I completed the tightest spike run ever and this happened

all right we're checking out the only game that literally welcomes you to hell it's happy wheels the name of this board is called welcome to hell obviously you can tell i see that there are many layers of complete and utter unfairness here including pretty much everything you can do to stop me from winning can i leave really you're not going to give me a little secret area to go down you kidding me right now all right i guess we're doing it oh i like how i picked the stupidest board to warm up with oh wow even the even the bar to get through into the board is super high whenever the board starts and what the hell is that over there whenever the board starts and it destroys my fps i become very concerned huh okay all right now [Music] oh not today satan okay here's the plan we're gonna hunker down wind up and we're gonna ride this thing like a [ __ ] bronco go yay [Music] oh yeah oh there's nothing over here are you serious i made it off the board for nothing all right you lied to me oh my [Music] oh let's give me a treat i'm in hell and you're too blame you give say in a bad name ride the meteor oh god ride the meteor ride the meteor and what the hell i won i have no what the hell just happened there's so much crap going on the fps is so bad that it was just like you know what you get it you win congrats in case you're wondering i guess this is what you were supposed to see and even the replays oscars welcome to rope swing thanks and also here's some some binary for you let's do this all right and yeah i probably actually could have me ouch i probably could have made it all the way over ah you have to get the coins but also dodge all of the blades well this is going to be a pain in my ass fantastic okay land and now make sure that i go down this way there okay just in case anything catches the blade at least it would be my what the hell are you serious i have to make it through that opening i was gonna say if anything catches the blade at least it would be my groin which would not instantaneously kill me okay no no no yes there we go okay there's the car oh no i missed the coin well i guess i get to see where the winning area is [Applause] oh where the hell is the end of this land grab get my body facing this way ouch all right now lean lean into it lean chase nixon's like you got it i'll lean right into the death hey i lost my helmet that ain't good there we go perfect okay so you have to stay erect in order to do this oh no this is so bad i'm screwed i don't think it's a coincidence that rope swing x and xanax both have an x in it i think i can understand where the pain in this board damn it there we go i just lost both of my legs but we don't really need them so it's okay grab oh the winning area is down below what so land like this okay land more like this there we go ah damn it tough rope swing i've lost an arm that is problematic okay this is probably like my best landing damn it nightmare eat us off grab the coin lose a leg fall down here make sure that your arm no i'm not gonna make it yes screw it we'll do it backwards or no we won't oh i can almost grab that ow you know what screw it we can still make this work not yet fall grab okay not yet fall grab okay and then wait for it wait for it and eatily deep okay we got a yiddily deep this way italy god damn it i need to grab it a little bit no okay so you definitely have to go through the first one immediately grab on to the second one and then let go on the back swing got it okay so go straighten out okay fall i'm so close stay down straight uh man it you bounce no matter what so you kind of just have to get lucky that your arms are in the right spot fall down this way grab the coin okay going at this face first is probably the thank you for the massage there's nothing i love more than getting my ass kicked by sour apple fruit roll-ups it's like freaking ectoplasm capri sun no my helmet my survival rate just went down by like 400 you may be saying yourself gray how the hell does it go down 400 percent listen it's happy wheels yes wow this board was like dealing with 20 years of alcoholism this is called gray's pain therapy i'm going to suggest that you start moving enjoy today's therapy session i don't want to ah there's no place that's safe anymore all of the mosquito blades have gotten out all right i may still be able to do this hold on oh jesus they are legitimately moving all throughout the you got to be kidding me grace pain therapy oh i did it hey that hurt crazy pain therapy go hey jump over this do not whoo do not touch that lean jump full flip no no no no i should have won i should have won why why jump and lean and eat and okay stop oh you cheating bastard you can't actually win here fine i'll do it the hard way let's do this oh okay so i need to find a way ah i guess we can i guess we can find out where my heart stops okay i need to find a way to not get my body removed from my soul uh in that part with the don't trip area got it okay now slide slide old man slide slide yes rock it push me forward okay i think i actually just need to let go of the the bike because [Applause] jumping over that is incredibly difficult i'm dead okay i found the end this is possible people are like gray do you go to therapy yes i do you're getting me exactly what it's like i'm getting my money's worth today please giant rocket oh there's a rocket in my grind there's two rockets in my grind what am i supposed to do jump lean land ow i really need my arms to complete this and this board is not very conducive to giving me my arms come on roll roll roll roll go go go go go go really okay slide slide tuck roll tuck roll yeah no there's a bomb at the end how could you wow this board is this board is the devil okay here's the plan i'm gonna use this rocket which is currently penetrating me i'm gonna use this rocket to go forward here we go go rock it go rock it go go go go yes oh eight billion iq play save it all right now how many times on happy wheels have you seen a youtuber wrangle a rocket like a bucking bronco and use it to go to victory this is called spike fall extreme [Applause] [Music] all right this is going to be a pain in my ass can i cheat it ah maybe well let me just oh my balls are really on this sword yeah i'm screwed all right you have a very very large invisible wall here that's all right though grace took place oh god [Music] huh wow being a screw-up i did pretty good all right i climbed up pretty high uh it doesn't look like there's any way off of this however each and then yeet [Music] oh this is a long-ass bike fall oh hi hugo you know i think i may have had the right idea all right now shimmy off watch this all right my balls are what's going to allow me to do this okay i vastly underestimated the potential that my balls have all right now wiggle off wiggle off go ow okay wiggle off a little bit further than that ow you know what yeah we'll just win one little piece at a time i would just like it to be known i am still alive okay yeets lean okay now that's this is that's exactly what i wanted to do okay this i understand it looks bad all right this is all part of the plan now see see me inch my wiener off of this oh okay that's fine that's that's okay this is this is still part of what i had anticipated you gotta be kidding me i was there okay we're getting there nixon good go oh the way yes we don't need arms or legs where we're going this is called grey's trash run i'm very concerned they say i have to send you to daycare tom oh god i guess i'm going to i don't know how but i'm totally fine okay let's um there we go that that time it worked now obviously as you can see the background is filled with delicious strawberry jam oh looks like the end of this board is a little cheaty i feel like if i press the win button i'm not going to win i was waiting for a meteorite but the wind button actually doesn't do anything here we go all right got it and my daughter is now an only child as well welcome to glassbreak neon supposedly it's the most ridiculous glass break i screwed this up i tried to get down that little hole and i totally didn't do it tom no you've got strawberry gushers flying out of your legs all right let's try that again 5k in length here's your punishment yay got it okay now for the actual glass break noob oh anubius noob meh okay good i'm just driving right through this i don't even care great i like how stabbing yes listen even if you put no i would assume it would stab me awesome that piece of glass really wanted me to die thank god okay what comes after god mlg son oh this is a legitimate piece of glass okay that's fine i know how to deal with legitimate pieces of glass we are now on baby jesus okay baby jesus i'm coming after which we have the devil i need area for this okay no oh my helmet fell off this is such a problem new man good great awesome god we're gonna do this i don't care what it takes i hope you're ready tom this is probably the first and only time that you're gonna be with me all the way to the end well you were indeed with me all the way to the end basically this board is more about waiting for you to make a mistake okay we're back to mlg i one of my legs exploded my leg is caught on the yes now my son is using it like a nerf football all right clear out baby jesus here we're gonna do this tom wow that was probably the best glass break i've ever done creator of happy wheels go the final area gray stupid oh i actually broke part of it pretty easily you can take my foot you'll never take my freedom rank possible oh we're almost there do it do it come on foot you're coming with me never mind you're staying behind now hold on hold on it's not that i don't trust you i just feel like there might be an invisible bomb or the floor might come out here so okay well after getting my daily dose of vitamin g i'm gonna go ahead and pour our jack daniel's milkshake anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

Views: 1,046,572

Rating: 4.9715066 out of 5

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Id: y1f5nHJMC9Y

Length: 13min 47sec (827 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 20 2021