i made terrible life decisions for 15 minutes straight and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game that begins with a brain popping out of an infant skull it's imagine lifetimes this is a game i played a while back when there wasn't really much to it and now there is 20 different ways to ruin a young baby's life but technically he grows up and then his life is ruined and as such we must once again become the worst parents ever known to discover just how bad these endings get i notice how there's like challenges here as well and one of the challenges is consume the world are we talking about like x-men apocalypse consume the world apparently one of the items is to hang a person to death anyway this game got much deeper let's ruin some lives alright little skull-less child choose to shuffle your childhood i can skip like one to 17 and just draw it from a deck those were the only years when i didn't have any responsibility son of a [ __ ] can i keep going ah let's see here what happens when you run out of choices great i'm stuck with this my best friend during childhood was my own athletes foot whatever okay let's play with the cards you've been dealt i'm not sure i want to choose a college major i wonder if there's any new ones well death would be right between dance and economics which is a perfect place for it i know i'm not the only person who mixes words up i saw human resources and industrial design but i read this here and here so i just read human design is necromancy not in this i want to design humans so i guess i'll go with political science you can tell this was the appropriate year for this because i'm the only person in my class that graduated i think i'm gonna make like a million babies but before i do that we're gonna travel the world because i have to do something before i'm allowed to do all this other stuff what the hell choose your flight turbulence worrisome i love this the root bermuda pilot exhausted quality worthless hold on i want to i don't know if i want the worst turbulence or the worst pilot we're going with the worst pilot if this plane crashes i'll be simultaneously so sad and so happy oh you can pick your seat i want a seat in between two other people so i can annoy the [ __ ] out of them oh there isn't one like that if i take this one though i get a window seat let's see here choose your reading materials the safety instructions we're not gonna be needing that a shady magazine or the sacred manuscript i guess i'll be picking all of these i guess i'll start from left to right i was hoping i would get to be the one to pull open the emergency door i need to become poor and homeless [Music] how did i still have some money left i worked so hard to spend it frivolously oh there's me naked on a mountainside that was a good time all right i guess i need someone in order to actually start the baby making process uh can i just click all this yeah uh-huh nicole diana quinn ib gina yeah all these i need lots of options because god forbid i end up with a really good life with one of them how many are there madison sounds starbucks-tastic let's do this choose your type of date candlelit dinner thomas edison and cannibalism perfect adventurous is right i don't even remember what the name of the app was called basically like tinder for psychos tindos how many babies all the babies all right so today we're going to be making a child out of mayonnaise and electricity science yeah put put it in there for two minutes and 30 seconds on high and you're ready to go i love how it gives a microwave sound when you have a child i'm hoping that my child has like radioactive powers family path complete oh it's not complete yet but what about your life i don't care about my life more children keep them coming when i die all i could want is to be surrounded by children that hate me does this ever end you know let's do a different one oh great all these children come with merchandise codes we have unwanted disowned unknown abandoned and orphaned i like this one because it's in all caps what the hell they send them they send me in a package i love how amazon is delivering children at this point i legit have 10 kids by now i thought i would have been crushed under the way to procreation but apparently not all right the kid thing isn't working i can't max him out apparently maybe i'll try more later first though i need a job i'm gonna pick online to search for my job because it's easier to lie that way choose a career restaurant employee photographer or financial advisor absolutely all right boys get ready because we're making the big money financial i'm like the financial advisor that ever was shows your difficulty what the hell tutorial level junior level senior level what does it mean what is this how punishing the rest of my life is max difficulty damn it best choice ever little girl knows it too drink a cup of coffee that's it like every once in a while there's all these secrets somewhere on the board so it makes me very very hesitant to just think that all i have to do is drink this coffee and everything will be fine partner and path complete can you be serious about more than one person at a time wait what yeah that's what i said too yeah whatever okay brad come on into the relationship it's very open apparently yeah we only do cannibalism here oh you can't have two you have to replace so wait what happened to my 10 kids how many times can you switch partners all right madison 2.0 replace did you really just wow you'd figure there would eventually be a limit to how many times i could replace my loved one okay maybe i'll just try cheating instead right you son of a [ __ ] look i'm this cheating is important it's for the purpose of game testing stop saying no it's worth a shot right i love how my mother tells me that so how did the die roll family break up get away with it who gets the kids here we go and the winner is family breaker my ten children will go out in the world with another father so tell me how is your love life coming along pretty poorly so how did you two meet you mean like what were we experiencing when we met depression all right let me do the legitimate marriage path pay attention pay attention to what what is happening what is being screamed at me why is there a rose entering my ear canal am i gonna need to know this later i feel like this is some sort of simon says like i have to represent exactly everything that's being done here what the hell those are three different amounts of letters four different amounts of letters what do you want from me and a three-tier cake try not to screw it up my mother's been telling me that my whole life what is this the ragio meter oh so if you mess up the color she gets pissed off hold on i need to know what happens if i just screw everything up rages up to about 50 yeah you're only getting the one tier cake hold on there we're going healthy it's the diet cake like how my wife is apparently a dragon the amount of invitations i don't know she yeah all these who's going to pay for that it's filling with the blood of the innocent what happened to my wife kill me holy sh it's a geyser of blood is this the end i worked so hard have it actually i didn't do any of the work having the children but i worked so hard paying for the ivf that made the achievement unlocked apocalypse ending what i did that destroy the planet the apocalypse you'll end up wishing you were never born that's so morbid oh my god hold on i have to go inside of the baby's brain over here real quick and see how we're doing on the endings yeah there it is you're triggering the apocalypse kind of curious what this is it looks like a freaking mountain about to explode it's like a volcano this one we could probably do if we just eat until we die or get diabetes what the hell choose your childhood toy is this a thing of bleach this is not a bottle this is a container of clorox so hard to choose the fluffy unicorn mr cloth oh what do this it's me oh my god chug it down you little viking crawl toward cub if i vomit into the clothing technically it'll get washed because i've drank all the detergent what happens if you crawl away from comfort you can go away what is that am i going back in time am i unmaking myself this is actually kind of it's kind of horrifying actually but whatever what is this the secret oh my god stanley's back okay i'm back all right we've got a music box a toy car or what is this a bear with leprosy if it's a mouse okay all right choose an after school activity eating why don't you do something productive instead productive you mean like eating oh there it is again if i do this will it offer me another one keep them coming don't underestimate how many times i'm prepared to click on this hold on i'm gonna eat one for every single job type okay at this point i've eaten an entire carton of chips ahoy the only thing that makes sense here food science or eating oh you can pick eating now and more eating just stop it no i'm not i want to keep this moving along i gotta fill up all these with heating i'll never listen to you mom there we go is this all you ever wanted it depends is it the end of the line the overdose ending finally i can eat the cookies as they rain down i'm taking all your cookie crisps what's your blood type glucose oh yeah we rolling dab on the haters dab on the haters i don't have mr bleach anymore give me the unicorn my after school activity this time will be swiping can you swipe to death i just have to do it real quick swiping is taking over my life yes oh it's not a new ending i'm so depressed although i am being assaulted with throwing away nokias i want to be an actor oh okay wow could you sound any more disappointed at my life's choice all right i need to consume the world but in order to do it i think i'm going to need the auto clicker i'm going to pick the the high terp did that say 666 flight 666 hell yes i did it by accident but i'm so happy i did i'm reading the i'm reading the uh shady magazine today all right chidi time go i want to be a director i'm not stopping from the highest level of difficulty i went back i i just want to take as many careers as i possibly can and one of them is called amateur artist it's literally the same drawings i made when i was a little fetus you're doing great i'm not doing great did you look at what i'm painting i swear to god if i make more money as an amateur artist than i did as as a director i'm gonna be pissed with absolutely no benefit son of a [ __ ] i don't know what happens if i pick this setting it's like every time i i go to a new job i i have to pick up what the hell press the following button what if i screw it up what if i press b or q oh i actually can't screw this up i'm not allowed to pick any of these other buttons wait does it mean like press it in real life or i kind of hoped i could just click on it and something weird would happen fine i'll pick it we don't need love where we're going there's a goddamn crowbar you could have a life as a burglar man this is a [Music] tough choice a marketing executive or a burglar i think you made the right choice and my mom's like i think you made the right choice how do you get benefits as a burglar of course i can't get benefits doing damn near anything at least i work daytime as a burglar yeah let's do tutorial level setting for this one i'm gonna pick them all survive your first day at work the boss i'm a burglar i love how my my senior burglar is named timothy timothy the burglar i will watch you creepily i love how everything in the tutorial difficulty is 100 times more difficult than either of the other difficulties get everything in the green not red how about if i screw everything up intentionally there total failure do you care no paychecks are delayed a bit it's burglary achievement unlocked wrath i've got to pick a house here we have a small apartment a cozy cottage financially unattainable you son of a [ __ ] i've had like 30 different jobs i was a burglar for god's sakes let's go ahead and take this one good for you my mother's expectations are as low as you can get can i get rid of my stuff can i just like throw it away oh hold on you can kind of on i'm trying to like not move it okay i've got a wife i don't have any children but i want to see what happens if i actually get the marriage thing to work i don't have a ton of money so you get whatever ring there you go if that's the smallest i can do then we're doing it all right letters red the biggest cake possible a freaking candle all right now that she's been vomiting into my ear i know where everything needs to be all right that goes yeah it was this one it was this flower uh this i have no [ __ ] clue i'll pick this many oh i didn't piss her off at all and red napkins what's up what the hell the weather's looking quite grim today what is this what is this the weather's looking quite grim this is a god damn hurricane oh no it's a tornado my cane my mobile home my madagascar dragon plant you son of a [ __ ] you ruined all my stuff choose a letter to survive i oh it's the hangman it's like the hangman ending um [Music] hey really bad at this i mean i want to die but you figure i would be able to get a couple of letters right aha there's two a's m d it didn't want the d x s oh all right we're almost dead come on baby come on baby stigmatization the unfortunate ending what is that smell it's my dead body apparently what am i buried under the failure of my life the sins my skull is sitting underneath it all at least you tried that's all that matters it didn't matter to the freaking tornado fun fact about four babies are born every single second of the day what is this why is it giving me effect i like how it went straight from all your dead to look at all this it's like a centipede of babies you found out the struggle is real yeah claw your way through life only to die in a tornado oh we did pretty good maybe we'll get some more endings next time hope you enjoyed imagine lifetimes the deadly addition to len stay foxy much love

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Id: 8k6Iv41ReUE

Length: 15min 46sec (946 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 28 2020