i became a babysitter that should be in prison

all right so we're checking out the only game where you get to literally be the worst babysitter in the entire universe as you care for the child from hell it's the baby in yellow more child endangerment damn it the baby in yellow is a game that immediately makes you understand the power and the importance of contraceptive devices you can see the titular baby in the background that is the most disturbing child that has been digitally rendered i have ever seen in my entire life so supposedly the entire purpose is you're supposed to be a babysitter except you could pretty much do whatever you want because there's like ragdoll physics in the game you're supposed to follow the instructions and like you know take care of the child that's not going to happen supposedly this child may be too oh [ __ ] okay real quick this child is like one of those paintings with eyes follow you no matter where you go i will say he's very well behaved so if i if i go all the way behind you will your head spin 180 degrees nope but he still knows you're there i like how it says chapter one feed the baby how many chapters are in this child care simulator look at the i don't give a damn facial expression on this child he's like how many chapters too many aren't you happy i'm here to take care of you young child he's like no i got the one idiot out of every possible babysitter candidate pick up baby oh i'm sorry i did this the baby is currently convulsing i don't know if this is my doing or oh there really is ragdoll physics in this game okay so step one over here is you have to feed the baby i just noticed that the baby is rendered in the mirror except he's rendered with his face looking at it even though his head is facing us also we don't have our own reflection god this is like it's the most horrifying thing i've ever seen all right kid hold on i'm trying to turn through the door but i keep on smashing his head on the door frame all right step one we need to find the kitchen open door found it all right don't worry little lucifer it's almost time for your wow your parents are keeping refrigerators stocked with food i know the economy's bad but jesus all right it's okay just um [ __ ] i just dropped him on the floor and look at how he's looking at us he's like i'm coming for you late at night he's stroking the tile he's like this is how i will pet your head while i slowly slice you open all right hold on let me here just there we go yeah just lay on the burner he's like you wouldn't turn the stove on would you i don't know can i all righty pick up the bottle now you always want to have warm milk as well i like to put my baby bottles in the toaster and warm them up that way all right bottles just about ready all right we're going for the three-point feeding and here we go nice come on kid drink what do you want me to do everything for you he's like i'm an infant yes look kid one of the most important things in growing up is independence grab the bottle he's over here he's like it's getting so hot all right fine take baby to changing table in downstairs bathroom hold on i gotta know can i use the oven as the changing table i'm pretty sure we were in the bathroom before oh that's right it was the place that showed us that our baby has a face on the back of his head uh here's the nappy i think that the stove works pretty good as a changing station because it's like sterile i can only grab one thing at a time uh all right hold on just sit on top of the radiator you know you really suck at this sitting thing okay for real he is scowling at me he's like i suck at the sitting thing you suck at the babysitting thing i know i'm making 7.50 an hour kid i'm not gonna do my best here part of me fears that like one day i'm going to go and grab this child and he's not going to be there anymore because as i understand it he legitimately is possessed by the devil all righty on to the changing table what the [ __ ] where'd the kid go okay i was actually kidding about the maybe he won't be there anymore but he's not there all right that is a far teleportation he moved into a different room i don't think this is a glitch i think that was supposed to happen you see him he's like i'm the cup didn't know all right little satan come here now sit on the [ __ ] changing table all right change baby boom take baby to bed turn light out close the door i mean it didn't say where the bed is so there you go oh look he's standing well he was standing now he's just gyrating all right have a good night all right time to see what's on espn all right that didn't work i'm guessing there's an actual bedroom somewhere how you doing baby he's like i still hate you okay pretty good hold on i gotta cool you off i know that sucks being inside of the stove like that just kind of get in the right in the bottom area a little bit yeah that's good perfect is the baby still here yeah he's there it's just his arm is now indented into his body uh i'm really sorry to whoever made this game all right baby goes in the crib turn out the light close the door sweet dreams little fetus watch tv on the sofa what's in the other bedrooms because there's like one of the door i'm allowed to go into what the hell is this what's this from like the parents dnd larp sessions talisman it's glowing it looks like the friggin sword of almonds from thundercats this is one of those games where i feel like anything that you can interact with is somehow relevant to the plot it's like you know how some babies have like a rattle this kid has a talisman i like how all the artwork in this game looks like the stock backgrounds from microsoft powerpoint chill out on sofa that's that's the activation to go to the next level settle baby what the [ __ ] oh doors are starting to open on their own hey kid you want to go back inside the refrigerator calm oh that's not good the parents didn't tell me that their child phases through solid objects i should have asked for ten dollars watching this child cry is removing years off of my life he's like a little demonic one punch man oh apparently i made him happy you like one punch man little child he's like lean down and you'll find out i don't think so i'll be keeping you at arm's length in fact can you can you like wait outside of the house i'm trying but i can't get him through the male slit all right put baby to bed again how about if you sleep in your parents bed next to the talisman hey you like talismans are you like your parents bed stop looking at me all right all right we'll go to the next level here every time i swing this child around i almost end up hitting all of the lights off the nightstands can i turn the like the the lights out with him oh you totally can alright second time's the charm all right i'm gonna go watch tv don't get demonically possessed while i'm gone what did i say about not getting demonically possessed stop opening the door guys worse than a freaking cat whatever chill out on sofa oh i made it to chapter two i didn't actually think there was a chapter two get bottle from fridge give bottle to baby all right well i like to i like to do many things at once so i think we'll grab the child and bring him to the it's one of these games huh hey kid where the hell are you oh the baby is watching tv he's over he's looking he's like yeah it's a commercial break where's my bottle bit all right little demonicus the mighty you like freaking drano flavored milk pick up okay lights turned off randomly no big deal this is why you never want to work in suburbia for a family that looks perfect you ever see a single mom with a possessed child like this no oh you moved yourself over to the high chair this kid basically takes care of himself all right here's what we're gonna do hold on all right now if you can balance this this milk on your head you're the chosen one right right right hold on there damn it stop stop levitating around god your head is so rotund it's so difficult all right i guess i'll do the feeding [ __ ] all right now i'll do the feeding gotta change the baby again all right put the baby on the table grab the nappy bring the what the whoa whoa what is this stop catch the nappy oh the nappy just faced the door apparently the nappy likes dnd too change baby the next time i come to this house i'm bringing my gun hi i'm here to change you make this easy on me ah well i was supposed to turn the light out i guess the baby did it for me god this fetus is like a little x-man all right little night crawler take your mitts get in your cot and go to sleep good night i like how the chill out now has the little emoticon chapter three oh there's only one rule in chapter three it's chill out on the sofa okay or is there go upstairs and settle baby i'm just checking real quick is anything else demonic in this house about to happen i'm checking all the doors this is some [ __ ] nope okay there's no more milk left child so i hope you're not hungry anything in the parent's bedroom no world of warcraft talisman's still there all right settle baby turn the lights out close the door feed the baby you monster what is this i can't feed the baby there's no food left in the house the parents are too busy buying gucci bags and drinking chris stall they had one bottle of milk in the entire house the father can't stop spending his paycheck money on goddamn powerpoint backgrounds what the [ __ ] i'm not gonna like i should pay them for this this is the best babysitting experience i've ever had i've never got to fight the supernatural play the floor is lava and also deal with the poltergeist child all in one night all right you want a cheese toasty where am i gonna find cheese open door there was nothing in here the hell happened did i fall asleep and the parents decided to get like the 20 000 version of their original refrigerator god it's like an entire walmart aisle i like how there's this giant refrigerator and it's still just one bottle of milk in the whole thing oh great i'm locked in that'd be awesome if the kid closes the door in the refrigerator and he's like how does it feel now remember what you did to me it's vengeance via three-month-old oh the entire house is starting to smolder it's probably from the flames of hell that are seeping through the floor oh the child isn't just unhappy anymore the child is very angry this is the face of a baby that will get you a one star rating on yelp take your milk and be gone is he done did i did i win what do you have to do now i i fed him you want more there take baby to changing table every time i go to the changing table something new and exciting starts to happen in the world of demonology all right sit on the sit on the table okay how about you know what sit sit on the table but don't look at me here can i can we like spin you around or something like all the way oh sh grab the nappy that is finally doing the 360. this kid's head has spun like six times he is the tony hawk of poltergeist children i mean i've got your nappy do you want it or the power of nappies compels you get the talisman great now i have to go and get the eldritch powered adult toy or whatever's sitting over here i love it the thing that you're supposed to do is exercise the baby with the terrorists what do you do like beat him to death with it i can't even go into his room anymore i'm not gonna lie is the fridge still amazing it is i'm gonna exercise the fridge first i'm really hungry hey look i have your favorite otherworldly cthulu tool feel it oh work the parents are gonna come home and they're like you dropped my child on his head listen it was in the middle of an exorcism what do you want me to do we're back to changing the baby i have to mention that our babysitter is taking this very well this is what happens when you go to public school take baby to bed all right first first though we have to wash the child off well let me get him inside the sink all right that's not working let me get the kid inside the toilet what happens if i i was gonna say hold on what happens if i get the kid stuck behind the toilet hold on can i can i walk away like this i'm trying oh it's so difficult he's like scammering along the ground i just noticed too although let me put him on top of the fire over here i just noticed dude that there's no like neck hole inside of his shirt it's just like he's living inside of a big cheese doodle okay i tried to put him to bed and he decided to start like levitating again all right bye i guess the kid will put himself to bed like i said this is the easiest babysitting i've ever had to do the kid does everything for me hey you going to sleep all right bye maybe i should bring the talisman with me oh the talisman's gone all right never mind can you get rid of this by the way kid i don't want to get charged by your parents nothing in here i guess i don't have any choice but to go inside of a room with a possessed demon child well this is what i get paid the big bucks for or not i can't actually open up the door hey where'd you teleport to oh i got locked in the room with the child i can't let oh the i have sauron the elder one is coming down from the sky the end thanks for playing well i guess i finally paid for my transgressions as the worst babysitter in the entire universe by ending the planet anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of the baby in yellow until next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: Cn0WiYCp0pE

Length: 14min 33sec (873 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 18 2020