Was I Put in this "Dating Game" WITHOUT MY PERMISSION??

hi I can explain give me a chance I can tell you why I'm playing this game first off this is blush blush this is a game that is an idol game which means it's like cookie clicker you let money just kind of generate for you and you use that to unlock better ways to make more money it's an endless game like that but it's also a dating game you just so happen to be dating guys that have somehow transformed into animals all right now I'm gonna stop you right there I'm gonna stop you right there because you're judging you need to allow me to explain myself this is very important that you listen closely otherwise you're gonna go off on assumptions and you're gonna assume things about me and this game that don't necessarily make sense no second thing apparently I'm in the game now on its surface level you could say like yeah that kind of looks a bit like wait I I mean I need to put my glasses you can kind of be like oh well you know there's a bit of a resemblance but it's not necessarily mark you know there's only a passing resemblance this seems kind of ridiculous it goes even deeper because you have to look at I think the wiki that shows quotes from this character and I don't know about you but that quote there that seems like me now you may be thinking also okay hold on I know you're assuming something else but what did we just talk about assuming things let me explain this I didn't know about this in any way shape or form I did not know that I was in this game and for all intents and purposes I'm not that's just Janeiro youtuber person with colored hair they have blue eyes I don't have blue eyes they're 6 feet tall I'm not 6 feet tall [Music] anyway so it's probably not me but to get to the bottom of this mystery I need to find out exactly if that's me and the only way I can get to that proof and the truth is by getting getting to the point where I can date myself this isn't just an exercise in narcissism this is uh this is an investigation I'm a private investigator so let's date soon furries looks like NIM just wants a refund for it wave a hand I don't know what's happening here I I haven't paid attention to the game since I loaded it up looks like NIM just wants a refund for his zoo admission sounds reasonable for that you're gonna need a job tap on the jobs tabs so I've been turned into a rabbit that's new yes new is definitely the word for it I don't know why I would want to see you all right is that me Wow interesting let's see this all right so that's part of me right no nice hat some sweet glass Sue's not mustache love it nice bag we're just making morph stash here bowtie yes okay that's all we get that's better actually I like that better okay so all right let's get to it hobbies achievement hair-raising Oh reach acquaintances reach frenemy friend-zoned awkward besties crush sweetheart boyfriend lover max lover level I've only heard rumors about max lover level am i a cat that's the one in question this is gonna be hard cuz I have to play through this whole game to get to it so memory album no no reminisce I don't wanna you know what I'm good pass hard pass alright store no store don't work I don't get to the store Oh store don't work okay alright that's good woah most of them are locked right now I guess you're not qualified yet each job takes time blocks to do and you only have a few to spare don't worry once you turn them off you get your time blocks back alrighty seamstress so good great you'll be able to afford that refund in no time there's one more hot tip for jobs if you keep the job active for long enough you learn promotions which means more money in your pocket being employed rules having a job is the best I sure love getting a salary my pension plan just gives me joy let's go back to NIM ok good now that you've got money flowing and I'll teach you about hearts why do I have to work for these sorry sacks of poop that got turned into animals you can give it hearts by chatting receiving giving gifts dating and even by just tapping on the guy a whole bunch chat with them with the talk button then give him a bunch of tapi taps what what what what hi there hi I'm not usually a rabbit I'm not sure why but I felt that was important to be upfront about cool Oh No [Music] ok alright here we go there we go that's what I'm talking about what do these do I'm not oh I'm not sure if it's working I understand if you're out of the shake hands and part ways now it seems like a lot of trouble you'll keep trying great thanks for sticking with me I am one appreciative Bunny you know for someone that was just turned into a bunny you wouldn't usually refer to yourself as that oh I heard diamond up your smart stat and taken to dinner I got to be intelligent enough to take him out to dinner I can't figure out where that [ __ ] is I don't know where the restaurant is I don't even know how to pay you expect me to calculate tip with my level of brain I did dream last night that it turned back into a human but then I got ready for the day and went to work before I woke up so that's a three out of ten would not recommend I'm just gonna keep doing this cuz really good at tapping hobbies never mind whoo each hobby works on improves Oh a top you work on improves one of your stats they each take three time blocks to do so once again you'll need to use your time wisely fortunately you've got enough to do some reading which will make you smart activate your reading hobby while you're working on that make sure you have some free time blocks and we'll take NIM on a date you can tell them anytime blocks you'll have and how many are in use at the top of your screen here they're color-coded for your convenience green means jobs orange means hobbies and pink means dates all right so I gotta stop making money to go on a date and that sounds about right actually dinner ah that's nice that's real nice go again what did dinner what don't moan don't groan just don't do that why would you do that alright finder the chef to prepare me a fancy keratin of the waiter to try and scratch out the word Hasenpfeffer oh that means rabid donuts enjoyed myself you're blushing why are you blushing because it is this it is this the reason you're blushing oh no no no tickle in the bunny I know it's hard but resist the temptation don't know luck do you have anything else to break the curse do we need I don't know a magical sword or a quest or something I'll give you a magical sword all right well then I'm glad for that at least I've never been on a quest but I have a sneaking no I earned a diamond I'm gonna memorize this one I'm shooting it into my brain through my eyeballs I dug in my own garden yesterday and built a den a Warren whatever rabbits build this got to really suck when you get swooped up by a hawk and then just dead it's like oh [ __ ] I should have clicked harder oh god no yeah I really wish that I actually helped you but I'm not gonna frenemy more like more please why are we friend of me that doesn't even make sense I'm gonna status no tickling the bunny Oh wink whatever fine survival why do I need to survive don't you [ __ ] do that ever again don't you do I'm not here for you I'm here for someone else who this is a lot of things to do this is a lot of things to do I'm starting to realize how daunting this task is but it's gonna be worth it because we need to get to the bottom of this mystery I need three more time blocks no I don't go away can I go to the step oh the store does exist oh well I gotta earn me some diamonds well I'll give me some diamonds Oh My gods to get all that's the best deal okay I got to get ten diamonds no 80 diamonds ah oh I'm gonna get that that's gonna be my objective cuz that's a good deal because five times 15 is 75 and that's way cheaper than 50 and then 10 times 15 is 150 and that's 78 diamond savings lone-wolf oh hi Oh Oh God Oh God well on the forest right seen your survival training you're attacked out of nowhere by a sharply dressed bear before she can land a super sick burn a wolf suddenly intervenes okay after a ferocious battle the wolf drives the bear away and looks at you with intense brooding eyes as he licks his wounds he scoffs oh it's you well don't get too excited that bear and I just had some unfinished business why are you looking at me like that with that weird gleam in your eye don't tell me you're gonna keep bothering me Oh F my L hey I wasn't too far off [Laughter] Jhoanna wolf all my boyhood dreams have come true do that I was such a nice little kid you mean dumbass like this hey I got a time slot when did I get that hey sweet you earned them for free about this what I'm gonna get you hey I got some guts you like him pretty cool right now let's go to dinner twice yeah let's do this what salad you don't like it I got a nice rabbit for you Hasenpfeffer like Hasenpfeffer do you like hot send ever Oh let's go again Oh to YouTube whatever shut up I tried really hard at this it's the same place I'm taking all these animals the waitstaff cannot be ok with this by the way I just realized the waitstaff not only did they give the best table of all tables to this strange bear but they're willing to serve us that was terrible the salad wasn't even the worst part he was that waiter that kept asking why wasn't hungry like the wolf I'm glad I bit him huh I hate you for making me laugh I didn't ask for your help but if you want to waste you down bothering me I guess I can't stop you does this mean I'm stuck with you for now well at least part of being turned into a wolf is in the worst part of this anymore mmm if you see that bear again just ask her what you do with all the puppies or last lover butter the awkwardness will drive her off oh god no I don't like that I like that I don't like that very healthy I like healthy let's get me some healthy level 4 healthy how am I gonna get level 4 healthy I don't even know what that means mm-hmm huh seed gift its head take some seed there you go how did you know exactly what I had craving for it's like you could see into my mind and read from a list of requirements I had spooky sure we're gonna go on a boat ride you like boats I bet you like a boat see look ducks you don't kill ducks do you see I'm not yet to the point where I'm completely questioning what I'm doing here I still feel like I'm justified in this and you guys are along with me for the ride now you have to now that you've gotten to this point you have contractually obligated yourself to continue it to the end that's just how it goes I'm sorry I've literally never spent so much time with someone else before so are we gonna keep trying tomorrow great I mean I don't want to tackle this alone but I'm sure you're busy so this works for me all right my word the world is not built for rabbits have you ever tried opening a pudding cup with your paws I want pudding so bad okay what are you doing I'm not using my time correctly am i give me some money well this is just what I'm doing now so that's too many hearts I don't even feel like it Oh I ate a bowl of tricks oh you can just talk to him oh that's that's so much better oh don't loan don't grumble don't groan oh you can reset oh yeah like new game+ i knew that was a part of idle games I've always been a fan of that interesting look at that [ __ ] ball on your quest to find all the transformed buoys you decide to look in the ocean but it turns out that being in water is the leading cause of drowning and you begin to sink you yell for help and a lifeguard rushes to your rescue pulling you from the briny deep ha gotcha he says in a dramatic fashion rest easy you'll safe now sorry it took me more than four seconds to save you I'm only half the lifeguard out once wolves that's when you notice that your lifeguard is an enormous chicken that's when you would notice that the lifeguard was an enormous [ __ ] it's one of the guys you cursed looks like this is your chance to save them rescue yeah that's your vote no that's not your voice hey hey wow it looks like you got lots to do and not a lot of time you need more time blocks you're in time blocks from achievements one time block for every five achievements you can also buy them with a store with diamonds here I'll show ya Wow here's what happens since your loveable I'll give you a freebie oh there you go there are lots of super cool boosts and stuff to buy in the store so take a look around enjoy right okay cool great I've got more time blocks yes yeah so you think you can help honestly I just appreciate the effort they were less in his helpful at the hospital telling me I should see a specialist at the KFC well why would I be so bad that's stupid screw you hey you want some veggies I bet you do I bet you do I bet you do I'm more money I need more money that's what you sound like stupid alright I'm gonna take you on level six healthy alright let's go to dinner that's it right yeah that's him right now what do you have butt cheeks on your neck look at that he's got butt cheap Nick don't bill me look they took Hopsin feather off the menu for the rabbit I can't listen it might not be chicken it might be duck I'd be fine right why do you care I guess you should care I probably care I wonder what I'll care about when I find myself I did it did I do it level six healthy I'm just so used to ordering the chicken it's clean protein delicious what a disaster how's your fault not mine yeah it's too bad play blush blush for one day three days one week one month a year who's gonna do that who the hell would do that I wouldn't do that I'm not gonna that's gum this is my life now Hey look at that what neck what neck unless those are a sweet pair of tits [Applause] I've been posed he/she had to help you seem pretty stand up publish them really ready to deal with being a chicken but I'm ready to buckle down and fix this okay except I just really wish you could have turned me into something a little less edible Wow I got a diamond oh yeah so I'm out I see I'm a mom too I'm a rooster but this chicken ain't calling in sick that's not how this chicken rolls I've officially said the word chicken too much all right whatever look I can't afford a coaster oh I can't I can't afford a coaster okay I can afford it we're going on a coaster going on a coaster wahoo wait reach max lover level with NIM wait did I reach max lover level when did I reach max lover level once I helped did I when did I reach max lover level what oh my oh my I um I maybe will sit out the next ride I mean I'm sure there's probably a rule about rabbits and rollercoasters that were unaware of but are safe than sorry oh no I just got a click on you a whole bunch don't I well whatever here we go banker nothing to about to do it I got to reach max lover level apparently I don't know how I did that but thanks love her level indeed why am I doing this I know I'm doing this you know why I'm doing this there's a mystery afoot and I'm gonna solve it yeah I'm gonna solve it I'm gonna solve it yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna solve it but did not you say that in order to break the curse you want to try a kid what I didn't say what oh well sure I mean it's for the medicinal purposes right I guess we can give it a try so we have to kiss well okay I mean it's for medicinal purpose you lean in for a smooch and there's suddenly a shower of sparkles and bubbles transforming the rabbit into mostly not a rabbit progress hey look at that that's horrifying that's awful whoa that's awful I keep looking down and realizing that I'm mostly human again now that is definitely a unique relief to experience all right look I bet this radish into the shape of a heart what a coincidental coincidence care for a bite nope I'm good ah what happened where am i great karaoke SPCA volunteer and gaming I'm a gamer look at me gaming I wonder at what point it would be better to get a bonus I wonder at what point it would be better to get a bonus because I need it I need to find the most I'm good at clicker games I am but this this has time gating stuff here that I can't get around oh well nothing to it but to do it I guess boat ride huh well I can't afford that cuz I am poor all right what am i doing for the next one outgoing okay let's just focus on outgoing after these all roll over roll over let's talk hey how you doing okay I got this let's focus on outgoing let's get some money rolling I don't have time blocks well let's get that moola going oh guts and healthy oh I didn't realize these had oh the same requirements for getting ah interesting okay it's time to buckle down and get serious about this I've been real lackadaisical but by now you know that you're in this for the long haul and let me tell you this is going to be a long haul so just sit down go up and get ready because it's going to be a long haul hey what did I get made duster who only requires one block it doesn't make a lot of money but it only takes one time block well that's great I needed something like that just to bide my time and it'll get promoted quickly that's great that's just like I always have that on kind of deal huh what did I get I got more time I don't know what I did what did i do Weaver fever does I mean I don't know i don't think i reached match max lover level i got mistaken for a shuttlecock yesterday and we got whacked around for a set i feel like there's a joke in there somewhere but I've got several concussions and I'm not on my a game that's hilarious all right bow ride time all right what you're gonna eat those ducks oh no you're shaking off water I thought you were about to eat those ducks all right we have made no progress and we've made next no progress on getting to the end of this I might I might have to put some money into this I'm not saying I have to there's no reason that anybody has to put money into a free-to-play game that defeats the purpose what because I have an objective and it's gonna take a long long time to get to it I might have to do that let me just go a little longer without it but let me let me just be like I might have to do that bonus maybe that would be worth it I don't know at what point is it diminishing returns I really don't know are your ears red I don't like that why are your ears engorged and I went in 3-2 last night I crept to your window and contemplated mauling you but knowing my luck you've probably loaded with gluten or something so he's really really your concern is the gluten in me I recommend you figure out I break back I recommend how you figure out how to break that curse sooner rather than later sorry my voice is weird for a second reach the next stage with Volks among the blossoms folks gives you a rare smile all right all right don't get all touchy-feely on me you're good people now get out of my bubble all right hey it's me again looks like your progress is slowing way down luckily I've got the trick to the stats tab see this section called reset well it resets your game but in exchange you get a big speed boost called your boost this will make the next playthrough way faster all your dates jobs and hobbies get sped up big-time your reset bonus grows every time you go up a relationship level with a guy so longer you wait the better the bonus if you're set now you'll double your speed the next time you play and don't worry your time blocks and diamonds won't be affected I'm not that mean when you feel ready go for it maybe I should maybe maybe you're right about something there you know what I'm gonna do it I'm doing it screw you oh oh oh god what have I done oh god no oh yeah I actually get to see what the hell happened okay widespread panic with your reckless water disbursement what's with a distinct sense of deja vu you were filled you'll fill the determination what oh god no oh god no alright I gotta get a job apparently oh that is much faster oh that is much faster what did you just say to me yeah oh the dates go faster too oh yeah I bet like towards the end of it the diminishing returns of that or like the exponential growth of the time horizon would be absurd at a certain juncture emoji level too smart you're gonna see haha you're gonna see you're gonna see I'm gonna show you you're gonna see all right total bonus 0.01 well that's nothing all right whatever I gotta give me some good hey hey what's going on oh so good just cuz you're such a Baca issue doesn't mean I like you it is much faster I get it now like I get is much faster it is faster and I like that and I'm gonna have to reset this a lot to be able to get to the end I'm hoping that I don't have to put money in it I shouldn't have reset I shouldn't have reset it's it's what it was a trap cuz like I'm not getting as much bonus as I was before at these certain levels so it was clearly a trap there you are I found you your rooster I know rooster when I see one I know rooster and you are rooster also for dinners for dinners that's a lot of dinners come on you were and every time you're gonna order the same thing you stupid rooster wants to go on a coaster you do bunny you think I just be able to like tell them hey I know you I know you like so intimately why don't you just let me fix you by kissing you and maybe more oh well there we go how much said give me oh that's not enough stupid okay I got a really wait on the next one or else I'm never gonna be able to get what I need it all right there we go next level on that one no I just need to take you for some boat rides okay you need boat how much boat ride cost 550 oh yes you much money here we go again it's a be out on the road again I think this is like gonna take days I think that's the idea here is that this is gonna take days to get to the character that we're trying to get to I just know that's what it's gearing up for but I'll get there I'll get there oh I'll get there next level next level yeah got it next level maybe I'm so good so dateable bow ride oh look you're swimming with the duck O's oh so cute oh look at you you found a new purpose in life that's so cute oh that's so cute that's okay it's not that cute it's kind of cute it's not that cute I'm debating if I should perhaps I should not put money into this I probably should since my ears are still so soft but now I can pet them with my own hands I'm really fuzzy huh what happened oh boy one second little lightheaded being around you gets my heart racing Eva vad är my lingering rabbit human DNA don't talk about your DNA to be oh oh my god one night is for your weekly karaoke extravaganza you're right in the middle of your favorite Rhapsody when a fabulous pegasus takes the stage with you [ __ ] this is my jam Galileo even though I'm sorry you and the Pegasus proceeded to nail every note and bring down the house it's only later that you remember the pegasi aren't real it's one of the cursed boys when you offer to help the Pegasus laughs well if turning me into a fabulous horse was your convoluted plan and taking me out on a date mission accomplished you delicious little marshmallow I was not too far off careful don't sneak up all by me I'm told I might kick unexpectedly it's too risky even I'm not gonna do it consumed 10k how dare you get out of my house dinner what not different about you and human dinner what the hell what happened to you what do you think you are don't ever talk to me again all right Linton Roller I can at least afford that there you go a lint roller I'm gonna bury this that's actually a good thing dummy read a wiki sometime bacca bacca de su I'm out there I'm not gonna lie I don't even know what the nude is for way to begin you lose huh you've reached the next stage with Kelby oh you're out for a low-impact Trek he'll be squawk laughs and one of your dumb jokes oh man I can't believe how often you make me laugh hey listen no matter what happens next you and I good just wanted you to know that I'm okay with lean chicken it's fine super sad note I don't want to get all weird on you but I think I make a pretty handsome [ __ ] why do you actually have voice acting let's just go to dinner I don't like the way you're looking at me I don't like it don't hit me with those eyes those eyes know I'm not having that well so what's wrong with your neck what's going on there what kind of gory you got going on there you have a thyroid problem look at that [ __ ] you're next wider than your shoulders oh my god wait there's something horribly wrong with your neck I'm only just noticing and now because we've been on this dinner for so long also how are you grabbing that martini you can't grip with your you can't top I'm uncomfortable I don't want that date a horse 0.45 a I'm doing good y'all go on some coasters you don't do that here let's go on coaster Wow you should buckle up that is not safe all right oh no I need for the next six level 16 gamer coaster almost kill me let's do it again let's not I'm not sure I understand the whole consumed 10k thing I can't give you a gift so I don't know what you want exactly wait I've been petting my fur backwards on purpose it reminds me that there are no good boys in this world there are only dogs leading the blind bad Volks no tree for you try to tell me you were fapping or something have I consumed enough how do I consume money for you sir oh all right got you well it's got to do what a wolves gotta do yes yes yes the moon is super interesting right now so shiny I want to bite it okay well that doesn't know that was a long way to go for a whole lot of nothing what do you mean by 10k I don't know what 10k means what do you want I'm about to kiss this wolf it's the only thing on my mind right now no that's not weird I'm gonna I'm gonna kiss this wolf mostly just cuz I want to get my stats up so I can get a bigger boost I'm not gonna I'm not gonna reset for a good while I'm not gonna reset for a good while so I got to make this good I got to make the boost good not kissing the wolf I can't make kissing the wolf good that's weird and the interest of full just closer to the answer is yes I can currently lick myself and the temptation is surprisingly difficult I wish you would stop talking forever maybe I have to consume ten thousand dollars in like one go let's try this I only needed 10 veggies did that work God what do you want for me consume 10 K consume 10 K what what does consume 10 K I can I'll eat whatever you want me to eat I guess alright here's what I'm gonna do here is what I'm going to do I am gonna let this play in the background pretty sure if I just let it run in the background yeah it'll keep going it'll keep oh oh yeah see that's pretty good so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna turn the music all the way down can uncensored what let this go in the background record something else and I will come back to this when it is time to move forward only efficient with my time I'll see you in just a bit okay I'm back I've recorded a different video but I've also made a lot of progress my karaoke level is very high I would I forgot to turn on gamer but I've got a lot of money which means that I can take NIM out on that weird dinner which I can do you we're gonna go out on a dinner a very expensive dinner and I don't know why your ears are weird oh it's gonna take a minute boo boo boo what kind of dinner takes a minute what kind of conversation needs to be had for a minute boo you want a date with me and I just like I'm sitting across the table like boo hurry up I got a life to live let's get on with it we did it four thousand that's pretty good that means hey hey Oh what big ears you have all the better to hear you with I'm getting hit on by a lot of furries on the plus-side furries are surprising and pleasant and charming floors I'm not gonna make a judgment call about furries here so I'm just gonna let that one slide I'm not sure about the charming flourish thing I don't know if anyone's a charming flirter never never talk to me ever again Carnivale hey that looks familiar everybody hold the phone here there's something going on here I'm not too sure about seems like a thing that I've seen before okay dates done you've now got oh my god you've got so much left to go why do you have so much left to go wait wait consume 10 K what does that mean what I but I did it okay I'm gonna need a few gestures to prove you're good we'll start by rubbing your tummy patting your head and licking your elbow okay sweetheart we can hang teehee I'm such a plea word all right cool wanna know what a gay Pegasus eats it's hey Wow look at that I got all this stuff let's learn you need herbs so I'm gonna give you herbs and I'm sure those are herbs herbs yeah you wanna go on a coaster way too many times here we go coaster yeah you're gonna die oh you can fly no you're fine so I have to take you on ten boat rides on ten boat rides ten that boat would capsize you are a horse horses weigh how much the horses weigh a horse can weigh 840 to 220 pounds that's a lot of pounds so let's just say you weigh I'm gonna be generous you weigh a thousand pounds that boat would capsize I don't care if you can fly you ain't flapping those wings in here you'd blow those ducks right out of the water I have a funny feeling it tricked me on that first reset it tricked me it I think it gets exponentially less bonus so longer you go for your first one I think it's I think it tricked me it tricked me to do it I won't be tricked again I should not be tricked why do you need so many of these how much how much oh my god oh you need less I'm gonna I'm gonna go for you but this is a more more important level up I guess nothing to it but to do it like this is just one of those situations where you just do it nothing to it but to do it so I'm gonna do it I'm gonna waste money on it now when I can brute force my way through oh I'm gonna beat this with efficiency hang on I'm going to change something here since I don't think right click does anything in the game or we're gonna do no that's not right all right there we go so you're saying we should try kissing fine but this better not have been some ruse or weird fetish I'm not above biting faces well here goes nothing he's the next stage with Volks so we got a kiss for this to work lame all right here goes suddenly there's a sheriff sparkles and bubbles which reveal a broody and still somewhat fuzzy guy Wow look at that and I'm back to normal ish at least my junk isn't fuzzy anymore yes I can tell that right away is honestly a lot further than I [ __ ] need you to get no offense all right well great now I just gotta get you to the next level only I can make the scroll wheel just be left click I can't seem to rebind the scroll wheel so I would just let this sucker fly more time unlocked yes all right I'm gonna I can't do it with a macro so I might as well just do with a mouse clicker so clicks per second ten clicks per second let's try 25 just see how that goes let's give her a try here ah that's good okay good hopefully doesn't have any sort of software that's like you can't click that high there's no way all right let's crank this up a little more let's go for 50 clicks per second try that there we go that's what I'm talking about that's what I've been talking about my entire life alright let's crank it up let's go ridiculous 500 clicks per second to death yeah we're buddies alright oh we're buddies there we go 13 gamer I can't click those to victory all right let's go as ridiculous as possible let's go 5000 yeah I knew that was not gonna work alright so 5000 is too much what about 1000 now we're reaching some kind of theoretical limit here all right let's try 750 oh it works alright hey what do you need you need six dinners six dinners the promise my smartness is not very high that's my problem a milli a million a million ten thousands 10,000 seeds are you joking me 10,000 seeds oh my god that's so many this is feasible but my god okay you know what now that I've got this I'm just gonna come back in a bit I'm gonna let this ride out again oh you're about to level up let me just get that real quick I guess guess I'll keep cheating there you go I see the two Assassin's I sent to kill you have failed very well let's make peace okay a handshake with poison okay never mind I'm bored now let's go beast movies you're a neat person and I like your slash you're promoted to bestie you know let's go get some macaroons I'm dying for sugar today alright so I'm gonna come back to this but now I've got a path to the finish I really don't want to give him money because remember I'm outraged they used my likeness without my consent get to the bottom of this I'm not gonna give him money either I'm not gonna do it I won't do it okay I'm back in the saddle for a sweet update um what did I get I have no idea Ashley oh I'm a registered nurse well that sounds pretty good that's also seems like a lot of money fifty per second wait that's actually not that much better it's just takes a long time to get that chunk of money alright so we've gotten more healthy for this for this reason right here yeah we're gonna get there soon are we oh yeah what about this well nevermind here this this thing this is what we're gonna do ten coasters you why do you want 10 of everything you suck kind of you suck that's what you get oh my god how long does it coaster take oh let's go to coaster ten times yeah it's gonna coaster ten times that sounds great a laser I can't afford to give you a laser oh my god okay ten iced creams I can do ten ice creams that I can do let's just go for ten ice creams how much is it but okay I can still afford that that's fine let's go on a freaking boat ride for 90 seconds you're pushing it you're pushing it you are okay and that's done so now we just got to get through this yeah all right we're closing in on it yeah Wow indeed I know very impressive I have been known to be extremely impressive oh okay yeah all right yeah I'll still be friendly I just want to be more than friends gray ears make it hard knock Eve drop on others I mean I'm hearing some grazy gossip like real tell anova telenovela stuff is that so I care so deeply about that all right is there anyone else I can get level 13 gamer and thousands aids how much would that even cost a million that would cost a million you needy prick so what do I need let's get to gamer let's just focus all on money-making and gamer doing yeah there we go nurse yeah all right so I'm gonna I'm gonna let this lie sit back I'm gonna get that money and I'm gonna get that game or I'm gonna get you to the next stop that's what we're gonna do all right you feel me okay you feel me you feel me all right we're gonna get there all right be back we back in it we back to win it we are a level 13 gamer we are not gonna get to level 16 any time soon so I'm gonna pass on that Oh any more time blocks do I I'm making good buku bucks but not as good as it could be all right so what do I need to do for you ten thousand still kosta I'm never gonna be able to get that Ally maybe I could do the dinners need six dinners I can do this this one I can do I'm hoping I could do that one but I don't think I can do that one okay let's go on dinner that many times all right cool here we go okay got it nailed it here we go boink all right so that's done I just need to get you four coffees just four apparently I can't do through five levels eleven confidence which is 20 seconds away so let me just wail on you for a good bit I'm gonna wail on you let's talk yeah let's talk yeah we're good whatever you said I like that you keep saying words at me you say words so good I've never heard a word Sayer as good as you you words so good new good so word word up am i right am i right I am right that's gonna take a while sunset to the worst lazy old Sun moonlight abuzz for me yeah well maybe you weren't too different from a puppy after all I think I got a reset more I think maybe it wasn't a trick I think I just got a reset more because I don't know if I got more diamonds for going through the same thresholds as I got before I'm not sure maybe I did maybe that's how you get diamonds cuz otherwise you can only get so many diamonds right need more diamonds I'm not gonna buy I'm I'm gonna reset after I get this threshold I think there's no way I could get that and that that's to expand even the lasers too expensive I can't afford a laser it's 680,000 I've never gotten that I can't afford pies will you think a coaster that's so much money stop distracting me I gotta get this done but there's gonna be a video 12 hours in the making but I'm gonna I'm gonna forget to do it sha Boesky got it poke you hard alright got it sucks cuz I do sucks no I can't God I'm gonna take this 2.36 oh but 2.36 if I can get another one it would be a lot right it would be very helpful how much does a boat ride cost for oh there's no way I'm not I'm gonna take this we're going for it let's do it doing it here we go gotta go again cuz it's just like I don't I there's no way and a certain point it would become literally impossible again deja vu curse bunny hey bub are you doing let's good job let's get those going pop that bad that's how we do all right we're gonna talk there we go easy peasy all right got it level to smart you know I got this dinner we're going for it go easy easy peasy aha there you are got you skip that era toodle Scootaloo it's not giving them more diamonds I want more diamonds yeah where's my diamonds you're good okay all right you like boat right i like boat ride we all go boat ride you want a veggie I'll give you a veggie there you go you want what do you want hearts I give you horns and she boasts key got it okay cool this is great and skip okay gotcha hey wow look a [ __ ] okay here we go you're gonna go on a coaster huh yeah you are here we go coaster oh look at that time flies when you're having fun I got the Unicorn yeah I got the Unicorn okay got it got it got it okay how we doing 31 hey that's pretty good you know maybe we won't have to do too much in Sandy maybe we could start over sooner than I'm thinking we could I bet we can alright I think the strategy is to reset as many times as possible because that's what that's the only thing that could possibly get me closer to the end here because otherwise it's just gonna take forever and be physically impossible because I'm right on money limited I'm not quite heart limited because of my perfectly sound strategy here but I am money limited so I got to make sure I get around that somehow you know what I'm gonna what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna loop through this a few times at the early level to see if it will help at all and then if it doesn't and I screw myself over which I don't think the game would be designed to do that it's probably a very linear or not exponentially it's probably exponential but probably fair so anyway I'm gonna loop through a few times and I'll be back once I get a higher number okay so I went through it a couple times more than a couple times I'm at eleven point two two and I'm back up to roughly where I was before these names are weird by the way I've never mentioned that but the names are weird but this person is at this stage this stage this person still needs a million this person is somewhere along line uh but what am I do now is I'm gonna leave this overnight I've got eleven point two two which is a good bit that's a good bit yeah that's good so I'm gonna leave this overnight I'm gonna let it go and I've got it set for gamer caring and passionate which are the next three things and I don't know how far it's gonna go overnight but hopefully it'll go pretty far cuz these aren't taking all that long now that I've got all this boost I got back to this point in like 20 minutes so it's going pretty good I found that there was a diminishing return the if there's a minimum amount so basically I was able to play through the first five minutes over and over and over again to get point three added on to my bonus each time point three one actually but point three so what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna leave this overnight and I'm gonna come back in the morning see you tomorrow I just woke up oh I had this leaning on my macro button for clicks I have seven point three nine million that's less than I would have had but I put most of my emphasis on stats gonna hear anything oh yeah there we go area okay how'd the hobbies do that's not bad that's not bad at all I need to switch this to that I need to switch all these because they're gonna take hours I don't have hours for that [ __ ] actually you know what I'm gonna take out this and this cuz that's not gonna happen before I reset it I'm definitely gonna reset before that okay sorry I'm waking up I'm trying to remember exactly what I was doing okay um yeah reading that okay that all makes sense I've got new jobs this one helped me haha my 7a briefs to take seven that's so many I like having the the cheaper ones going but they're pretty upgraded by now so I guess I got to focus on the ones that are not upgraded Oh screw you okay so have money and I'm getting that upgrade so that I can get the promotion for it because there's achievements with promotions and I've gotten I guess I haven't gone oh I did get I got level eight no I got level seven of that i unlock the teacher in the barista I need one more achievement to get another time slot which would be really cool uh save up 1 million in cash that's awesome blush blush for one day why haven't I gotten that yet I feel like you're sort of good in this let's get these going here alright now what am I not gonna need oh [ __ ] I've unlocked two new characters hot tits ok I'm one away no I'm two away god damn it I'm two away from where I need to be any 29 passionate there's no way there's no way I can't oh my god ok whatever it's it's fine ok so the first thing I'm going to do I'm gonna get you a laser I'm gonna take you on a coaster ten times but to do that I need there's no way that's gonna happen it's it's just good that I unlocked it you know what I mean I'm gonna get the this the quicker cheaper one's going I'm gonna get you a laser cuz I can afford that boom what I'm sorry do you think that just because you're a horse you get to disrespect me like that I gave you a laser I'll shoot it in your eye you stupid crap that's you that's what you look like you stupid I just realized that we've mainly acquainted who you look with tell me something about yourself are you indeed yaoi no I was met a humor you see breaking the fourth wall is a fun ride and divisive works eviction right okay hey I got more uh more time oh dude now it's like that that's totally readable and definitely better why wouldn't they have just made the bar smaller and stacked them on top of each other so I can see them properly and not have to guess alright whatever it's fine 45 hammock so I dunno why does anything need 45 mimics that's so ridiculous okay whatever I might be able to get that I don't know if I have enough money for 45 hammocks cuz hammocks cost 150 so 10 of them would be one point five four of that would be six I'm close I I think I could make that but let's see I still need to spend a Milian you cuz this arguably this level is better so let's spend a milli oh that gave two hundred thousand I didn't need to have the click spammer on you well whatever you already clicked up so good Oh Carnaval yeah about Carnivale oh god yeah yeah indeed a bull [ __ ] then I haven't done vote for warmups I haven't eaten breakfast I haven't done nothing I literally rolled out of bed and came over here which is cool cuz I haven't done that since my World of Warcraft days I used to like roll out of bed and just log on and do my dailies or whatever it was and rather Lich King because I wanted the fishing stuff and a few other reputation yes so we got a truck usin to change back righto I was worried it would take trans-fats or something let's do it oh you just got feathers behind your that's fine mostly be feathered guy appears well that's a little weird that's a little coincidental that your your team jersey has a giant [ __ ] on it alright so you need two pies a lot of love wow wow wow we you i got guts for you i don't even know why i got guts for you okay so let's do saw i don't think i'm gonna get the money maybe maybe i don't know i might get the money it just depends on if i dedicate more to the jobs cuz i've got a lot of jobs right now so I just have to dedicate the time to it but I haven't dedicated the time to it whatever it's not important it really is not that important the important thing is that we're getting better for the bonus but I want a big beefy bonus before I will have to reset again even though I've done this overnight I'm I am an after reset again but I want a big beefy bonus and I want to make as much as possible pies are 205 coaster costs 640 yeah and then we need a lot of this stuff and let's unlock the new characters let's do that first let's unlock them because I think that's more important to see what's gonna happen okay anon are ain't on you decide to try searching the Internet's for information on the manimals you cursed manimals you grab you grab see it at an internet cafe and start internetting but after a few quick searches you realize you've accidentally hacked into NORAD oh oops a mysterious message pops up on your screen from a hacker called a non you congratulate you on your leet hacking skills that should to be spelled l33t hacking skills and calls for a truth yo stranger and your hacking skills they're dope tickle me impressed truth I can you believe you beaten the best time even as I was trying to stop you that kind of hacking demands a point to celebrate this is not this is not right Scottish let's go I'm not the computer just in Freudian don't mind me affliction you look up and are surprised to see a lemur we're here expecting to see something more human a little boys you cursed this affliction is your fault Oh at least you didn't turn me into a frog long lonely story the other one names unknown the Bible with by the by ways so talking gave a hundred and seventy that's so many that's so many why is it so many that's so many let's go on fifteen dinners Wow on your phone huh okay 15 dinners God is there any greater Richie is there any greater achievement mankind and unlimited free bread there's nay I checked it's not like I can do a Scottish accent anyway but now that I'm tired like I just woke up I'm definitely not gonna be able to do it oh it's just sunglasses goes oh my god four million I don't think so alright boat ride let's do the boat ride cuz we can do that oh my god well if you weren't blocking my view maybe I could see something nice 1.75 that's good but I want a lot more I'm already at like 11 and it's additive not multiplicative and I'm getting more diamonds ooh also I wanted to mention the thing I'm gonna get with my diamonds is I'm gonna get this temporary 48 hour boost it's only 20 it's like it's such a racket like 10 gets you double 15 get to 420 gets you 8 though like that's that's nuts and apparently you can get multiple of those so if I can get 40 diamonds which I have no idea it's just like depends on how high I can get these guys up but if I can get 40 diamonds that's nuts okay good first I don't have many people how and money to be one I mean if you don't make a big deal out of it just go don't go running off to update your Facebook's at whatever it's annoying you own a diamond that's good I need one more alright sunglasses I'm not gonna give you those but you might be able to take on this coaster boy heart that's not good yeah that's not good that you're clutching your heart like that I think you might actually die ah I I really don't want to disappoint you but maybe I haven't been clear I'm allergic to rollercoasters we should definitely consider not really doing that again well you know I don't care what you think cuz you're stupid I'm smart now this is a harrowing journey this is a harrowing adventure because I don't just have to unlock the character that I am apparently I have to get that character the point where they turn human to even show that it's somewhat me so I'm not sure if you're looking for a boyfriend but it just so happens that I've been looking to be a boyfriend do you want a boyfriend yes I mean what a great coincidence I'm really glad that worked out for everyone yes starting to get used to the stairs and Sun looks I'm pretending I'm some sort of rabbit based celebrity at least you get an achievement for all of these let me unlock the next new character calculate how much do calculators cost not that much I mean a lot but not as much as I thought it was gonna be and I might be able to afford that which would get me to the next big threshold ooh that's new okay one day while you're out looking for more guys you see a cat stuck in a tree thinking it might be one of them you scramble up to save it not noticing a giant blue bull waiting at the base of the tree my friend the boy else was surprising clarity you have saved this kid when I could not you are truly brave and wonderful Garrett is happy to meet you you must forgive the air it he was not always so how do you say full of bull but he is now and he must accept his kit and rescuing days are over thank you again for your heroic deed so obviously the cat isn't a guy but the bull is he quickly climbed down and explained the situation huh we must become friends to break this magical curse daddy scares favorite thing to do let us begin this friendship now ah did you dare it is always pleased to see you does not even need a half a moment to consider alright great I don't have 21 confidence I don't have 16 smart but I do have 20 diamonds which means that I can buy an 8 x boost which is a lot and that might get me there faster I think this is the best use of my diamonds better than jumping ahead in progress because for 48 hours which is the time period I have to really get this gun and I'm willing to commit to it I have to make this happen I basically have just today to make this happen so I have to do the boost and it seems the most effective right there's this there's this bundle for 230 that would do eight seven a skip and fifteen time blocks but I don't have 230 and I don't think I'd ever get to 30 there's no way you'd get that naturally in the game consumable boosts boy yeah there we go okay so now I have an eight oh eight times that boost eight times eleven really oh my goodness gravy eight times eleven are you is that Oh a thousand per Oh okay what do I need I need passionate and I need confidence okay I'm getting confidence I'm working on passionate oh [ __ ] that's way more than I thought it'd be that's way I knew it's gonna be a good idea I knew it I knew it was a good idea okay I need 16 smart I have Alfie I've caring that needs smart as well you need calculators I need money so who needs healthy did someone need healthy okay you have healthy so let's take off healthy for now because I want to make more months let's get you calculators wait let's make sure this is the most effective use of my months you need confidence that's gonna happen now that before that was not gonna happen now it might happen okay you're gonna get as soon as smart rolls up which shouldn't be long another minute you're the cheapest one right now for these calculators Wow holy crap oh my god look at the talk button oh that's so much better look at that holy [ __ ] okay gift calculator go for it how much does a carnival cost two point seven yeah we can do that we can make that happen but let's let money build up first you're basically done now so I just need to take you on the Carnival and then this is a big threshold big threshold alright here we go big threshold coming up oh man that speed that boost was so worth it okay so I I would like to kiss you I kiss you like for real this time and uh if we want to do more than kiss this is just for the curse for magic Oh No I'm not usually much for selfies but it's a new picture to make sure you don't forget about me see you good suit everybody avert your eyes oh that's not so bad but I don't want to unlock uncensored mode I just don't ok I don't want to do that it's fine and you're fully human and you look like you'd use a nuzzle and I am an accomplished Nosler never say that masquerade what the hell that's good oh my God look how expensive that is why what happened to you you greedy bastard if you'd be insisting on pestering me you can stick around but be warned that I'm still playing in my revisions that I'm still playing in my revenge and it'll be a sight to behold when I knock it good we're on the booth on the same page grab a controller let's give all right cool I got another diamond perching on the toilet is my lease new least favorite thing okay boat ride I can get that cuz these are still dirt cheap for some reason woosh woosh woosh woosh why are the fish coming up to take a pic of you the koi fish now fifty nine thousand followers and a lot of creepy fan art in the 4chan the internet didn't let me down today the Internet let me down right now there is always pleased to see you alright whatever let's go to dinner Wow again the neck it's just a lot of neck problems going on with these man Des Moines and why are none of these manimals drinking danimals what's what I don't understand oh well sorry man that went up quick okay confidence and it's gonna be a bit for that sunglasses I just don't have the money for it coasters cost a lot sunglasses cost a lot yeah I might have capped out on those but the good news is times eight on these things is way more like that's this boost is now 2.5 times 8 which is 20 20 more times speed which is more than I had even last night in one go but let's see if I can push this a little more because I just need to get confidence and I need to get smart did you you're fine on this yeah yeah you're you're good I just need a little more smart which I'm gonna get in a minute and 20 and then I've got you on that stage I don't know if I'm gonna get more diamonds cuz like it's really hard to get diamonds naturally you have to get you get one per these levels so theoretically there's one two left there three four five six in the a 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 and then those guys so I could get a couple more boosts which would be really cool I could get I could get some more boosts a but I need to I need to have more more diamonds which means I got to reset more times which means I got a lot of things Oh confidence gonna take a while for you right now shoving the corn in your gob I love that haunted house more and more with each ride I just want to kiss every little ghost from gobble and I see sure you do oh you're ready okay I'm looking for a character reference photo my resume I'm putting your number on there and they're going to see and that sings for me I glued Claire I'm glad we understand one another also I'm not from Scotland if you couldn't tell by my accent this wasn't the most awkward way ever to ask for your number don't be slandering me with your baseless accusations while we're outside getting some much-needed Sun and on looks up for him son laughing look at this little guy he fell down oh by the way we're friends now don't make a big deal of it the next what that tell yells them boom a foo in my face is getting rekt I don't know what that means hey piano I'm not gonna waste time on piano just because I don't have time to waste on piano it's just like with the promotions they get they get way better but the the promotion like bonus on the barista I just got to level it up and then I gotta get smart to get that one anybody else waiting you're waiting on Amex and that you're never gonna happen in a million years neck pillows cost eight that they're never gonna happen not this round anyway you just need confidence and that's gonna take a while okay so I'm gonna I'm gonna go like get ready for the day cuz I haven't been so I'm gonna go get ready for the day and then I will be back at some point okay I'm back I did absolutely nothing to get ready for the day so what can you do but I'm back and we've made progress we have streamer or glitch hunter I don't know what that means but I guess I'm hunting glitches 2.2 4000 per second that's not that good and it's really slow and we're not gonna be able to upgrade it fast it's nice that we unlocked it but I'm gonna stick with the other ones we've got twelve point three million have the confidence but we'll get confidence in ten minutes we do have something else we need what do we need disciplined but it takes so long to get disciplined ah I needed something something else I thought I needed something I either way I can now buy the hammock that's what I can do I can buy the hammocks so let me buy the hammocks alright you suck you know next time I'll get you 45 hammocks boom okay oh you think a kiss might break the curse well let's do it just allow me one last chance to admire my hey it's so pretty much more comfortable than the ones I'm used to before you can offer you kiss - kiss Eli delt break the spell he grabs him makes out with you a bit it works he changes mostly back oh wow would you look at that I've just felt like we were at the makeup stage but this is a lucky accident yay Eli oh hey I'm partially transformed back need meat good for you awkward bestie a thousand and one pizzas alright let's see if we can do it I don't know or a thousand and one pizzas you just ate a thousand pizza I like this this is a good trend you're starting here alright cool great I could probably do it okay here let's just do this ten dinners wow really okay no I just need the hearts and Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam ah okay I'm gonna gently place you in the crusher Soho has mostly a technicality I'm sure you'll be bangable by the end of the week sounds good great let's go shopping okay here we finally elusively la prowling the wilds let's make walking pounce on unsuspecting prey okay I just need the confidence six minutes away from getting this this level of confidence ooh but that'd be so much more bonus oh we're doing good did I get enough smart I think I got the smart I needed I don't remember why I needed smart why do they need smart I think it was for someone else I don't think I need smart anymore which means that I can focus more on just the money aspect which i think is what I need dare it mistake your tickle for jabbing him and eyeball silly mistake I like it yeah it's cool I think Garrett's all right the rest of these manimals not so good but Garrett you're alright alright I just need to wait for the competence so I'll do that and then I'll be back alright so I'm I'm less than two minutes away from getting the confidence level up but I wanted to do pause for a moment and just talk about like my mental state in regards to this this is probably the most effort I've ever put into a gaming related video maybe not considering like the 20/20 modes of five nights at Freddy's and what not because I put a lot of effort into that but I'm putting a lot of time into this like I got up and immediately went here I started recording this I set this up overnight like this is the longest time span I've put into something and I'm not even there yet and I just want to talk about why because I'm not entirely sure why yes there's a mystery afoot I want to know why I'm in this I want to hear the dialogue lines straight from the horse's mouth or the cat's mouth and I want to know what's the dealio with this what they've got in here because there's there's a mystery afoot and I want to know what the mystery is Oh more time unlock that's good cool but at the same time why am I so invested in this I'm very curious like I can't come up with an immediate answer other than just like I do like idol games in a weird way I like finding the mo efficient route to things it's like a very nice clear goal that I can easily work towards in incremental steps and I think as a human just like we naturally are inclined to do things like that and we're naturally drawn towards like those kinds of things so it's it's kind of fun and it's kind of weird and it's a little bit of a challenge for me to try to see if I can actually accomplish so to do this so you are saying that somehow through the power of friendship you can break the curse Garrett knew it he knew that friendship was magic and let the friendship be yeah [Music] hello my friend Garrett just came from China shop owner was surprisingly accommodating healthy and peaceful I'm not gonna get those there's no way yeah there's no way that would take another 28 minutes and I think I'm good on that okay so that's no good discipline that's not happening maybe it's happening would that be happening I don't think so getting to 19 would take a lot 75 hammocks I don't think I might hit with that right Oh 314 pies good golly I might be able to do this with the sunglasses because I know that it sounds like it costs a lot but it's actually not that much compared to how much money I'm making okay it's going this coaster whoosh alright and then you just need hearts alright do you want to be it do you want to be a thing with me I guess okay fine whatever it's not like I'm gonna say no at this point I slash the dogcatchers tires today I'm not gonna lie I feel pretty damn great good for you okay Oh discipline maybe I could do that how much the tools cost Oh nope I can't do that eighty-four million Oh take way too long okay but you I might be able to take care of cuz I can get sunglasses again and the dinners aren't that much alright nice dinner hey nice dinner hey I would do nice dinner hey okay this is good there's gone well this is going surprisingly well and almost there almost there almost there almost there ah my sir kaboom BAM no matter how tough gets it's easy to keep your with you my corner the only problem is they're like if you think I say is like 90% cheesier is that a chicken thing I'm going to pretend locker to use diamonds man I'm having trouble finding pants it's just not a chicken's world out here Oh mmm it's like I'm maybe on that one I don't know if I'm be able to get that and I don't know if I'd be willing to for a bonus of four that's incredible and then I could loop through a whole bunch Oh and then I could get more on the loop throughs oh I could do it I could do it I could do it good I can do that that might be better than waiting for this next little increment when I could get that increment really quickly with the loop throughs and now that I've got that eight times boost plus the four like yeah that's pretty good how long would I have to wait for that I mean I'm gonna wait for the discipline along with the discipline take oh never mind discipline take too long I've reached some kind of a peak here I think and I don't think the disciplines happening either okay so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna reset I'm gonna get this four and then I'm gonna do what I did before which is reset from the beginning a lot because I'll be able to get a bigger reset quicker and with this times eight it'll be so fast so let me just show you what I do for one and then you know I'll be back all right we're gonna go for this so when you reset I think I've shown this but now it's it's gonna be insane with this cuz not you you start obviously the same place seamstress you wow that's pretty much the same you get this you go here you take a dinner you go here done and then you get this and then you're there and then your friend level and it's literally this and as you go up it's small right here but there's a certain threshold that you can get to that will help you along the way boat ride bankers don't like us going kiss oh this is so much better there's so much better give you a seat now I'm limited by just how much I can click which I like that's good G you like that G I like that G let's go on coaster I got another job hell yeah give me that yet and look at this I've already got 0.19 that's less than it was oh no no it wasn't no it wasn't cuz I got stun and then I went on the coast for a few times okay that's what I did what I did is yeah point three one that's what I got to every single time before but that took me a minute like a mint two minutes maybe that took me snow so fast so fast all right so I'm gonna loop through this a bunch and get a lot more bonus my objective is good too like I'm hoping I can get to like 25 maybe even 30 bonus which would make that endgame go that much faster so I'll be back once I got that taken care of but there's good there's good I'm excited about this why am I excited about this okay update I have made up I've made a lot of progress I am back up to roughly where I was but I've got thirty six point three six boost with two point seven seven in the bank I have made tons of progress in terms of achievements in terms of hobbies I've got almost everything above 20 which is gonna give me a oh there's another achievement right there which is good uh and I've made progress in terms of money I have a lot of money which means that I can do a lot of things now I'm gonna do the tools boom carnival seven thanks for real yeah you you will come carnival easy done things are so fast now by the way things are stupid fast and hopefully this will get me enough diamonds in this next section to get the multiplication again for even more fastness because even if I only had enough diamonds for like the two times are the four times I would still be an incredible boost I can't sleep I can't eat you're ruining me just say you'll be here tomorrow we'll call it even I'm gonna kiss you now oh god no oh no oh it's fine it's about the same hey I took this picture for you I lost my shirt and didn't feel like finding another one I guess you're welcome hit me up for dates or not whatever so we're making progress watch I'm not gonna give you a watch how much is a bull ride cost okay I can do this I could also do which is a tree cost 372 million per tree I'll take you to dinner that's nice and cheap BLUP that's nice okay bull ride we're just making progress we haven't been able to make before right there we go that's what I call no matter if the curse is not broken Garrett enjoys your person very much we are French former right good guts creative you're asking so much of me Oh guts in Korea I don't even know if I want to be able to get that but I need diamonds that's what I need I've done so many loops I the only real way that I can make significant changes by having diamonds I just gotta have those diamonds if I don't I'm kind of screwed I'm not gonna reset for at least a good bit I guess honestly the masquerade is probably gonna be the cheapest Wow masquerade huh oh you're a God as a bunny that's that's fair I guess I'll do the tools for you and then bull rides don't take your shirt off don't don't do that now you haven't reached that level yet my hands are super sweaty from the anticipation of all that all right okay so I think we're reaching another dead end but I really wanna I really wanna uh 26 oh so much I'm gonna have to reset our night oh but I don't want to but oh oh wait I can't buy it oh so if I can just get three more diamonds I can get the four times boost which would be a big boost I'd be a big beefy boost I'd be either way I gotta let it wait I can let it sit it's got a ruminate it's got just like Fester's it's gonna fester I'm gonna leave it to fester it'll be good okay status update it is time to update again cuz we can get three more diamonds by doing this blink that's a diamond every time I think I couldn't possibly love you even more you do something the rocks my socks and my world there's a lot of rock and going on in other worlds words any time you may wonder about it I'll tell you the same I love you with all my heart o3 dot what I didn't know that keep three diamonds hey things are less awful when you're around so stop leaving a warning you as an abusive relationship I don't feel comfortable folks if that is your real name which it's not cuz it's weird anyway but also I got this tree right here incus I mean I don't need I thought I was gonna get three on each of these maneuvers but I got more maneuvers so I'm gonna do that what's that we got a snog to break the curse cliff slippin slippin hey really are you sure a plaint won't do the trick oh well kiss kiss it kiss it is here goes nothing mmm well purchase purchase all right well there you go fifty thousand coffee I miss pants never thought I would say that me neither pastor ba keep asking Garrett if he has a case of blue bulls but then they laugh at him is he missing the joke coaster wow you you don't fit Garrett is sorry if his friendship is not strong enough to break the curse if you wish to give up he understand do you want to keep going oh you have renewed Garrett sense of purpose and confidence you're very good news glad you were here someone tried to Brandy's bottom if they come back it's just with the shooing away man Garrett you got a lot of requirements so with that though though with that that is good what we can do is we can do these pies oh can I do this boys I could I could do these pies yeah I I know you love pie I know you do who doesn't oh okay there we go and then boat rides wait what's going on with your foot why is your foot shooting out a rainbow well that doesn't make any sense why is that happening I dare say I've taken a shine to you love and by that I mean imagining you own the full bearskin rug in front of my fireplace it has to be full of some of my best friends of bears hey find a penny pick it up and all day long you're now aware of the feeling of your tongue in your mouth and you're breathing intentionally hey he okay 700 billion at least I can get that achievement that needs hearts a billion hearts okay I think that's all I'm gonna get for now how much does five million times how many did you need I guess that's only 50 million I could do that wait I could do this the more I get done the more I the more I get bonus yeah yeah yeah I could do this this isn't cheating by the way this is a totally legitimate strategy given that they cheated me by putting me in this game maybe it might not be me I have to determine for myself that's why we're getting to the truth of it do you need so much coffee why do you need so much coffee this is too much coffee this is more coffee than someone who drink in a lifetime I was thinking today that I'd like to come start there awkwardly flirting with you I recommend things go further than that do you make peace with that good there's nothing worse about the awkward flirting then it's actually being awkward I can't abide that much cringe in my life ah you don't need their gesture settings I really looked this good okay how much the calculator too much I can't afford that okay so now I have reached the theoretical limit but he gives hearts faster than the other person so I'm gonna use you to get to the achievement you're gonna achieve an eyes me I need 300 million more there we go got it okay I didn't get any more time slots but that's okay I just wanted that achievement okay we're doing good we're doing real good before I go I'm just gonna do some else there's another achievement for a million gifts so many how would someone do that I can't even get up to a million guess how I'm gonna be able to get a million gifts that's impossible that's literally impossible okay anyway so what am I do now is I have 19 diam owns my resets gonna add five which is not that good considering I can reset and get one every like five minutes but they're still pretty good so I've got 19 diamonds I can get this times for max boost of 64 well I mean how would I even get that wait are you saying that when I click this it's gonna multiply that by 4 it's not gonna go up to 12 it's gonna go up to 32 oh my god oh my god oh oh my god 30 but but well hey wait a minute well huh but it doesn't seem to have as profound effect as I thought it would be that's that's so much more that is so much more that is there's so much more why is it not why is everything not just suddenly exploding with progress why am I not making unbelievable amounts of money which I should be right do I still need a reset Garret achievement 3 yeah that's a good one all right cool cool I guess maybe I could keep going then confidence outgoing I mean that's incredible but it doesn't seem to be incredible with what's happening yes astonishing but it's not very astonishing with what I'm seeing my money isn't going up nearly as intensely as I assumed it would seem shorter I guess I'm confess old okay I'm gonna use this and I'm still gonna go ahead and I'm gonna reset again and again I'm gonna go through another cycle of resetting to get even higher boost because I'm still two characters away so I gotta be a long bit actually away so I just gotta I gotta slog through I gotta go I gotta get those bonuses so that's why I'm gonna do so I'll be back in a bit I guess is a quick update the faster you go the better bonus you can get I've just been going for like five minutes and I'm good gonna add a 2.1 cuz I'm finally slowing down here but only just now okay update update big update big update okay so I got two oh there we go Garrett and one day I'm on well when you bring up the subject of kissing Garrett gets really big Rin wait a minute this may be a trick to give Garrett smooches you are tricky well let us try anyway a few sparkles bubbles later and there's a lot lot less bullying your life alright huh Garrett how you doing good to see you Garrett out appreciate four four stomachs you could eat all the wheat grass on ironically ah still got so far to go haha still got so far to go but I need thirty-three confidence I am at I'm one away from thirty-three confidence if I can just see him me I can see me that I'll know that I'm close I'm so far away aren't I I'm so far away I'm gonna have to do another round of like grinding again I'm gonna have to do it I'm gonna have to do another round of it I know I am that's okay because I can do it I can do it anyway I got a lot of money so let's spend the money too but before we sink into a deep pit of despair I can buy this drone now so you're gonna get a drone kaboom guns oh observant I'm already working on that you need smart okay smart so I ride my box class not thinking about you in a crashed news reposts it's no real story to this story I just like telling you the cool and I love you just FYI I'm afraid at this point you're just plain old stuck with me got a real hair I'm going on here thought I look cute might lead later just kidding I took like 500 of these until I finally had one that didn't look weird let me know if you have it down for a little one-on-one shirts versus skins I'll let you pick whichever one I wear okay gross weird cool much does a ticket cost seven billion Oh seven billion I don't think there's any point to getting this but I'm gonna do it anyway just for the sake of the rewind bonus got that you did it I did it and that means I get six point three this 69 drones you suck so much it's so far away so far away so far and yet so far I think I just got a loop through I'm gonna do it here we go alright I'll be back okay I've got an announcement there is Wow Ichiban the name is Ichiban yes your search for more manimals leads you to the local convention where adorable fans of all fandoms have gathered to dress up and show their love you discover that your favorite streamer Ichiban is making an appearance so you rush over to meet him that is a tiger that is a pink tiger are you me Ichiban me you're big time I used to work at a sushi place called Ichiban it's practically practically me also the achievement when I got this was a Maya cat and like that video I made only to discover that he's grown a huge fuzzy beard which is odd for his brand you line up for an autograph and are already swooning over his gorgeous voice before you realize he hasn't grown a beard at all he's been turned into a minimal you quickly explained the situations and he replies am i a cat no just kidding I totally noticed then my subscribers have exploded but I suppose I should change back before someone gets me neutered which is the responsible thing to let's go right uh who are you again so you're the one behind all this I should have known actually I shouldn't have known I've just always wanted to say that well look at you you've got the neck goyda thing that everyone else says going on pro-gamer straight I've already got that got to be a level level 34 gamer huh I'm not gonna get that anytime soon but I've got you I have you you are there and I have you you're me aren't you you're me we're going on a dinner date you and I we're not done yet cuz I can't confirm this until you turn out of a mandible into a man man listen I know that that's not what a napkin is for but sometimes you just got to disembowel something with your back feet and you use what you have available whoa wait a sec I got turned into a tiger but another guy got turned into a chicken but that's certainly an odds silver lining at least there's no rainbows coming out of my butter bread on my face or whatever come to think of it the Internet is a bit of an odd place for cats I haven't been this angry since I was toast no I'm not gonna explain that reference not this angry since you're a toast it's like the game I am thread the game in which I got angry and you're me aren't you ha ha ha I'm building the lawsuit as we speak this was all evidence my lawyers will be in touch wolf but I can't make a case yet I can't make a case yet I have to go around the block just a little more because I can't afford anything else I've not mastered three men I can do this but I gotta go around the block a lot more hey 7.24 though that's a big bonus tad but I'm gonna try to double this or more I don't know what I'm gonna try to do I'm just gonna do it again so we go everybody I passed we get mine BAM fast you okay good biosea okay so I'm a genius right Amy Finn genius I recorded my Mouse's movements for this repetition I'm not doing this because I recorded this it took a long time and it was very finicky but this is the recorded movements of my mouse that I for the past two hours have been trying to get right and it looks like it's working and in double speed and it should repeat even if I'm not here which should give me all the repeat multiplier I could possibly want it's working it works oh there's no audio to it but imagine there's game sounds cool all right cool bye all right so it's dawn on the third day it turns out there is a cap on how much reset bonus you can get but that doesn't matter because 256 is still a lot and I think that means I can get to where I need to get that is four times as much as I had before I'm starting from the beginning again uh but I'm gonna go up to where I was before and I'm gonna see let's see where it gets me I'm just gonna see where it gets me oh yeah I just are the third down but we'll get this I'm gonna get this I'm gonna get this okay all right I'll see it a bit I've hit a wall and I don't like that I've hit a wall because I am at max reset bonus with the max amount of bonus I could possibly afford with the diamonds they gave me and I'm still really far away and I know that I haven't been waiting long enough to wait for the money to build up but it's not the money that's the limiting factor I'm at thirty two of this it's still gonna take ten minutes for this level I got to get to 33 and then after that it's like exponential north you're gonna take thirty minutes than an hour then I'm just like four hours it's just gonna keep going and there's no other ceiling of progress that I can get besides buying a diamond does uh so I'm in a bit of a hard place I don't know how this is gonna go because I've been at this for three days right I've been at this for three days but it's not just a matter of being at it for three days I have done the physical limitation of what I can do as far as the reset boost I don't know why the reset boost is capped because that doesn't usually happen in games like this but I feel like it's artificially capped to make it standard level of progress for the amount of characters that they are and they will probably raise the cap for more characters coming out as they come out because that would make sense because it creates a very standard time curve for how much it is but it's [ __ ] because I've been at this for so long I do not want to put money into it and yeah just like it's I get it idle games are a time sink that's by design but this is a time sink with an artificial cap on it it's putting a ceiling on something and I don't like it I don't know what I'm gonna do at this point I just wanted to point that out I need to get to this dude Ichiban and I need to make him at least not Dan Manimal danimals Dan I'm tired oh my god they're taunting me not to sound ungrateful for your help my precious my little bird my precious little bird but I don't suppose we could hurry this process up a little yes perhaps with a generous purchase of diamonds oh you suck oh you suck no I will not buy your diamonds okay I'm gonna get the pit mechanic maybe that'll change everything maybe [Music] now who are you again I don't know I don't know what I'm gonna do okay so I've let it run in the background and I'm about to go do a stream but it's it's it's making a lot of progress it is making more progress than I thought it would make I just realized that I needed to wait quite a bit more time I'm getting a random smattering of what I think I might need I'm definitely gonna need gamer let me just emphasize that because if this is me then gamer would probably be coincidentally needed but I can do the next level on this so I'm gonna go ahead and do that uh never mind I'm not gonna do that let's pause the jobs for a little bit and then alright so game on I warn you though I'm likely gonna record and upload most of this to YouTube that's just how I roll that's not how I roll alright good okay you break the curse I get the views we do what we do best and we'll lick this thing like I lick my balls here's what I've discovered so far scratching posts are lit I never say lit so this month that's one in the column of not me I don't say lit unless I'm being ironic or stupid I didn't think smart would be there I don't know what that says about me but I didn't think smart would be there now I can't do another one I can do another you I mean it could be just that you're good with animals or perhaps Bauer's in particular it is probably best we do not over-clean please alright I find myself oddly jealous of other piggies his tails are curly and it I've tail Envy how my heart yarns frickin weirdo okay shampoo fifty of those I can do that easily that's nothing this ain't nothing grumble ah oh it's it's I've written apartment for you and here are days roses are red violets are allowed in the cockpit of friendship you are my pilot so get in my [ __ ] and yeah okay I made my friends are with a spider she tells me I'm truly some Pig ass affect our friendship will last a long time and not ending now quenching tada they're healthy goddamnit everything needs everything oh you suck let's try to get smooches all right you're gonna turn to a man I've already seen you as a man then we're making so much progress diamond healthy and disciplined well 69 drones I can do the two tickets that's what I can do so I can do the two tickets even though they cost billions of dollars we okay good all right hey Mar mellow so my paints random will came on book well then I fell on the couch here took this photo as evidence may I keep you warm on cold lonely nights hugs and kisses all right cool good great what does the vacuum cost six yeah that's Wow hey to you too hey how you doing am I even bothering with this it doesn't matter anymore it's not like I'm gonna get any diamonds out of this I've already gotten your diamonds I've heard none that that that you're next but I can't afford I can't afford a vacuum God and there's nothing left to buy except at I'm skip how would I can't afford that I'm not gonna be able to get enough for that Oh God I guess I just gotta let it go all right I'm gonna do my stream I guess we need healthy and discipline and smart okay move this disciplined smart and then I'm willing to bat gamer is gonna come into play here I don't know for sure but that is my bet I've got healthy outgoing smart game or competence disciplined creative I think that's gonna be enough to get me to the next section hopefully mustard drones cost much as how many drones do you need 69 drones I can afford that technically speaking when drones cost 1.7 billion I'm not gonna get a single one more than I need all right I'm gonna get you there and boom I certainly updated my twitch stream elves in a relationship I don't want to be bothered changing it back so let's just make it official all right hell yeah a thousand games yeah that seems about right all right cool we're good here so I'm gonna leave this lie and I'll be back once I have an answer to this conundrum which I don't okay all right we are in a pretty good place everything is at level 40 I don't know how much I'm gonna need but given that Ichiban was obtained at level 33 I think this is going to be a good start for us so I'm actually gonna take these away because I need to focus on the money no sorry no yeah I need to focus on the money we need to get this this is this this we needed all of these really okay it doesn't matter first off you Demetri are about to turn into a regular old human a human and luckily I always carry around mints for just this occasion I've carried them for many years today they fill their destiny you've never kissed anyone before all right aha if a curse can be broken with a kiss then prepare to end all the chaos in the world for our co2 eternity kiss me you fool I don't like you I don't know if I've liked anyone here hey em once more more man than beasts and unlike Beauty and the Beast the transformation is a mark of the improvement are you telling me that you like mr. beast man in beast mode that's new how's it going dear friend have you cursed anyone else recently yeah that would be so you I've recently learned that boyfriend it's not just a friend who was a boy which is embarrassing for that it's what Kara calls his boyfriends but Garret is your boyfriend yes Garret Rick you you said he is your boyfriend no take-backsies [Music] have strangers to where bail and get nose piercing is good idea five billion five billion hearts five billion how much the game's cost all right whatever that's not the point we're not here for that we are not here for any of that I have a bad feeling that I'm not gonna have as much as I need where's my super clicker I can't believe it's been three days since I started this adventure but it has been three days I can't fathom that like but we're almost here oh you bastard you ain't a duck you ain't one of the duck O's why oh you bastard but look at those muscles don't look at me like that I have no idea where that ducky win I'm innocent I tell ya okay all right are you done yet how long is this curse gonna last is there a progress bar or something I can watch all right all right okay I can do this just got to get my game face on come on Ichiban you got this one day while walking through a very familiar park each bunt race you and says hey I just wanted to say that you're you're right sorry give me the kid memes and references when I'm nervous anyway yeah well you're great we're friends great oh god I hit bird like I caught it and ate it wait you didn't turn anyone into a bird did you you need 10,000 rollers that's fine expectedly cheap man thanks this is nice but it's not million subscriber nice you talking about me I'm getting to the bottom of the mystery finally I'm getting to the bottom of the mystery this is what I was here the mystery here are you me are you give me a hand I'm trying to come up with cute Tiger puns for my channel how does this sound paw that Bell and subscribe right meow delete your channel okay never mind I was sort of on the kiddie train at the start but with all the internet points but the whole litter box thing yeah I could [ __ ] in a box big whiner gosh this whole thing sounds like the plot of some ridiculous anime clicker dating game the only thing I hate more than those are meta humor jokes in case you can't tell I'm not a happy camper my tail thumping around is a clue although it's mega cute and I want to bite it ow God I just ruined another Mouse I just can't help it I've put my little paw in there and the next thing I know I've wrestled it to the ground and scratched it with my back feet on the plus side I'm adorable that does sound like me okay that's another one for the sounds like me column donut say I just noticed you have an attractive personality and a face that's nice to look at good job on that well that was the most awkward compliment ever I'm glad no one else heard it let's pretend like it never happened tell me still a kitty still obsessively watching my ceiling fan I can't blame him being a kitty for that one bow that's on me wow that went fast to get to 3 billion I never noticed but most console controllers are really hard to use when you don't have thumbs huh actually I think I just realized why I've never realized that before purring makes me giggle and giggling makes me / what's the opposite of a vicious cycle a snuggly cycle is that a thing God just go away I don't care if you are me at this point just shut up ah I just knocked my webcam off my desk again why do I keep doing that that's something I do cue the comedic Lee timed camera falling off my desk bye everybody overlays fire fireworks I knew it okay it's not quite me but the hello everybody is pretty damning there Suzy Chiba hi hello everybody this is markiplier it's the most damning piece of evidence I have found yet I can't believe this I figured this whole transformed you know I'm not over that you've stepped too far beyond the line how dare you I figured this all transformed into a tiger thing was gonna make my life more challenging but my subscriber count has exploded and the number of cuddles I get per day is up to I'm good if our little escapade here was a video game I'm pretty sure I'd be the king of it oh is that a crown I thought so anger compilation wait a minute anger compilations anger compilation you are the king it's time to get to the bottom of this to solve this once and for all we must oh that's pretty cute please don't tell anyone I was a scaredy cat on that ride I've got a reputation to uphold I'm supposed to be the king of those rides you keep saying that that's what I say turn you the squirrels taking five nights of phrase with that suspiciously like so wait a second you're saying that to break the curse we've got to try kissing but that's where cooties come from that's what I say all the time I say that all the time just kidding in case you couldn't tell I'm an awkward individual that uses humor as a coping mechanism pucker up buttercup that's what I always say I think that's me so we got to make with the smoochy smoochy ease that's what I always say awesome give me a big kiss or ooh that's what I always say one awkward and fuzzy kiss later the tiger explodes into the usual magic Sparkle transformation sequence my nickname in high school was Marco sparkle besides the ears that is 127,000 percent cue the dramatic music 120,000 % movie you thought you could get away with it you thought that you could trick me oh no I knew I knew even though I could have looked at the picture on the front of the screen I know rain Hellfire down upon you three days I've taken to get to this point and I am NOT gonna squander the opportunity of you being right here you have to say for yourself I would probably separate no because I don't like that kind of negativity in my alphabet mm-hmm is that your impression of me that sounds like you know that Bud Light commercial that was like let's remove know from your vocabulary and it was horrible and no one thought it through that's what that reminds me well I will say that if the remaining Kitty parts need to stick around at least just the kawaii stuff well isn't too fond to the glans if you catch my drift hey so I just wanted to mention that Wikipedia has a lot of unsettling information on cat privates I'm happy to have a normal privates again I felt that was worth mentioning I live streamed myself eating a can of tuna last night I have no idea why I did it or why it's my most popular video now cooky you think you're so clever Wow you mostly broke the curse glad we pounce on that ha ha we're play you think you're so goddamn clever I will do absolutely nothing I have no idea why I put so much goddamn work and there's no way in hell I'd ever get to that so that just ain't happening so all you people that were waiting for a picture of that it ain't happening not happening don't even try it it's not happening we ain't having none that but what we is having is we got to the bottom in this mystery as much as we could so that is good enough for me I can't believe I spent three days on this I have no idea what I did I put more work into this video this one video than I ever have in any other video related to gaming so thank you everybody so much for watching if you find me in any other video game I don't know about which in this case I think I think in general consensus we have determined that yeah that that's me you can tell by the bulging biceps and sweet shoulders but err yeah that's me so thank you everybody so much for watching if you endured this adventure with me thank you and congratulate yourself you made it to the bottom this you persevered through thick and thin you stuck it out and it was a long journey but you were there for the whole way so I thank you for that if you had a like button I'd be smacking it right now if you had a bell I'd be dingaling in that Bell don't make a joke about the cat in the Bell like I don't want to hear it but you deserve the appreciation I'm giving you and you should be happy about the praise I'm awarding to you so you're welcome and thank you and thank you for watching if you want to see other dating videos that I've done let me know maybe I'll do it or you want to see other you I'm tired if you want to see me do more dating or other things that I've done check description or tell me but thank you so much ring that Bell smash that sub flagyl that like it it all wit up in here thanks for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye Lexia and this is just for you and me I'm going to put money into this I don't wanna count on you not to let anybody know about this definitely don't put this at the end of the video after I've already said goodbye just don't tell anybody about this is just between you good alright I have the money so now I need to get this and I need two more diamonds I need more more more diamonds Wow thank you for buying those you're incredible I didn't buy anything I don't know what you're talking about I didn't do anything I have no idea what you're talking about I don't know who you are please get out of my house oh hell yeah I'll give me those sweet time slots a heli a village elder oh my god now finally I can do what I've always meant to do everyone hush don't you why am I even talking at it but there's no one here obviously okay this is good okay now that I got that I'm skip seven-day time skip [Music] Oh pill pusher push my pills please [Laughter] [Music] anytime and now I have it and I feel so good we're going on a masquerade och3 diamonds I cannot [ __ ] believe boy indeed just take my money hi I hate it hate it zoom I hate it I'm knocking him out I can't believe it I'm knocking him out all I had to do is wait a week Wow nice hit I can't believe it I'm knocking it out there we go do not ask not that you even know what I'm doing do not ask why because that I didn't do this from the get-go it's because I didn't want to reward them not that I'm rewarding him now because it's I'm very upset about it look I got no justification for it oh my god oh my god dear lover I regret to tell you that I must leave the world calls to me and I must do if on the winds like a faith or coffee energy I her just kidding I will see you tomorrow for smooches and bon squeezes all right you want a piano get your piano piano think of all the kisses you have to come I'll tell you what kisses a lot yet to come now you listen here you son of a [ __ ] you thought I was done with you you thought I was done with you I am not done with you it is you who is done with me wait let her get a bell smash yeah gosh I just cannot stop fluffing this tail I think it's a good thing most people don't have one of these it's distracting all the fan art I have received recently has become significantly cuter also significantly more NSFW the years really are a turn-on for some people hey hi oh wait before you break the curse I've got to record myself doing the caramel car caramelldansen mustn't let the internet down every time I look at your face I get a stomach full of butterflies does that make us sweethearts I mean the other sweethearts or I've got the plague or something so let's think optimistically and say it's a sweetheart thing hey I was just thinking in there you're pretty like neato like super pretty neato awesome cool hot words I'm not saying you need to scratch behind my ears but let's just say I would love to be I would be your love slave forever if you did oh yeah Oh click the link on my face for more huh loops I mistook real life for the internet again let me just hit that 5 bonus right give this conversation another try that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life live stream our date and take suggestions from fans on what I should say next just kidding that was a nightmare last night that sounds like a fun video actually there's a good that's a good idea you know all this is is just Stockholm Syndrome that's all this is nice I love this as much as a dating sim boyfriend can love a thing and the Carnaval hey so boyfriend scale of 1 to 10 how much is that a thing with that we are boom 10 way to go Ichiban I mean your answer is acceptable let us update this social medias oh no ok here we go this is it this is it this is it this is it that's not so bad not as bad as I thought hey I know you're thinking Ichiban fell down in his clothes fell off no that's not what happened how did all this on purpose and I have no idea how to flirt without making things awkward hence here's to more awkward shirtless adventurers right hello this is little old me doing little old things on this little old day holy crap I just irritated myself hey you're dead me too I'm just gonna finish this out because my goodness hello everybody my name is Ichiban and welcome to your fancy romantic date I'll be playing the part of the love interest let's get started that is that's me it's me it's clearly me it's clearly be alright yes so lovely you're special to me and I want you to know it so I made you an enormous heart-shaped card and hid it somewhere unfortunately I forgot what that was the point is I love you you're awesome no there's many other men I'm sorry I'm very sorry you're the best I feel super comfortable to be myself around you I hope you feel the same because being himself Ichiban is about 50% more ridiculous than what you see on camera I'll sponsor your episode anytime internet lingo isn't the best for flirting I meant to say I like you and want to do stuff to your body well there we have it it only cost me a hundred bucks I hate myself I did it now you all have that as a wallpaper I'm gonna go crawl and die but the moral of the story is if I'm a character in a video game which obviously this isn't exactly me the resemblance is striking the quotes are very similar the achievement refers to King a lot and the hair is a slight nuance impression of my previous colored hair doesn't mean that there needs to be an issue with it however your and now that we've gotten to the bottom of this mystery I think we all learned a valuable lesson and if you don't know what that lesson is then you weren't paying attention so you got to go back okay goodbye I've already said my goodbyes goodbye goodbye smash that like button smash it smash it yes I'd like them [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 7,407,241

Rating: 4.9523649 out of 5

Keywords: markiplier, dating game, scandal, exposed, clicker game, dating sim, blush blush, blush blush game, blush blush ichiban, mobile game, ios, android, pc, markiplier dating game, idle game

Id: ysROgI5qDL8

Length: 116min 18sec (6978 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 25 2019