i completed this legendary 0.001% bottle stack challenge and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game where the thing between you and winning is alcoholism crap it's happy wheels i can't say i've ever been stopped from trying to flip a bottle by actual other bottles wow first bottle flip in it was actually done because of the bottles i also like that at this point there's different bottle flip areas such as drugs what kind of drugs it doesn't matter stop rko'ing my bottle you son of a [ __ ] no ow uh how the hell did i win with a door in front of the wind you know what i don't care seriously you click on this and it gets rid of the thing i got the win without winning sir you can't no way [Music] drugs [Music] my guy what the hell jesus i don't know what's happening anymore hell get in the hole get it all uh i just bottle flipped a bottle on my arm i mean technically the spinning bottles bottle flipped it but i'll take it my god i didn't even think you're supposed to get one up there oh it's florida man standing straight up holy [ __ ] i mean seriously i couldn't have used like any less space to flip this bottle oh dope that's nice oh hey bottle flip standing up on top of the wind area as well yes oh i can't believe it that was one of like the biggest ones i was going for i don't actually know how this happened this bottom was like i've had enough of this trauma you can't keep me out of here all that no is is halfway to a yes oh hey i got it standing straight up mother of god i did it twice there it is it's like as stupid as you can possibly bottle flip on the no i don't even know what to say about this i'm taking my title and i'm going home this is what the hell no i'm not even gonna try i'm just kidding it's called gray still plays jets it says hahaha try and beat it you got it i'm the juggernaut dick ah a nice bottle flip level even has an mlg sun and a god of the bottle flip ow yay i'm a winner i don't want to win oh i got it you're not human anymore i got it after death legend but that's still not good enough god what no not another win i still like this you're damn right i will mlg son all it costed me was my soul hey mlg son and i'm still alive i'm like twice as much of a human now this is called reach it oh god the question to be asked is can you reach it i'm not gonna lie i don't think i can i'm gonna go ahead and get penetrated go oh it is right up my ass huh oh come on yes 69 and hey i even got a little smiley face this is called gray's sky falling if i had to guess i imagined oh god i'm a winner um a bottle run just decided to go to this totally safe day care so i could be drowning in my own regret oh i'm crowd surfing on swords not gonna lie that's metal as hell let's do this okay not sure why my leg decided to just peace out but that's fine oh yeah oh we got it boom right into the sweet loving arms of the penetrators this is said to be the hardest jet run ever ever ever beer ever let's do this holy god there's freaking land mines mixed in oh i'm still alive wait a minute i have a plan tom you know what to do buddy yeet okay let's try that again just um just just yeah yeah do that there you go okay ow that was my arm i'm the juggernaut ouch i'm not gonna lie this jet run is very difficult it may be impossible come on baby go holy jesus oh god oh oh i think i did it i did it i did the impossible challenge i did you get alcoholism you son of a [ __ ] it's just a solid wall i brought my son's heart with me and everything no i did get to the end though which is pretty incredible welcome to rope swing version two okay ow all right let's try and do that with a lot less fail or just try and do it the exact same way i feel like i was making that a lot harder than it really is all right down you son of a [ __ ] okay now yeet ouch this rope swings turning out to be a lot more annoying than i previously anticipated okay cannonball slide grab ah i only need one arm slide into the cannon get your holy god i still have one arm left grab yay i won it just cost me both my arms arms are replaceable but winning is forever this is called harpoon dodge 0 impossible oh god okay it's a little more difficult than i thought okay lay down boop go yeah here oh okay i'm still alive i just have a harpoon in my ass oh what else you got for me right here oh god it's like freaking resident evil the movie okay this [Music] ah dodge come up here ah i'm doing it my wiener is doing it i'm still alive technically i'm still alive what the hell was that you ready to see true skill boom bing bang okay that one hurt it doesn't say i have to stay on the freaking pogo stick though okay then like this okay then like this yes okay from here to here to here this is gonna do it this is gonna do it the giant harpoon from hell oh wow i actually cheated out the entire board like i think it's supposed to drop you afterwards nothing's impossible if you didn't skip arm day welcome to harpoon run but first nothing okay harpoon run it is ah yes one thing i love about harper ah this harpoon is different than all the others it actually killed me this is incredible a harpoon run where you must demonstrate skill and agility welcome to i tried to say welcome to the impossible bottle run it says beat it if you can okay everything's pretty normal so far tried to fool you at the last second there but i'm used to that this is called the impossible 420 ow oh there's there's one of the things in my wiener it's pulling me to victory is this real hold on is this going to help me it helped me win i won because of a harpoon in my wiener this is actually called gray's everything fall it's like a spike fall but with lots more meth what's down here i wonder ah space okay guess we're doing the testicular fall first no problem oh it's everything together through the balls a little colonoscopy right up in here oh yeah uh-huh i'm like a i'm like a snake look at me slither look at this okay my ankles are caught on the spike but it's okay just gotta ab exercises myself through here oh [ __ ] well this is problematic this is a lot more annoying than i thought it would be oh yeah oh i'm just gonna warm my weight are those swords okay got a bit of a scimitar issue here oh god ow ow oh i think i can figure this out oh yeah oh they call me you meet lord look at this okay now let go that was a problem there we go get the [ __ ] freaking segway go take care of all the swords for me now fall this way ow ow ow yes got it all it took was a few katana colonoscopies a small price to pay ah rope swing how how much this is good for my mental health i re oh crap my neck stuck inside okay good i always remember how much i enjoy rope swings especially when they make me want to die and eat crap ouch all right let's try this again i'm sure this won't be that difficult son of a [ __ ] i understand now why the background is red on this particular one grab spin and yeah okay i did not eat correctly yeah yeah and i don't know why but getting from the one conveyor belt to the other is proving to be a big pain in my ass it's like just too far away to grab oh man that was a bit more of a pain in he ass than i had anticipated i hope that this shoots me into an area where i don't have to whoa my god this is called impossible 100 it's called impossible 100 it's kind of intimidating that i just started and there's already jets flying below me oh hey a little hidden area all right what do you think does it guess you're gonna die not today son all right let's try it the real way what do you got for me okay psych so you think i can't win because you're gonna launch me at the speed of light you misunderstand exactly how much masochism i'm prepared to put myself through do it there you go baby because you can't spell 100 without one and two zeros next board welcome to break in so it says great you have to break inside the house you got it don't mind me i'm just balancing this shard of glass on my throat ow okay let's aim up a little bit better and not get stabbed in the this class is starting to piss me off ah we'll go up this way then a door i'm still alive i want your loot so far so good looks like there's a crossbow there but it's not shooting me that's nice why is there a battle axe just chilling out on the ceiling hint one how many harpoons at the roof hint two what's three plus one the same question as hint one three plus one is thirty one okay apparently i don't have a choice i have to actually press four what's that here ah my ass i can actually land on the calculator that's interesting i wanted to take these swords with me it looks like they're worth a lot of money okay i wanted it hit my knee pads hit my knee pad stop hitting me only in the penis i wanted to go in through the main way here just to see oh there's a landmine there ah i got my very first gold doubloon all right now i know how to take care of land mines what you got to do right here okay maybe i will just go into the roof oh deflection this house is really well protected i'm going back in this way for here okay and jump crap yay i did it but it says there's two endings i need those doubloons okay let's try and do this without blowing up this ah you know what that worked exactly how i wanted it to already beat down the door here use it as a protective never mind screw that up now if i'm lucky i can have this hit my groin and not my face i'm still alive oh i'm still alive i'm going into the basement eat and land it whoever made this level you've created a real pain in my ass all this glass if you barely touch it your head just explodes it's okay though i can do this i want that coin boom bing oh oh the glass is starting to have a mind of its own give me your money i just have to whoa i just have to get past this these last few murderous shards come on yes yes [Music] well i became a millionaire and lost my mind so i guess crime doesn't pay anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until next time stay foxy must love it

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Id: Wmcic6YVwF4

Length: 14min 13sec (853 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 19 2021