- What's up, Greg and welcome
back to another episode of POV which stands for Pigs On Video. Now I'm sure a lot of you by now are aware of the POV trend on TikTok, where someone on TikTok
will act out a scene and you as the audience are
a character in that scene. Some of you may also be aware
of the extremely creepy niche within that trend of like daddy POVs. I was originally gonna
make a video about those but then I started to realize that they're too creepy to make fun of and it wouldn't even be
funny, it would just be weird. And also by the time I
went to go look for them, most of them have been deleted. I guess cause the people
who made them realized, hey, that's pretty gross,
we should probably stop. But I found this dude
named Garrett on TikTok, his username is Goverboe, and he had previously made
a lot of these daddy TikToks but he has since deleted them and I thought it would
be kind of interesting to go through his other TikToks
that aren't the daddy ones since he's deleted
pretty much all of those, I wanted to see what kind
of other TikToks he makes. And it turns out they're
pretty much all POVs, and they are all very odd. For those of you who
don't know what POVs are, I'll give you a simple one. First, this was called POV
which stands for Point of View. You're staying the night
at your friend's house when her brother
accidentally walks in on you. (upbeat music) Pretty much everyone's
fantasy, I think we can agree. You're staying at a friend's house, there's a knock on the door
and their brother comes in. And he like eyes you up and down. I think deep down we'd all
like our friends brothers to undress us with their eyes. This sounds kind of fun, but I would say that
them being that innocent is pretty rare with old Goverboe. For example, this one is called your boyfriend's snuck into your house after you ignored him all day. A pretty reasonable response
honestly, let's check it out. (upbeat music) ♪ Pick up the phone baby ♪ ♪ I know you home baby ♪ To me, this seems like something
that this dude was like, Oh, this would be so hot. Like a chick would love a dude
who is like confident enough to just break into his girlfriend's house. But any girl or like anyone who's ever had to deal with
like a stalker situation would just be horrified about,
like this is not a fantasy. I want me a boyfriend who's not really so much of a boyfriend but more of a stalker 'cause I don't really know
him and he keeps texting me. I don't even know how he got my number. But after a day of me not responding. If he could like break into my
house, that would be awesome. Preferably while I'm like
taking a shower or some shit. Do you think that he
would actually do this? If she's not responding to you all day, like you probably did
something wrong, right? Like she's not just
ignoring you for no reason or maybe she's busy, maybe she just wants some space. But you're just like, No, fuck that, I'm gonna
break into her house. And when she finds me, I'm gonna say, "Pick up the phone baby." So yeah, kind of like romanticizing a creepy stalker relationship. Not great, definitely not good, but it gets worse. So let's check it out. POV you ran away from your
kidnapper but his men found you. (upbeat music) Yeah, that's how kidnapping works. Now you're stuck with me
cause I've kidnapped you. Really nice of him to
spell that out for us. Thank you Goverboe. I don't get how this is like an appealing situation for anyone. You can make the argument that like sure, lots of people probably think he's cute, but that doesn't mean that
you wanna be kidnapped by him. Do you know why people get kidnapped? It's not for good reasons. It's not like this dude is like sorry, I just wanted to kidnap you because I wanna be your boyfriend, I wanna treat you really nice and you're free to go whenever, okay. People get kidnapped for
really dark bad reasons. Like it seems like the
point of this is that you're scared that you got kidnapped but then he takes off
his mask and you're like, Ooh, maybe this won't be so bad after all. But the darkness of this TikToks seems to be lost on most of his fans because they're all children,
mostly like little girls, which honestly makes it way more gross. Romanticizing kidnapping for
his like little girl audience. That's so fucked up. Wait, he even had us as the
audience say I didn't miss you. Like we're clearly not
okay with being kidnapped. This isn't even like a
fantasy where we're like we kind of wanna be kidnapped like at some kind of kink or something. So we're not even cool
with what's going on, we're just like, I wanna go home. Hashtag POV, your serial killer boyfriend followed you home again. No, not again. He follow me home again.
(applause) Oh, when will this serial
killer boyfriend learn? I'm sorry, but what the fuck
is a serial killer boyfriend? He just kind of throws
that into the caption like we all know what that means, right? We've all had a serial killer boyfriend or have been a serial killer boyfriend. (upbeat music) I like getting knocked at the beginning. He may be a serial killer boyfriend but he has manners, he's not just gonna barge into your house unlike that other boyfriend
that will barge into your house. ♪ Pick up the phone baby ♪ Okay, so like in this TikTok we're like hiding from our
serial killer boyfriend. Is he's still our boyfriend? He's obviously done something
that has made us wanna hide probably be a serial killer but he's still our
serial killer boyfriend. He's another serial killer ex boyfriend. I guess we haven't broken it off yet, we still kind of like can see
the good in him, you know. He may have killed 30 people but I'll be damned if I
don't think I can change him. This comment says, "When people have literally died because of stuff like this," and that has 24,000 likes. And honestly I got to agree with him. It's not even like this,
people have died from this serial killer boyfriend. Hashtag POV, your boyfriend
tries to abuse you in front of the gang leader's son. (upbeat music) What does this even mean? I don't understand the
premise of this TikTok. So my boyfriend is trying
to hit me or something but then we're saved, and not by the gang leader,
but the gang leader's son. First off, are we in a gang? Did our serial killer boyfriend
initiate us into a gang without us knowing? This is the first I've heard of it. There have been no other TikTok so far about us being in a gang. So you just have to
accept right off the bat, you're in the gang. I really love that it's
not the gang leader that's saving us, like that
would be almost like this. I could understand that being kind of like a hot, powerful
position, he's in charge. But instead it's the gang leader's son. I just picture like this
12 year old dweeby kid. Like here bastard, you
don't wanna tussle with me. My daddy runs this gang
and he's strong as hell. Mmh, nothing hotter than
a man with a powerful dad. POV, I have no real money or influence, but my dad runs a gang. Hashtag POV you threatened
the new mafia boss' son. Okay, so I guess this is another one about the gang leader's son. (upbeat music) Oh shit, what a badass
dude, he's got a dad. It's just so funny to act like a badass because like your dad's in charge. It reminds me of in elementary school, there was a girl in my grade whose dad was the mayor of
the town that I lived in. And sometimes she would get
into fights with my friend. And every time she would tell him that her dad was gonna
kick him out of town, as if like the mayor of our town would really exile a nine year old because he got in a
fight with his daughter. Just imagine like a third grader
packing up his bag sobbing 'cause he's like, I don't wanna leave but the mayor kicked me out. It's just such a weird concept
to flex not even your power, but your imaginary dad's
imaginary power on TikTok. I wanna see more people doing that, that's a cool concept. I wanna see more TikToks of people flexing their dad's power. (laughing) Stupid fucking dog. Excuse me, sir, you can't just come in
here to scare the dogs. (upbeat music)
(chuckles) Do you know who I am? Yeah, you're Jeff Bezos' son,
you said that like 18 times. My daddy owns Amazon. Yeah, and you've said that like 20 times. What does that have to do
with being mean to the dog? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. You think that just because
I haven't spoken to my father in five years doesn't mean
I can't get old king Amazon on the phone right now and tell
him to make your Alexa evil? I didn't think that until just now. But honestly, yeah, it sounds
like you wouldn't pick up. I feel sorry for you. My dad's the richest turtle in the world. He'll ruin your life. Turtle?
I said Man. I'm sure you meant man,
but you said turtle. My dad doesn't look like a turtle. This one is one of my favorites. It's called hashtag POV,
you tell your vampire dad about the boy who hits you at school. So get ready for vampire dad. (upbeat music) Oh great, my dad killed my bully. That's what you want, right? My grown ass supernatural dad murdered a little boy at night school. Thanks vampire dad. I like to the caption
calls hin vampire dad like he's some kind of superhero. Like well, there goes vampire
dad to go kill that kid. Wait, if my dad is a vampire, doesn't that make me a vampire too? Is vampirism, is that genetic? 'Cause if so I feel like I could have taken care of it myself. I don't even know how I have
bullies in the first place if I'm a vampire, I'm immortal,
I can turn into a bat, who's gonna bully someone
that can turn into a bat? You don't want that smoke. You don't want that puff of
smoke as I turned into a bat. So I really like the
concept of this TikTok. I like vampire dad a lot. I feel like that provides a lot of good unexplored territory, we could do a lot with vampire dad. What I don't like about
this TikTok is that this fucking dude doesn't
even look like a vampire. He looks like a sexy vampire,
like a Twilight vampire. He doesn't even have
fangs, he's just some guy. Can you imagine how different this TikTok would be interpreted by like
all of his little girl fans if it was like a classic looking vampire? (upbeat music)
(applause) Vampire dad, oh, vampire dad, a kid went missing in our school today. (applause)
Oh, no. Was it the boy who bullies you? Yeah. Wait, how did you know that? Just a lucky guess. Wait, is that him? Right there, that's my bully except he's got like a
bite mark on his neck and he looks like a vampire. Oh, yeah. I guess it is, what a coincidence. Dad, did you try to murder
my eight year old classmate? Oh, oh, looks like he's caught me. Oh, vampire dad. (laughing)
Whoops. (upbeat music) Wait, so you turn them into a vampire. Doesn't that make him immortal? Oh fuck, you're right. (upbeat music) Oh, great, another vampire one. POV, it's your first
time kissing a vampire. Oh, gosh, I'm kind of excited. I didn't know that I would
be kissing a vampire today. Gosh, okay, well, here it goes. (smooch) ♪ I wanna be your weekend lover ♪ ♪ Yeah I'ma be the best damn lover ♪ Oh, shit, did you bite me? I guess I did.
I'm sorry. ♪ I wanna mess up your cover ♪ Your bleeding, I guess cause I bit you. Why do I seem surprised that he's bleeding if I just bit him? Oh shit. Why the fuck you bleeding, gross? He's like you bit me. ♪ The way my lips feel on your body ♪ Ah, ah. ♪ With every breath we
take you're falling ♪ This is my first time kissing a vampire. Alright, let's get that straight. I bit him. I'm not a vampire, I'm kissing a vampire, and I bite him. If I'm just a regular as dude,
why would I bite a vampire? Wouldn't he bite me and on
the neck, not on the mouth? Also, how hard did I bite him that he's already got that
much blood all over him? I must have really chopped
down hard on him, just ah. ♪ With every breath that we're taking ♪ ♪ With every step ♪ Oh boy, look how he goes
back in for that second kiss. Just like, Oh yeah, give me some of that. ♪ In love, in love ♪ Hashtag POV, we're dancing at
a party and your ex walks in. Well, judging by kind of
like the macho persona that this dude puts on, I'm guessing he's gonna like
do something to protect me from my ex, maybe he's
my serial killer ex. So let's see what old Goverboe does to protect me or hide me from my ex. ♪ All my ladies who got a brother ♪ ♪ that doesn't treat them right ♪ ♪ Put your finger but in his
face and tell that man Bye bye ♪ If this is from our point of view and we are his girlfriend,
then who is he kissing? He kisses someone to
the left of the screen and then looks at us, like
they're two different people. Is he kissing our ex? And then he looks right at the
camera, right at us and says, "Can we help you?" What the fuck dude. I'm dating you, and my
ex walks into the party. And I'm like, "Oh, no, it's my ex." And you kiss him and
then look at me and say can we help you? Not cool.
(upbeat music) Oh, shit. Serial killer babe, my ex is here. (upbeat music) Don't worry, sweetheart, I got this. Thanks. Hey, fuck face.
Oh, what's up? (upbeat music) Babe. Hello, I'm right here. Hey, can you shut up? I'm trying to smooch your ex. Yes, seriously, you think
we give a shit about you? Get out of here. I'm trying to get some
serial killer action. Yeah, go home. Oh my God. You're the worst serial
killer boyfriend ever. That's not what your
serial killer ex thinks. He's right. That's it, that's it,
we're serial killer done. Oh, please. You think you're gonna serial
killer break up with me? Well, you can't 'cause I'm serial killer
breaking up with you. Wait until my vampire
dad hears about this. Damn right.
(upbeat music) All right, well, honestly,
that is enough of that. This dude's TikToks creeped me out. The moral of the story is please stop romanticizing abusive
relationships, kidnapping, serial killers, and fuck it, vampires. Stop romanticizing those two, they're blood sucking
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guys next time, bye. ♪ I keep that motherfuckin' thing on me ♪ ♪ and by thing I mean dad ♪ ♪ Trust you don't wanna make me mad ♪ ♪ 'cause I got him on speed dial ♪ ♪ And he's rich as all heck ♪ ♪ And he's strong, he'll
be comin' for your neck ♪ ♪ Yeah my dad is straight
evil, he's a mafia boss ♪ ♪ And he's cutting me checks,
now I'm lost in the sauce ♪ ♪ Give me an arbitrary job
cause I have no skills ♪ ♪ Nepotism got me making them bills ♪ ♪ First grade I had a bully,
he was straight dissin' ♪ ♪ Asked the principal for
help, but he wouldn't listen ♪ ♪ Told my dad, next day
they were both missin' ♪ ♪ Like "Shape of Water" they
were sleeping with fishes ♪ ♪ And did I mention he's a
vampire? My dad can't die ♪ ♪ Paler than a
motherfuckin' overcast sky ♪ ♪ Only comin' out at night,
killin' folks with one bite ♪ ♪ Think he sucks? Well,
you goddamn right ♪ ♪ Me and dad at the ball park,
hittin' balls with a bat ♪ ♪ If you bully me, you're
gonna brawl with a bat ♪ ♪ Who needs a sugar daddy
when you got a sugar dad? ♪ ♪ Unlimited allowance, no cap ♪ ♪ Dad been alive for 400
years, vampire shit ♪ ♪ He don't show up in the
mirrors, rich man shit ♪ ♪ He don't show up for his kids ♪ ♪ How he live forever, but
ain't got time for his kids? ♪ ♪ But it's cool ♪ ♪ I get that money from the top (bitch) ♪ ♪ Call that "trickle down economics" ♪ ♪ You don't wanna mess
with me, I promise ♪ ♪ The money never stops, but
it's got a lot of commas ♪ ♪ If I have a bad dream, then
I'm hoppin' in his coffin ♪ ♪ Dad's richer than Jeff Bezos ♪ ♪ It ain't fall, but
he's raking up pesos ♪ ♪ Puttin' all my haters
underneath gravestones ♪ ♪ I'm like a baby mouse
'cause he feed me queso, ♪ ♪ little bread like panko ♪ ♪ You will never have a rich dad ♪ ♪ You will always have
a tiny baby bitch dad ♪ ♪ You could have money in the
bank, but your dad can't hang ♪ ♪ 'Cause he ain't got fangs, and
he don't leave gangs, bitch ♪ (upbeat music)
I’d legit watch Vampire Dad. And the song at the end should be the show’s theme song (the entire song; not just 30 seconds of it).
Also, Danny in that dad shirt ... 🔥
nothing on dannys channel has made me actually recoil in disgust as much as this