I completed this legendary spike run by being a terrible father

all right we're checking out the only game where satan has now infested the yeat it's happy wheels all that for noob wow never mind all that for the whole of glory there's two things i want here one is the impossible and two is i need a bottle flip here so i can get this shout out i want my shout out goddammit okay that that's not how we start getting the shout out i'm halfway on the high heat is this the high heat because it's the highest vertically or because it has the most amount of illicit drugs great i can only save half of my replay never mind i can't save any of my replay what's back here i'm in between the hacker hole and smart boy gray oh oh it's almost there it's almost there i just need to i just need to give it a little the tiniest bit of a nudge come on no it fell out oh that's so distressing all right let me go back over here nope okay let me go back over here what are they i'd say solar people i missed it before it got covered up i need to know the whole of noobs well damn it the whole of 69 people and the non-normal hole okay all i got was like half an easy it's just like the z well there was the ultimate yeah i can see how this upside down shout out flip may be a pain in the ass i got potatoes i'm gonna slowly try and get all the food groups it says don't you dare but i absolutely will there wow hacker backer uh so i bottle flipped the bottle but i bottle flipped it on top of the area that i was supposed you know whatever okay now i legit bottle flipped it on top of it how do you like do i still get my cat my shout out okay i've nestled safely inside of the noob hole [Music] yes legend son i don't know why mustard's here but i do love mustard what the hell what what happened what the hell my bottle went down into the donations area who gets the donated bottle of mustard i'm not really sure how the hell i did this it's like the game we have either of these yay i got it inside the hacker hole bottle flip ceo i mean is it how's the pay i i i don't know i really don't know what to tell you but there you go i got it possible yes i did it i got the full upside down flip and it's not moving this has to be worth the shout out right what daycare looks like oh god oh hey i'm a winner i i don't actually know what part of me won i'm i think it's it's possibly my heart okay so first bottle run there goes my arms that's okay though i really didn't need them and then a table run and then you got a yeet no you chidi bastard i was there i just overshot it okay uh-huh okay okay those are almost killing me every two seconds all right slow down go here get turned into porridge there's one thing i love about happy wheels peoples uh they're like cats they're like a liquid you know what i mean can you stop rocketing me in the air it's making this board a lot harder than it should be i mean i say a lot harder than it should be but realistically i'm like says i have to complete the american gladiator gauntlet just to get to a simple ending now that's why i know the only time winning is worth winning is when there's a challenge attached to it oh my head got decapitated but then it got put back on my body by an arrow well this is bad i don't even need to say anything because this dad says exactly what i'm thinking ah okay you got a patience so do this then this then slow down okay slowing down didn't work so maybe i'll [Music] oh this is gonna be a pain in my ass what i was trying to say is slowing down didn't work so i might as well just gun it here we go oh this is good this look this looks this looks perfect this looks perfect yes he tried to screw me in the end but i still got it thank you jesus this grace paint chamber all you have to do is survive for 20 seconds and you would okay hold on i need okay there we go maybe this maybe this soccer ball will protect me jesus how are you supposed to do this come here chair i got it the chair's protecting my head and the bodies of my enemies are protecting my groin yes yes do it i've lost most of my limbs but i can still with this stay with me chair stay with me stay with me chair yes everyone i'm like a black hole i've absorbed everything ah there's an explosive mind is there anything else is there anything else that would like to join me in the in the center mass of death anything anything else are we done i think we're done okay we're done i i i'm a winner i won i don't know how actually we all won together this is called the gray still plays yeatbox i think i know what you're supposed to do okay so i'm assuming oh my god you have to survive escaping the heat box right hey is there anything over here um there's a hole there it could be something magical i need to know unfortunately son only one of us can check this out and it's your father well i wish i didn't check that out all right eat box take two [Music] ow i'm still alive all right things are going quite nice so far now it looks like i'm going to get heated into the stratosphere i really don't know where i'm going to get heated to uh i'm sure it'll be fine though go ahead and take this piece of uh piece of tv first though there you go all right let's do this yay oh that was all i had to do yay this is called the hardest spike fall ever don't go down here i'm going to do everything i was going to say i'm going to do everything you tell me not to do sorry i spilled ketchup on the background yeah we have a tendency to do that on this channel there is a long progression to get to the spike fall and spike ball okay yeah doing pretty good got uh god i got to impossible oh i went too far uh did i did i get to eat demon i'm pretty sure i saw a heat demon yee demon i got the grace still plays gate demon i'm coming okay they've overshot it again not really sure when you said literally the hardest spike fall ever you may have been serious or were you well this is exciting it's a bottle run with wheelchair guy and i can't leave okay here we go [Music] it's a little bit different than doing it with the bike actually it's not just a little bit different to pay in the ass okay how about if i move this like here there we go i'm kind of bottle running it [Music] okay so now you have to do like a flappy birds okay all right let me get this up a little bit higher here there we go i know i know that's what she said ow man luckily this guy's head is like a freaking rock come on there you go all right now up a little bit higher like here there we go come on baby get over it you can do it oh god wow i bottled run oh no i was gonna say a bottle run without actually running on top of the bottles come on baby get there okay that was pretty good now up and over sweet uh-huh there we go nice oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh look at this okay now we have to get it up a lot oh i almost destroyed my freaking head oh i almost did it again no okay i think that i'm approaching this like in in the most difficult way i think if we just go straight up whoop there it is huh remember when i said this guy's head is like a rock that's more like a freaking marshmallow ouch wow uh you know what i'll take it okay how about if i tilt it back a little bit god this thing drives like a freaking washing machine okay i'm actually getting further and further from like the immediate jump area nice nice oh yeah oh yeah okay no no no no don't you dare break your head yes how many are there okay i thought this was just like one level this is there's like there's like a ton of these no yeah no yeah no okay oh yeah oh we're sailing there it is there it is [Music] don't you dare break your freaking head excellent all right what's next slow down okay what the hell was that what the hell was that what is that okay hold on i gotta protect myself i don't know what this could be but i'm i'm going feet first into this crap it's just oh boy all right whatever here we go hey victory this is called great what the hell this is called gray still plays drunk what is down here oh this is called gray still plays drunk what the holy hell what are you supposed to do okay i got i got one of the wins it looks like there's another one though hold on okay so would you just fall okay well there you go oh yes here we go look at the skill involved there goes my very expensive shoes but that's fine that was supposed to happen now i'm gonna go ahead and fall down this little area there goes my shins but they quite honestly were getting in the way of a lot of the things i wanted to do in life now we're going to get loaded into this cannon fly down the sphincter over here win or die in a spectacular way i think you know what the right choice is real life body disassemble simulator [Music] i think we both know that was the correct way to win what do you know spike falls weren't good enough pogo fights weren't good enough so now i have to do a freaking pogo fight spike fall i think i know where the secret win would be what's over oh ah i think i can get there there's a secret wind see if you can find it oh i can find it but can it find me okay so oh my god no there we go so there was an extra coin there i missed okay after getting the secret win now we have to actually win okay eat perfect oh god oh no okay oh jesus oh okay oh why you cheating bastard this is gonna be this is gonna be fun all right i'm just getting my balls used to hitting the wall here because they're gonna be doing it a lot let go of me okay everything is something i can cut myself on i think the biggest issue here i'm gonna have to try and ouch what i was trying to say is the biggest issue here is that even if i get to the the ghost of christmas past ah over there by the girl that throws the battle ax reign at me like there's no good place to sit and not die okay so now jesus okay here land it get his sword up the ass that's fine though i mean this is this is part of happy wheels and then jump land up here uh-huh see okay hear me out now now i do have a i do have a like a long sword and a battle axe hiding from my oh just a long sword now hanging from my anus but this is a long board okay jump why why does everything seek out my wiener every single item you made a hell of a board here okay here's the plan we're gonna get to the very end of this because this board is your brother and his wife aka how many different weapons are stuck get off okay there goes at least the battle axe and now i'm just dealing with the trident and the long sword okay here we go full flip okay oh oh no i'm still left why why are you why are you trying to go toward the spikes stop good sir don't you do it you bastard why did you have to do the scorpion this level is made by satan okay i've got the pattern now you go up you come down there we go oh oh oh no nope but you're doing it you're doing the thing where you want to die don't do that to me good i hate this man he's like ahaha gray i figured it out i could kill myself at any time oh that means you're gonna experience this board many many more times than you would normally need to okay jump and then land but start going backwards okay that freezes you in air that's really good and then up over bounce land it die to a battle axe oh that's good oh that's perfect oh yeah oh yeah here we go okay susie listen don't susie jesus don't screw this up for your dad hell yes oh god oh no no no no it moved up my sternum into my mouth i eat battle axes for breakfast that should not have killed my character oh yeah i'm getting i'm getting good at this you ready for this ready for this watch this look at that huh okay all right here we go here we go no no no no no no why why did you do it you were there you had everything you had everything a man could have are we starting off with a bang today all right now this this level this level is is genuinely ridiculous i have never had so many swords up my ass than in this level never i'm getting all of my sword ass experience in one episode no okay you know what that's fine all right now you have to worm forward not too much though okay you don't want to hit your head on the on the thing all right there we go now there okay no no no yes yes yes good go no no no no no no no stop no okay all right man just just keep your wiener strong like that now i know that my pogo stick is resting on your wiener but i you gotta you gotta put up with it okay we're almost at the all holy boss gray the masochistic alcohol perfect you did a good job man [Laughter] it's like something is literally pulling me into the spikes like gravity has defied my ability to win see look look i'm moving i'm not doing anything yet stuff hell i'm still dancing a jig on the end of this battle okay i'm in the best spot that i've been in now i need to very slow i need to very very carefully and very slow slowly pull my ass off of this sword without ripping myself in half okay all the battle axes are out of the way okay all the swords are out of the way i just need to do this no no no stop it stop stop stop stop no no no no no yes no okay i have decided that you need unbelievable patience in order to beat this board or luck but i'm gonna go with patience i'll penis i'm dead i don't know how i survived why why am i slowly levitating toward the only thing that could kill me go yes are you serious this is ridiculous this is the hardest level i've ever played in happy wheels get off get off of this go all of you all of you battle axes get the hell out get out you're all fired all righty now as long as this sword doesn't rip me in half everything's going to be just fricked no you've got to be [ __ ] me now the secret one was the only win and i just wasted like three hours of my life anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels you bastards until next time say foxy much love

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Id: 5ECqFj0UyfY

Length: 17min 34sec (1054 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 05 2021