i completed the world's tightest harpoon fall and this happened

all right we're checking out the only game where you get to experience the meister 9000 it's happy wheels welcome to a board called eating gray 9000. enter the yakmeister 9000 prototype in the right position and get enough speed to complete the course without killing yourself define right position can i just leave what goes down well that turned out excellent let's do the eatmeister oh my god i think i'm still live oh okay this is legit board i am in fact still alive all right let's do this sheet meister okay just gotta grab quite a bit of them oh oh my oh my god what is what is this board god i know oh my god i never thought i would have to cull my eating yes ah i'm the best oh god oh no ah where is the end of this insanity become the yeat all right i tried to become the year but i only ended up becoming most of the floor this board is insane okay me okay so you eat down here break through all this you gotta watch otherwise you'll break your skull on the way up so you have to use your bike as a cushion perfect all right here's the plan damn it oh i was there how did i lose i had it i can ricochet myself to the winning area yeah come on come on come on come on wiggle yourself to the wind wiggle yourself to the [Music] it's right wind yay i didn't want to start my day off with this much difficulty what the hell well there's a problem now i can't get out of here that's okay though you can't stop me i'm crystal please we don't need arms where we're going i wish i had arms no please sir i think i can cheat this board hold on a second okay so here here here here here here here here here here eatily damn it all right what you do is you go like this okay come back down this way wait for it watch this and then wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it yeet i'll piss oh my god i lost my helmet this is bad or is it okay this is it this is it yes oh holy crap oh so traumatizing i'm not even allowed to type anything for my save this is called rope swing green that's it there's no other context let's hope for the best okay and right into the ow that was in my neck ah i love nature okay so get this keeps on penetrating [Music] all right rope swing green is uh no joke all right go down like this damn it rope swings real pain in my ass eat full flip come down i think there it is and then a swing and a holy piss all right here's what we're gonna do we're gonna do this nice and slow there oh yeah i love holding on to radial radioactive doritos i only need one arm for this boom and down here make a ball okay oh we get a countdown and everything [Music] okay now we have to go down a ball fall hopefully i don't have to grab onto anything because i only have one arm left look at this i'm completing this board with one arm behind my back okay yeah oh sweet perfect look at this and on to the cart of sadness then we're gonna go ahead and roll on slow and we have a winner this is called grey's can apparently he can't go that way this is oh my god i was gonna say this is called grace conveyor belt you need to survive come on no yes what else you got not today satan i see there's a battle axe in there oh the man how are you serious oh there's snacks up my ass why did i win oh i think i won all right battle axe you're coming with me to the wind oh god it's earned more and falls yay ah yes one of those opportunities where you get to watch me in my natural habitat flipping missing every single spikes right there almost had a heart attack but that's not a big deal because i'm not going to make it past 40 anyway and yeah deed upward you can i don't really know how that to win but uh yeah i feel weird because it looks like i'm pooping fruit roll-ups this is called bottle run troll i'm really concerned about where the troll lies i guess i'll go down the area that there's not supposed to be any you're not to lie there was indeed something there oh i'm actually staying on here forever i just need to check something i wanted to see if there's like a secret win or nope it's just death alright guess we're doing this right here we go oh my god doesn't seem like that bad of a bottle run seems kind of short actually what the hell oh interesting okay all right so yidly d bounce off the and you can't beat the second one either because you just float what the hell how are you supposed to win oh it's a troll of course not well maybe maybe it's over here maybe there's another win or something nope hmm okay it looks like now it looks like you can possibly get it yeah right at the edge hold on [Music] ah i almost had it okay okay now i just need to i'm not giving up i'm doing this until i troll the troller yes oh i still can't type anything but i'm gonna show it as a win this is called rope swing extreme i'm curious how extreme the extreme is all right nothing new here nice uh ouch oh god oh god i need my arms back here there we go i was gonna say a nice little conveyor belt and of course the blue balls i don't know why but they're always blue i just lost both of my arms i'm probably screwed at this point god i hope i don't have to grab anything i totally had to grab that alright let's try that with less arm ripping blue ball grab the ball and down eat fire oh god wait 30 seconds not waiting for anything i don't have any patience now piss i should have waited you ready for this run ready for this whoop i don't need i don't need no cannon down here like this grab this now wait for it wait for it wait for it and ah i was right there we don't need cannons where we're going okay now oh god damn it my heels are almost there i what the hell how did i grab this what is happening what is this we don't need physics where we're going come on nixon push there how does this not count as a win you're kidding me i'm not doing your board the right way i don't care are you like legit not allowed to win no there has to be a way i'm literally in the winning area ow okay so this is made so you're not supposed to be able to get past it i don't care huh okay now then and then just sit down into the winning area just sit down into it there it is whoa wait 30 seconds my ass you liar this is what the hell was that things are blowing up i haven't even started this yet this is called the oh my god oh there are there's mines just flying at me this is called a 99 possible fall actually i have to go down this way first yep i won all right i guess we'll find out if the fall is truly impossible oh my god all right well it doesn't look easy yeah eat italy dee i almost lost my freaking teeth all right oh that's that's uh that's that's me dying oh what the hell i you know what yeah i won i did it there you go i would i would seriously like to know what appendage of my body managed to win so that like half of me is still not even part way down the map this is called i don't know can you pass with the level of cheatiness down here i would say probably not do i have to go this way yes i do okay here we go all right little staircase no big deal just got to eatily beat yourself this way and i know there is at least one that i should be able to oh maybe not okay i guess we're just gonna fall and hope for the best here we go my god all of them are in my wiener every single one well this is going to be a pain in my ass i just noticed too that it's not just like one harpoon per harpoon area there's like 30 of them okay can i is there like a way to like cheat oh my god okay guess there's no way to cheat him out guess you gotta just do it fine okay doing fine i am totally okay while it may look like i have 400 harpoons up my ass this is a typical day in happy wheels right now if i can just all right that didn't work next plan okay let's see if i can fall this way you know i think this might be possible okay i'm just out out out what i was going to say is i'm starting to get the pattern down now yay i mean there's got to be a way to do it okay gotta see if i can lose just like one arm or something okay that whoo okay that got rid of a couple of them i'm not gonna lie this is an incredibly difficult pogo it may have been made to be impossible okay got rid of a bunch of them i don't know if i could pull my wiener out of the rest though well i could but it cost me my life if this is the map that you made when you were bored i would hate to see the map that you made when you're excited oh that was the closest i got okay that's like three or four done we done we done i think we're done this tough level oh hey my heart made it okay hey go down there pogo stick [Music] nice um okay yes oh my plan came together i can't believe it i may have bled out afterward but i still got the victory welcome to glass break version two apparently this particular glass break is highly what the hell was that what is that anyway is much more difficult than glass break one hard they say don't you worry little tom hardy feel free to rest your foot up my ass because we're going straight through impossible legend uh-huh oh now we're just at question marks okay i need to get rid of this other glass in order to do this or maybe i don't oh i just lost my helmet that's bad god tom put this helmet on you'll be fine all right let's finish this off and yes oh and speaking of legend if you see people using all kinds of fancy emojis it's because you too can become a legend by joining the channel memberships and spurting your yeet everywhere anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels till next time stay foxy much love

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Id: DQJ6pTowkpo

Length: 14min 0sec (840 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 13 2021