i completed the most savage bottle flips and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game where you get to make a fruit smoothie out of the body parts of human beings it's happy wheels i played like one level this week and i had to stop because sh is so incredibly insane i had to record it any time i see two elves in a slap fight and the husband and wife about to rip their child limb from limb i know that things are going to be great that there was a watermelon here so i had to play this the idea is you need to throw the hat [ __ ] miss all these people and only hit the watermelon that is of course being held by young tom hardy before i hit everyone that is not this watermelon because i suck at throwing stuff and trying to hit targets i have to mention that young tom hardy has been doing his push-ups because this watermelon is huge all right tom if you don't die we're going for ice cream after this ready set go shh [Applause] first couple of seconds the wife has already passed out the child fell to his death and the father has a butcher knife up his rectum normal day of happy wheels okay let's try and do that a lot less terrible and yeah i literally killed every single person except for the child and the watermelon okay i'm sure i can't get any worse right dude can you do me a favor and just spit the butcher knife into the watermelon oh gonna be here all day guys guys don't fight over the butcher knife what what what is what is this what is happening here what is this what the hell is this father doing stop it stop trying to beat your child to death with your weird yoga techniques stop it all right a little bit higher of an arc and arc it yeah i didn't actually hit the watermelon at all i ended up killing the child but it still counts as a vic you ever heard of six minute abs this is six second stabs i'll bet you never thought that we would bring karen's to the moon well apparently that's what's happening we're going to use this clearly well-made nasa rocket to go to the moon prepare your anuses here we go all right we have liftoff i have no idea why we had did i make it to the moon i don't know my heart is coming back down from orbit oh my god going to the moon is horrible all right let's try let's try this again maybe if i go more to the side oh my head just got ripped off of my body i think i'm got there yep that was the moon remember how i said we were gonna make a fruit smoothie out of like the organs of the damned yep someone made me a smoothie maker all right so you open up your top here uh you put in your fruits and vegetables there we go couple of pumpkins a couple of watermelons pineapples throw some mustard in there a little bit of bud light actually you know what a lot of bud light what the hell some garbage some toilets i like how children is its own food group go santa the children will love that couples karen's managers retirees and yes the florida man himself then you go ahead you throw some turbo jets in there there we go close close the top go ahead turn this on oh hold on hold on here we go we got some more got some more in the top here let me go ahead and uh go ahead and open this there we go yeah there we go all right now that your fruit smoothie is uh very very smooth go ahead and open up the bottom here so it can all go down and then you get to view your smoothie looks delicious packed full of vitamin b uh for brain vitamin g for god gray please stop i was gonna say something witty and then a human being fell down from nowhere and blew up into a hundred pieces his leg is inside of my car i say car why are there three blades on my bumper you know why because it's the best car in the whole damn world oh my god what is this level how am i supposed to get past this car i gotta like ride up the van here there we go perfect oh santa can't have him survive either and then you go ahead and land it on a mountain of children happy birthday everyone i always love freeze throws it makes me realize that i'm going to die a hundred different times that was a fantastic i cannot believe how well i just did it was not supposed to happen i'm gonna fail just to see what happens when i get 30 spears to the face i can't do it again can i like that's ridiculous right [Music] hey i still won well part of me won everything except for my head does everyone like end of the world movies do you not like end of the world movies because this this year is so screwed up well i thought i would give you all a little insider edition as to what a earthquake simulator is like this is very real uh should you ever be involved in an earthquake you are very liable to get pelted with brains and limbs just like this i don't really know how i won maybe it's because my my television ended up killing at least seven different people there's a lot of drugs going into this bottle flip a lot of drugs there's so much stupidity i don't even know what to go for [Music] my bottle is standing on nothing my bottle has defeated gravity i've won the game it could also just be all the lsd in this board okay this is this is possibly one of the best bottle flips i think i've ever played ow got the hack all right mr mr pot plant keep the vodka flowing baby there's a lot more here to try and get to well i just screwed up my chances for mlg got the god of holes [Music] okay i i got my mlg potential back this bottle flip is so good get there i just got the crazy air i am penetrating things with bottles that should never be penetrated legendary okay four more chances to make stupidity happen come on baby get there you know you want to i'm gonna try this technique mlg there it is i got the mlg so everything else is just extra gravy [Music] ow i bottle flipped one of the pads on top of a bottle i don't think i've ever had a bottle that i sent out and it came right back to where it originally was [Music] i just wanted to get like the full standing hack and i finally got it they say this jet fall is impossible i'll be the judge of that it's fine so far do a little oh there goes an arm that's right though we've got two of them after all okay i'm still alive i just had to fall off of that real quick almost broke my neck just then get there all right lost the leg lost my head this dead fall is pretty it's pretty horrible all right then you do the back flip okay these jets are really trying to rip my head off all the time this is the most violent jet fall i've ever played god my leg one eternity later almost there come on baby yes yes i will gladly give up two of his legs in order to win this i'm not gonna lie that was awful 99 impossible huh doesn't look too impossible for my torso imagine this you're in an airplane all of a sudden it starts going down what could possibly happen to all of the innocent passengers inside actually nothing really happened so far i don't know if this crash suddenly gets a lot worse or what it gets a lot worse actually what happens if i hold on to my seat for dear life now i won't go flying out of the airplane that's right everyone else is dying but me i made it right now if i just let go slightly hold on here i might be able to fall out all right i almost got hit by my wife's leg i might be able to fall [Music] i was gonna say without killing myself there's always one hell yes i always like a good level where i don't actually have to do anything all i have to do is watch as my character almost dies over and over again okay that is very close to having 30 000 swords in the balls you slide up back into the cannon here beat the 6 billion iq harpoon run squeeze through the bowels of the underworld here in gay i like how even at the end there's a sword just barely tickling the top of your skull this is called rooftop parkour i wonder why oh piss all right let's try this again big jump there we go off the top nice hey oh [ __ ] oh i won i i won by going straight to hell i like how you fade into darkness and that's the victory it's the last thing you see before you die it's a bit difficult so make it count make what count oh that there's a freaking harpoon in my skull no little tom hardy jesus i mean maybe my bike will make it to the end okay i had previously anticipated this level to be a little bit easier than it actually is all right dodge a couple of the crossbow balls all right tom hold on things are a little out of hand in this one okay i think you go quickly through this okay dodge all that now you gotta slow things down quite a bit go gently it says and by gently i guess that means don't have your torso vomit out all of your organs like my body just reenacted a scene from the exorcist get there we can do this i know we can oh don't you touch me okay so far so good just gotta get past all the giant homing mines get through here i did lose my son i took one of the balls but we made it [Music] i got a free vasectomy out of the deal dude i have to perform an assassination well i screwed that up an assassination come here i i i mean he died i just i wasn't the one that committed the murder i won twice over is it still technically an assassination he basically just tripped on a harpoon i wanna get the damn assassination now my side went up my own ass get there no it's like this psy is freaking seeking out my anus [Music] got it i just gotta stop shoving the damn harpoon in my wiener i was gonna say there's a much safer way to do that and it's just drop kicking the guy off the ledge there's a kidnapper on the loose we have to save our son we only have two swords with which to do it but first i must kill that bastard watermelon damn it i just saved my son i still want to kill that mastered watermelon you know it's bad when i no jesus tom he got the sword up the ass just like his old man oh i killed the guy twice there's a sword in his wiener and he dropped his axe on his head finally got the watermelon i can't complete a day without doing a spike fall alright let's try that without killing my entire family on the very first try still technically killed my whole family on the first try but we did get the victory so it counts i'm not really sure if that's my child's head or if that head was already there you can never tell with these i always worry when something is called the extreme court the extreme course all right maybe a little bit faster maybe a little bit slower now all right wait for it wait for it wait no no not yet not yet i don't want to have my head squarely shoved oh god up my own ass sorry tom you gotta take one for the team go nice all right you know sometimes you gotta break a couple eggs man you really have to dig deep in order to do that without dying oh there's a [ __ ] ton of land mines never mind all land mines are gone magically what do you know oh god my son no how could you oh god out of the way bottle wielding jackass you're not taking my son all right maybe you are i'm still alive oh yeah i don't know how i'm gonna get past all this maybe if i just drive real slow i lost all my legs so it can't hurt me anymore [Music] this ended up being a very very difficult obstacle course very difficult all right florida man i need you i need you to get in the way of the heat seekers come here buddy there you go oh don't blow up now don't blow up i need your body all in one piece come on don't be a wuss everyone everyone takes a sword up the ass one point in their life yep there goes my child okay this is really uncomfortable i have multiple shards of glass in my head and my child's head but we're still alive somehow not gonna ask any questions you did it i finally did it i just wanted to complete it and actually get the victory and i finally did oh god it was awful was like pissing tabasco sauce anyway i hope this shows you that things could always be worse anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: 670cZFWRmpU

Length: 15min 40sec (940 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 15 2020