i became the worst karen in history

all right we're checking out the only game where you get to begin your day with a nice tall glass of maximum carnage it's happy wheels this is called jet fall hard all right looks like we're starting with noob to meh i i can't actually fall i'm more of just getting rockets shoved inter-annually oh my god once again my helmet uh my arms my helmet has caused my eventual death all right i am seriously losing more and more body parts i'm still alive i don't know how most of my torso and my skull okay what was left of my skull come here rocket never mind i was gonna take you and get out of this board but clearly that's not going to work all right let's try the tuck usually the tuck is pretty good this is a good way to do it keeps your limbs intact see look at this oh i lost the one limb i needed all right you know what we're going to get rid of one of our arms here not yet not yet not yet not yet not yet now there it is okay you're kidding when you sit hard okay there goes the arms that should get rid of some of the rockets we need a lot less rockets in order to be able to do this i like how just getting to getting there is a tr is like a giant tribulation oh yeah look at the flips like a less violent tanya harding again there goes my helmet ah the end of the helmet usually spells death i love jet falling from space this is the evolution of the human race okay um i can't let my face look at the ground okay so if your head gets out from this line you lose it there's no other way you can't keep your skull okay then straight nice i'm dead oh nope still alive never mind yes yes no god of thrusting guide me oh it's a lot like acupuncture but way worse work the kinks out of my scrote very good oh yeah look at this that skill right there boom i'm dead how long is this jet fall all right got rid of my arms oh yeah oh that's gonna ah as ridiculous as this jetball is i will never give up although i'll certainly wish i had god is like a wall i can grab onto okay i can pretty much get to getting better all the time now that's sad that that's as far as i can make it right maybe i can grab these rockets and get to an edge or something all right there we go there we go there we go nice ah okay there is an edge if i can just make it over there it's just super far away there we go here we go uh-huh okay grab a rocket nice opp i just lost my arms and my helmet there it is flip flip flip flip to the edge flip toward the edge keep flipping toward the freaking edge yes go go nixon go dixon don't you ever give up you ever seen someone flip like this i'm literally riding these rockets like an ocean wave look at this look at this yes yes oh i surfed my way to jet fall victory that was a demonic board yay this is called the impossible 100 fail obviously the first thing to do is fail as quickly as possible oh there's an opening okay yeah oh yeah here we go oh god okay so oh i'm still alive okay so i have to fall down this now crap oh never mind i'm good oh god um [Music] now i just have to i can't actually do flutter kicks with no legs to flutter maybe i can i totally lied all about the lower abdominals okay my my leg giblets are kind of in the way but i am slowly riding over my own converse shoes they are going deep into the recesses of my ass all right little pork chop you're coming with me we're gonna win this together and after a very very painful exercise we have a winner [Music] i don't know if you noticed but there was a harpoon waiting for me there i'm actually really fortunate i did that the way i did all right now what's the actual board okay go down here what'd that say check behind you oh i thought maybe this was like a secret how about this nope it's all you're just screwed no matter what okay so i guess you have to go like this come on baby got it i'm amazing i i did it i dodged everything i appreciate that we're at a point in life where people just stack infinite amounts of harpoons trying to kill me ah yes a classic get in the box always a good way to warm up the happy wheels depressed muscles i'm a failure failing is my lifeline all right here we go so out back come on this box is um really kicking my ass yate i feel like after doing these other stupid boards something that's relatively simple is just out of my reach now this is called pogo parkour for grace still plays i haven't started yet and i see a bunch of swords can i get out of this is it like a secret way out can i just go up nope can i go back no all right guess we're part where i guess we're pogo parkouring ah nice spear for the balls it's okay i can make it past that no big deal here we are kind of ricochet this way now you have to watch because there is a crossbow waiting to heat seek into your ah i'm fine this may look like i have a crossbow ball coming out of my skull but i'm actually cosplaying as a unicorn am i supposed to go backwards or forward it really doesn't say um okay so we have oh my god i i planned that and then up [Music] found the end didn't put a lot of fairness in this board did you yeah i'm not gonna lie my ass is really good at catching crossbow bolts [Music] so i have to get over all of that um okay why are these spears always wiener height you know what i'm taking this spear with me maybe it'll help me it did not help me okay okay so the idea here besides pooping out a bunch of arrows is i have to make this thing use up all of its bolts yeah full flip i don't know how i've been penetrated from the front and the back and i am still alive hmm i wonder if there's a way for me to do this all right let's let go of let go there we are and now i wonder if i can like work my body yeah kinda uh-huh there you go nope kick the other way all right you know what you're getting there now pull the harpoon out of my wiener i just have to oh i'm gonna lay here for a bit i must fly fly like an agile dove okay maybe a slightly less agile dove ah the spear just saved my life by getting rid of that knife come with me mr spear we're going to a land of majesty now oh yeah oh skill oh come on oh i'm getting good at that all right catch all of the arrows with your wiener i'm taking this arrow with me now i need all of the crossbow balls in the corner to unleash their fury ouch okay maybe maybe unleash less of your fury like 1 8 of the fury okay jesus i bought i've managed to use up quite a few of the crossbow bones maybe i can get past this damn thing now oh get there get there scorpion scorpion all the way yes [Music] got it this is called rogue swing blue the only context is pain so i guess we're gonna do it okay nice drop onto the conveyor belt everything looks good so far the fact that the i am stuck inside the conveyor belt this is an issue i made it the fact that this board was made by tom's corpse is slightly concerning don't lose limbs my ass into a gigantic spike fall interesting okay out there goes my ass don't fall and you're telling me not to do all the stuff yet ouch i think i might be able to circumvent part of this board hold on right so fall grab jump full flip stand up straight land grab tuck fly land nice okay now it's gonna shoot me out and probably crush my head never mind my head is totally fine okay so now the idea here is i need to get yeah i need to get on this side because if you fall onto the spikes you're dead anyway so it's not gonna doesn't really change a thing here we go oh god i'm gonna lose my arms okay i've gotta slowly oh [ __ ] wait i did it i don't need arms i don't need arms never mind i need arms this is a very advanced rope swing i'm very sorry that i loaded it up okay drop grab shuffle [Music] okay so something i've learned is that oh god ah basically if you get on that conveyor belt you're gonna you're gonna lose an arm there's no way around it so the the idea is to not be on the conveyor belt the other problem is you need to fall faster than your giblets because if you can there's a little conveyor belt down here that you can ride okay so do not use this conveyor belt at all or if you do stay tight and then okay so far so good i have all my limbs nice okay now fall slowly controlled ah come on no yes screw your damn conveyor belt got to get there before my foot got to get there before my foot come on are you serious right now wow this is so stupid yes so i still have one arm left um i don't know if it's enough it is not god this rope swing was made with an extra helping of satanism it's like a it's like a satanic stream it's like a burrito made of satan but with extra satan filling god [Music] what the hell every part of this board like all of it moves so fast that it rips your arms off in every possible aspect all right so slide down look at this controlled slide okay bounce off your face slide down the balls perfect nice do a full split grab onto the chunk go up here i just want to mention this hurts my knees a lot more than it looks okay at this point i have swung on this rope swing like 50 times so up off you can't lose a single limb if you lose anything at any part it honestly screws up your run do a full crunch here let go early there we go okay go down into the cannon feet first put your arms back so they don't get ripped off boom right there now this is the hardest part because this the little spikes on the bottom oh god i can't believe i didn't lose my neck there i was gonna say the spikes on the bottom love to claim your esophagus no oh epic save i need to get forward or i'm screwed i need to get forward i think i can get here grab jump grab crunch otherwise you'll get your arms ripped off jump or grab crunch let go grab yes yes how many are there through this is the finish line oh yes yes jesus welcome to steel the diamond okay looks like a fairly typical heist nice try there is a spear lodged very very firmly up my ass it's okay though we will use this harpoon and pogo to victory with it you and me spear are going together actually the spear is really kind of i was gonna say a spear is really starting to screw me up now the spear has a brother they're multiplying like rabbits go oh no my ass damn it i gotta get anything i'm not gonna lie that last little area looks really bad okay grab the first coin epic speed this is bad okay now it's bad huh ah no speed all the speed my achilles tendon okay now i just have to defeat this weird octopus tendril of satan death ready here we go yay faster faster yes what there's more i got the diamond oh i have to get out now okay all right i'm assuming if i touch that light i will die so let's go over the light here we go perfect don't move what is down there i've never actually made it this far so we have another crossbow ouch oh the light is explosive this is an elaborate heist look at the speed look at the ow oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh god no oh yeah oh no i [Music] [ __ ] and the getaway car come on grab the damn coin yes and that is a successfully completed heist but not without having blood in my stool for the rest of my life and we've proven that crime does pay but at the cost of your soul anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until the next time stay foxy much love

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Id: fPQ_I7cQgu0

Length: 16min 12sec (972 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 08 2021