I TEST YOUR TERRIBLE AWFUL NO-GOOD EMBARRASSING BRIDGES | Poly Bridge 2

hi welcome to poly bridge this is a game where I build the bridge and everyone else can also submit a bridge that they have all right so Road easy done perfect it is perfect done damn I'm a genius damn I'm a genius wait how do I get to you guys's suggestions here try again I have people's suggestions here what is this who made that this is not helpful it's not this is you didn't put roads guys guys this problem what is that what is this supposed to be it's it's a penis this has been Venus Venus truly something terrible I can't just guys I hate to say these are these are god-awful these are the worst designs I've ever this isn't where do you think this road is going to go alright let's try to improve this one let's go let's at least connect it here okay so girthy holds here the Zout design is done here we go perfect done let's see let's see her all right well what is hi hi-yah hi-yah are you doing ah I thought that was gonna work there alright Lorelei this I don't think you guys understand the basic principles oh oh hey yeah well alright yes you spelled mark I hate you I don't know if this is hey actually stunningly that worked shockingly how does someone do it with 300 and what I did somebody with 353 that doesn't make any sense no no no no no you know actually that's pretty good I gotta admit that's pretty good that's bad penis you guys are truly something terrible there there thank you BAM oh okay cool thank you good we got that one nailed it next level unmute suggestions you know I think I'm okay build a bridge on a slope all right I'll build a bridge on a slope BAM I've built the bridge on a slope all right build the bridge on a slope build the bridge on a slope Wow I'm a genius how do you do it with 1307 how do you do it oh there's breaks in it huh interesting interesting interesting all right what do you guys guys oh my god what is this no f you fail you what is it ah here we go now we got it [Laughter] I need some quality control on this I need some quality control how do you all suggestions must be a prude I don't even know what that do I feel like my mods would just be the first one to put penises in here I mean sure no no this is another penis moderators doing failed me this is a penis I think this is what you call abusive moderation privileges what the hell no no is that P the P that's B that's B that's P you right thank you Thanks oh crap how about just we get through this one I think that um how about we get ramp ramp as' ramp that's gonna break [Music] maybe we could help improve this design clearly it's got the ambition for it this is what I call reinforcement perfect now it'll make it perfect we did it we got it we got it guys we got it perfect build a bridge of Steel steel is much stronger than wood but it is also very expensive according to WHO reinforced Road how much does a reinforced road cost a lot twice as much all right you've got it easy whoa big uns guys let me get it first let me get the correct solution first and then all of you guys can la-dee-da way elsewhere perfect this is gonna work love it like a dream like a dream like a dream Oh what do you got oh well that's nice I'm sure it'll work that's lovely these are lovely designs guys these designs are truly something spectacular these are really good this is good a plus a plus on this one mm-hmm be - I didn't quite work out the way I really uh really didn't do it this is great good stuff a plus I don't think so ooh [Laughter] loop-de-loop maybe oh no your boy here we go I don't know if heavy construction equipment was meant to loop deep oh it's a mark upside-down can't believe this this feels like a waste of money that's not connected there I like your ambition but the loop-d-loop doesn't seem to want to go anywhere all right cool good job I'd say ambitious jump oh it's not even a jump ie it's an Express route down to Neptune himself a thing of beauty right there Oh interesting ask good stuff that's pretty high-quality I gotta admit that's not bad all right let's get out of here okay 14 meter overpass don't let boats hit your bridge trying to try to build over it well that's easy enough you need to get a nice gentle sloping slope slow ping uh-huh this is what they call genius this big brain hours here perfect working perfectly easy what it was the view typically get the different view on that and what what am I seeing oh oh that's delightful that's really lovely that worked out really good now I can't wait to see you guys's hmm I don't I don't all right that didn't work I there's no roads do you do you guys do know how to play right just all right you're trying to get the truck on the boat I see I appreciate it I you came so close you came so close yours you were so close [Music] nope I don't know why I get excited every single time I see something like that now and don't worry this now a - nope no nope Oh ramp all right let's try it hey sis replace those are steel and then baby you guys still going easy really there's nothing Hey end it a cool flip you're welcome I helped that now filmy checkpoints cars must collect their checkpoints before collecting their flag oh I see I see so you gotta go up to here and then you gotta go down to there how are you guys done are you're not don't try to fool me you're not done I know you're not then supports perfectly that top ones definitely in there 100% you guys are about to witness the glory of what could have been if I had decided to pursue engineering this is what the world is missing out on and I feel that they weep every night because they know they can never experience my full magnificence and I know this and I to cry at night knowing that the world is deprived of my genius I know this I'm sorry ah okay this is clearly a problem that's not my own fault clearly an issue with why is this not moving there we go clearly an easy solution but also very much not my fault I didn't know that this game would be limited in such a way they wouldn't be able to properly replicate the correct conditions for life I'm a genius you could say it right now you could write it down how much of a genius I am all right what do you got what maybe why do I say maybe why do I bother saying maybe why do I even try to defend your horrifying designs maybe God every time okay maybe Hey Oh no no no all right the mythical double loop-de-loop purpose i don't think you understand the problem [Laughter] [Laughter] I like it all right I like it that's good that's good that's very good use hydraulics to create a drawbridge some levels have hydraulics would you like it tutorial on hydraulics sure hydraulics allow your bridges to change shape we have to modify this bridge to allow the boat to pass click the continue to Pistons on the guidelines above you got it both hydraulics may expand a curtain track to 50% of their original length drag the arrow of the hydraulic to the right side for 50% expansion double-click the indicator joined to Chris split joint if we simulated the bridge would now tear itself apart remove the two indicated all right you got it now we can simulate the hydraulics move it's important to know where your rotation points are oh this adds a new element oh this is different oh ok I got it let me let me put my genius to it and then you all can have your moment of non genius and I will laugh at thee okay so spliff joint this is gonna be good ok so what's gonna happen is this pistons gonna push this part way way up it's gonna push it so that's not gonna work it's gonna push it so up you're gonna see how up this is about to get it's about to get real up it's about to get so up in here it's gonna go up ok you see what I'm you see do you see that'll work and then this one we're gonna have it pull we're gonna pull it from up top P stands for pull so I know it needs to pull this way it's gonna pull no it's gonna pull it so I need this to pull it there he's gonna pull it pull see how this does it worked cuz it worked I gotta pull it P stands for pull so if I pull it then then it will pull then I'll pull it and then it pulls and then it'll pull it up and then it will be pulled then it's gonna pull it not hang on everybody sure shush shush it's gonna pull it because I can pull if I'm pulling it then I need it to pull and when I pull it it's gotta pull up and when I pull it up then it gets pulled of course all of these need to pull up no you don't you don't pull down there's no such thing it's like centripetal centrifugal force it doesn't exist [Laughter] I did it everybody guys I did it you proud there we go okay okay good this actually we're I'm shocked that this worked out let's just pull one of them now this is gonna work perfect I'm sorry I meant to put it this way and yeah yeah you got to pull this you're gonna pull it you're pulling it you're gonna pull it you're gonna pull the thing contract you expand it you can contract it you contract it oh wait no hang on that my god I'm a genius I did it on top 98% I did it what [Laughter] very it's really good it's really good it's really good move to me Oh ah oh no no what yeah good that really worked good stuff oh that's beautiful that's really good that works perfectly that's fantastic that was really good that was really good really good oh my god pull pull pull pull why am I so far Oh that really worked that's really nice that's a good one that's a good one all right seven checkpoints reverse the direction of the car so it needs to go there and back is what you're saying okay sure easy peasy big brain mode what can I say have a nice day all right what you got I just I question the you just spam what yeah of course it didn't work course of course of course I should have suspected a long time ago what no your ambition is great here I don't think oh my god your ambition was pretty good however thank you to the prompt but that was good sounds very good that was very good oh my god oh my god [Applause] all right no no aah there's good stuff man's good stuff this probably is good that looks good that's good stuff there we go a plus a plus a plus on that one that's good great job guys you get I question this I just want to say I question this I question this greatly and yet here I go I don't want to drive across the bridge that's held up by too hot but here we go how do you wait yeah let me see I want to see if you can delete half of these what will happen well I guess then Tom Tilton mm Tom tough mmm no suspected I don't see why not that's good stuff man ah you wanna go for a dip so can you take a little bit of water can't even oh poor baby can't even take just a little bit of water nor what if it's not what if it's only just the splishy-splashy astir mount of water what if it's like baby water you're gonna take out the bullet oh this will work no it won't but what but what if about what is [Music] thank you this is great there's good stuff what this is good stuff guys this good thanks thank you thank you there you go very lovely you guys so I'm proud of you what budget oh it's low budget okay easy tiny itty bitty bridge hey wait no how do I not have enough money what it's just that all right this might be a little tricky Brian and then all you would need is that no it's perfect we're fine I did it top 29% baby I did it I did it I did it now how did you get that's my that's my design that way we did the same thing it's pretty hey hey it's all variations of the same oh it's all the same we're all heterogeneous ah I've fear we are not all heterogeneous Oh No that New Mexico very good yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah Finch at Finch at Oh Oh F in check everything you guys have ever been allowed to do I regret I regret all of you ever thinking that you could how dare you I don't think this thing got the speed loop do you leave a space for a loop-de-loop No lazy's I'm gonna build a loop-d-loop I'm gonna show you guys I'm gonna show you what will show you what the hell is up all right here we go baby [Laughter] unsafe yeah you got that right Oh [Laughter] this is gonna work all right that's a nice under bridge that's good I'm leaving goodbye sometimes jumping to campus the best all right guys you heard him sometimes jump into gap bessel all right guys spring oh no guys it's time it's our time guys it's our time it's we've been waiting for this for so long okay so what I want is to really like springboard this son of a out of here he ain't gonna know nothing about nothing about where the hell he went really it's okay start stretched and it's gonna bring him okay oh it goes right away okay well that's interesting all right forget about this forget about this this was a terrible idea it's terrible terrible idea this was horrible the idea was that you were gonna jump it jump okay we're gonna we're gonna jump it we're gonna jump it okay it's gonna get jumped okay let's see how it jumps I just want to see where it jumps to whoa okay perfect that's actually excellent that is actually excellent okay so what we need is gonna be called the hug okay right it's gonna be called the hug man the hug didn't quite get him don't know why they try again I think so no the hug the hug is just a little flawed at the moment it'll it'll pick it up though guys don't the hug the hug is fine the hugs good hugs good baby hugs good I think isn't this the idea you're supposed to sprung it I feel like this I gotta improve the hug the hug needs improvement is what the hug needs can I assign multiple doodads to the same road the hug is imbrue Oh hug one hug with a little funny hit there I'm not sure what the hug did huh okay so clearly the problem is that there's not enough hugging strength here so I have to reinforce the hug with more arms I've got to get the hug Arminius gooder I'm gonna do a steel-reinforced hug it's like a hug bear trap if a bear trap was meant for love the hug is gonna be just a nightmare of wires and mesh man oh man is it gonna feel good when you get hugged by this thing here we go hug baby good hello put that down to regulars bed it's get a good look at where that dog embraces it here comes doing this is not how hugs work is it how hugs work it's about that one think you forgot roads you forgot the road part of the hug licks you to it licks Ian no licks it how meant Mitch drug once pretty for all right good job that's that's good stuff no no no no no you guys weren't even listening when I talked about the hog you guys weren't even listening alright they've got a little flappy dangle but maybe the love is there I'm surprised here we go now this is a hug oh there's no roads damn alright good job good job okay stop and go some checkpoints stop the car is that a good thing are you supposed to stop the car I'm guessing a stopping the car was part of the entire experiment to begin with cuz it's gonna push that up and this is gonna attention to Diana stat this and then we just need something to push this up well do I need to do anything else besides the stopping is the stopping actually pertinent to my everyday life you expand you expand good okay alright okay alright let's see it lets see it stop stop dear God stop no no no what happened what happened why why do that break Oh coz there's nothing supporting this when you contract yeah you'll contract and then you will contract meaning you'll pull yes easy easy easy easy easy easy easy peace for Paul Pierce for Paul easy easy this is easy give me something hard give me something hard what do you guys got looks good looks good looks good I know that'll work that'll work that'll definitely that'll work yeah [Laughter] Oh No what the hell happened oh it's a misery why no no let's let's okay it's like the teachers gotta correct the students work a little bit here I think there's really something here I think there's something here I think I think this design has potential I think I think that this is this is like a dream come true for me I loved seeing people's creativity come through this good good stuff puppets who didn't complete the tutorial you just didn't complete the tutorial there good good you didn't do it oh good you love to see it it'll never stop if it never touches it all right I spy a problem and here's the proboscis where the bridge becomes erect so that's you know I'll take it I'll take that one that's a good one that's a good Oh perhaps we can use that rock to our advantage you know perhaps not all right so what do we got to do we actually got to do the let things lie what things just rest honey is that what I got to do is that what you're telling me I need to do is this what my imaginary engineering degree has become is it well I didn't mark go whose lime oh is this perfect diamond John yes what does it like to compare your intelligence to mine and find it so woeful e inadequate what is that like that must be 57 how there's no way that is not possible that's not you didn't how did you do it with 57 dollars no no incorrect no credit I I'm gonna put you in detention I'm gonna put you in detention you deserve to go in detention this is awful this is awful you didn't even try well no the problem is you did try and this clearly takes a lot of effort but you just didn't try what how are you on this level of the game and you don't understand how to do it you didn't touch the rock you son of a you built everywhere but the rock rock was all we had okay what does this do what does this accomplish isn't this just my design but you add into this over this is what I built this is exactly what I built why did you add this sanity sanity here as sanity kaha I tell you don't get that you didn't read do you don't have roads no uses try it you say came so close it hurts my brain it hurts my brain you proved all roads oh it's so stable except there aren't any right all right here we go this is did you get to this rock is rock I found this a please work or piss work oh no loop-de-loops do not work what's this - 702 God I preached that but no drawbridge no treat no cheating now you made just wish size splitjoin material kiss but you're just plain will regard with one area normally one splitjoin activates one stay connected to the other ones and to stay connect to the other twos okay let me handle it let me handle it let's first the road the road is simple the road cannot change the split happens exactly where it must be and then this happens exactly as it would does and that's the law this is what shall be okay perfect it's gonna contract that's what I love to see this is what I love to see this is why I am Who I am this is why me am what me do I am smart the biggest smart brain hang on okay just check this just wanted to check just to check something real quick it's fine it's fine it's fine you know why because this is why this is why this is why look at that all right we didn't need that anyway that's why this is not necessary yes yes yes it's all coming together now yes yes yeah yes yes maybe I could hold it there my genius knows no limit no limit has ever been known by my genius my genius is inescapable have you guys ever seen my genius have I showed you my genius have you ever gandered at my genius my genius knows no bounds you all marvel at the mighty sheer power of my genius my genius is unstoppable my John yes I'm over-budget god damn it fine my genius will no no limits why would I don't need one that big it doesn't need to be that big is the thing size doesn't matter the truth that was in front of my eyes all along size isn't everything it doesn't need to be that big guys it doesn't need to be that big it doesn't even need to be this tall it just doesn't need to be that big you can do a lot with a little bit you don't need it you don't need it all you don't need all of it you just need a little of it it's like there's such a thing as too much eyes a minute I see the truth for what it is you don't need it you don't need it it's the thing that's what you know the the the commercials all tell you you need it you need the biggest thing you need you need the hugest one but you don't the magic is you don't you don't need it [Music] [Music] we are no forgot to put all right let's see what you guys got this is awful what have you done whatever you're done no you can't cheat that's the thing you can't do the cheating five I don't I don't have five orphans anymore you don't need it no that's what I was saying you don't you don't need it you don't need this is over budget and you don't need it you don't need the thing there we go that's the way that's the way that's the way that's the way this will work perfectly that's the way that's how you do it that's the way top ninety-eight percent that's terrible that was awful what did that even do for anybody what is this nightmare what is the self-destructing nightmare what is this mud to me what is this I don't even I oh oh oh what is it pulling on what are you bowling you're awful you should feel better it doesn't work oh oh Jesus Christ I can't I don't think all right [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] I don't know how you keep finding new ways to fail oh that's very nice [Music] okay I got my hopes up for why it's very good day hey could this work what is happening here could this actually work no there's no way there's no way there's no way that this is gonna work this won't work there's no way wow that actually worked oh I think I'm good I think I'm this was an experiment and it clearly you guys aren't ready to go out into the world but hey kudos there are an infinite possibility of correct solutions and there are an infinite possibility of incorrect solutions and you have found all of them you found all of the incorrect solutions you've found every one of them thank you for showing me that there there is no hope left well done I'm gonna go cry I will cry I'm going to cry for those watching this on youtube I played this live on Twitch don't go there it's a people there are strange people all right okay bye-bye [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 48min 38sec (2918 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 21 2020

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