How is Twitter free? #115

babe are you all right you haven't touched your giant custard cream who is the chef here who is the chef hello cuties my name is fainted and welcome back to house twitter free the seriously you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out bro-fist subscribe to the channel right now or this minecraft doge will steal your diamonds two roads diverged in a yellow woods left for covet testing right for hooters oh that's a tricky one what are you going for guys left or right or you could just be an absolute chad and do both go and get your cover test and then proceed to hooters me i'll take a short nap also me after four hours i heard these are really good skincare products for men and we got the deep action cream wash saint ives fresh skin and then this one which i i can barely read because it's like a 2 pixel image this is all i use and it works really well men 14 in one shampoo conditioner body wash toothpaste mouthwash deodorant peanut butter gatorade milk that tin foil tennis shoes dental floss eye drops oh yeah you had me until i saw peanut butter next we got a couple uncaptioned images what's this do you see it hey damn this tweet blowing up i figure i should plug something he really do be plugging out here bro the camera versus the shots a pokemon camera let's have a look at the photography skill shall we damn damn damn son that is actually awesome where can i get one of these bro you take photos and you get cute little borders with squirtle and pikachu on ah omg i used to have one of these in the early 2000s wow i have a feeling these will be worth like 50 grand at this point it's a collector's item so cool bro why did they caption it this and we have a post here on i think facebook from nzharal.co.nc watch me whip watch me nae nae watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder rapper salento arrested over the murder of his cousin someone's been murdered out here and uh the nz herald decided to be like let's make an epic facebook meme out of it guys also how many years has it been since that song came out i remember when that was like the chad song everyone was playing that when i was 19 i had to apply for a job and couldn't be asked writing a cover letter so i made a fake job ad for the job i was applying for on gumtree and like 200 people applied and i picked the best cover letter of my own if i was an employer and i saw this i'd be impressed bro and we have some more uncaptioned images so we have iceland all day breakfast 400 grams and it's the iceland classic all day breakfast yummy yummy yummy 1 pound 79. let's take a look at the review shall we tastes simply horrible if i was starving and had to pick between eating this and eating my own arms then i would be no good in a mexican wave i don't know what you expect to be fair if you're buying a all-day breakfast for 1 pound 79 from iceland sausage beans hash browns and is that eggs as well i'm not sure about that mate you pay for what you get chief choose your fighter i'm with burger king saying love knows no age coca-cola says age is just a number we can still be the perfect pair what age really is just a number ages but a number todd we hope to see you soon i love how it's not just one company saying this but four big companies okay guys fair enough fair enough why isn't your camera on me no reason miss just just having a good time and then zoom replies don't forget to turn off your audio or the whole meeting will turn into an asmr session it's funny to think that um when someone's got their camera off on zoom you really don't know what the heck they're doing theoretically they could be doing this during a maths class lmfa bottle of water and then british style but out of water you're right brother i have a bottle of water please mate the british dudes and the replies blimey mate you sort of get shot while doing maths in school plus you americans don't even got free health care quite sad in it i don't get this bad teeth joke because our dental care is better than americans so if anything it's the other way round no sweetie y'all got bad teeth yep okay and i think we have a quote here that says however no detailed research has examined if this is actually true or not what said and our results showed that americans do not have better teeth than the english he added in fact they had significantly more missing teeth and inequalities and oral health were much worse in the u.s compared to england yes get a load of that you americans no more roasting us okay no but i am british and i must say as a child i had some of the most interesting looking teeth you've ever seen bro i didn't just have to get the normal braces bro before that i had to get these big beefy block ones to like push my bottom jaw forward or something bro hey you can't deny the facts bro stop slandering the british on twitter.com next up elomas says you're welcome and a tweet of him holding up doge yes king if you don't know i'm pretty sure it's because of dogecoin in early january dogecoin had quite a big pump and it went uploads and i remember keemstar tweeting about it and i was thinking to myself oh damn dogecoin's kind of big and i think this is when it was like 0.01 and it started falling down a bit and i was like hmm maybe maybe i should get in on this dogecoin meme and then now on february the seventh when i'm recording this it has gone up to 0.06 ah man why why i could have literally times my money by like six or seven already ah but honestly a month ago i couldn't really have seen this coming bro like come on and elon also says sandstorm is a masterpiece this one time in third grade i was really mad at my mom so i furiously googled i want a bomb on her laptop like 900 times because i thought the government would come and arrest her this poor woman had this child in her womb for nine months all for them to come out and then try and get the fbi turning up at the front door i feel presentation is as important as the meal itself it's a work of art i think you could have your girlfriend or boyfriend round on a friday night and cooking up a nice meal for them trying to impress them instead of doing some like level 100 epic chef skills gordon ramsay type beat meal why not turn up with this oh yes robocop about to arrest me me before you arrest me which of these nine pictures have cars in them robocop i'm going to let you off with a warning yep dude can pass the capture test good evening to everyone who puts the oven at 200 no matter what you're my sort of people i'm not exaggerating when i say i'm into old guys the last guy i dated had an aol email address oh damn son back in like 2005 bro every chad had an aol email address guess who decided to eat the inkjet cartridge this guy oh no no no how and why are they showing this to kids they've always shown kissing in cartoons look that's a man and a woman those are rats next up we have a video captioned so my cat's an idiot [Music] what is this hey chief i think the water is coming down your head the way he's looking like at um pretty much nothing and then here's his insta if you guys want to follow this cat oh wow thank you for all the kylo love i've let him know the internet loves him and he says thanks so cute delete their nudes if you are no longer with them wait you get nudes [Music] i'm just lucky if she texts back can we play this sad boy hours playlist out here baby why aren't you texting me back girl but yeah the sense started a a political debate in the twitter comments you gave them to me as a gift if i gave a girl a ring i wouldn't ask for it back now i'm not sharing those photos but i'm definitely not deleting them if she don't say delete them bras they're not getting deleted especially if i want them even still i'm not obligated to delete them if she asks me to this girl says i hope no one dates you ever nope keep it as leverage in case she tries something stupid this is illegal so go ahead keep them then watch your ass get sued whose nudes those are mine now and this dude johnny says i still have polaroids of my exes in the nude polaroids isn't that a few steps away from the decades of pinups how do you even keep it in good condition just got a photo album of nudes old shoebox full of pictures i keep hidden from the misses the photos aren't that great of quality anymore but neither are those ladies oh damn all i'm saying bro is if i ever send anyone a peepee pic okay i want them to appreciate it forever i want that to be framed and put up on the wall in their bedroom even when they're 25 years into a marriage me explaining a song i heard years ago only knowing the melody uh google what the freak she found a new spot in my car oh so cute so cute so cute i deleted instagram from my phone so i have more time to focus on my other passion which is scrolling through instagram on my laptop anyways guys hope you enjoyed the video and if you did click on the screen to check out the series playlist and subscribe to the channel and i'll see you guys on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 175,027

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Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 07 2021