FUNNY TINDER POSTS #19

what convinced you to swipe right katie desperation you bruh here with some cuties my name is fainted and it's time for some funny tinder posts let's go okay so this guy matches with lauren and messages her lauren i must have dyslexia because i think you're unreal sir you've outdone yourself of that one smoove keph me kevin 20 years old if you're trying to figure out how to say my name think mike tyson saying kiss me oh damn me joining tinder excited to meet people wait what here for a good time not a long time venmo cool her daddy swipe left if under six feet only here for your dog it's a mess hey you're not very tall to be honest why include it in your bio um righto because it's like the first thing people ask so save them the time oh well you aren't tall enough for me sorry geez dude you aren't hot enough to have this bad of a personality [Music] i mean the whole point is this guy puts in his bio to avoid the situation and it still happens rest in b small boys i feel you country roads take me home i mean if you insist i saw that coming but i'm not even mad what part of elementary school do you wish you could incorporate into your adult life hmm the friends part what's your favorite element you no way that was cute you for uranium look i'm desperate for compliments okay girl on tinder hit me up on my ig no i don't think i will hey happy valentine's day are you interested in rates what do you mean by raids also happy valentine's day to have fun like a low mortgage rate is fun i'm a big fan of fun 60 for 30 minutes 100 for an hour as flattering as that is i can never take your money forget about these rates the real rates that i want to know is what's the rate for a hug that's all i want i'd actually pay ten thousand dollars for a hug right now please che dm me okay so we got jake21 here and his first picture says why you should swipe right by jake okay this should be a good presentation let's see if you can persuade us car can pick you up and take you on dates sup bro gamer on espn for playing video games dextrous fingers mechanical engineer as big brain can solve your problems apartment company always welcome secure from covet swordsman can and will protect you knows how to wield a sword the end any questions send a dm he's done a good job he's done a very good job there i'm feeling persuaded i don't really care that he's a mechanical engineer or that he has a car or an apartment all i know is he can wield the blade the swordsman that's what you need in a man oh message from shrek damn girl are you a pinata because i'm gonna need a blindfold to hit that wow shrek savage chase21 what's your name who's your daddy is he rich like me and a girl messages him saying are you really rich if you're asking if i have above five dollars in my bank account then the answer is yes stop me when i say a number too high ten dollars yeah i'd stop there okay so he's got ten dollars in his bank account and a bio like that yes who's your daddy is he rich like me has he got ten dollars in his account you're such a boyfriend in that eight times ten pick like i'd find it seven years after we broke up in my underwear drawer while moving in with someone who i don't love as much as i used to love you maybe i do still love you i sob loudly while my new man is lifting a dresser onto the truck ouch see people who liked you with tinder gold okay wait minus one likes that's sad imagine that you dropped like was it ten dollars twenty dollars on tinder gold to be like oh let's see all these girls who've been liking my page and turns out you've minus one likes wrote a joke survey monkey and sent it out to girls who stopped responding to me getting better responses than i expected okay so he sends through the surveymonkey link and then she says oh my god no you didn't stop i'm so sorry lo what i heard from my friend the other day that girls just really want some good d i'm assuming d stood for data so i made a survey i appreciate you the effort to put that together beautiful i think we have found the new strategy to getting matches on tinder try this one out make your own survey monkey send it through guaranteed results think of it from their perspective though like they just forget about this dude they match up on tinder never really ended up replying then all of a sudden a survey link comes through like oh hey would you mind just answering this uh i wanted to know why you didn't talk to me okay so this guy matched with sarah a message to saying if you could ride or meet see touch etc any dinosaur what would it be hmm um triceratops because it sounds like sarah in the middle when you pronounce it no way my choice is pretty similar i think i'd like to try sarahtopoulos oh my gosh how the f did you come up with that that's so funny if you think i came up with that then this won't be the first time you're disappointed by me oh my give me a historical event slash period and i'll make a pickup line out of it my aunt said victorian era hey girl are you british factory because i would love to work you for 14 hours a day six days a week and potentially fill you with way too many children i'm dead hey there you're freaking cute hope you're having a good day hey you have excellent taste i'm extremely fond of fat i was talking about your music it is a guarantee that i will analyze every situation in conversation and correct you when you are wrong factually morally and otherwise you will make errors and i will notify you if you find that bothersome i understand i'm just doing my due diligence to prepare you mentally for who i am okay due diligence winky face yeah i might wanna i wanna do a spell check there buddy the way he's just like i'm gonna analyze everything and can't even spell due diligence right okay are you that much of a [ __ ] that you just send memes you freaking beta chuckles i'm in danger you freaking beta she really does not like the memes get rid of her get rid of her thanks when did you get into pottery eight years ago that's awesome how long have you had a studio two years how's it been during the shutdown cancelled for some of it back open now yes that's good so what's your favorite thing to make mugs do they hold coffee well well yeah excellent because i definitely need some after this conversation oh yawn why did they put a full stop after mugs yeah i've got mugs period hey love hey yo sorry this is up front but my electrical bill is due today can you please help me out if not it's fine maybe we can still chat i got my own bills grow up who goes on to tinder asking people to pay their electric bills what's next like oh hey i know we only just matched and we're kind of like strangers but do you want to pay my next mom's rent hey cutie i'm selling videos and pictures you should do that on only fans not dating apps no well that's what this sign is for this is for you know dating like i was swimming to take you out and use my wooden charm to eventually see you naked if i wanted to go to the other route i just go to the other side very good point very good point why do people do this man going on a dating app being like hey wanna buy my content although now i think about it is actually quite a genius marketing strategy like there's not many better places to promote your content than on tinder simps everywhere this is why i got banned from tinder i'm not a simp that's why they couldn't handle my chat behavior let me see the twins hmm what do you mean twins my twins there's no joke show me your boy you look like the kind of girl who likes a good dorito ah you're not wrong i like that trying to freak around and buy a bag and eat them in a pillow fort heck yeah after that i might need something to wash it down with sprite c-u-m oh okay that'll work but we should also get some sprite i'm just gonna throw out there um why would you want to be eating a bag of doritos on a date why that's gonna taste nasty when you're making albert and this guy talking about washing it down with sprite get some culture bro you know what it is doritos and mountain dew wash it down with the mountain dew not interested in threesomes huh what about a twosome um i think i prefer something more wholesome hey thanks for hanging out today honestly i didn't feel like we had great chemistry so i don't think i want to do it again but i appreciate you hanging out with me good luck yeah the feeling is mutual but it was nice meeting you too good luck to you too uh so this is how adults communicate when a date doesn't go correctly wow if only it was actually this smooth when you go on a date with someone then you just don't vibe you look like a girl who asks guys for a drink at the bar because you can't afford them and then when you finally hit rock bottom at the end of the night you go home with one of the guys to have a good night so why don't we skip the bar part and just get right into it you look like the type of guy who believes buying a girl a drink means he's entitled to her time and it fails to make it worthwhile so why don't we skip the disappointing d and unmatch ouch george 35 years old and his job is a liar i'm a cheating ass douchebag who never checks my profile so i don't know it says this i'm married and have a beautiful child all i want to do is screw strangers so who's in wait does does that mean his wife found this profile and she wrote this uh oh you're in trouble there georgie you mash with toshiba microwave you know i'm done with this video man all i have to say is tinder is trash go outside guys go speak to people in real ever had even life swords

Channel: Fainted

Views: 275,463

Keywords: tinder, r/tinder, funny tinder posts, top posts, funniest tinder posts, conversations, messages, tinder messages, tinder conversations, tinder chats, meme, memes, tinder memes

Id: _Arya7t6usg

Length: 10min 33sec (633 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 10 2020