to win yay this is called grace still plays karen it says you must overcome the karen bridge ignore the hole behind you i'm grace too please i don't ignore holes holes ignore me welcome to the devs hole of laziness where the dev can beat their levels without needing to play it normally what's odd is i'm actually screwed because my own arm is keeping it so i can't get through this let's try that again there all it cost me was an arm and a leg literally if we ever get a civ 7 gordon ramsay should be the voice for ireland due to his tendency of his weird insults when he's mad this is some of the most random stuff how much rambling is there can we please make whoever made oatmeal raisin cookies look like chocolate chip cookies suffer from their own creation yeah i'm not gonna lie i'm a big fan of peanut butter cookies because i'm a savage yay all right now let's beat the actual game all right karen bridge let's do this okay [Music] i mean i i won or my esophagus one because i think that's the only thing that touched the finish line it's time for a rope swing enjoy this rope swing title card okay oh sweet huh so you have to swing through the glass and then swing backwards interesting oh this is gonna be a trout [ __ ] this is gonna be a treat through yay and yeah my arms what are the chances i mean i probably don't need them anymore right i've completed oh god oh god oh god no i need to hold on to this this vaguely kidney bean shaped conveyor belt i'm so screwed right now the fact that i have found a way to live infinitely is kind of surprising okay i still have one arm left all right down here land on this grab the conveyor belt you know one arm should be good enough hopefully uh our boy here has not skipped arm day maybe worked out the triceps a little bit oh yeah this is perfect now we just have to do this nice oh i was supposed to grab that well this is bad ow oh my god hmm maybe i can do this i mean you never know yeah i'm screwed this is tough rope swing the problem damn it it's this secondary freaking rope this rope swings pain in my ass it's a gigantic pain in my ass there we go yes no take me home come on penis okay back to having one arm should be okay though i managed to do one arm before okay coin fall grab swing are you serious incredible why would you make this board there we go yes both arms oh yeah we can't lose now we can't lose now this is this is perfect all right just stay nice and straight just like that beautiful and grab boop and yeet let go you gotta be shiny getting pretty good at this part two arms half a brain we're gonna do this all right now as long as i just stay tight into the pocket okay that was a little tighter than i had oh i'm there i just need to let go yeah yes what where's my win i win i'm a winner i did it yay for a minute there i uh i legitimately thought i just got trolled i would have cried this is called the hardest run ever it says i hope you like it because it's the the hardest run ever all right what's that ah there's no secret when you liar to the actual level hmm i feel like there's a certain lack of fairness here you must not know what i am prepared to sacrifice in order to win [Music] success this is called grey's hell oh boy if you're reading this you're dead okay where am i supposed to go like where does hell actually proceed to nope that's too far also why is there a very wiener looking object there i'm sure it's just a tube of toothpaste held up by two basketballs but still okay so go down here oh god hell is that how are you supposed to beat whatever that is what is that this is hell a i don't even know how you're supposed to defeat this okay maybe all right so if i go off here there that was the first layer of hell i'm assuming and then i very kind of slowly go off here okay now hold on now nothing there hmm tom stop dying to the gigantic knife when i was your age knives were part of the of a man's rite of passage okay how about if we go backwards some oh my god i'm a winner holy penis i lived somehow this was the most stupidly ridiculous board and we beat it i have to save that this is called grey still plays 100 impossible i hope you're ready tom we're going down the secret win poor tom he's like dad i don't think we can do the less secret win how old are you tom he's like nine when i was your age i was ten ow come on um yay i'm still alive i just got thrown over the area where i'm allowed to win at wow that was a 10 of 10 acrobatic feat of amazement i wish i could say i did it by skill this is called gray still plays god speed no here's some text thanks at least they didn't let my fall be in vain all right go past the line [Music] what the hell what the hell happened oh my god all right we're doing it [Music] hey everyone the time has come for the jet fall to ruin all jet falls jet fall boss okay i didn't even get past easy that means that this is going to be a fantastic time filled with fun and adventure long as i keep my helmet never mind come on baby come on baby come on baby just stay against the wall stay there has to be a way for me to cheat this because this is insane all right and yeet and full flip there we go and now just wiggle downward wiggle and dive man no joke this is legit all right there goes my foot in my helmet that should get rid of a lot of problems nothing like a jet engine massaging my ass and by my ass i mean my entire intestinal tract actually i kind of want to lose my helmet because then that'll get rid of some there we go that'll get rid of some of the jets there goes my arms that should help too come on baby we could go all the way we could go all the way there you go nice and a head stand on the yes yes no you got to be kidding me the landing area is not wall-to-wall you cheaty bastard come on just fall yeah [Music] well i just got the rocket-powered colonoscopy of a lifetime anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels next time stay foxy much love

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Length: 14min 6sec (846 seconds)

Published: Sat May 01 2021