i completed this 99.9% impossible harpoon escape and this happened

all right we're checking out the only game where the only thing that's important is how hard you can swing your balls it's happy wheels i'm serious i don't know what to say this is this is like the first ball throw rope swing i think i've ever seen people put a lot of things together but not these two i'm somewhat curious where death gets me my god i got the rope swing right away oh i had hoped that the rope swing was fairly simplistic uh clearly i was lied to also is this this ball gyrating it is it's slowly gyrating like a percolating tumorous growth that's what i get for getting the rope swing on my first throw ah here we are death this isn't so much death as um i don't know really aggressive acupuncture can you actually win if you get it in the winner oh i'm just going to die the other way never mind it's rope swing time all right so release not today satan i'm gonna die now this is a fairly involved they said i could be anything i wanted to when i grew up so i became a unicorn what i was trying to say is this is a very like aggressive rope swing damn it considering you ah considering you have to do something you have to do something in order to get to the rope swing okay here here ah oh i can save this oh god hey hey hey look at that i wriggled right off i mean i guess it's too bad there's another set of swords waiting for me down below okay i am not touching the swords right now up nevermind all right rope swing ouch real pain in my ass rope swing tuck ah i got the death but not before man you have to let go early what i was gonna say is i got the death but not before i no no am i gonna get hit twice or oh no it's only two i'm still a lot ow okay rope swing there's no way in hell it's a very difficult board you've made rope swing low throw ah i'm a winner i won but i didn't win with the rope swing i need to know where this rope swing goes damn it rope swing stop getting oh no okay here we go god perfection hey i'm getting good at winning yo ah whoa yay i finally made it hit that's a tough first board uh yes you're gonna have that one opportunity to see gray do everything absolutely perfectly look at how i can levitate through the air look at that i dodged that mine right there that almost took my cranium out no helmet no problem let's go ahead and bike right around the wrecking ball for a fantastic win and my son made it to the end only to die this is called the impossible level you can see it's it's basically like branded twice as the impossible level i'm not gonna lie it doesn't look that bad but maybe it's just because i'm used to stupidity oh i was almost there i almost had it yay oh crap oh not today impossible um what happened to my body oh there's my heart all right now i just have to no no no no no no no going the wrong way i'm going the wrong way ow yeah deep i lost both of my feet um but i do have to mention i am still alive half a dozen arrows up the ass is basically a good day for me at this point this is called grey's noble quest i'm really concerned oh there's like a winning thing right above me oh no the bud light is cold i need warm bud light said every floridian ever okay oh there goes my son but i'm fine and here we go oh god there's so many problems with this level all right i didn't take this seriously enough clearly ouch please stop shooting me wait for it wait for it wait for it not yet now okay now you gotta get through all the glass the liquor store temporarily block my glass yay i'm grace two plays i've got a crossbow bolt in my wiener it gives me power it's like hercules hair or whatever it was okay this um hmm this glass is starting to be a pain in my ass aha just gotta whoop there we go and juggle over this and we made it to the liquor store hey this is called the gray's first neon jump it says welcome gray to you most hellish pogo course it is possible i love it when people specifically have to tell me that something may or may not be impossible all right let's see what we got down the secret tube here wow you lied well i guess they didn't lie it was a secret i'm actually still alive by the way i just want to show you that noob tom hardy easy from easy to okay okay there we go what the hell all right go under pro i guess oh yeah oh i'm let me tell you something when it comes to going underneath stuff oh yeah i'm just checking i'm not supposed to go over this am i okay no you have to you have to crawl under this all right gray still plays no big deal pretty average limbo here do the worm actually it's actually a lot easier if you do the worm or is it come on get up get up there there we go okay now for this i can already tell that you're probably going to want to get rid of the pogo stick guaranteed i just re-grabbed the pogo stick okay there we go i re-grabbed the pogo stick again go away stop it there we go okay now you gotta line yourself up as far as you can as far as you can get right about there and then you eat here we go oh yeah oh we're we're eating eaten oh it's hot here it is i'm just gotta get my ass out of there come on come on yes give me the coin this is called gray's bottle glass run it's like a day of cut oh oh wait a second actually this might be a good thing yeah well it was a good thing for me not such a good thing for tom oh there's a freaking bomb there oh my god you t bastard into a bottle run yeah this is called [Music] wow this is called grace still can't beat it uh is there a winning area down below how the hell am i supposed to beat this i can't i'm not even allowed to start screw you game okay i this is hard but i think i can do this aha look at that huh here we go hey i eat it a bit too far into the urine puddle okay i definitely figured out though how to survive the initial culling so the idea here is to yield the up there we go hmm nothing down here gravel i guess i'll find out oh there's a wind down there i want to do this first though oh oh oh i was almost there all right i guess i can win that one first how about if i doesn't say i have to be on the bicycle okay how about if i jiggle nope jiggle this way in order to win you have to have incredible talent which i don't have how about slightly average talent oh god i am so dead wait a second i think i can i think i can actually save this we can do it oh this is called the impossible bike stunt well clearly people know that that i like to talk about the board before i start oh my brain's driving the bike let's do this okay oh my god all right when they said 100 impossible they weren't really kidding there we go okay i got it i got a sword oh my god real pain in the ass board you've made here okay so you pretty much have to go straight you don't want to arc upward oh crap i arch upwards oh the meteorite almost brought me to the end it's possible we're doing it we're doing it we're okay i'm not doing it on this go i overshot it are you serious gotta have motivation you gotta have dedication you have a gotta have a complete another lack of fear of having your wiener get ejected out of your spine oh my god this is called gray's mega crossbow well thank you jake's gaming and train spotting those are two amazing things to put together all right so what is a mega why are we still here what the hell is all this i think i found out what a mega crossbow is but now i'm really curious what the hell is all this stuff down here oh wait a minute and eat with your feet first hey all right so that is the first eating now there is another one if you can if you can maneuver your body you have to kind of know how to get the damn freaking pogo i don't want no i don't need no god stop it stop it that pogo sticks like no i love you gray away with you yay man this pogo sticks really heavy uh oh i did it there is a win there you just have to get over the stop sign i can do this come on yoga yoga yes okay now you know that sounded kind of weird but all right ouch okay now i have to yiddish my deep this way but not too hard wow that's a tough stop sign all right legs down i'm alive [Music] one arm's all i need for this yates oh come on pogo sticks like now we can be together forever no don't you touch me okay now while i did lose my helmet i have everything else this shouldn't i should be able to do this now i lost both of my feet oh i stacked him like a bottle flip there we go okay now all that's left is to beat the mega crossbow jake oh the mega crossbow doesn't stop until it crashes your computer now this does look somewhat concerning these aren't 400 arrows coming out of the back of my head that is a mohawk all right jake you may have made an impossible challenge just due to the fact that my computer i was gonna say that my computer crashes when all the crossbows try and fire [Music] um i can do this ah luckily your youtube bar over there is is a solid object [Laughter] oh no whoa deflection deflection let us pause here as the game crashes once again with this arrow firmly embedded up my ass hmm okay this is a little bit more difficult than i thought we're gonna have to approach this somewhat differently here okay maybe if i get the arrows to come out only a few at a time here we go there we go there we go yes yes yo oh no this is unbelievably difficult to try and beat this without crashing the game basically the only way i can think of to do this is to try and make it have a couple of arrows ah come out at a time everything is fine yeah there's no way to do this low crashing the game oh okay i 100 made it it's i got the quality turned down the low i've got smoothing off but it still crashes well i made it to the end before it crashed okay now i'm actually very curious this one is called 100 impossible and the text says you can't make it to the finish no one can give up don't do it or something press if you give up oh i'm not going to give up all right let's see how cheaty your board is like again the only way i'm not going to make it is if the game breaks this doesn't really seem that bad there's like one single okay hmm well my body will tell me how much extra okay so this is one where the game can crash before you get it it's all right the game doesn't crash i do i hmm all right just gotta get rid of all my legs okay and my torso poop this is totally beatable i'd like to mention that somehow i'm still alive okay this is pretty legit boom are you ready oh see this was 100 imposable see not impossible that's why we managed to do it every folks won't be enjoying this episode of happy wheels until the next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: Vy6zxGrkWsI

Length: 14min 23sec (863 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 16 2021