i completed this impossible harpoon bottle throw challenge using my back throw technique

all right so we're checking out the only game where you get to experience sweet rave parties until you die it's a few wheels right into the eat first bottle flip of the day i love the fact that in order to get the australian man bottle flip you actually have to bottle flip upside down i like that there's one just called how long did it take you it's not about how long it took me it's about me doing whatever it takes i'm slow i'm fondling all of the yeats that's nice like half a thought i'm just a though i just got stopped by the no stop it's like a real thing they didn't guide my alcohol i guided one of my alcohols right to hell okay guy to both of them to help poop oh australian man i'm halfway there it's like new zealand man had to get the okay why not after oh what the hell is this i've penetrated florida man i almost got impossible too all that impossible did was like slowly knead my bottle like a round of dough ow wow this is a level of heat i wasn't prepared for great i flipped a bottle in a place that's not even marked oh my god i don't even know if i can call it like i don't know what this is because if you notice it it's a bottle flip 1 16 of a second at a time at whatever i'm going to count it yes i've done it i've probably flipped the impossible i don't know how but it doesn't matter i'm taking the squid and i'm going home oh no it fell out damn it it has to stay in i'm not stopping now until it goes into impossible and stays there damn it it just keeps slipping out i don't know how to like keep it inside the god of holes has been penetrated actually the the god of holes got double penetrated like i got both of them in here oh that's unique i want that impossible god damn it oh will it stay no look at it it's worming its way out the bottles are fighting against me why just in case y'all wanted me to i got what technically standing upright on the flat bottom oh no it was oh my god i was gonna say it was right here it was in a delicate balance there it is didn't think i could shove it in did you they said it was impossible [ __ ] nothing is impossible if you believe ah yes gotta juggle the ball juggle the ball what the hell are you supposed to do now if i let go [Music] i don't know how i managed to do that with only one blade going up my anus i just saw the bottles go flying this is called a bottle run with no bottles i don't even want to try this so what do you do how do you okay oh i'm still alive oh god where the hell's the end what where all right hold on i have an idea god no oh there is an end i can do this all right i just have to like ramp myself up oh i'm actually still alive okay and then ramp it nice and then jump it oh it's so hard god it's awful how am i supposed to get there i don't know if it's supposed to be possible or not but i'm not gonna give up there has to be a way okay i have an idea okay i have a better idea okay this and then jump that didn't work out as i had hoped yes okay i had to literally let my bike hit one of the areas jump off of the bike at exactly the moment i impacted and the sheer velocity was gonna send me to the end hell yes this is called bottle run rainbow there's no way out so i guess we're doing this here we go okay gotta get to the to the the mustard bottles because that's the impossible part okay i can see how this could be annoying okay we're gonna need a lot more speed i can feel my death oh damn it do you fear death yes alcohol i think no i have to do it with my mouth almost dying every two seconds it's the only way to get enough speed please don't die please don't die out there with my arm oh god there's my other arm i'm just making sure there's there's no other way i can do this oh my god i understand now why it says impossible touche okay ah oh my son no why did you jettison out from your car seat you killed us po all right you know what all right kid just stay stay here just don't just yeah just sit there your dad has to do this alone oh god come on oh okay i got there with my am i kneeling on my own torso oh god i did get to the end it's possible it's possible it's just incredibly difficult kid i swear to god no he could go all the way yes yes didn't lose a single limb and my son made it stay in school kids this is called bottle run harder and all it says is try no oh all right i guess i am going to try i'm waiting for bottle run harder and longer okay doesn't seem that bad so far i have tried these yeah no problem i was gonna say i've tried these types of bottle runs before this is called gray's surprise it says gray will be surprised that's very surprising okay let's beat this okay looks like a pogo run doesn't seem that bad honestly go over it here there we go i'm not really seeing oh okay all right got it so my inability and laziness to do pogo runs where i actually oh god no don't touch the blue where i normally don't land on these things anyway ended up being my boon because i lived all the way to the last one how the hell am i supposed to get to the last one touching anything god it's like flappy birds but worse and then like this okay nice right okay and then lean forward and don't die yeah okay can i can i like cheat it can i like get over it with my head i wonder sometimes i hold on you stand up straight okay [Music] well you've you've thought of everything haven't you ow that's like a massage for my frontal lobes you're bored there's a tremendous pain in my ass okay jump oh i'm still left all right i gotta go backwards just a bit okay all right lean forward more than last time like this is a very evil board oh no i was there okay okay all right this is good this is like this is a perfect spot okay here and then i just have to i just have to let it explode my body toward the ground so i have to kick the pogo stick upward at just the right time here we go all that build up for nothing god damn it i've left my legs behind they were weighing me down oh oh i'm still alive screw you again yes i don't know how i took that explosion right to the mouth this is called jet fall for gray the description says if you make it down with anything more than just a single heart your god i i'm very curious exactly how difficult this is supposed to be ow uh oh it's actually kind of like a massage see it's uh working out all the kinks on the abdomen and by working out all the kinks i mean breaking my spinal column oh my god this is gonna be a pain in the ass isn't it [Music] oh no um i have a plan okay so luke and there's swords up here wonderful what i was going to say is losing a limb is actually preferable here um i need to get oh god i need to get one limb to go down and clear most of these jets for me wait a second these bottles move ah i have an idea you should have never given me bottles okay i i've got i've got a plan all right kick the leg off oh it's working oh it's working oh god screw your game come here mr rocket i need your help come here okay now wait for ouch ow god the explosions make this really hard guess what my entire torso got to the bottom i don't care what it takes i'm gonna end up beating this i just need a little bit more body to make it i could dig in i could take the infinite pain i don't care what it costs as long as i get the freaking victory the only thing is i have to keep at least part of my body together in order to not bleed out to win come on fall fall yes oh my god yes i did it i got the victory hello it's me zondar the cremator oh my god you bastard and i've returned and created another tricky level for you three spike sets for falls okay let's see what you got number one no problem oh no okay i can see how this is gonna be a pain in the ass a triple spike falling one zondar the cremator it's like the most epic conan the barbarian name i've ever heard they call me oh god yiddis the feetless can i just cheat this i just go this way damn it okay keep your oh no okay you've got to keep your feet together as i did not do and then jump fall no no i'm not alive the blades hit every artery in my scrotum there we go okay do this i don't think that there would be any rockets or bombs or anything but i'm gonna throw that down there just in case you never know and then oh oh god i'm hitting every single blade i'm still alive this is a problem um i don't actually have the limbs to propel myself uh down the next spike fall i don't actually know what to do okay spike fall one bing well screwed that up all right gondar you the yeatonator or whatever you've you've made a pain in the ass level it's true okay all right this is a this is the first time i've gotten to the final well what i hope is the final spike fall i don't know what to what to expect so here we go oh it's a normal spike fault ouch oh no i think i can chuckle my body off hey i did it i'm still alive okay this is a real problem though uh i'm grace too please [ __ ] out they call me yes okay come on baby come on baby here we go here we go here we go here we go oh almost wait a minute i have an idea all right get ready and nope okay i can do this okay double jump and then okay almost there all right i'll do it the right way i think i could have cheated it just by jumping at just the right time at the end like go here jump off this jump off this and then grab on to the brown thing flip off and land but i think i can get it the right way get there okay and then the jump hell yes all the way and the right way zandar the cremator meet grey the nader this is called impa uh okay this is called impossible 99.9 i don't like it already had me oh there's nothing i can do down here i'm just screwed anyway it's an impossible death run you have to oh oh oh i did it i did it all i had to do was just juggly flip oh god i can't believe i missed right there that mine that's just chilling out okay do this really turning into a pain in the ass board i see all right really all right there we go oh no oh no oh my god i can't believe i did that okay oh i think i could time that right wait for it wait for it wait for it now oh god i screwed it up now there wasn't mine in there but i still managed to get it my son however got obliterated this is called the impossible spike fall clearly there's no way out now is this like truly impossible or like ow or like bs impossible okay okay i have to like there we go that's perfect oh yeah [Music] it wasn't impossible it was a lie second try too say herpes wheels this is called 99.9 impossible you know how we do those oh can i just win down here how did i not die there's four freaking minds sitting there waiting for me whatever so you gotta do this kick that mine got it hold on there has to be like more than one way to win this so is there like a real board or oh god uh all right so there's a ton of mines here another mine here a swingy ball and a bunch of homing mines sure seems easy what the hell what the hell is up there ow hold on there might be like three ways to beat this board okay do this i gotta land this ah come on there is there's an ending here i'm still alive oh god i'm not gonna get movements until i get what the heck [Music] oh my god i did it i feel like this area may be slightly unfair that's okay though ah life isn't fair go oh i thought i was there why didn't it count well i mean most of my body was there i can do this i have to hit the wrecking ball at exactly the right time and get blasted into the winning area almost there this has killed me like a hundred times but i'm never gonna give up until i get this last win damn you yes holy [ __ ] we've got all three wins the last one was damn near impossible but we did it anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels with 99.9 percent massive kids up until the next time stay foxy much love

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Id: ZG14MmChEUs

Length: 17min 36sec (1056 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 06 2021