i upgraded villagers into gods and this happened

all right we're checking out the only game where you can turn villagers into steroid-abusing monster psychopaths that will backbreaker the ender dragon and then throw her out of orbit [Music] it's minecraft well i have decided that i have oh hold on i have abused villagers far too much and so today i have decided to add so many zeros to villagers that it will hopefully break the game now besides being able to do something as amazing as create 50 foot tall monuments reginald i have more levels of upgrading than any other creature i've made yet and i've given them to the villagers the villagers will eventually be able to do anything if they join our cause besides making gigantic monuments and banners for the great one that is reginald the president is like thanks dad they will be able to punch stuff across the planet shoot arrows eat stuff into space rip the loot out of the souls of different creatures and give them to us and tame other beings that's right eventually the villagers can not only tame the stupid wolves that we made but they will also be able to tame iron golems and make them dumber than they already are first things first i need more cobblestone oh hey there buddy oh yeah you thought you would uh you thought you would get out of the wrath hold on don't go anywhere everyone's joining the reginald army today i should probably do this you know not with a piece of bread although i guess considering the constant carb abuse my body goes through that's pretty legit okay so the first upgrade that we can do to the villagers is cobblestone so i'm gonna want plenty of these don't want to go down to the lava yet oh the villagers have other abilities too i'll just leave those as a surprise as we upgrade them but eventually i do want to kill the ender dragon by throwing her into the moon well technically i won't throw her into the moon i will give that honor to the very first villager who i dub bob vila all right let's go get you some friends keep the banners flowing i love how the banner is just like looming down over us how you doing down there great well pretty good now that i'm sitting right next to a gigantic monument to our most holy poultry lord oh these things are gonna dot the entirety of this planet it's great too because i can remember where the village is because of the gigantic reginald okay okay hold on hold on okay you ready for this you're over this hold on reginald parkour boom hey everyone oh talking and talking to your son you having a good day yeah about how he's gonna grow up to be a man well that day is today you joined in the army you too hey everyone we're recruiting and by recruiting i mean you don't have a choice now our our men can also mine for us because laziness is good mmm pumpkins you know what pumpkins are they're just sad bread did you just open that door and then see me out here and go straight back into the house it's like avoiding the tax collector or something you can't avoid me come here boop oh hey you guys thought you were gonna keep your lives of farming and pottery making let me ask you something have you ever killed a man this guy's like no then you haven't lived oh bam if you want to be incredibly buff like reginald and those in the cult of reginald you too can join the youtube membership area we've got 35 custom emojis that disappoints youtube's parents and if you join the legend rank you also get one special video a week that no one else gets to see last week it was my editor showing everyone the horror that he has to go through to edit one of my videos and this upcoming week it's gonna be a reaction with face cam from me it is going to be a florida man reacting to terrible florida men's stories because that's meta as l alright now that we have officially gotten every man woman and child in this city our very first goal is to get iron and you may be asking yourself but great how does one find iron in minecraft with a distinct lack of caution that's how all right well we got the flint not gonna lie finding iron is becoming a right royal pain in my ass you're gonna have to let me know how exactly you're standing on the side of the wall that is a level of parkour i have never been able to make aha reginald let me know where this was good chicken now this right here will bring us one step closer to complete stupidity now you may be seeing yourself with gray what does stupidity look like just you wait oh yeah oh this this is gonna be some upgrades right up in here that's nice original reginald buddy buddy you're in the way there we go i like how every once in a while he knows and he just takes the feathery stairway to heaven ow wow this is fortunate oh penis well where the hell were you guys at i'm down here getting my ass blown up yeah do me a favor whenever you see a freaking creeper coming up on us let me know how about you watch what was that did you guys learn how to use tnt already oh god alrighty one of these these one of these italy deet i appreciate that you guys are covering all oh my god here we go yes time to see how good you guys are at killing considering all the arrows that are sticking inside of my glorious statue not too good ow you just shot me in the back they're like well great you told us to watch your back your back just got shot twice thanks all right boys get ready cause it's time to start pumping iron okay so now they can start yeeting blocks at things i need to get them to the next level though so they can start dropping the hammer on some creatures gonna need that i'm gonna need this all right in order to ow i was gonna say in order to add more zeros to our villagers i have to find gold so we're gonna have to go deeper um hmm this turned out pretty fortunate hey oh super or where have you been all my life you're a dog down here what do you guys tame a dog in the middle of nowhere thank you for letting me know about this super or phineas i knew it was only a matter of time but the lava set our gigantic reginald statue on fire originals like it was meant to be hey you guys want to use some more arrows you need some more arrows you guys are great wow all that target practice really paid off i got to get these guys upgraded this is this is embarrassing okay we've got supersedes so i've got to get these used boop also all of my glorious minions have been like non-stop killing skeletons so there you go and one of these [Music] now we're talking man i still need gold though what a pain in the ass that's all right though i have a i have an idea all i need to do is beat this tree until its children pop out that sounds terrible until a sapling pops out like that you know what's coming next uh-huh actually let's just do that boop go my child bring on to be stupid loot and one more just for good measure now it is time for what we in the business call making it rain oh my god yay ow i would be really happy if you went ahead and vomited out a bunch of gold okay enchanted golden apples are good too now we're ready uh-huh uh-huh oh villagers where the hell did you guys go are you still shooting at the same damn zombie do i have to do everything myself are you joking are you kidding me right now i almost feel like upgrading you is a waste of time but i'm still gonna do it prepare yourself for greatness oh yes that moment when you're so buff that your shirt blows off your body alright boys now at this point they should be able to start taming iron golems but we're going to go further [Laughter] yes behold drew stupidity diamond go [Music] do you hold on real quick do you like their special tattoo let's upgrade them just a little bit more all right well that looks ridiculous follow me men i've got plans this is what this looks like by the way do you see in the distance on the horizon the towering skyscrapers of retinol i feel like any time i say i have plans the world of minecraft collectively groans now obviously this army is nowhere near big enough so we have to go from village to village gaining more and more members oh and just because hold on hold on i do need to uh did you just eat the pig don't eat the pig yet they're trying to eat them they're trying to throw the pig out of the stress fear the pig is gone they ripped the pig's soul apart and they gave me boots that are way better than the boots from the tree okay this looks promising hold on okay here we go so this this village looks unbelievably important look at all the potentials here you sir you are weak purposeless but i will make you strong have you ever heard of the cult of reginald this guy's like no how about now damn it nah now oh there's my long lost carbs hey oh don't don't you run from this don't you run from this yep yes you eat the sheep yes perfect do not allow the sheep that sheep actually landed in the water good for him all right simon says chill out i got work to do [Applause] bread come in here this villagers like are you my babysitter it depends have you ever thought about slaying and then eating the flesh of the non-believers with kids these days he's probably hell yes yeah alrighty hey there's no such thing as too many oh hey you guys grow super seeds too well done boop okay um i think at this point we've got a pretty good army so it's time to look into going to the nether i literally can't see oh my god i was gonna say i literally can't see where the hell i'm going as i run into a bunch of lobs oh don't push me to lava crazy jackasses yeah i've got it guys everyone in the cult of reginald has to bathe in fire i hope you like hell boys because that's where we're going yep oh neither what the hell oh you guys have already started taming dogs that's good this is this is this is probably the most horrifying visage that any creature could ever see we're a bunch of completely fire immune psychopaths wading through the lava slaughtering everything in sight hello piglens i'm here you don't want to know what i've brought with me already well let's go ahead and get the pearls all right guys listen here's the plan all right if it doesn't look like it lifts leave it alone see that piglet down there do not eat the piglen i can feel them asking right now greg can i eat the piglet do not hate the piglet just let them give me the pearls first oh you may now eat all the piglins yeah that's what happens piglins that piglet looked at me wrong you guys know what to do this is this is just awful you guys got your chests limp amounts of loot all right everyone back to swimming in the lava let me climb the fortress let me climb the fortress just let me climb the fortress let me come to your forefoot this is what it's like to be loved unconditionally like this is too much love go away it was at this moment i realized i am probably incredibly close to death okay here's the plan boys if it doesn't have feathers it dies blazes where are you i've got a gigantic multiplying army and i've lost my mind found them you boys know what to do yes slay them put the chickens down nice this fortress is very very lax on reginald decor we're here to change that there's seriously nothing more i enjoy than watching a blaze get heated across the stratosphere look at the sparta like machine gun volley of arrows his glorious get him boys nice all right what are we at that is not enough giddily deep your ass just got beat congratulations we're here to bring new medicinal techniques and fire ow you guys just threw me off the freaking fortress i swear to go oh thank god i was gonna say if you guys didn't give me enough blaze runs someone's gonna pay rejoice it's time to make the army grow oh in case you were wondering just because i thought it would be hilarious i upgraded the dogs so they shoot arrows too yes the dogs shoot arrows don't ask now in order to find out just how good our fighting force is i needed a nice flat spot so we could put our army up against some real stupidity just to know and so um i think you know what has to happen all right let's see how strong you guys are [Music] [Laughter] all right that should be a a pretty good amount of stupidity over here so this this definitely isn't isn't bad hold on guys hold on you missed a few this view over here there we go i love that this this army is just still growing without me i'm pretty sure that they can procreate by themselves because they've given birth to a couple of gigantic shirtless villagers at this point anyway let's go destroy the dragon oh ready will you guys let me just throw the eye of ender so i can see what the hell direction we're going okay i love it towards the statues of reginald walking on water yeah this this isn't at all stupid screw your ecosystem sorry pigs you're literally going to fly every once in a while can you you see him pop up in the sky every once in a while behind me look at the chickens now luckily they don't fall to their deaths they can just slowly glide down there has to be like a gr ah here we go hold on hold on all right ready go my pigs see some donkeys here as well i wonder if they can uh make the donkeys fly there's still chickens flying all the way over here guys you missed a pig i'm not gonna tolerate this there we go excellent okay uh we're in the right spot if i can actually dig oh my god just stay out of my way for two seconds you maniacs there we go okay i just gotta go i just gotta go i have no idea at this point what my oh my god god you guys are like herding freaking cats oh thank you jesus okay just chill out for two seconds okay i don't really i don't know what's happening behind me i don't care whatever just keep shooting arrows let's do this don't stop stop don't push me off the edge do not oh my god i hit the freaking crouch button at just the right time oh my god oh my god i've gotta build a land bridge over to the track i thought my dogs are just falling to their death stop poor guys ender dragon you heartless bastard how could you you killed so many of my good boys were coming for your ass must get up to the top must get up to the top all hell is breaking loose down here must get up to the top no dogs almost killed me okay we're here do what you gotta do yeah that's what happens man all you under men wanted this is what you wanted all aboard the yeat oh god hold on there's only one way to show this ending i gotta do it slay the enderman yes you eat them all right here here comes the here comes the dragon all right everyone over here everyone here right jeter eat her oh my god she's eating all the dogs but look at how many arrows are inside of her and yeah they're still killing her the wolf minion was burnt to a crossbow by the gravestone blaze i didn't kill any of the wolves don't you put this on me cult of reginald go i think i just added so many zeros that i almost don't want to try to add zeros anymore but we're still gonna add zeros next time anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of minecraft till next time stay foxy much love

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Id: -3VT_ftqogM

Length: 16min 49sec (1009 seconds)

Published: Sun May 09 2021