MARKIPLIER LAUGHING AT STUPID CRAP | Jackbox 5: Patently Stupid

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to jack box party pack 5 thank you for joining me you can play this game with me it's called patently stupid what it does is we create a bunch of problems and then we draw a solution to it and then poop jokes ensue dick jokes ensue all sorts of immature humor so if you are of a high brow level of humor please leave now you are not welcome here this is childish humor only only people with a mental age of 7 and below are welcome here so buckle the [ __ ] up here we go this is my ex-wife Lena and together we are about to change your lives Wow that's right Lena we've got a packed room of eight but this room is packed with future millionaires yeah now everybody knows the best inventions solve big problems and to identify those big problems we'll need to do a little market research on your device you're going to receive to fill in the blank prompts type in anything at all now your problems getting sent to the other attendees to inspire their creative masterpieces so let's get to it I think there's something about these announcements that just makes this game hilarious just the way they inflect things some other people that are watching we're just filling in the blanks here but your ethics might be getting in the way of a good idea I've always thought that ethics needed to go out the window when we're playing things like this simply pick the one you want to solve where you bring your designs to life using nothing but a pen and paper okay ran out of paper so you'll have to use some cocktail napkins okay and don't forget to spice it up with a little color all right okay I'm ready for this okay I got it I got it guys and I'm trying to avoid the the default strategy of mine which is just to put dicks into everything that I do so I'm hoping that I can kind of avoid that as much as I possibly can okay so now let's bring it all home give it a title also recommendation to everybody playing in the in the actual game let them do that do the presentation they do the best job on the presentation don't rush me I'm trying really hard okay I got it I got it I got this one whoa damn [ __ ] I'm not too proud of my I don't think mine's the best that it ever was I think I could've done better yourself - this is no time to be shy exactly Lina now let's see those inventions let's see them let's see what we got all right kid moon you got it let's see what you got let them do it Dan clear and watch us work Toby seems like you have a problem you bet I do Lina this happens well I think I've got just the right solution it's just a little thing called yeah that sounds great but what does it look like glad you asked take a look at this all right god damn it mines gonna be crap by comparison oh god here we go present it for me myself whatever look I sure do Lina I just call does it look like well take a look [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] and seen at least you own up to right if you don't have artistic skills you gotta own up do it everyone for you it's just a little thing called yeah that sounds great take a look for yourself without a tab line I'm afraid I just won't remember it draw people's eyes towards your Magnum dong is garbage that's garbage if ever there was one oh you son of a [ __ ] don't do it no don't do it what's it look like glad you asked that's the idea and that's how it's done every think it's a leg each of you has been given some money token give your largest chip to your favorite invention largest your second favorite and so on never stop being me are you telling me to never stop being my height is that what you're saying cuz I will not or I will or I won't I'm not sure which one no let's see which inventions are destined for greatness you'll need to acquire $1200 in capital to not only fund your invention but also net yourself a 500 dollar funding bonus in a successful invention and get double your money back but if it fails they keep your cash let's see how you did [Music] hell yeah hell yeah [Music] [Music] yes I find it do good ones hell yeah instead of solving different problems you all tackle the same this is the situation that rose up the other one put my art into this one I really got to try real hard guys don't mess it up don't mess it up don't mess it up don't ever mess this up Cali you better not mess this up I swear if you mess this up we will all collectively smack ya okay I got it okay I did it took me a [ __ ] but I think I got it here we go all right kiddin moon hey dobe it looks like you have a problem you bet I do Lena my this keeps coming back yeah that sounds well take a look silly [Laughter] but without a tagline I'm afraid it's done everybody well I think I've got just the right my prayers have been answered but oh well take a look silly it looks like some penis scented perfume oh they're gonna save me for last aren't they it's just a little thing called the sequel ooh alright go for it something I like to call that sounds like a perfect solution what's it look like well take a look silly [Music] this looks great Lena but without a tagline I'm afraid I just won't remember it not to worry my easily influenced friend four days it sure will and that's how it's done everybody you bet I do Lina is bad I can only remember things that's the idea and scene we're gonna do this again this is no time to be shy exactly now let's see those inventions all right all right Timothy let's see what you got it looks like you have a problem you bet I do Lena I need a place just for my this that is a problem but I think I've got just what you need it's something I like to call yeah that sounds great but what does it look like well take a look silly but Lina won't forget about this in five minutes it sure will and that's how it's done everybody funny that's not funny that's not funny I sure do Lina that'll be stuck in my head for days darn straight just stop doing well but what's it look like take a look for yourself in my head for days that's the idea and scene you can't bring this on pal she called me anyways long story short okay don't give me that look okay okay fine so I get arrested and they broke my face true story well I think I've got just the right solution it's just a little thing called [Music] look at this oh that's amazing this looks great Lina but without a tag line I'm afraid I just won't remember [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] angry that's a doozy well have I got just the thing for you it's simply called that sounds like a perfect solution what's it look like well take a look silly my brain is bad I can only remember things that have a tag line stuck in my head for days that's the idea great job I think I think just like bad job crosses poor now let's see which inventions fix you in the ass might drive some people wild but for the wrong reasons damn it said dammit I can't believe that one didn't win you simply select don't ruin it don't roll in it good choice oh okay you know what's next [Music] [Laughter] oh I sure do Lina I hate having to do morning that's a doozy well have I got just the thing for you it's something I like to call bad I can only remember things that have a catchy tagline [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] well I think I've got just the right solution and that's how it's done everybody well have I got just the thing for you it's something I like to call my prayers have been answered but what's it look like glad you asked take a look at this Picasso couldn't have drawn it better himself for days darn straight and seen [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] take a look for yourself it's almost like this actually tried to make a product and not focus on the actual sake of Lena I hate having to do this in the morning well I think I've got just the right solution it's something I like to call perfect solution what's it look like well take a look silly Lena but without a tagline I'm afraid I just won't remember it well you're in luck oh boy that'll be stuck in my head for days darn straight and seen oh god I'm gonna get banned I'm gonna get banned so fast thank you for nothing thank you for being horrible horrible people all right Rick boy we're all going to hell Grande provides her own milk and cookies I thought I was gonna I couldn't breathe for a second there and I know that suggests that I'm a horrible person but I literally legitimately couldn't breathe mine is the best one it's legitimate it has almost nothing to do with the penis okay it might have everything to do with a penis it might actually be completely 100% penis it might actually be 200% penis now that I think about this but but wait you'll see you'll see what I got going on it's smart hey Toby it looks like you have a problem sure do I don't think anyway I'd like to think that I'm the best with coming up with the taglines I think that's my strong penis attack with that [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] you tube is watching this I'm sorry I said you do was broken up I just want to be this well I think I've got just the right solution it's something I like to call what's it look like glad you asked oh good I don't know who would want that that's that's not a problem I have I'm perfectly happy with my height but I think I've got just what you need is simply called that sounds like a perfect solution what's it look like glad you asked point your peepers at this oh that's amazing but Lena my brain is bad I can only remember things that have a catchy tagline that'll be stuck in my head for days hey thank you I'd like to think there's no bias in that it's my artistic abilities really got it through there Oh the granny dams where's add the gravy man was good I liked the granny oh I got a pick it okay I got one I'm not proud of what I picked but I picked it okay I did one that wasn't horribly gross I did one that wasn't horribly grandma has nothing not my phone this has nothing to do with Grandma I've got a very clever idea and I'm I don't know I keep wanting to hop up on my stool I think it's just a instinctive thing to be taller [Laughter] why do I make myself laugh I don't know I'm so sorry I'm such a loser I make myself laugh more than anybody makes me laugh but I'm like Ethan there's no one that makes me laugh harder than my own prep everybody hurry up okay hurry up you're a on time pay and out of time I do this that's a doozy well have I got just the thing for you it's just a little thing called yeah that sounds great but what does it look like take a look for yourself in the toilet and scene the problem Jelena but sure do it's simply called my prayers have been answered but what's it look like glad you asked point your peepers at this [Laughter] and that's how it's done everybody it's just a little thing called darn straight and see we done what have we done tie him up and force him to watch I think that's the opposite of the objective were ending here product I've seen well pitched last time and don't make it about poop jokes no penis no poopy sorry I'm I'm not funny I'm not funny no this isn't a band worthy thing this is this is comedy genius this is cleverness this is an invention that's worth it come on peony opa ain't gonna be done in time oh well they ran that time now let's see those invention oh boy here we go all right everybody buckle up hi good name it looks like you have a problem I sure do never know how much - oh good good problem a good problem but what's it look like glad you asked tako that's the idea no no no no no just no you bet I do Lena these are too tall and it hurts my neck to look at them not to do Zee well have I got just the thing for you it's something I like to call okay [Music] [Laughter] that's good that's actually clever that's at not a poop joke there's no penis in here that's actually clever oh oh well okay all right hang on this one mine's not bad in any way I can't remember what mine is oh yeah wait no it's bad well I think I've got just the right solution it's something I like to call my prayers answered but what's it look like glad you asked take a look at this Picasso did better himself oh boy that'll be stuck in my head for days that's the idea and that's how it's done everybody well take a look that sounds like a perfect solution what's it look like glad you asked Oh fantastic design and scene he's one of the people that ran out of time isn't it hard and that's how it's done everybody I like this one because there are some perfectly normal ones things that weren't weird all at all completely innocent there's nothing wrong with any of this it's all fine it's all innocent and there's nothing wrong with any of it that surprisingly I did not think that was get funded yes I need a totally normal hat I really do no I must start a Kickstarter for the totally normal hat very soon be on the lookout for that what do you got why does it have to be I [ __ ] eggs why do you have to get that oh okay I got mine I'm real proud of mine mine's as wholesome as something can be when you can't stop attracting wild penis there we go this is it witsand from attracting this that's a doozy well I got just the thing for you it's just a little thing called that sounds like a perfect solution what's it look like well take a long oh that's amazing but Lina won't forget about this in five minutes and scene oh here we go okay all right you know what you know what I'm gonna I'm actually gonna do this one myself I'm gonna do is one myself okay all right have you ever run into this problem where you always be attracting wild penis any underbrush wherever you go penis left right up down south penis in all directions well let me introduce you to the penis pokeball oh yes all of your dreams are come true when you have the penis pokeball you absolutely instantly take advantage of all those penis popping out of the underbrush and what's the tagline you ask penis I choose you thank you thank you this is such a wholesome street take a look for yourself I can only remember things [Laughter] [Applause] it's just take a look at this hey wait a minute [Music] mine was better mine was better mine can we copy strike Kevin everybody let's get the heaven oh god no no wait a minute my head for days that's the idea and scene no those my idea I drew it better I drew it better I'm new hey hey I drew it better I did better copy strike coppy strike them all I have not met my match my match is not met because I'm better hah hah hah hah hah hah thank you thank you fair fair enough oh really oh [Music] alright well then well that's just a load of bull honky that's a load of bull honky if I've ever seen bull honky in my life so anyway if you want to see more of me laughing like a stupid idiot go check out those sleep and slurp that's what inspired me to do this whole stream cuz I was like this is so goddamn funny I have to keep doing this thank you everybody so much for being here and as always I will see you bye bye bye guys bye [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 4,042,520

Rating: 4.9582944 out of 5

Keywords: markiplier, laughing, jackbox 5, jackbox party pack 5, jackbox funny moments, jackbox markiplier, markiplier laughing, funny moments, funniest

Id: w3Jck1Yn03Y

Length: 39min 35sec (2375 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 19 2018

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