-All right, we’re checking out
the only game where you can upgrade your pickaxe to destroy
all life on the entire planet. It’s Minecraft.
I’m not very good at playing games, but what I am good at
is adding zeros to them. So I figured what the hell,
I would give this a shot in Minecraft by modifying something to become stupider
and stupider until eventually, my hope is I can just
destroy the entire planet and kill the Ender Dragon in one hit. This is a wooden pickaxe, that is what it does.
Rookie numbers. 2 Attack Damage, 1.2, Attack Speed. When I look at this,
there is a distinct lack of zeros here, so I’ve decided to have something
that this game should have allowed you to do
way back in the beginning. What happens when you create
the unholy circle of pickaxes? You get this. [chuckles] Now, after the creation
of this glitzy hideous mess, I have not yet tested exactly
what this does, and obviously, I need to now do this and create this monstrosity for
all the different materials in Minecraft. Actually, I’m gonna make up some materials
and probably do that as well. So I prepared this target here, um, just to see if the inputs for the weapon
work as they’re supposed to. -Yay. -Oh, sweet Jesus. Oh my God, it’s more beautiful
than I had anticipated. [laughs] Hold on-hold on, I just need
to-- This city was made to die. [crash sound] [laughs] Behold, effectively what we have here
is the boomerang death thing from Xena: Warrior Princess, git.
Oh, yeah. Oh, it’s perfect. So first things first here, I do
need to get some stone real quick. Okay, now, as you can imagine, I had to make sure that stone
was added here now as well. I’m gonna get to the Ender
Dragon, and he’s gonna be like. -Hey, can I get your attention?
-What the fuck is that? I can hear some evil creature
nearby. Get wrecked, son. [music] [laughs] Oh, no. Hold on. Zena. That worked surprisingly
well to kill things. Okay, so as you can tell,
this stone pickaxe now goes substantially deeper than the wooden one. It is also fantastic for completely
abusing sheep. -No, God. -"Hey, cow." "Hey, buddy." "I got
some bad news. I’m GrayStillPlays." Edge up I’m just getting the materials
I need to defeat the Ender Dragon here. Lovely villagers, do not be afraid. I only request an offering
of blood and water, and if you’re not prepared
to give it to me, this thing in my right hand
will take it from you. [chuckles] This poor guy over here he’s like, "What
the hell is that in your right hand?" "It is a surgical tool. [lip smack] Uh, if you would allow me to
show you exactly how it works here. Aight, I go ahead and reel
back and let her- [crashing noise] - let her rip. It is like WTF. [music] Sorry, brother. That cat over there is like,
"Did you just kill my owner?" "Yes, yes, I did. You’re next."
Beds for the Ender Dragon. We don’t need beds where
we’re going. Give me your finest breads. Don’t mind me, I’m just mining
with my pickaxe in order to get out. All righty, time to go
to the next level here. You better hurry up with the iron because my trigger finger is
starting to get pretty itchy and everything around me is
looking very, very destructible. Iron pickaxe, 4 Attack Damage.
You know what it needs? A lot of zeros. Okay, the last
pickaxe has been prepared. I’m about to summon
the devil here. Oh, yeah. Now, to be fair, I kinda wanna know
exactly how big the arch of damage is. Bae, I need you as a test subject. Yay. [crashing sounds] [chuckles] Jesus, it just evaporated
the entire mountainside. "Mr. B, this is for posterity, how
do you feel?" He’s like, "Sad." Good. Hold on, I just- I gotta
throw this at an angle. [crashing sound] Because you can watch as the wave
of death goes wherever it follows and then it just comes back like
the world’s most perfect boomerang. What happens when you mix
Australia and Minecraft? All right I think it’s time
to go to the Nether. [humming] What’s going on boys? It’s your cheating bastard
here, GrayStillPlays. Satan, guide my pickaxe. [crashing sound] Yeah, I think that worked out
pretty well. Oh, God. Oh, there it is. Man, I totally get it now. I’d say
the struggle to find gold is real. [crashing sound] [laughs] It took me a little
while, but I found some. [crashing sound] [computer
tone] Oh, hell, I think it’s gone now. [music] These poor piglins
are like, "Here’s the pearls, just take your damn
Batarang and get out of here." Don’t mind me, I’m just
doing a little bit more mining. I know it looks like I’m drilling a hole
straight to hell, this is how I mine, okay? This is the way pickaxes
were meant to work. Perfect. Okay, I should be ready
at this point for, uh, the next crescendo in crafting
these unspeakable horrors, the diamond pickaxe ninja star. [humming] Oh, Satan, guide my pickaxe,
give me all the zeros. Now it’s time to make
Nicolas Cage proud. Do it. Oh, sweet baby Jesus, yes. Ouch. Okay, now, if my calculations are correct, this should make my job a lot
easier. Let us take-- [suspense music] [laughs] Oh my God, it’s still going. I think I literally just destroyed
half of the entire plant. Oh my God. What was that? Is someone down there getting
pissed off that I’m destroying most of what holds the fabric
of reality together? Get over it. Hold on, I-I need to find like a mountain and just throw it at the mountain
and see what’s left. Oh, yes, that right there is
the absolute perfect target. Okay, so if I throw it right about here
if everything’s programmed correctly. [crashing sound] Yes, just as I had anticipated. [laughs] I just turned the mountain
into a gaping maw. This game is like, "Stop." What the hell? What are you doing here, buddy?
Oh, do you get trapped by the water? That’s just awful. Hold on,
let me-let me give you a hand. [crashing sound] Ouch. [laughs] Who needs a sword when you have this? I love how the creatures
are just swimming like on the sheer wall of stupidity that’s happened
from the diamond pickaxe star. All right, sheep, before we take out
the Ender Dragon, I need to make sure that we’re in the appropriate
realm of damage. [crashing sound] Yeah, it looks pretty
good. That looks pretty good. [laughs] I’m really concerned that like six
of you managed to survive somehow. They’re like, "We’re going to
tell everyone what you did here." No, you’re not. [crashing sound] Okay, now I think I cleaned
out the area. This house is clean. Since the other target
wasn’t big enough in the end, I’m just putting a different one together so I can get some idea
of the AOE going on here. Okay, I mean, it’s as big
a target as I had time to build. If it destroys the entire target, I think
we’re gonna be okay on the dragon. [crashing sound] Yeah,
I think we’re all right. We’re gonna clear the water
as it goes over the water. It’s like Superman flying
from one way or the other. The sonic boom is destroying
the entirety of the underwater biome. All the fish are like, "I
don’t know what happened. My dad was there one second, the next
minute he was reduced to atoms." Hey, sheep, listen, I can’t fight
the Ender Dragon on an empty stomach and you’re edible. Sorry,
y’all. [crashing sound] [laughs] It just disintegrates
the water for a minute too. Hold on, let me see if I could
follow it to where it ends up at. My god. Hold on, I don’t wanna-- I was gonna say I don’t
wanna lose this glorious thing, but somehow I just ended
up duplicating it. [chuckles] On the plus side, it’s given
me a fantastic opportunity to see exactly what the core
of the earth looks like here. All right, Dragon, I’m coming.
I got some bad news. On my way to find the portal,
I happen to cross another village. You guys are in the way of progress. [crashing sound] They’re
like, "Oh, it’s the end times." Give me your meat. There we go. I think I’ve redecorated
this place pretty well. I appreciate I can always
find food this way because I end up using a lot of health
injuring myself doing this. Where the hell were you forever ago? [crashing sound] Would have made
my iron exploits a lot easier. That Gollum was like, "I’m no
match, just leave me the hell alone." I have no idea how but this one
house survived my rampage. [ding] It gets to continue
living. Anyway, onward. God, I should have had it made
so that when I throw the damn thing, I can just surf on it. Okay,
I’m pretty sure this is it. Now, obviously, we’re gonna
have to do a whole lot of digging to see if we can find the right spot
here, and by a whole lot of digging, I mean I’m going to click this bu-- [crashing sound] I’m gonna click this button
and all shall be revealed. [chuckles] Okay, I found something important. Yeah, this-this definitely looks like it. [laughs Okay, yeah, I found it. [laughs] Silverfish, I really don’t wanna
have to throw this pickaxe in here because I’m not sure what it’ll
erase besides both you and I. Okay, I’ve had enough,
but get it. [crashing sound] Yeah, that’s what you get. So, in a weird turn of events, uh,
when I threw that pickaxe, it, uh, evaporated half of the entire area and it also took half
of the border with it. That’s fine, though,
because we can’t defeat the Ender Dragon
with just a diamond pickaxe, I have to make one last pickaxe.
I guess I’m building this up here. Uh-huh, the time has finally
come to go into a realm of stupidity that no one in Minecraft should
have ever gotten to. There it is. Whenever you carry this into battle,
everyone knows you mean business. Let’s see what it does. [laughs] Oh, no, the game won’t even work. [gasps] [music] -Okay, uh, so the tiny little
bit of the portal did work. Um, we’re in the end now.
Now as I understand it, obviously, the bed meta is the way to go unless
you feel like destroying the crystals, you know, like this. [laughs] Did I- did I get it? I think I got it. Hold on Ender Dragon,
I’ll-I’ll be there in a second. I gotta get my pickaxe back. It should be back in my hands
in like 30 minutes. There it is. God, I have to climb my ass out
of here to actually get to the damn thing. All right, yeah, go ahead
and perch real quick. [sound] Stop that, come down
here. This is-this is it. Glitchy ultimate throwing star Netherite pickaxe of destiny
versus the Ender Dragon. I’ve taken the Minecraft code
and I’ve urinated all over it. Get down here. All right, that’s
it, you’re starting to piss me off. [grunts] You see what happens?
That’s what happens, man. Okay, I need to make sure
that I have open space for the damn thing when it comes back. I’ll blast all these damn things. I’m glad that I don’t really
need good aim or anything. The longer it takes you to land,
the more you’re prolonging the stupidity. [chuckles] Actually, it wouldn’t
even matter if it perches. I can probably hit this damn
thing from anywhere. I just got to be
in the relative kind of close area to where it could potentially be. You’re-- [laughs] Oh my God. We did a one-hit kill. [music] Wait, that’s it. One Ender Dragon?
One throw of the Netherite pickaxe star? I want my goddamn money’s worth.
Sounds like we need more zeros. I said we’re gonna kill some Ender Dragon
and that’s- that was sad. I want more. Uh-huh, yeah. [music] That’s more like it. [laughs] Yes. Oh my God. Now that’s how you get
your money’s worth. [laughs] Woo. Oh God, I can-I can’t turn off the game. It’s only one FPS, I can’t turn off
the blockters to stop the endless stream of Ender Dragon
so I can’t kill them fast enough. I’ve got to get the pickaxe
into my inventory. Ah. [laughs] [music] [ding] Okay, um, things
may have gotten way more out of hand than I had originally anticipated. Hey, I killed the dragon, you’re welcome. I also just disintegrated half
of your entire layer. God, it’s still going. Before I go, I’m gonna leave everyone
with one last parting gift. You’re-you’re welcome,
I just made the earth flat. I’m taking my Netherite disco pickaxe
and I’m going home. Well, now that I see that you can add
zeros to basically anything in Minecraft, I’ll probably have to do it to all things. Anyway, folks, I hope you enjoyed
this episode of Minecraft. Till next the time,
stay Foxy and much love.
