i was asked to babysit and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game where a leisurely drive through niceville will end up with a harpoon going up somebody's butt it's happy wheels no more mr nice feel damn it this is like happy wheels has gone into job simulator mode we have to deliver coke products to the various denizens of niceville now obviously nothing bad could happen in niceville you may say to yourself great is that a man missing his face in front of ron's drugs nonsense he was born that way and he's just resting he gets very upset when people assume that he's been shot in the face with two very large caliber rifle rounds those just happen to be there can you believe that some bastard threw a freaking rock through this window uh we're coming up on the 21st annual murderville go-kart race every once in a while you have two parents that have a little spat out in front about whose child crossed the finish line first but i'm sure they'll come to some sort of agreement here without someone getting shot in the face now i know what you're asking you're asking but great can anyone join the go-kart race of course they can let's help little susie along here i see that some uh some parents have brought their children oh looks like someone tripped on a blade and what do you know there was a couple of land mines laying around little tom hardy's over here taking a nap in this puddle of strawberry jam while his father fixes his go-kart now i did see that there's another mine here so i'm gonna see if we can go ahead and trigger this with the remains of these random brains that happen to be on the ground now whenever you find a random set of brains like this you want to you want to just kind of nudge them along okay you don't want to you don't want to manhandle these things nope this girl's disembodied leg is in the way there we go yay we won looks like we have some uh tacos with ketchup on it rolling down the road here that's nice now you may be saying to yourself great is that a man hanging a woman from a oh she's i was gonna say she was flutter kicking on my car i'm not gonna lie i wanna see if i can kill this farmer with the lady that's stuck on the front of my car hold on here and launch it that did not work as i had anticipated there's like san francisco over here jesus it's kind of rare when i see an axe that isn't in someone all right we've now entered niceville you always know that you're entering niceville because they're typically some human body part there to welcome you all right so what are things like in nice phil look at these cars wow going a little slow for my taste though that's right we can move things along here finally my cocaine is here oh i thought it was like coca-cola and that right there is the job well done okay now this is 99 impossible instead of normally getting harpoons up the ass we're going to be getting them in the groin but i've done this for a long time right you want to get low low ready for this first try if he's still screaming that means he's still alive i always wanted to try a bottle flip challenge don't worry all these bottles are already empty all right ready they call me hercules yeah son of a [ __ ] yeah oh oh oh i mean i i don't even know i don't really know if i could out do that but i mean i guess i could try [Music] i should have stopped when i was ahead okay that that okay kind of want to make that happen up here that moment when you do a bottle flip and it lands on the corner it went right off the board okay now come on i gotta at least get a golf clap for that [Music] getting closer oh oh [Laughter] [Music] there's a secret spotted if you land the bottle there you're the number one flipper on the invisible ledge yes i can finally die happy i got the ultimate secret bottle flipping happy wheels there's nothing else for me to achieve in my life robbery complete okay it's time for the pogo fight apocalypse you have to beat all the zombies they get more and more ridiculous as time goes on what do you do with that watermelon little logan that's my watermelon i like how the zombies grow up into actual zombies although really all it looks like as they grow up lose their hair and get leprosy all right actual zombie i'm coming gonna land it okay i learned the secret it's using the watermelon to take out the zombies clearly zombies are allergic to watermelon the zombie family look look at this incredible acroponics they're putting on damn damn i got a watermelon up my ass all right now trying to not piss off the cheerleading pyramid zombie family is is very difficult you gotta hold on i gotta get down and then one of these well now we're all we're all together now closer than we've ever been huh that looks horrible okay that worked out really well except for the fact that there is a scimitar just pointing at me it could also be a cut list i'm really not sure okay let me try and not get my head stuck on that nice jesus it's a raider they're upgrading he's got a fire axe taped to his sword sweet alright so now all i have to do is just dodge the minefield easier done than said i'd like to take a moment to mention that the mine itself wasn't what killed me it was the sudden stop at the edge of the board damn it i've got a child stuck on my sword get off get off my sword all right i guess i guess he's coming with me i'd like to take a moment to show everyone that i currently have a sword of my anus with two different heads attached to it happy wheels is always showing me something new and exciting is there anything more badass than having a sword coming out of your butt with a person severed head on it well this is this is new and exciting okay yeah damn it yes i used a woman's head to save my own life now if only i could get rid of like the seven different blades that are in my rectum yes oh oh okay let me boss fight no what is this tried to shove your fist up my rectum but it didn't work out for you did it hell yes sticks to landing wow what a pain in my ass that well i mean literally but what a pain that was all right so this is a little like forestry uh restoration project you gotta grab this log okay we're just cleaning up kind of some extra stuff that was laying around the area and that right there is a victory also we're grilling up hamburgers [Music] yeah i won the poop throw this is the first happy wheels board that actually gives a supportive statement in the beginning you can do this you're damn right we can you lied to me all right nixon get ready baby nice nice oh we can do it santa has turned evil little tom hardy and i must stop him all right santa your altruistic ways end today your elves can't save you all right maybe they can stop me though will you get your little elf ass out of my way oh shh well this is embarrassing uh we should have died but we landed on top of this elf so technically we're still alive but there's no way out so rather than die a slow and painful death down here now just do that there we go where all these elves get these damn butcher knives from oh this is steep that's it tom push push your dad across the finish line you can do it kid get get there oh nope you you ripped your arm off no you ripped your other arm off tom what the hell are you doing buddy use your nubs tom use your knobs your elven swords will not defeat me this time there we go [Music] he landed on top of the house he's still delivering presents that wiley bastard this was called can you win and i i won i don't really know what the problem was here bottle r bottle run come on well almost all the kids made it i'm down one daughter this is a highly rated level called can you survive god damn right weekend why do i feel like this is a well didn't see that coming all right tom you may be the only one that can survive actually your dad might leave you behind ready my head made it this is what was left of the bike there's one hypothalamus just sitting on the crossbar okay maybe i can ramp over this go tom get there [Music] my heart just went to space new plan tom i'm gonna do this one alone i'm just gonna crab walk my way in okay it doesn't know if i stay low yeah i'm gonna make it i'm gonna make it oh get your ass over that bump yes i mean half of me made it so it counts i got the victory sign welcome to the factory okay this isn't too bad so far great now i'm like a factorial hood ornament mistime that no yes no oh yeah okay it's working we're getting there i hope it doesn't get any worse uh hey remember kids don't drink and drive really [Music] really yay i win and by win i mean i slowly get moved into swords that go directly into my balls welcome to life or death jump to choose death or life he cut down hundreds of trees should we should we let him go or no one's gonna get let go [Music] an ironic death i like how family friendly the curse word is considering he just got obliterated she assassinated john f kennedy i think i can already tell where this is going everyone gets death i said death oh god he killed your mom penalty is death stole your money it's death i broke my head on the death button i'm not supposed to die now this body is pooping all its blood on top of me okay let's try that again hopefully hopefully with less death on my part oh god here we go now we're getting there killed 75 people drunk driving 20 times that's what you hit for not getting that bottle flip invented drugs wait the good drugs are the bad drugs ah whatever everyone gets death world war two we did it i wanted to see what would happen if you chose life can you you can still lie to people and choose death though so the answer is always death death death well we had to choose life or death but the truth is the answer is always death and happy wheels hey we folks hope you enjoyed this episode until next time stay foxy much love

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Length: 13min 7sec (787 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 22 2020