WEIRD and/or HILARIOUS | Barn Finders

welcome to barn finders my name is markiplier this is one of those games that looked so goddamn ridiculous is that definitely a copyrighted song hang on wait no stop okay nope stop okay that i literally couldn't not buy it i couldn't tell you the first thing about this game censor that censor me i don't get crude yet you find barns and you scavenge them for what looks like garbage in the trailer just play it right now as i'm talking put the volume down on that or real low some of it is just really looks like looks like garbage right i think it's kind of like storage wars where you be i don't know is this it'll explain itself or it won't you are not [Music] oh what are you doing [Music] [Music] oh this is definitely a copyright song you gotta replace that but i regret nothing about this purchase this is incredible okay all right wake up young and our generator is down okay can you oh my god music can you stop i turned you off hi what's up look work awful hard our vacation awaits your poster here it should work okay i need to collect myself because it is not i cannot lose it this soon okay recycle sure okay is i don't know if i'm supposed to just start recycling everything in my uh in my house just yet but uh probably not hello oh all right cool man uh what did i need to do wha what was uh what was required of me i actually don't remember all right i'm going whatever it was oh well it was beautiful for a second and now i'm looking at this shitty piece of paper get car battery from the car's truck put it into the generator use your computer to find jobs and travel all over america that is god damn gorgeous that's too pretty for what this game is that ain't right i'll tell you what recycle recycle man all this money just sitting around no one's doing nearly enough get out of the way here see this is what i mean like the game seems like it's actually i'm sorry oh weird how that goes into the mystical void that is my uh whole truck but oh okay sure what oh okay we're gonna pretend like that didn't happen got it new mail whatever that means uh well i mean i think i know what that means what is it what did i get a floor i got a whole ass floor on the ground that's usually where floors are no i'm not gonna question it i'm being too hello i found a wall in a trash can that makes sense okay hi edward trafford employee of the month great good stuff all right nice what was i supposed to do next big shelf purchase upgrade tool i don't have that i don't have that how do i have that i do not have enough money from all this recycling that i'm doing so how do i have that oh yeah the computer here we go barnhub you say wow okay item cattle that's scary um antiques i don't know man comics i got something oh well call your mom good one mega enlarge it's not a trick to get it bigger try our winnie bonnie energex pills available now we have more than 18.985 american men amazed by their winning growth barn can you help us i heard there's still a naughty stag at that old red barn could maybe there's money okay you know what sure all right let's do it the red barn okay bye gas travel one good thing i did all that recycling oh my god there's no roads did you just choose not to go on a road or was there are there literally no roads hello [Music] all right i guess we're getting into the game proper now which means i go through this and uh love nest nest of love who you loving here cool i'ma look in your love barn let's explore around and take all sh get to work are you gonna do anything are you gonna sit on that and you're just gonna arrest your loyals by your uh your chicken i don't want to talk to you as a funny thing i actually want nothing to do with you okay am i strong how strong my god i'm so i'm incredible ow wait hold the phone where's the sun there's no sun in the sky it's bright no sun okay i'm gonna go in the barn now i want to run as fast as i can what the hell was that what you're not going to explain that probably for the best definitely for the what am i doing why would i be doing this what is that who are you now [Applause] what is happening what's happening i've never been more scared in my life that explosive barrel it sure does look like it doesn't it okay why is this why is why is this why is this mystical silo being mystical is there someone in there uh you know what i i'm so stunned by this game at every single turn but i am having an incredible time oh i see is that a big old okay not what i intended to do okay there's definitely goodie up there someone get to it and i need one more thing you'll do you you you will do bam okay i think this will do come here you yeah okay wow toilet paper gold toilet paper i uh i deserve that one yeah i deserve that that makes complete sense all right what's uh the tippy top of the nothing okay cool good what what what i love it i love it i'm crying i'm crying i love it this is the greatest game ever made in the history history stand up straight how how how oh my god how no no no no yes no yes there you are there you are friend okay that's all i need i'd pick up in three two one schabowski nice well done hello anybody in here no okay good all right glad i went all the way to the back for absolutely nothing honestly i don't even know what i'm looking for but i'm sure it'll jump out at me when i find it thank you for the easy money thank you yes easy who needs books not me not me at all you gonna work buddy all right cool yeah thanks man man big cobwebs probably big spiders but i'm not gonna worry too much about it usable added one gas love that that's nice why is that something there nah it's just sun rays from the you know sun okay picking that up uh yeah yeah yeah that'll do i don't have a key what do you mean i don't have a key break it open use your big muscles you can get whoa i love him the greatest unsellable i don't care i need that in my life in incredible okay okay i got the key oh rope yeah that'll do keep done deal easy peasy please squeeze me bundle of sticks that's useless oh wow wow uh would you look at that sunny cat a fantastic sunny cat life-size phenomenal taxidermy craftsmanship at his pose standing on a custom wood base yeah no kidding that is stunning okay take this out of there get that there valuable nah all right how that wouldn't have held those well you know what whatever it's not important not not not the priority here not the priority ladder up okay so there is an up there oh what's going on here oh my god oh my god oh my god nope nope whoa a yamaha a jamaha body okay cool good uh can i just climb okay ooh poster comic page oh all right surely love is an inflatable 160 centimeter plastic sex doll produced and designed by frank goat corp since 1967. wow great we'll take that apparently how are they whoa well there she is oh hey bud how you doing wow look at that look at that whoever was doing taxidermy in these parts incredible oh god this is the love shack [Music] okay got it how are still so many items remaining that makes little to no sense during my admittedly i was just a fresh-born baby uh when i first got in here and now i feel like i've leveled up an experience infinitely and i know exactly the depths of depravity that this game is going to send me careening into but also i might not have noticed any items that actually were of value on my first pass-through so uh you know what uh i i'm gonna keep looking buddy i'll keep exploring small yeah i'm gonna do that oh wheelbarrow that that looks looks like a thing yeah joe manure yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay there's at least one more big item left so i just got to find that and then we can moosie out of here i don't know why i'm pressed to be completionist about this i shouldn't be oh oh there it is baby [Applause] okay i've searched everywhere in this barn and i mean everywhere i've looked in every nook every cranny i cannot find what the last item is and i don't think it matters so i'm just gonna get out of here else i'll be here for like i was here as long as i played the whole game just trying to get so just gonna go forget about it human specimen what i will spawn random uh okay cool items nine or ten yeah i don't know where it would have been but okay whatever hey i'm gonna move on to the rest of the game because there's another half of this game about selling all this stuff and i'm gonna haggle i'm gonna haggle with people i'm gonna haggle them up a storm how to run your pawn shop unload the truck by pressing the button on the storage station that's handy use secondary action button to place items on the shelves automatically handy open the shop during the day to start selling items even handier okay push the button boink what the hell did you jump in you okay buddy i'll go to bed i'm done here where's my bed hey i see you up there what are you doing up there stop being up there what are you doing you think you can hide from me how do i i got no junk how can i stacks aha you cannot hide from me you literally cannot hide from me i will find you in the darkness i will come for you at night taking this with me just in case just in case i need it oh look at that i didn't need it at all all right good i got that i don't know what that does for me what just happened over there you wanna run that by me again when ready to go to sleep at the janitor's room am i the janitor just a janitor not that there's anything wrong with that i hate this is my hi i do not want to talk to you i actually really don't want to talk to you going to sleep no one oh okay for once it wasn't a fart that's strange [Music] what a thing to dream about okay new mail good i can't believe we get internet out here click on the client to start selling you can sell decline or haggle for a better price when you haggle don't be too greedy or you might lose some money okay we're open for business we are open hey look at this shop this is looking pretty spiffy oh how did you get here can i help you sir oh but please we have to haggle for it nice i really want it's okay all right you can have it i'm not gonna be too greedy weird agent person but we sold that so that's good welcome to mikko shop [Music] oh man i'm so close to getting both of those ah damn it oh damn it damn it i'm gonna do the axe because i've heard that i can get more scrap from that and then i'm gonna do the light because that's gonna help me find things once i do this job i'm going to be great bid event a new tournament that mikko's bid wars just started let's go to the bridge storage and win this the one around give us tickets to hawaii if you find a car engine there send it cousin kevin okay sure i don't have i just spent my money fine fine i get to go back to the same place i just was at to get more money where's my ax yes please give yeah i know we can but i'm not gonna give me that give me that is that good look at this look at this that's some good whatever hose wire great good stuff love it yeah whatever this looks bad to hit i won't do it then bam wonkas frumpus bam junk this would be bad to hit oh i thought it was gonna but it didn't you know it threw me for a loop there hello uh where's this mysterious item that i wasn't able to get anybody know anybody heard of it anybody know what i'm talking about anybody is it good or bad i have no idea oh was that it black magic manual was that it oh my god there are still so many items how where what and how how how how how how how how where why there's how oh that's how oh got him apparently all right good let's go home hey hey bud let's go home you can mount an item using other items don't want to know about it i guess i go to sleep then so i can sell my stuff i'm gonna put a poster on a wall i can't go to sleep now apparently wow yeah that's good stuff wow yeah good stuff man good stuff wednesday oregon kebab vietnam what okay whatever who wants to buy a hose tank black magic manual which seems really interesting oh my god hi sure let's haggle sounds fair good good good you're welcome you're welcome buddy who wants more we got more i need more money come on we got to get more money come on get the money get the money now i want the money now you better pay me my money no one's paying me any money i don't care i guess we're good there oh hey how you doing hey what's up hey you want to buy something well you know ah yeah oh yeah you can pay that of course thank you for your business i really appreciate it you have a lovely day now have fun with that tank i'm definitely sure it's full of fuel and it was definitely worth that price okay we're going okay yes i like how all of america is that part of america is that a horse that's a tank or was it a horse oh cool hey how you doing well this is all variable okay mikko's special van okay all right uh hi oh your goal is to be the highest bidder you small and big bit i don't have that much money i don't have i'm not like hi your uncle smells like a drunken pig thanks living back with your uncle that's some great news brethren okay all right is there anything on the roofs roofs i'm not ready shut up gotta collect sodi cans oh oh i hear oh oh all right now i'm ready i'm ready now now is when i'm ready migo is a real face of america that six hundred dollars i owe you kick their eggs oh wow thank you that helps a lot i will bid on oh i did win oh i forgot that was me i actually forgot that that's what that looked like but hey suck it all of you you all are terrible people and i hope that you have a lot of traffic on the way back home and i hope your dinner gets burnt in the microwave i did it i did it uncle i did it uncle i did it i did it i did it unk before we go breaking anything let's just make absolutely sure that everything of value is gotten first oh jama engine i can make a drama all right whoa what did i just get that looks explosive and dangerous hell yeah well so far so good am i so good i mean basically usually storage doesn't have basements whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh okay i didn't even know that i needed that for that but i got it okay thank you wow excellent good thing i have a light excellent hubcaps are good i guess probably build a vehicle out of that thanks uncle very strong anyone ever tell you that whoa finish the map oh damn look at all this stuff dude i hit the gold mine dude oh there's more which is very strange oh look at this thing yeah gas dude this is awesome is that a jamahoo wheel i only need one more of those i got a full on jump huh name why can't i take the air conditioner hello hi how are you doing long hard and funny that's what they call me that's what i've been called before many times whoa hi oh yeah engine i needed that okay well that couch looks good can i have it [Music] damn well i mean this is going my oh i love him i love i love him yeah okay i did it time for epic destruction time for me to wreak havoc on this poor poor place sorry sorry sorry i got everything i needed therefore everything is dispensable disposable is that blood hmm that i'm not gonna worry about it looks like i don't worry about hitting explosive barrels okay everything has been destroyed in here i think i got everything pretty sure anyway see you around buddy see you around hey i'll see you around i'll see you around buddy i'll see you around what do i need all the scrap for i have no idea but i'll see hey what up losers hey nerds sounds unusual let's grab some drinks later dude you talk differently on occasion okay let's get out of here we're okay good hey hey that was a what hot way this time what what just happened how did you get how what apparently not important i'm not gonna worry about it because that would take too much brain power all right hey buddy guess who got your engine among other things but you don't need to worry about that hey thanks for the money idiot you know my loser i'm gonna give myself an upgrade yeah whatever man hey thank you for the upgrade gun you can customize your pawn shop build stations to clean repair and assemble okay cool that's what the scraps are for sorry to repair of course that makes complete sense oh okay that was much less fantastic than i thought it was going to be all right i got a cleaning station i don't know what that does drop item to start the cleaning uh where's an item you got an item you had items build a shelf old birdie i can't afford any of it i guess i'll go to bed then the fascinating thing that i'm starting to realize is that this game is actually pretty pretty interesting it's well made it's interesting funny sometimes and uh it's got me talking in a bit more of a draw than usually would do ah what are you doing here don't look at me with that face yeah that one how do i get out hello welcome to my store how are you what would you like radio huh well apparently easy to haggle with you really want it so okay all right you can have it thanks i don't know where you disappear to but please come back and buy more i want to take items from hello hello hello hi hello oh god hi you're back what can i do you for what could do for oh well i can't just let that go all right it's a little much but yeah okay all right thank you come again all right uh this is not floating anymore which is okay there we go okay ah okay i got it hi ho hey okay don't go don't go don't go hey what's up hey how are you doing hey oh man that's a good price but listen we yeah thank you all right hey maybe a little more your final offer hey you know it's okay i get that i get that take it take it off my hands i want you to have it sucker idiot fool two thousand dollars two thousand dollars i gotta clean this [ __ ] this clean yet i can't tell what's there like a specific part of this is dirty object cleaned in 100 okay it's apparently it's done hey what's up hey you're back uh good to see you i i got a fresh cat perfectly clean yeah i gotta do a little more okay good yeah yeah you you gotta do that yeah yeah okay um can i put this on there directly do i put it back in storage or s something hello i did it what else is dirty only the sex doll which is obviously important oh yeah [ __ ] and spam [ __ ] spam [ __ ] and spam hello welcome back hey you back hey i knew you'd be back yeah well that's tough i have to have to ask for more yeah you can pay that good good good okay all right get out of here i know what you want next just give me a second it'll be ready the object is clean baby clean put that back in the old what's him who's it there we go and then i put it here i'm getting oh no sex doll maybe it's too big hey hey you would want that wouldn't you poink oh maxed out i know cool man cool welcome to mikoshop i know there's another place here for the okay build items from parts transfer some storage or drop items by hand how do i do how do i do that how do how do i how do i do that how i guess i just do it by hand [Music] uh [Music] do [Music] okay now you work okay now it's all right there it is wow okay all right that took a long time and a lot of effort to figure out exactly how that was supposed to go but whatever we got it so i think that's enough for barn finders for me it's actually a fun game i'm i'm kind of surprised 9 out of 10. thank you everybody so much for watching if you want to play in the description as always find it on steam or whatever it's oddly enough kind of fun so enjoy it let me know what you thought down in the comments below have you ever found a barn before i don't know tell me i'll probably listen but thank you and as always i'll see you in the next video bye-bye [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

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Length: 32min 17sec (1937 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 18 2021

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